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While my body was resting at a rock, while the others tried to settle down after coming from the war, a pink light shone from above. At that time another godly presence was detected and Virgo came out. Everyone prepared for the mysterious visitor. Until..
"Make way, make way.. please..goddess of extreme gorgeousness coming through.." said a pink-dressed lady among the crowd who were looking at the light.
Apparently the pink light was a distraction.
"..."
Virgo came down from the boulder in her white clothes.
The pretty lady came in front of her and said..
"Move bitch. I came to see my sister."
Everyone was shocked at that.
"Well well, your rudeness hasn't changed much, Aphrodite..it's no way to speak to a virgin goddess.." Virgo said coldly at her
"Oh shut it! We both are the same age. Don't talk about rudeness and respect with me, Miss Boring Virgin. Oh wait... You got married and had kids" Aphrodite said gleefully.
Virgo rolled her eyes and brought me to my consciousness.
"..Dite?" I asked inquisitively.
"Kali!" And she graced me with a big hug.
I was shocked by this behaviour and tried to get her arms off my neck.
"It's so good to see you, my eternal rival!" She said enthusiastically.
At that moment, Naruto Oji-san looked nervously at Kakashi and Guy.
"Well..it's annoying to see you too.." I tentatively said.
"Everyone missed you, Kali. Hestia kept asking about you." She said.
"That poor old girl..I deeply miss her food.."
"Actually Olympus was better off without you."
"Fuck you." I said.
"Language, Kali..um..who is this pretty lady?" Sakura asked.
"Oh. This? This is Aphrodite Ouranos Jr. My foster sister. She is kinda my rival in...almost everything." I said.
"That's right Mrs Uchiha! We both used to be partners-in-crime. I do the seduction of men, she does the repulsion of men. It was quite fun back then." Aphrodite said.
"Oh..ok.." she said, worried about my well-being around her.
After a few seconds my mom left..
"Wait..wow your dad looks hot.." Aphrodite said.
"Don't even think about going after him. He's taken." I said strictly.
"By you?" She mused.
"Oh fuck off!" I said getting annoyed.
"You're cousin brother isn't half bad either.. Maybe if I go after him.." Aphrodite said again.
"Take a step towards my brother or any male in my family, I'll castrate your breasts. Take a step towards my husband I'll castrate your uterus. Do both and you'll be a walking eunuch looking like a breast cancer survivor."
I said warningly, locking her head under my arms.
Every woman in the vicinity, including Karin and Ino felt a shiver after the words came out of my mouth.
"Is this warning applied to only me. Why not other women?" Aphrodite whined.
"That's because you are, at the moment, the biggest pedophile in the area, after I could ever be, considering the fact that you are the oldest woman ever. B, You're an idiot, we don't trust you." I said pressing my fist forcibly on her head.
".."we"?" She asked.
"Me and the women in my family." I said.
"Darn.." she said
"Can I atleast say "hi" to your dad?"
"From a distance. In my mother's presence. And by calling him only "Uchiha" and not his first name." I said.
"Gotcha."
She prepared herself by patting her dress and doing her hair.
"Ahem.." she adjusted her throat.
"..HI, !" she called him. Like fangirling over a famous actor.
Dad looked at us like we were mental or something. Mom laughed at our shenanigans while I fought Aphrodite from coming near my dad.
"It's annoying to find that Dad has this many fangirls. Onee-san, did you have fanboys during your time? " Sarada said.
"Well..yeah.. except they first tried to rape me and Konohamaru turned them into my uh.. henchmen?"
"..."
"...What?" Sarada and Dad finally spoke.
"Anyway sister..there is a common thing between the Uchiha and the Botticelli..we don't become fangirls...WE GET THEM!" I said triumphantly.
"Humph!" Mom said sulking as she herself was a fangirl to a certain someone.
"As the ancestor of both the clans, I can vouch for that fact.." said a Madara who was resting on a rock.
Out of nowhere, Boruto came towards us and kneeled on the ground. When he opened his eyes, they were of Hyuuga clan's and there were blue markings on his face.
I quickly armed myself with Deathscythe whereas Aphrodite armed with her sharp disc. She also kept her knives on her garter belt.
"Who are you..? What are you doing inside Boruto Uzumaki?" I said
"My lady, I'm Momoshiki Otsustuki. A member of the Otsustuki clan. I got into this body by appearing in a trace-like world and gifting Karma upon him." He said
At that moment, Virgo came out into consciousness. She lit a cigarette leaning on the rock, by flicking her finger to use Maiden's Fury as a lighter when at the same time Uncle Amnesté put his black fur-coat called Midnight (a defensive shield like coat he used while he was a Grim Reaper. He then gave it to me) over her to stop getting cooled by the evening air.
"I hear that you stabbed my father's rinnegan from his eye socket..is that true?" Virgo said.
"Forgive me my lady. I did that on self defense." He said
".. self-defense? SELF-DEFENSE? They were fighting YOU on self-defense, after your people attacked their city. And infested their sons." Virgo said in anger.
"..."
"As punishment, you are to serve Hagoromo Otsustuki-" Virgo said.
"I WILL NOT SERVE THAT ILLEGITIMATE BRAT!" He protested.
"... I was conceived illegitimately..are you calling me an illegitimate brat?" I said tauntingly.
"..no, my lady.." he calmed down.
"Then serve the Rikudo Sennin. And protect this boy and everyone he loves." Virgo said sternly.
"Yes, Lady Virgo."
"Disperse." Virgo commanded.
And the ghost of the Otsustuki disappeared from Boruto's face, into his consciousness.
"Mama Virgo..how are you acquainted with the Otsustukis?" Sakura asked.
"Us primordial gods are served by other spirit gods and scientific and humanistic gods. As the first gods we have the power to impose rules and implement them on other gods. The Otsustukis are no exception." Virgo said
"What about their primordial god?" Hashirama asked.
"The Otsustuki God? He is a different story. He is one among us primordials. But we have only heard of him. Nobody knows of his existence." Virgo said.
"I guess that's another story for the day." Sasuke said.
"Are you inviting the gods? For your wedding?" Aphrodite said.
"Are you kidding me? These mort-" I said.
"Onee-sama.." My Aka-chan warned.
"Sorry. These humans would get scared the hell out if they see a bunch of shiny people walking around in my wedding function. I'll just ask for their blessings from above." I said.
"Too bad..I was going to offer my beauty service to you.." she said.
"My natural beauty is quite fine for me, Aphrodite. It's more than enough." I said smiling.
"Well, as you wish. You better thank me for fixing a decent love life like this..who knows..maybe your children are gonna have an entirely strange love life.."
"I don't know.." I said absent-mindedly.
"Are all women in Greece this weak, feminine, and annoying?" Madara asked coming towards us.
"Of course no. Aphrodite is the only one (winking at her). There are other wonderful women in there, like Mama Hestia, Athena and Artemis. You should stop acting so male chauvinistic, Madara-san. I'll make you eat your words or I'll give birth to one who shall do it for me!"
I covered my mouth after that.
"..Why did I say that?" I wondered silently.
"(sighs) who knows what the future holds..?" Aphrodite said knowingly.