Bless this run
Inside a lavish office currently relaxing in a ratger elegant throne Lucifer is merely being fed grapes by his wife as she sits in his lap. As he goes to take a bite the entirety of the room begins shaking as Lilith looks around confused. Lucifer however is stricken with worry. He immediately has his wife get off his lap as he brings up a fancy looking white ivory and gold phone. Calling it he hopes it was just his imagination.
"Luci sweety, what was that? Why do you look worried?" Lilith asks as Lucifer merely turns to her.
"That my dear is a problem that i need to confirm just happened. Now sweetheart give me just a Hello? Patrick? Oh Hello Gabriel. Listen i need to speak with the big man. Yes it was about ... I see... And he said that? So...nothing to worry for then? Oh i see...Hmm well i could but you know what that would mean yes? Alright! Alright! I'll get on it. Sweet Caine you think i wouldn't atleast ask for permission before doing something that could be seen as us breaking the cardinal contracts between us? Okay make sure you inform your damn archangels so as to not cause trouble for us. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL FORGET GABRIEL! JUST LIKE YOU FORGOT TO BE THE MORNING STAR FOR WHEN HE AWOKE LEAVING ME TO HANDLE IT! Yes, well goodbye...Oh fuck you, i hate you." Lucifer said as he smiles calmly before hanging up the phone. Turning to his desk Lucifer grabs it and hurls it through his wall as he screams in pure unadulterated rage. His desk soaring through the air and crashing miles away from the house as he pants before regaining his composure and slicking his hair back with a comb.
Turning to his wife Lucifer sighs and rubs his eyes. "I'm sorry love...truly i am. But that quake is something that can not be ignored. I will make it up to you my darling don't you fret but right now i have to clean up a mess before it becomes a problem." Lucifer states as Lilith kisses his cheek before nodding to him and leaving the office. Lucifer pulls out his regular hellphone and calls up a number waiting for it to be picked up.
"hello Stolas, I need a favor from you. You know that imp you're fucking? The one who's breaking heaven and hells laws by traveling to earth undisguised to kill humans? Oh don't play stupid with me bird dick! I know all about your little romp with the clown from Loo Loo land and what you gave him to start his business." Lucifer says as he hwars panicked squaking and questions.
"Because i thought it was funny. That and it obviously pissed off heaven more than me so i couldn't care less. Now listen i have a job for him and his little crew. Oh no that wouldn't work anyway. He's been chosen by the ancient ones who just woke up. No i suppose you wouldn't so lets just say thst not even I have the power to kill him permanently. No it's as i said he can still die but he would simply start over from the beginning of what they call a run and choose a new way to go about things from his start point." Lucifer says as he examines his nails wondering what is going to happen in the future.
"Mhmm, yeahuh? Okay? Okay? Mhmm! GREAT! So listen, what i need you to do is call up that bird dick addicted twink ass bitch imp boyfriend of yours and have him find a boy named Izuku Midoriya. He is not to attack the boy and if he does well... Let's just say that your cock holster of a boyfriend will have a few new holes to pleasure you with. So make sure he understands that I PERSONALLY will pay him a fortune to simply observe the boy. I don't want him having reason to kill all of hell because of one rogue moron. Oh really right now? He does does he? Good! I'll pull some strings locally and DONE! Make sure he tells her what she needs to do and send her off. Oh and if she needs a friend there have your daughter accompany her. I made one for her just in... Really? Okay then. Make sure she's there by 8:30am this is literally all of hell at stake here Stolas. Don't fuck this up." Lucifer says as he finishes his task on working on his laptop to enroll 2 new students where Izuku's schooling is done. Lucifer sighs and rubs his eyes.
"This will definitely be a difficult sell. Hopefully..." Lucifer is interrupted by his phone ringing seeing that it's his daughter and he smiles some before answering.
"Charlie sweety hello! Listen daddy has a proposal for you." Lucifer says as he hopes to cover some bases snd earn a few brosnie points with his daughter.
Izuku smiles as the Deity The wisened shows up behind him as intangible as ever and he walks out of his bedroom. His attitide one of utmost confidence. He thinks for a moment before turning to the deity and snaps his fingers. Izuku's entire form becoming enveloped by black and red smoke only to reveal Izuku is now dressed as the entity with only the white half of the mask on his face. Izuku levitates off the ground slightly and poses himself the same way the wisened is and floats himself to the kitchen where he waves his hands and begins cooking breakfast. After about 15 minutes Izuku's rather pudgy mother walks out of her room dressed up completely for her job at the agency. Seeing her son wearing such strange clothing she opens her mouth to ask only to be quieted down with a soft "Shhh" from izuku.
"I don't have time to explain now Kaa-san. I will however explain it after school okay? Trust me, it's quite a tale and we'll need a lot of time. In the mean time please enjoy some home made breakfast. Before you question it no this is not a quirk. It is something far greater. I love you mom, please have a good day at work and do tell miss Miruko i say hello! That woman is always a pleasure to see." Izuku says as Inko is a little worried before taking a bite of the food. Inko has to hold herself back from moaning in ecstasy at the food is so good. She merely devours the food not knowing Izuku wnchanted it to work on breaking down fat cells that converts it into new usable Quirk Factor Beta to strengthen her quirks power naturally. He'll do this for his mother every morning from now on to help her.
The wisened has a notebook floating beside him as it has a floating quill writing everything down between Izuku and Inko.
"O-Okay sweety...I'll trust you. Please be safe today alright?" Inko says as Izuku nods to her happily before giving her a hug. Inko leaves the house heading to the only spot in the city where Miruko has a main office for her to work from. Izuku smirks as he merely floats his way towards Aldera Middle school. Along the way Izuku sees a fight between Heros and a giant villain. Turning towards the wisened The Deity remains silent and unmoving. Izuku floats forward towards the giant villain who snatched a purse and was cornered as hes getting taken down by a new hero made of wood. The wisened sneers a bit at this knowing how The Harvest would react to this hero.
Izuku merely ignores the whole thing as he heads out towards school and bypassing everyone floating along between them happy the ignorance charm still works. Looking upon his desk Izuku sighs
"I forgot how utterly disgusting the pathetic rats and roaches have made my desk. No matter. I'll fix it." Izuku says as he waves a hand covered in red and black smoke making the mangled and desecrated desk melt away before it reforms into a brand new one. Sitting down Izuku waits as the room fills entirely before the teacher walks in.
"Good morning class. We have a special announcement today. We'll be having two new students joining us from today onwards please introduce yourselves." The woman says as Pale skinned goth with a side hawk hair do, red eyes and silver hair walks up.
"My names Loona. Try and talk to me and I'll rip out your tongue." Loona says as she blows a bubble with her bubble gum while messing around on her phone. The second is a very, very tall owl girl dressed in a more casual scene girl outfit complete with beanie, purple eyes and tail feathers.
"My names octavia. Call me anything but that and i'll rip out your intestines." Octavia says as Izuku decides to test his luck.
"Of course birdie and slut dog. Anything else we mere mortals can do for you?" Izuku says condecendingly as he then wakes up in his bed again. The time once more is 6AM as he smirks a little bit.
"The truth was right...they have taken notice. Well i kinda deserved that for being an asshole." Izuku laughs sone as he rubs his neck where the 50 cal hit exploding his entire top half. Izuku grabs at the door as the world once again slows and turns gray.
"Choose a deity to bless your path." Is heard as Izuku grabs "The mirror" which has a second version of hinself show up who nods at what to do as it heads to the kitchen to make breakfast. Izuku rises off the ground and snaps his fingers appearing in the school and seeing his own corpse lying there laughing a bit as tentacles spawn from the shadows and drag every last bit of evidence away leaving only the desk he remade. Izuku once again dresses as the wisened and reappears in his room at the snap of a finger and he walks out this time as The mirror fades into a ball of light and reconnects to Izuku as the timer on the ability was up.
After the last 10 minutes Inko walks out of her room dressed for work seeing izuku wearing such things Izuku once more stops her.
"I don't have time right now to explain Kaa-san. We can discuss my clothes and what is happening after i return from school. It will be a long explanation okay? I love you. Enjoy your food. I have a task to complete." Izuku says as he kisses his mothers cheek seeing her enjoying the food he made her. Leaving the apartment Izuku once again makes it to school and takes a seat at his desk as the clock strikes 8:30am and the teacher walks in.
"Good morning class. We have a special announcement today. We'll be having two new students joining us from today onwards please introduce yourselves." The teacher says.
"My names Loona. Try and talk to me and I'll rip out your tongue." Loona says as she blows a bubble with her bubble gum while messing around on her phone. The second is a very, very tall owl girl dressed in a more casual scene girl outfit complete with beanie, purple eyes and tail feathers.
"My names octavia. Call me anything but that and i'll rip out your intestines." Octavia says as Izuku merely laughs a bit.
"Wonderful introduction ladies. My name Is Izuku Midoriya. I'd let the others introduce themselves but they're all struck stupid by your combined beauty or wondering how to grind you into the dirt beneath their feet because they have to be top dog in everything to hide the absolutely obvious signs they are a gay little submissive twink." Izuku says as the girls are taken a back by his attire. Loona really liking the aesthetic but Octavia is blown away by the tremendous amount of power leaking from him merely talking. Her father was right. She needs to see what his intensions are.
"YOU GENELESS FUCK DON'T YOU FUCKING CALL ME SUBMISSIVE OR I'LL POUND YOUR ASS!" A yapping pomeranian like red eyed kid screams as his hands ignite with snall pops.
"And yet you say nothing about me calling you a gay little twink. Hmm, that says a lot about you doesn't it Baku-hoe." Izuku says as Bakugo is surprised by this outcome thinking on it for a minute before he laughs a little bit.
"What's wrong with you deku? You finally decide to not be a scared little bitch and talk shit? Well bring it on!" Bakugo says as he leaps at Izuku who ducks underneath his wild right hook as Izuku palm thrusts his right hand forward catching Bakugo in the throat causing him to gag and end up in a coughing fit before izuku grabs the offending limb and twists the right arm to the right snapping the bones completely as he knees Bakugo in the skull knocking him out.
Izuku merely sets the bones properly and splints the arm knowing this will do a bit for Bakugo's attitude as the class sits in stunned silence. After a moment Bakugo wakes up and rubs his head.
"Shit izuku... You finally decide to not be a fucking geneless loser? About damn time you fucking null. You better keep this up." Bakugo says as he stops the teacher from sending Izuku to the principal on the basis that Izuku is his punching bag and he needs him in class. Izuku smirks at that before wondering if he should even be in school. After all he needs to know who shot him the first time.
"That's not needed Katsuki. Goodbye everyone I'll see you all in hell!" Izuku says as reaches his hand into a robe pocket and he tugs out a grenade and pulls the pin on it. Watching the hammer pop he laughs maniacally as after 3 seconds he see's white and the next instant he wakes up in bed once more.
"I need to find out all i can about who those two are...who came with them and what they want. Oh this is going to be so much fun." Izuku states as he reaches for his door and the world stands still.
"Choose a deity to bless your path." Is once again heard as Izuku smiles reaching forward towards one of the floating cards.