Boruto isn't mine. Happy reading...
"Jiraiya-san, if I were to give you information regarding my psychology would you be able to predict my sexual nature?" I asked doubtfully.
"S-sexual nature? Kali-chan what are-" Naruto Oji-san stuttered.
"Of course I can! But how are you giving the information, my dear?" He asked.
"Through reverse psychometry. All I have to do is touch and the information shall be passed." I said.
"Oh. Uh..ok." He said doubtfully.
I proceeded to hold his arm. Until
"Ow!"
I quickly pulled away as I felt a shock go through my system.
"What happened, Kalāra?" Jiraiya asked.
"Dude..you have a very dirty mind. Atleast Bambi was very decent with his." I said.
"...huh?" He said after a few seconds.
"I think it's either because of my Pristine clan's nature or my grandfather's telepathic shell that protects me from adult-rated data from sources outside. Human, book, or even technical. I thought I was past that." I said.
"Well..I think I got enough information from your contact. Hmm..I think.. you're a closet-prude." He deducted.
"..What? Wait..My dad was a closet-prude."
"No no.. you're dad doesn't pretend to be a pervert. But he is a natural predator type. Must be the Botticelli and Uchiha genes." He said
"..I pretend to be a pervert?" I asked tentatively.
"Yes. Remember? You once told us that you used to write smut to make yourself not forget sex ed. You wanted to be a smut writer but your dad didn't allow you to. Besides I read them. They were quite trash. You need skill, kid." He said.
"Well. Since I got my sex ed back. I can give it a try." I said.
"You. A celibate. Writing smut. This is epic!" He bellowed.
"It's just my way of revealing my sexuality. And I sucked at the seductive arts. I tried learning the seductress' dance in my free time. It was completely useless. But I had help." I said.
"Who?" He asked.
"Onee-sama!" Konohamaru came towards me.
"Aka.." I said.
"What were you guys talking about?" He asked.
"We were discussing what my sexual nature was." I said.
"Well..what is it?" He asked.
"Closet-prude." I said.
"Wow. Your the complete opposite of Ebisu sensei. He was a closet pervert." He said.
"The guy who chased you around for training?" I asked.
"Yep. And I think I'm a pervert. Considering who my teacher was." He said turning towards Uncle Abigore.
"Oi oi oi." Naruto Oji-san warned him.
"Well Onee-sama, I think YOU would be shy at sexual matters, considering you are an old lady with a virginal mind and my perversion would probably scare you away." He said with a smirk, folding his arms.
I cocked my head at that.
"Gaki..you may be the grandson of a pervert,("No offense, Lord Third" I said. "None taken" Lord Third) taught by a pervert who was taught by another pervert..but I'm the grandchild of two Alpha females from two very strong clans..Don't make me demonstrate how we handle our men.." I said with a mischievous smirk.
He gulped at that.
"I like her." Tsunade smirked.
"Darn tootin" Grandma Stelmaria/Temari agreeing with her.
"THAT'S MY GRANDNIECE, EVERYBODY!" Armani shouted in the middle.
"And considering that I'm a Kane, I have the stamina to handle you in-." I said smirking
"What stamina?" Dad asked coming behind me.
Shit.
"Oh well you know..the stamina to uh.. restrain your opponent with the force of nature..? He he he..." I said nervously.
But dad held my head under his arms in a chokehold.
"No one is demonstrating anything, until I say so." André/Sasuke said.
"..party-pooper" I muttered.
"And you need to do the preparations for your wedding." He said releasing me.
"I thought you'd disagree to our relationship." I asked tilting my head doubtfully.
He sighed. And said. "I...knew about your relationship a long time ago."
"..."
Complete silence.
"NANI?"
"But how? When? Where? Most importantly, Who?" I asked.
"Your grandmother."
"Grandma!" I protested against Temari/Grandma Stelmaria.
"Your father was worried! What am I supposed to do?" She said.
"And what did you think of the whole scenario?" I asked Dad.
"Firstly I did not think he would actually not touch you. Considering that he is the reincarnation of a god who used to lust for his wife." He said looking at Konohamaru.
Bambi Senior came out of him. "Even if I'm of perverted nature, my wife has taught me the lesson of self-control back in the ancient days. I never lusted for her. I love her with all my heart and I respect her. But I do have my moments of mischief." He said smiling thoughtfully.
I looked at dad and asked, slightly nervous, "Do you approve of Konohamaru as your son-in-law?"