Chapter 3: Murder Mystery Parties:
Longclaw's POV:
I was watching another one of Barnaby's parties.
"To friends," says Barnaby.
They then drank their beverages, but then Barnaby fell to the floor.
"What happened?"
"Look at this note!"
"One of you has killed me!"
Everyone was freaking out, but then... "Wait, Longclaw, why aren't you freaking out?"
"Because I'm not dead," says Barnaby.
Everyone was shocked.
"He set this all up," I said.
"And I was the killer," says Endora.
"From now on, it's a murder mystery party," says Barnaby.
. . .
So, now every time Barnaby throws a party, he kills himself.
"Barnaby, this is getting on my nerves," I said.
"Tell you what," says Barnaby, "next party, you can kill me. You, obviously, have that desire now."
"Don't temp me," I said.
. . .
Endora and I were outside.
"You're not really into this are you," asks Endora.
"Not really," I said, "a million gruesome ways to die? What is wrong with him?"
"Is there a problem." It was Black Doom. I know he saved me... but I don't trust him.
"It's nothing," I said.
"And who is your friend?"
"I'm Endora."
"You should leave," I said. Black Doom then leaves.
There's something about that guy I just don't trust.
. . .
Barnaby was setting up another party, but... no one came.
"I'll see if I can talk to them," I said.
. . .
"Well, the murder mystery parties were fun at first, but now they're just Barnaby killing themselves a lot. It's not even a mystery anymore. And the culprit's always Endora. It's a little uncomfortable about how often they pretend she's killing him."
"Well... she's doing it for him," I said.
"I'm sorry, but this will not work."
. . .
I then told Barnaby.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Barnaby's taking requests.