Part 1 (Spooky Encounter):
(This story is canon, but before we start, i just wanted to say, that my friend, also known as Lizzy, it's his/her birthday soon enough, i'm making this surprise specially for him/her, so Lizzy, if you're seeing this, either happy birthday, or happy late birthday)
The scene starts off with Chandelure & Mimikyu leaving the dome. After the competition, which was an all-star brawl, they decided to go outside to the streets.
"It's a shame we didn't win the prize, right Chandelure?" Mimikyu asked her husband.
"Yeah, but hey, at least I won a bunch of monies from the spooky competition a while back, so it was worth it!" Chandelure said with a goofy smile.
"So, what should we do now? Now that the competition is over and all" Mimikyu told Chandelure curiously.
"Well, we could buy a house, but i think it's too early for that, and afterall, i do wanna say goodbye to my sweet mom that is Hattelure, man, my mom is always so friendly and there for me…" Chandelure said with a very sweet and calm tone.
"Hmmm…Good idea, let's go!" Mimikyu was ecstatic, as she then jumped on top of Chandelure.
"Oof!" Chandelure replied, as Mimikyu jumped on top of him.
"Oops, did I hurt you by accident?" Mimikyu said.
"No, you didn't, but I just fell on the ground. Thankfully, I didn't damage anything that would ruin the intention of nature" Chandelure explained, but then he said: "But anyway, Le-le-le-le-le, Let's go!"
Chandelure started to float, with Mimikyu on his back, as they both headed in the forest, where they looked around for a pretty big house, where Chandelure's mom was living, then, Chandelure knocked on the door.
"Who's there?" A motherly tone asked.
"It's me, mom!~" Chandelure said very happily.
"Oh!" Then, a large fiery goth Hatterene opened the door, however, this wasn't just any Hatterene, it was Hattelure, a fusion of Chandelure & Hatterene, and then it said: "Come on in sweetie!" Hattelure said with a smile on her face as she invited the two in.
Mimikyu got off of Chandelure, and they walked around the place
"Wowzers! This place has been cleansed again? That's so epic and based" Chandelure said.
Hattelure giggles, and then said: "Yeah, it was getting pretty dusty, so I decided to clean the place, just in time for my son to return, and I see you brought your girlfriend too! Erm…what's her name?" Hattelure asked.
"Her name is Mimikyu, She is so adowable with hew cute wittwe eyes and face, she's such a adowable giwl!~" Chandelure said in a very cute voice, as he rubbed his hands on her face, and Mimikyu blushed.
"Heh…heh, yep, that's me!" Mimikyu shyly replied.
Hattelure giggles at the couple: "Oh, you two look great together, I know you guys are gonna get along so well!"
"Mhm, we sure are!" Chandelure said, grinning.
BONK BONK BONK, someone knocked on the door. Who was it?
"Honey! I'm home! And I got the milk!" a familiar voice spoke.
Chandelure gasped and opened the door
"DAD!" Chandelure screamed of happiness and hugged his dad.
"Ah, hello son, I haven't seen you in a long while, how's it going?" His dad asked. His father had a green flame and green eyes instead of Purple & Yellow, a clear difference.
"Dad, I missed you so much! Where have you been all this time?" Chandelure asked.
"Well, you see, I was here all along, I was just watching you play your game with your mother, and you did great! But I had trouble finding some milk, so I had to improvise and go the long route, not only home but also to the store. It was months and months, but I managed to survive mountains, desserts, jungles, you name it! It was hard, but I've got it now!" His father said proudly.
Mimikyu then took the milk
"Hey! What's the big idea!?" Chandelure's father said.
"Just checking something" Mimikyu replied and checked the expiration date. She then said: "Um…this is expired, sir."
"...oh" Chandelure's father then realized.
"Don't worry, Dad, we can always get more milk from the Height Market! Which is only 1652 meters away from our home" Chandelure smiled and told his father.
"Not right now, son. i want you to play something with me" His dad demanded.
"Oh, alrighty then, how about a game of chess? It's classic, nice, classic, nice, classic, nice, classic nice classic nice classicniceclassicniceclassicniceclassicniceclassicniceccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc" Chandelure said, and after every "classic, nice", he speeds up, until sounding like a nintendo console freezing.
"Uh…is he okay?" Mimikyu asked Hattelure.
"Yeah, he tends to do that, it's a natural thing of him doing that" Hattelure explained to Mimikyu.
"Oh, I see then" Mimikyu replied, as Chandelure stopped.
"If I win, I want my favorite meal in the whole world, fried fish, and if you win, you will choose the food for today. Is that a deal, Father?" Chandelure told his father.
"Sounds like something I would take, so bring it on!" Chandelure's father challenged his son to a one on one duel in chess.
"You're on!" Chandelure then grabbed the chessboard and the pieces and put it on the table, his father chose black, while Chandelure himself chose white, and they started playing.
"Uhhh, what should we do now?" Mimikyu asked Hattelure.
"We could always watch TV, you know?" Hattelure pointed at the TV.
"Eh, there's really nothing new to watch on TV. It's just the same bullshit all over again, watch" Mimikyu said, as she grabbed the remote and turned on the TV.
"Are you bored? And need something FUN to do? well then buy our new product, the fun fucker 3000! It can fuck any kind! Humans, animals, pokémon, you name it! Only for $41.99! So yeah, BUY NOW!" Iron Moth announced his new product, and showed it up, Mimikyu and Hattelure looked disgusted by it, Mimikyu quickly changed the channel right away after the ad ended.
"You see what I mean? It's all about sex on TV, it's getting weird where we rely on ourselves to do fucking for fun, which it isn't! By the way, I'd rather starve than have sex with a stranger in a strip club" Mimikyu protested.
"You know what? That's a fair enough argument I could agree on, I mean, we didn't have sex with each other, right dear?" Hattelure asked Chandelure's father.
"Riiiiight…." Chandelure's father said awkwardly, as he continued to play chess with his son.
"So Chandelure is adopted?" Mimikyu asked, before Hattelure shushed her.
"Shhhh, not in front of him" Hattelure quietly said, Chandelure didn't hear anything though, so thankfully, he didn't hear Jack shit, then Hattelure said: "Come with me, I need to tell you something."
Mimikyu nodded, and Followed Hattelure, Hattelure led the way, and she went into her bedroom, Mimikyu followed suit, Mimikyu closed the door, and hopped on bed, where Hattelure sat down too
"So, what did you want to tell me?" Mimikyu asked curiously.
"Well, I wanted to tell you, that Chandelure, well…he was dumped by his parents at a very young age, probably because his parents hated him, they were stuck there, for days on end, but thankfully for him and some other Litwicks, a special daycare organization, called save the flames, decided to take all of the Litwicks in and put them up for adoption for free, this was a massive hit, that a commercial popped up on Live TV, that i still vaguely remember, anywho, we decided to adopt a Litwick too, however, there were 2 left, a girl, and a boy, we decided to pick the boy, because we thought that he would be perfect for us, we named him…Leonard, after his fathers grandpa, Leonard Ronatora" Hattelure explained and answered.
"Wait, He has a name? All this time?" Mimikyu asked.
"He sure does, but we're not too sure what happened to the girl afterwards, probably got adopted by another family" Hattelure then said.
"Oh, um…alright then, I won't ask any further questions" Mimikyu told Hattelure, and Hattelure giggled.
"You may ask any question you want, just not any weird ones" Hattelure answered Mimikyu.
"Thanks, but I'll pass" Mimikyu said.
"YES!" Suddenly, Chandelure screamed of joy.
Curious, Hattelure & Mimikyu went out of the bedroom and checked what the heck was going on
"I WON!" Chandelure said happily and then did a victory dance.
"Wow, I must say, I'm impressed that you beat me" Chandelure's father said, surprised.
"Well, you know what that means, FISH!" Chandelure said, turning into a fish for one second.
"A deals a deal, so let's go, I think your mother and your friend are ready at the door already" Chandelure's father told his son.
"Oh, okay!" Chandelure Then began to run to the door like a cartoon character, but he hit the door by accident, Mimikyu & Hattelure saw this, and chuckled.
"Classic Chandelure" Mimikyu & Hattelure both said.
"Ouchie mama, my head's spinning!~" He said, as his eyes were spiraling, And he fell to the ground, and said: "Owwww…"
Then, Hattelure & Mimikyu went out of the bedroom, and went to the door, where Chandelure was, Mimikyu helped Chandelure out with standing up, and jumped on top of him, Hattelure was putting her coat on, and his father followed along, and then, the four of them went outside
"Le-le-le-le-le, Let's go!" Chandelure happily said, as the four of them began to walk to the nearby fried fish stand.
Upon arrival, there was a small line in front of them, they patiently waited for 15 minutes, when they arrived in front of the stand
"Hello…and welcome to Fried Fish Filancers, how may I serve you today…" The shiny Chandelure boredly said, however, this caught Leonards attention.
"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, YOU!" Chandelure pointed at her.
"...Uh, yes?" The shiny Chandelure said.
"I remember you! You were the girl who hated me back when I was in some sort of prison!" Leonard said.
Then, the shiny Chandelure realized him too, and then she looked angry
"You…" The shiny Chandelure angrily stares at him.
Then, both of them began to fight like girls would, Leonard's parents then stared awkwardly at each other
"So, uh, wanna get some Quackdonalds?" Hattelure asked Chandelure's father.
"Uh, sure honey, let's…go" He said, as they both slickly went away, without a trace.
Meanwhile, both of the Chandelures attack each other, Mimikyu got nervous
"STOP!" Mimikyu said scaredly, this caught both of their attention.
"She's/He's a jerk!" Both Chandelure said.
Then, all of the sudden, a toilet can be heard flushing, then, a small round egg shaped creature came out of it, she, was Togepi
"Hey guys, did I miss- woahh, why are there two of you?" Togepi asked.
"Well, egg headed FREAK, this bitch is ANNOYING me, and I remember her from when I was young, and she's a meanie!" Chandelure stated.
"Hey! I'm not an egg headed freak! You are fatter than your mom!" Togepi angrily said.
"I'm gonna ignore what you said there, anyway, YOU! have a lot of problems missy, you wanna fucking fight? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO FIGHT!" Chandelure then started to punch the air.
"...your literally punching the air right now, dum dum, and that egg headed freak is my friend, or girlfriend, so to speak…" The shiny Chandelure told.
"Oh really? Prove it then!" Chandelure dared.
"Yeah yeah, let's just get this over with" The shiny Chandelure then started to smooch with the Togepi, Mimikyu puts her hands in front of her eyes, because she is nervous about seeing two people kiss in front of her.
"Gyatt damn! She is literally kissing a girl! A Lesbian and Lesbian, so cool" Chandelure then grabbed a pair of sunglasses, and crossed his arms, witnessing the kissing.
After that smooching session was over, Mimikyu peeked
"I…is it over?" Mimikyu shyly asked.
"Yes, it is over" Togepi stated, and she was blushing like crazy.
"Anywho, what is SHE doing here…she is an outsider" The shiny Chandelure said.
Chandelure gasped, And then said: "How dare you say that to my girlfriend! She is more than an outsider, you asshole! TAKE THIS YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Chandelure then bursted magma tears, and sprayed them like a geyser from his eyes.
"Togepi, watch out!" The shiny Chandelure said, as she pushed Togepi out of the way, saying "Oof!" In the process, Then, the magma tears started to fill the Shiny Chandelure up, she absorbed it in her mouth, then, her flame started to rise again, into a beautiful orange flame, however, the other Chandelure started to get weaker, as the flame started to dim down.
"Wait, Leonard, stop! Your gonna kill yourself if you continue!" Mimikyu shouted, Chandelure heard it, and stopped.
Chandelure panted, he used all of energy on her
"Owwww…" Chandelure fell on the ground, as he doesn't have the energy to float anymore.
"Hah! And that is why you shouldn't have done that to me, I can easily infiltrate your flames, and look who's the baldi now?" The Chandelure chuckled meanly, and Togepi laughed and pointed at him.
"Oh god! Are you okay Chandelurey?" Mimikyu approached Leonard, and grabbed his arm.
"Brrrr…Skibidi Dop dop dop dop dop, yes yes yes~..." Chandelure answered weirdly.
"Um, I don't think he is okay, he's saying random words…" Mimikyu said.
"Well, your loss!" Togepi said, as a laugh track played.
"Hey! That's not funny!" Mimikyu angrily replied, and then said: "You've got to help him out now!" As she pointed at the Shiny Chandelure.
"Psh, or what?" Chandelure replied, like an emo girl.
"I'll kill you both!" Mimikyu instantly replied.
"Oh no!~ i'm so scared of this cloth girl!~ right Togepi?" The shiny Chandelure sarcastically said.
"Uhhhh…yeah, haha" Togepi said.
Then, Mimikyu's eyes turned into yellow stars, she started to jump on top of Togepi, and started to devour her
"AH! LET ME OUT OF HERE! AHHHHH!" Togepi screamed for help, as she was then gone.
Chandelure stared, a bit scared
"Okay, fine, I'll do it, but only because I don't want to get murdered" The shiny Chandelure spoke, as it then released a Flamethrower onto Chandelure.
"Yay! So fanum tax!" Chandelure happily said, as he was recovered, but then he saw Togepi, lying on the ground, with a deceased skin, and flies flying around, and then Chandelure said: "Uuuuuuhhh…what the hell happened here?"
"Well, your girlfriend killed my girlfriend, so RECOVER HER!" The shiny Chandelure shouted
"Uhhh, I'm not a wizard, nor a witch, I mean, my mothers a witch, but she's not here, hold up, where even is she anyway?" Chandelure asked.
Meanwhile…Hattelure & Chandelure's father just arrived at Quackdonalds, as they entered the drive thru
"Hello, welcome to Quackdonalds, may I take your order?" A Ducklett asked.
"Hi, can I get a beef burger with cheese and a coke?" Hattelure asked.
"Alright, anything else you wanna order?" Ducklett said.
"I would like a 10 piece pork nuggets, medium-sized fries, a hamburger, and some mini cinnamon buns please" Chandelure's father said.
"Okay, so your total will be $16.52" the Ducklett told the couple.
Hattelure then pays the food with her credit card, she holds it, and the food is paid
"Thank You, you can head to the front of the window to get your food" The Ducklett told.
They started to go to the front window, where a Quaxwell was holding their bags
"Here's your food, and have a quackstatic day!" The Quaxwell said as he gave the bags to them.
"Thanks, you too!" Hattelure replied sweetly and put the bags in the middle seats.
They then started driving away and went home. Meanwhile, back within the forest, Chandelure was still wondering where his parents went
"Where did they actually go?" Chandelure asked.
"Don't know, could possibly give less of a shit" the shiny Chandelure said boredly.
"I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!" Chandelure yelled and then coughed.
"Guys, please stop fighting!" Mimikyu told.
"NO!" Both of them said angrily to Mimikyu.
Then, all of them started to riot, blabbering, everything
"Ugh, I had enough!" A sudden voice said.
All of them stopped fighting
"Uh, who the flip flop are you?" Chandelure asked.
"That doesn't matter. What matters is that you guys are annoying me above the clouds" the voice spoke again.
"Wait, so are you Jesus?" Mimikyu asked curiously.
"No they aren't, Jesus doesn't exist in this world" the shiny Chandelure said.
"THAT'S RACIST TOWARDS HEAVEN!" Chandelure spoke angrily with a weird voice.
"Well, the Shiny Chandelure does have a point, i'm not Jesus Christ, i'm James, just a spirit living within the clouds" He spoke again, revealing his name.
"Okay, that's cool and all, but could you recover my friend? She is dead" The shiny Chandelure kindly asked.
"Uh, sure, why not?" The voice said, as then, Togepi gets respawned.
"Yayayayay! I'm back!" Togepi energetically said.
"GET BACK TO SPACE WHERE YOU BELONG!" Chandelure said and punted Togepi to space, Togepi can be heard screaming as she gets launched into space, The shiny Chandelure was shocked at him punting Togepi.
"Whu…what was that for!?" The shiny Chandelure said.
"Revenge!" Chandelure said, in Ice Cube's voice.
"Okay, both of you, shut the fuck up, and all of you, jump in this white hole, since i don't want to pay damages for forest fires" James explained.
The three of them looked at the sky
"Fair enough argument, I'm going in! WEEEE!~" Chandelure jumped in, doing a cannonball.
"If my husband goes in too, then I'm going as well!" Mimikyu said, and jumped in as well.
"I guess I don't really have a choice" The Shiny Chandelure jumped in as well.
Meanwhile, in space
"AHHHHH!~ WHY AM I STILL FLYING HEREEEE!~" Togepi screamed, then, she got slingshotted back to earth by the moon, where she fell into the hole, And crashed into the floor headfirst, and then she slid a bit to the right.
"Owww…" Togepi groaned in pain, and then, the portal closed.
"So is this where we are gonna hold the competition? Lameeeee" The shiny Chandelure said.
"It's better than causing a entire forest fire, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!" James Screamed at the shiny Chandelure, and then he cleared his throat and said: "Anyway, since it's too confusing to keep calling you guys the same name, I'll just have to improvise and use one of your real names" James Explained.
"Ooo! Ooo! Pick me! Pick me!" Chandelure said.
"Alright fine, you can be called by your real name, so you, other Chandelure, you'll just be called Chandelure" James said.
"Fine by me, I guess" Chandelure boredly said.
"YIPEE!" Leonard Said, being a TBH creature, and confetti surrounding him.
"So uh…what's the prize for winning this so-called competition?" Mimikyu asked curiously.
"If Leonard wins, he shall not pay for the food and get his food for free, if Chandelure wins, Leonard & Mimikyu would have to pay for the food, but if you guys to manage to tie, you guys can share the food" James explained.
"I guess that is quite fair, that is quite fair, and quite funny-" Leonard said, before getting cut off by Togepi.
"And what about us two? Are we supposed to just slack off and just watch? That's lame!" Togepi protested.
"I mean, what else am I supposed to do, add characters?" James asked.
Then, a few seconds of silence happens, as they were staring at the fourth wall, before Togepi started to speak again
"I'd rather not, that would take ages on end, and I would go CRAZY!? by the end of it!" Togepi flips over a table, and gets very furious.
"Calm down Togepi, the voice in the sky said that he won't actually bring over contestants to compete, it's just me, and this dumbass over there" Chandelure stated, pointing at Leonard, making an idiotic face.
"My husband is not a dumbass, well, he's dumb, but not a dumbass! If...y-you understand" Mimikyu nervously said.
They both stare at Mimikyu, disappointedly
"I mean…it's true, he watches Gen alpha content but-" Mimikyu spoke, but Togepi bit her arm, Mimikyu screamed in pain, she had tears coming out of her eyes.
"Oy! Why did you hurt my wife with your teeth!?" Leonard spoke, grabbing Togepi.
"Because she isn't cool, and LEMME GO YOU BASTARD!" Togepi said, flailing her arms.
"Alright, jeez, you're so Skibidi…" Leonaed puts Togepi down, and Togepi then happily bounces, but then Leonard headbutts the Togepi, launching her, and Leonard laughs his ass off.
"Ugh…Chaos is already happening and I hate it here…" Chandelure said boredly.
"Anyway, here are the 9 challenges for you both, 1st, is singing, then drawing, afterwards quiz, then you'll cook, next will be costume making, then you guys will see who will stay underwater for the longest, Then you'll give gifts to your loved ones, then you guys will have a dance off, and finally, a big fight between the two of you, and it's all gonna be random!" James explained.
They both gasped
"Wait, we have to face underwater!?" Both of them said scaredly.
"Yeah, what about it?" James asked.
"Water is our weak point! We'll die in there!" Both of them replied.
"But, you guys are ghosts, right? So It doesn't matter, it's not like no one else is here to host, right?" James said.
Nobody replied back
"No? I guess I won't say anything back" James said disappointedly.
Silence happens between the five of them
"Cue the outro!" Togepi shouted, and did a silly dance.
"WAIT, NO-" James said, before the outro cued.
(Writing)
Remy
(Characters)
Remy: Mimikyu, Hattelure, Chandelure/Leonard & Chandelure's father.
Lizwiz: Chandelure, Togepi.
