The Very Last Episode, Really!
POV. Geoff
I shifted in my bed starting to wake up, and the first thing I saw when I turned my head to the side was...
"HI Geoff".
"AH! H-hello Izzy, it's good to see you... There, sitting by my bed... with a straight face... Watching me in my sleep Hey, what's up with the baseball bat?" I asked fearfully.
"Ah, this? I was practicing my swing since I couldn't sleep, a lot of adrenaline running through my veins and all that sugar I gorged myself on after Cody left, yes, fortunately I haven't had nightmares or that sort of stuff, this thing really works," she said while showing me the dream catcher that Cody gave her, "anyway, I came back and heard you talking in your dreams about Bridgette, And from what I heard, wow, wow, somebody's got a dirty mind," she said mockingly.
I opened my eyes in dismay, "How long did you see me sleep?"
"Like an hour, your dream just got more and more interesting hahahahaha."
Confessional.
Geoff
"Izzy and I were teammates during the triathlon, so I know she's an amazing person, but now she's my competition for a million dollars, and that scares me a lot, Bri, if I don't survive and you watch this tape, I just want you to know that I love you so much... and to my friend Brody, please delete my browser history from the computer at my parents' house, thank you bro."
End of confessional.
Izzy looked up dreamily, "I wonder what Cody is doing right now... Maybe I should have given him a picture of my breasts so he wouldn't get bored... although he still has Heather's, so it doesn't matter."
I looked at her strangely, does Cody have a picture of Heather's breasts? Wow, we all knew she loved him, but that much? "And that doesn't bother you? I mean, it's another girl's picture, I know Bridgette would probably kill me."
"No, why would it?"
"..."
"..."
"Hey, forget it... Do you think they'll come to watch the final?"
"They will, after a lot of persuasion, I got Chris to tell me," she said smiling ominously.
Confessional.
Chris
"In my extensive experience with women, I've learned that you don't deny something to a girl with a baseball bat."
"Hahahaha," Chef laughed from outside.
"What?" the host asked blankly.
End of confessional.
-0-
POV. Cody
"... dy... ody... Cody... Wake up, Cody!".
"Hey, what? How? When? Where?... Izzy?... you're a girl."
"Wow, until someone notices it, you don't know how many times I had to kick people for thinking I was a goblin."
"No, I mean, you're really a little girl."
"Well, you're too, what's wrong with that?"
"Huh?", I looked down, it was much, much smaller than I remembered, my voice was also very high-pitched, "but, the show, the competition, you were supposed to face Geoff in the final", Izzy was looking at me with a face of "What are you talking about?".
"What the hell were you dreaming about?"
"Izzy we said goodbye at the dock, you're supposed to be my girlfriend."
"Ugh, me? Dating a boy? Never, you boys have lice, you know?... Tell me, did we kiss in that dream of yours?"
"Kissing a girl? Yuck, what are you two talking about?" a boy with a lock of green hair appeared, as well as other very familiar children.
"Duncan? Boys? Why are you all children and where are the others?"
The child version of Noah spoke, "Hey, we've always been kids, and who are the others?"
All around me were miniature versions of Owen, Izzy, Noah, Duncan, Courtney, LeShawna, Harold, Gwen, Bridgette, Beth, and a boy I'd never seen before.
"What's going on? Where are we?"
"At daycare, where we always are," Courtney said confused.
"Until the day I get out of here at least," Duncan said arrogantly, Courtney just rolled her eyes.
"It looks like Cody had a crazy dream in his sleep, now he thinks I was his girlfriend," Izzy said.
"Ewwww," everyone was disgusted at once.
"Don't you know that girls have lice?" said mini Duncan.
"Don't you know BOYS have lice!?" said Courtney, she and Duncan glared at each other hatefully.
"But the competition, the hundred thousand dollars, Chris, doesn't anything sound familiar?" I asked them strangely.
Bridgette put her hands on my shoulders and spoke softly, "Cody, you were dreaming, none of that was real."
"Bridgette, don't you remember Geoff? He was competing in the finals, he's your boyfriend," I asked the miniature surfer.
She blinked twice, "uh, that name doesn't ring a bell, besides, I don't have a boyfriend."
I looked at the boy I didn't know anything about, "Who are you?", it was a blond boy with a blue hat and a lazy but happy look.
"I'm Jude, but you already knew that," I'm sure I don't know that name.
At that moment the chef in a shirt and tie walked through a door, "all right kids, it's snack time."
"Chef, something's wrong with Cody", said Owen.
"Is he dead?"
Izzy sniffed me, "I don't think so".
"What a disappointment," Gwen said.
"So it's not my problem," Chef said.
"Come on Cody, maybe eating will help you clear your mind," Izzy told me as she pulled me with the rest.
...
Owen was gorging himself on food while the others ate normally.
I tried a sandwich, it didn't taste like anything.
"So you say that some crazy host convinced us to participate in a crazy competition for a hundred thousand dollars, where we were tortured, and then expelled one by one, until only Izzy and this Geoff were left?"
I had told them what I was supposed to be dreaming.
"I always knew my destiny was success," Izzy said arrogantly.
"You see, it was all just a dream, if it was real I would have crushed them all and won the hundred thousand dollars," Duncan said.
"Ha, you, beat me, in your dreams potential delinquent," Courtney told him.
"You two liked each other, too," I told the two kids.
Duncan turned pale, and Courtney held back the urge to vomit, "Me? With him/her, how disgusting, impossible," they looked at each other in horror when they said the same thing, "AHHHHHHHHHH!", then they ran off in opposite directions.
"Neat," Gwen said, "you have no idea how long I've tried to get them to run like that."
"But I'm sure it was real," I said as I looked at my reflection in the water of a glass.
Izzy put her hand on my back, "Cheer up Cody, I can be your girlfriend for today if it makes you feel better, who cares about lice?" she said as she gave me a hug.
"Hahaha, thanks Izzy."
She opened her mouth to speak, "squawk," but all that came out was the sound of a bird.
"What did you say?" I asked, surprised.
"I said 'you're welcome'," I just stared at her.
...
We spent the rest of the day playing and doing normal silly kid things, but I couldn't remember what I was doing before today, or even before I woke up.
Now I was sitting next to a toy chest with Harold and the boy Jude.
"Ok, how about we play something?" said Harold.
"What's in the mysterious chest today, Harold?" asked Jude.
"Well, let's see, we've got this toy of a giant monster, a robot, an alien that looks like Cody, this bigfoot plushie, and a coconut with a happy face drawn on it."
"Weird toys, don't you think so, Cody?" asked Jude, I didn't say anything, "Cody?"
I looked at the toys with total surprise, I know these guys, the gears in my head started moving.
"Food that tastes like nothing... memory loss... Izzy making seagull sounds... These toys... oh shit, I haven't woken up, I'm dreaming right now," I gave my dreamcatcher to Izzy, I remember now, "this is a dream."
"Wow you said a bad word, awesome," Gwen said as everyone approached me for my scandal.
"You said this is all a dream? That doesn't make any sense," Leshawna said.
"It would make sense, Cody seemed too smart for it to be real," Courtney said.
"I have to wake up, but how?" I said, not understanding what to do.
"If this really is a dream and we're a product of your consciousness, shouldn't you be able to have superpowers?" asked Jude.
"Maybe if you pinch yourself you can wake up," Noah suggested.
Izzy grabbed my cheeks and stretched them out, "ouch, ouch, ouch, Izzy stop, that doesn't work," I said.
"It was worth a try," she shrugged.
"Why don't you imagine an exit door?" said Harold.
I frowned as I imagined a door that said 'exit'.
*Poof*
Incredibly, it appeared, there was just one problem.
"Well now we know two things, one, this is a dream, two, you're bad at imagining things," Gwen said.
The door was too small for a person to fit, even if it was a child, "sorry, I've never done this before," I said embarrassedly.
*Knock, knock, knock*
We all froze with our eyes open when someone knocked on the door.
"What if-"
*Knock, knock, knock*
There was another knock at the door. Izzy stood behind me and pushed me towards it, "I think it's for you, it would be rude not to respond," she said nervously.
I stood in front of the door, looked back one last time. Everyone piled up behind Owen. I looked at the door again.
*Knock, knock, knock*
I reached out to open it, closed my eyes as I did so.
"Squawk."
I opened one eye, "Kevin!" I said excitedly.
"Squawk."
The seagull was standing in front of the door, which I now realize is its exact size.
"What are you doing here?"
"He must have come to take you," Jude said.
Kevin came in and started to grow until he looked like a short-legged ostrich, then he sat down.
"Great," I climbed onto his back. Kevin stood up and began to flap his wings.
I looked at the kids at daycare one last time, "uh, I guess this is goodbye," I told them, it wasn't so bad to be a kid again.
"We're part of your subconscious, we're not going anywhere," Jude said.
"Yes, we'll be here if you want to play... it was fun to be your girlfriend for about two hours, say hello to my teenage self on my behalf, and tell her to crush that guy Geoff," Izzy said.
"Hahaha, I'll tell her. Alright Kevin, I'm ready, let's go".
The great seagull crouched down.
*CRACK*
And then he flew through the ceiling, "AHHHHHHHHH! This is both cool and scary!" I shouted as she soared into the air. We flew quickly through the Canadian sky, the view was amazing, in a few minutes we arrived at Lake Muskoka, "I see it, it's Wawanakwa", below us was the island, Kevin went around it and headed to the resort. When we got there he landed on the porch of my room. I looked out the window, "it's me", my teenage self slept in the bed inside, "Cody, wake up, today is the final challenge, you have to go support Izzy".
"Mmm~, five more minutes mom," he said, turning around.
"Kevin, what do we do?" I asked the seagull.
"GHAZNIDO!", everything went white.
-0-
"SQUAWK!"
"AHHHH!", I woke up suddenly and sat up in bed. He was breathing rapidly from fright. I looked down, Kevin stared back at me standing on my lap. I looked to the side, the window was open. The clock on the bedside table said it was barely six o'clock, I relaxed, it's still early, "thanks Kevin, what a weird dream I had this time," I said as I hugged the seagull.
*Bite*
"Ouch," he bit my ear.
"Squawk," then flew out the window.
"... Today is the day, the final... The first stage of this crazy nostalgia journey is close to completion... I wonder what Will happen next."
-0-
POV. Third person
It's morning at the camp, Chris begins to narrate, "ah~, morning in Muskoka. The birds chirping, the loon calling, the majestic gentle sounds of beautiful Northern Ontario...", Chris appears in a party hat, "welcome to the most dramatic thrilling episode yet", blew a party blower. Now he was standing by the totem pole, "It's been a long eight weeks at Camp Wawanakwa and Total Drama Island is about to come to an end," now Chris is standing on the roof of the dining hall, "today, two campers remain, by sundown, only one will be left standing," now we're at the campfire, "that camper will go home with a check for $100,000! Who will it be? The fish-loving lunatic and mischievous, with multiple skills and talents, Izzy? Or will it be the charismatic party animal and silly lover of blonde surfers named Bridgette, Geoff? ", now we are on the dock, "go grab a snack, have a pee if you have to, sit your butt down and get ready for the dramatic final conclusion of TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!".
-0-
An intro song later...
Chris is sitting by the campfire, "welcome back, we asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going into the final round."
Confessional.
Izzy
"Coming to this camp was the best decision of my life. Not only did I get away from the problems of the outside world, but I also met a lot of amazing people, Noah, you're smart, but you need to work out, Big O, you're the funniest person in the world, Lindsay, no one has more style and tits than you, Heather, you're one bitter bitch, which made annoying you very funny, LeShawna sister, you have to teach me to shake it like you do, Courtney it doesn't matter which of the two was right, although it was me obviously, having you as a friend and companion is priceless and of course Cody, you are all of the above and so much more, as if someone had taken the other six, put them in a blender along with some extra ingredients, And 'bang' that's you, I know, I'm too cheesy lol... But seriously, I only made it this far because I was always following you, and at the last moment you sacrificed your chance for me to get here, don't think I've forgotten. Oh when this is all over, I don't care who wins, you and I are going to celebrate privately," I blow a kiss to the camera, "now I'm facing Geoff, with whom I went across the spectrum, we went from complete strangers to companions forced by handcuffs, to have our first fight for not getting in the canoe with him, to become friends when I made him understand that my heart belongs to Cody, to part ways as rivals when I joined Courtney, only to end up as enemies fighting to the death for insignificant money... I'm glad to have you here and good luck."
Geoff
"The camp was tough... My team didn't get off to the best of starts, or the best of relationships, or the best of luck... Okay, now I admit that we were actually terrible... But look at me now, the last Bass standing, ready to face the last Gopher for absolute victory. I owe this opportunity to so many people, I couldn't say all their names. So I'll settle for the two most important ones, Courtney, you supported me when I had broken down, thank you friend, Bridgette, you are the reason for all this, you motivated me to get this far, I hope we can see each other soon, and with a hundred thousand dollars in my pocket."
Chef Hatchet
"Do you think it's easy to cook for twenty-two ungrateful teenagers? I've had better jobs in prison."
Izzy
"I'm not going to lie, the food here was terrible, I ate better things being in the woods, and not to mention the beds, I still have back pains," she said as she cracked her back.
Geoff
"Yeah, the camp is disgusting, and nature was trying to kill us every two minutes, I also got all kinds of injuries, but hey, at least we had some laughs, right?"
Izzy
"What will I be remembered for? Well, that would be my charming personality, and my bright smile," she smiled at the camera as her teeth glowed.
Geoff
"What will I be remembered for? I guess because of all the bumps and falls I had during the competition, plus my incredible enthusiasm."
End of confessional.
-0-
Chris and the two finalists were in a clearing in the woods, "now it's time to welcome the twenty campers who did not make it to the finals."
The twenty campers walked into the clearing, ready to support one competitor or wish he lose.
"Bridgette," Geoff said excitedly when he saw his girlfriend.
"Hi Geoff, Wow! Hahahahaha," he hugged her and began to spin her in the air, "I'm glad to see you too."
Cody walked up to Izzy, "Hi Izzy, I hope you're prepared, today is a special day for you after all," the geek told his girlfriend. But she just stared at him with her arms crossed and her eyes narrowed, "Izzy?"
She crushed his cheeks with her hands, "dark circles under your eyes," she said looking into his eyes, then tilted her head, "braid nicely done," now she sniffed it, "expensive French brand perfume," she turned away from him and pointed her finger at him dramatically, "You had sex with Lindsay!" she accused.
Everyone in the clearing gasped, looked between the geek and the dumb blonde. Lindsay's face began to turn red, she couldn't even talk about the embarrassment.
"Oh dude, this is priceless," the host said excitedly.
"Pay up," Noah said to Owen, who reluctantly handed him some bills.
"You could see it coming," Duncan said, totally indifferent to the situation, Courtney hit him in the arm.
*Boom*
Tyler fainted, I wish someone cared.
"I'm surprised he did it considering Izzy can make him disappear without a trace," Gwen said. Not at all affected by the situation, Bridgette had her hand on her forehead and shook her head.
Heather almost choked on her saliva and had to pull away to cough.
"Well done girl," Beth tried to look on the bright side and support her friend who was now covering her face completely red.
Everyone looked at Cody, waiting to see what his reaction would be, maybe he'd turn red and deny everything, maybe he'd drop the soup and Izzy would slap his neck in the face, maybe both.
But as is customary for geeks, he broke their expectations. He was as calm as he usually is before a life-or-death challenge, "uh no, I didn't have sex with Lindsay," he said with all the serendipity in the world.
"... oh, really?... damn, it would have been a shocking statement if they had," Izzy said snapping her fingers, "I'm sorry Linds, I didn't mean to embarrass you in public," she said with some embarrassment.
She didn't uncover her face, everyone else, however, had something to say.
"Wait, do you really believe him?" asked LeShawna, surprised.
"I didn't really think about it to begin with, I just thought it was funny how everyone would react if I made a scene hahahahahaha."
"Agh, you just cost me twenty bucks," Noah gave Owen his money back.
"That wasn't nice, lunatic, I don't like to be made fun of," Duncan told her.
"Pff, go get Courtney to kick you in the nuts," she dismissed, Duncan sneered his legs at the reminder, Courtney looked embarrassed, "mmm."
Cody took her cheeks and crushed them, "okay, you already made fun of them, that's enough," the geek said with a smile, now he held his face more softly, "today is an important day, you compete by and for yourself, I trust you can win," she nodded her head smiling, Cody kissed her on the forehead.
"aw, I mean, get a room you two... After this is over, of course. Alright, this is being delayed, let's move forward with the challenge," said the presenter, "would everyone who's walked the Dock of Shame and left camp on the Boat of Losers kindly take a seat in the Peanut Gallery of Failure? The side you choose should represent who you would like to cheer on to victory in today's final competition."
...
All the campers were sitting in their galleries. This was the order, on the left those who supported Geoff. There was Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, DJ, Tyler, Zeke, Justin, Trent, Gwen (who didn't care about either of them, just wanted to sit away from Heather) and Harold.
On Izzy's side were Cody, Lindsay, Heather, Owen, Noah, Beth, LeShawna, Eva, Katie, Sadie, and Kevin (who nested in the head of an awkward Sadie).
"Wow, things are pretty even around here," Chris said looking at the galleries, "let's see if we can change that hahahahahaha."
"Hey Heather, I understand you want to support me and I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart, but you didn't need to dye your hair green just for me," Izzy told her.
Heather folded her arms sulkingly, LeShawna tried not to laugh.
Confessional.
Heather
"Izzy is probably the only girl in camp who doesn't hate me, as far as I know at least, she also doesn't care that I kissed her... boyfriend, when I left, the least I can do now is support her... Of course, if she decides to be generous and compensate me in some way, I wouldn't object... And before your sick minds imagine anything perverted, I'm talking about monetary compensation... nothing else," she turned a little red, "that's why I left a special little gift for Geoff this morning," she finished mischievously.
End of confessional.
"Geoff, Izzy, this is your chance to tell the Peanut Gallery of Failure what you would do with the money if you won, and why you deserve it," Chris said.
"Well, if I win, I'm sure I'll buy a small country, where I'd be the supreme monarch and I'd have them all oppressed under my thumb," Izzy said ominously scaring everyone away, Cody slapped his forehead, "I'd force them to wear green and dye their hair orange, hahahahaha", most of them were already scared, Katie and Sadie switched to Geoff's side in fear, "Oh, and every Tuesday would be tacos, I'm not a monster," surprisingly many agreed with that last point.
"A reasonable Price to pay," Owen said.
"I just hope I don't go crazy with power... Owen!" Owen came over and stood firm.
"Yes, your, uh, monarchy?" he asked fearfully.
"Kiss my feet now!" she commanded.
"Yes, your monarchy," he began to kiss her feet.
"Is that what you call kissing feet?" she complained.
"I'm sorry!" Owen apologized in tears.
"There's no forgiveness in Izzland," she told him.
"You're aware that she doesn't have any real power, right?" Noah asked his great friend nonchalantly.
"I know, but she's frightening," he said.
Confessional.
Heather
"Bossy, cruel, with an insatiable hunger for power, and very, very sexy, Izzy if you were a man you would be my soulmate," Heather didn't realize that her comment would create a new, aggressive and highly controversial growing fan base.
Gwen
"If it wasn't for the stuff about dyeing your hair, I think I could live in her country."
End of confessional.
"Of course... it would also allow polygamous marriage," Izzy said, looking in the direction of her boyfriend, who only shook his head humorously.
Katie and Sadie looked at each other, then at Justin, then at them again, then ran back to sit down on Izzy's side.
LeShawna shook her head and Eva hit her forehead.
"Thank you Izzy for, uh, expressing your wishes to us," Chris said awkwardly and scared, "Geoff, please tell me you have something better," the presenter pleaded.
"Well, I know I've said this a couple of times before, but what the heck. I'd throw the biggest party I've ever seen, dude! And all of you would be invited!" that made everyone excited.
"That's what I'm talking about dude," Duncan said, "tell me Geoff, will there be lovely bikini dancers at your party?" asked the delinquent looking sideways at Courtney, she got angry and kicked him in the leg, but he just laughed.
Cody saw this and shook his head in disappointment.
"Of course, also exotic foods, and cake, and music, and cake," Geoff said excitedly.
"You said cake two times", said Harold.
"I love cake," said the partygoer, "but... if I win, I'll give half the money to someone very special to me, someone who's so good, that planned to use it to help clean up the beaches," he said as he looked directly at Bridgette.
She was moved by his words.
"Boring, who would give away half the money it earned with blood, sweat and tears?" asked Duncan being rude, Courtney gave him a bad look for this.
"I would," Geoff said, not realizing it was a trick question.
Most of those who were in Izzy's group got up and switched to Geoff's group.
"I'm sorry friend, I wasn't convinced by your emotional speech, but who can say no to a party like that?" said LeShawna.
Now on Izzy's side only Cody, Lindsay, and Heather remained.
"All of you will be banned from my country," said the madwoman, "... No, just kidding, you can come whenever they want."
"Can I be prime minister?" asked Lindsay excitedly.
"Sure, anything is possible in Izzland," Izzy said.
"I thought it was a dictatorship?" Noah said from Geoff's seat.
"My country, my rules."
Confessional.
Duncan
"I'm not stupid, I know Heather will do anything to make Izzy win, but I have bad news girl, you're not the only one."
End of confessional.
"Alright losers, our amazing party is on the line here, so you better do everything you can to make Geoff win, it doesn't matter if it's sabotage, deception or bribery, do it," Duncan threatened the group, who were duly frightened. Courtney was rolling her eyes at him.
Confessional.
Courtney
"Does he always have to be so rude and aggressive? Who does he think he impress with that intense gaze, that savagery, that... angry expression...", Courtney became dreamy as she spoke, "uh, what was I talking about?"
End of confessional.
"Any questions?" said Duncan, looking at them.
Owen raised his hand, "ah, is it late to go back to the other team?"
"Yes, now come closer, this is what we'll do," Duncan gathered them all together.
...
"All right. It's time for the final challenge. The rejected Olympic relay race", Chris introduced Chef running in a sporty outfit very similar to Tyler's, and a plunger with a flame as if it were the Olympic torch, "each of the three parts was pitched to the committee, but sadly rejected as an Olympic sport", chef submerged the plunger in a toilet putting out the flame, "First, each of you has to put on one of these," Chris threw chicken and cow hats at them.
"I ask to be the cow!" said Izzy catching that one and putting it on her head, "hahahahaha, why would they reject this? It's great, hey Cody look I'm a cow, mooooooo~, want some milk? Hahahahahaha," she said as she clutched her breasts.
More than one of the boys blushed at Izzy's antics.
"You were right Bri, they're so cute together," Gwen said mockingly. Bridgette tried not to laugh.
"Maybe another time?" said the geek.
Confessional.
Cody
"I don't know if you noticed, but Izzy is actually mad at me... and no, it has nothing to do with Lindsay, it's because I gave her my pass and that ended up costing me the competition. I broke the promise I made to her and helped her when she asked me not to, that's why she's being extra annoying today," he now smiled, "I'll let her do what she wants, I'll accept it without complaint until she's satisfied, it's my duty after all."
End of confessional.
Geoff took off his hat and threw it at Bridgette, who caught it and pinned it to her chest, then he put on the chicken hat.
"Don't faint now Tyler, oh wait, you already did that, hahahahahaha," Duncan teased. Tyler shrugged a little embarrassed.
"Really?" asked Courtney.
"What princess? Don't pretend you don't think it's funny."
"Maybe the first few times, but it's gotten old already, how immature are you?"
"It depends, how immature do you find attractive?" he replied arrogantly.
Courtney just rolled her eyes, "How about nothing? I liked you better when you were nice."
"Pff, me being nice, what nonsense are you talking about?" said Duncan looking around suspiciously.
"Talk to me when you're no longer ashamed to be more decent."
"I'm not ashamed of anything, I'm made of stone."
"Okay, enough of your weird love-hate, there's more important things here, like me and the challenge," Chris complained about being out of the spotlight for two full minutes, "ahem, dressed as a cow and a chicken, run to the first location and shimmy up the pole to retrieve your flag. If you don't have the flag, don't bother comin' down off that pole. Next, you will cross a three-hundred-meter balance beam, suspended over a massive gorge… while carrying an eagle's egg. Below, your friends, the rare, but real, man-eating, freshwater sharks," below the gorge the sharks were waiting, "the final leg of the race is a long-distance run, returning to the finish line here, first camper to arrive wins."
"Good luck Geoff," Izzy said.
"Same."
Izzy and Geoff got into position, "come on Izzy you can do it," cheered Cody.
"You can win this Geoff," Bridgette said.
"On your marks... get set… GO!", they both ran off, it was evident almost immediately that Izzy had the upper hand. She was running faster than Geoff. Little by little she was leaving him behind.
"Izzy, look, there's a leprechaun in the bushes," Harold said.
She stopped immediately, "What? Where?" she said, looking around.
Geoff caught up with her, and began to leave her behind, "don't listen to him, he's just trying to distract you," Heather told her.
Confessional.
Cody
"Izzy's advantages? She's very athletic, agile and skilled in many areas... Her disadvantage? She's immensely easily distracted."
End of confessional.
"Izzy the leprechaun ran away and climbed the pole," Cody said beside her.
"Really? Here I go leprechaun!" she ran away.
"Damn, he's good," Harold said, Duncan slapped his forehead.
"Is that all 'cheerleading captain'?" Courtney asked Duncan mockingly.
"This, is not, over," he said through gritted teeth.
Confessional.
Duncan
"If there's anything worse than trusting these fools to do just one thing right, that would be asking Courtney for help, that girl doesn't need her ego inflated, I can handle this on my own."
End of confessional.
"Geoff, look, Bridgette has taken off her sweatshirt!" shouted Lindsay.
"Really!?" the partygoer asked turning around, "Woah!"
*Boom*
Geoff fell to the ground when he hit a rock with his foot.
Lindsay grimaced, "Sorry! That wasn't part of the plan!"
"Hahahahaha, I love this show", said Chris.
Confessional.
Lindsay
"Can you believe that I came up with that and it worked? Who's dumb now?" she got up and walked out of the confessional, not noticing a piece of toilet paper sticking out of her skirt.
End of confessional.
...
"Come on big guy, she's getting closer," Noah told Owen. Izzy was running towards them pretty fast.
"I'm going as fast as I can," Owen was eating bean burritos.
"Come on, don't you want that party?" Noah motivated him.
"Yes!" Owen ate all the burritos in one sitting. He then pointed his ass at Izzy, who opened her eyes as she approached them.
"Fire!" Noah yelled as he held his nose.
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
Owen dumped his gaseous contents directly into Izzy's path. All you could see was the stench of gas, there was no sign of the lunatic.
"Well, it looks like we made it, it wasn't that hard," Noah said shaking his hands.
"I think I crapped my pants," Owen told him.
"Too much info, buddy," the know-it-all said a little disgusted.
A figure jumped out of the cloud of noxious fumes, spun several times in the air, and landed right in front of the two boys.
It was Izzy. She had her skirt wrapped around her nose and mouth.
"What the hell?" asked Noah puzzled.
*Kick*
Izzy kicked Owen towards Noah, both of them falling into the cloud of gases.
"AHHHH! I'm blind!" yelled Noah, he was stuck underneath Owen.
"Relax, it's only temporary," the big guy said, trying to stand up.
Izzy took the skirt off her face and tied it back to her waist, "sorry guys, better luck next time."
Confessional.
Noah
"Dying trying to stop Izzy, or dying at the hands of Duncan... The options are limited."
Owen
*Pffff*
I kept farting because of the burritos.
End of confessional.
"Stop there traveler, I dare you to a pokemon battle eh," Zeke said to Izzy getting in her way.
She just ran him over, "Zeke, I'm busy, we'll play later."
Confessional.
Zeke
"Harold said anyone would stop if I told them that eh, I'm starting to believe he doesn't know as much as he preaches," he sniffed something, "Why does it smell worse than usual eh?"
End of confessional.
...
Despite his fall Geoff managed to reach the pole first, "yes, I made it".
"Come on Geoff, climb," Bridgette encouraged him.
Geoff started to climb the pole, "Woah!"
*BOOM*
And he had a hard fall when he slipped to the bottom, "What the heck?" he tried again, but only got the same result. He walked over to the pole and sniffed it, "That's... butter?" he said confused.
Confessional.
Heather
She had half a stick of butter in her hand and was whistling innocently.
End of confessional.
...
Izzy reached the mast as well and began to climb it with ease. Geoff looked at this alarmed and kept trying to climb.
Confessional.
Duncan
"Heather thinks she's very clever, but two can play that game, I've prepared a surprise for Miss Lunatic too."
End of confessional.
Duncan, DJ and Tyler, made it to the poles, all three of them had beavers in their hands. They were released in front of Izzy's mast.
"AHHHH! Get it off my back!" except for Tyler's, as Tyler turned on him and attacked him.
"Are you sure this is safe?" DJ asked Duncan worriedly as they watched the beavers do their job.
"Pff, it's Izzy, this won't stop her, it'll just knock her out at most," DJ still looked unsure.
*Crack*
At just the right moment, Izzy's mast began to wobble, making it difficult for her to continue climbing, "Woah! Woah! This moves a lot," the pole began to fall.
"Looks like Izzy is in trouble," Chris said, peering through a pair of binoculars.
"Izzy jump when you're close to the ground!", Cody was finally able to catch up, as this was an all-or-nothing race, Izzy wasn't holding back, and the geek was having a hard time keeping up with her.
Just before falling to the ground, Izzy stood up on the tip of the pole and jumped out. She somersaulted in the air and landed on her feet with her arms outstretched and a winning smile.
Sitting on a corner of the road, Kevin, a bear, and Sasquatchanakwa held signs with the number ten.
Cody took the flag as she blew kisses to the crowd, "Izzy take the-," he was interrupted when she kissed him on the lips as she took the flag.
She ran out and laughing, "thank you, see you at the finish line," said goodbye to her boyfriend.
"Flag," was all a dazed Cody could say. He shook off the daze and followed his girlfriend incredibly fast.
Duncan looked at all this in a bad mood, "Do you need my help yet~?" Courtney asked the delinquent in a singsong voice.
"Never! DJ, Geoff, now!" they both went to find the party animal.
Confessional.
Courtney
"Does he always have to be so stubborn?"
End of confessional.
...
Geoff had fallen for the fifth time now, his butt was starting to hurt. But out of nowhere he felt someone grab him by his shirt, he looked back, "get ready to take the flag," the burly DJ told him. Then he threw Geoff to the top of the mast.
"AHHHHHH! I've got it!" Geoff took it as he walked by.
*BOOM*
But he still crashed to the ground when he fell, the other two grimaced at the sight of him, "I'm fine", Geoff got up and started running.
...
Izzy finally made it to the gorge, thanks to the power of editing Chris was already there on the other side, along with Duncan, Courtney and Cody.
"Congratulations on getting there first Izzy, take an eagle egg from that nest and cross the gorge," Chris said as Izzy waved to the sharks below.
"What's the egg for?" Courtney asked Chris suspiciously.
"You'll see," the presenter said, trying to be mysterious.
"It's for their parents to attack them as they cross the bridge," Cody said rolling his eyes, Courtney and Duncan's wide-eyed.
"Agh, damn, dude, of all the moments you could choose to realize what my plans were it had to be this one," the presenter said, but he didn't lose his humor.
Izzy swung the egg over her nose like a seal as she crossed the wooden plank.
"What? Is there no master plan this time, Oh great lord strategist? Aren't you even going to try to kick the board?" Courtney asked Duncan when she didn't see him move a muscle.
"Courtney".
She cringed a little when she remembered that Cody was here too, "sorry," she said sadly.
"Pff, there's no need, did you hear the nerd? The eagles will take care of it," Duncan said.
"Let me guess, you didn't watch all the tapes of the season, did you?" Cody asked the delinquent while still looking at his girlfriend.
"Hum? I only saw the one that really mattered, the one about my expulsion," the delinquent said bitterly, it's clear that he still didn't get over that completely, "Why the question, nerd?"
"Shriek."
Everyone watched as two huge eagles began to fly over the sky. Circling around the girl who stole their egg, "oh wow," Izzy said wide-eyed.
One of the eagles swooped towards Izzy, but she just smiled madly. She tossed her egg into the air and crouched down making a perfect leg split on the wood.
"Shriek," the second eagle came flying lower, but Izzy jumped from the potion she was in, circling in the air. The eagle passed underneath her, then landed on one hand, catching her egg with her feet as she fell again.
The eagles made one last attempt by going towards her from opposite sides, Izzy lifted her egg with both hands giving the impression that she was going to smash it against the board.
The eagles got scared and flew faster.
*Crack*
Only to end up crashing headfirst into each other when Izzy took a step back. They fell into the void, "hahahaha, it always works," she said as she twirled the egg on her finger. She put it on her nose again and balanced herself back on the board.
"I'm asking you, Duncan, because you're underestimating Izzy too much," Cody said to the open-mouthed delinquent.
He slapped his forehead in frustration, "Okay... Can you please help us Courtney?" he said without looking at her and reluctantly.
"I thought you'd never ask," the CIT said as she went somewhere.
Geoff finally arrived along with Bridgette, "welcome Geoff, grab an eagle egg and get on your way," Chris told him.
"Wow, look at the size of this thing, imagine the omelet I could make with one of these," Geoff said looking at the egg.
"Geoff, concentrate, this challenge is very dangerous," Bridgette said, looking down the gorge.
"Don't worry Bri, I'll be careful," he kissed her on the lips and got on the board, started walking slowly, without the danger of eagles he didn't have much trouble moving forward.
Courtney came back along with Justin, "hey Izzy, look at this," then ripped off the supermodel's shirt.
Izzy's eyes widened, "No!" she covered them with her hand, "Izzy won't fall for your big-abs nymph spell!"
Confessional.
Courtney
"It wasn't what I expected, but it works."
Justin
"What is a nymph?"
End of confessional.
Izzy took a wrong step and started falling over the edge of the board, "Izzy!" shouted Cody worriedly. At the last second she hooked her leg into the board, in an inverted L position while hanging upside down.
"Oh my gosh," Courtney said worriedly, this had not been her intention.
"Hahahaha, Good one princess", dijo Duncan.
"How can you laugh at this? She might fall to the bottom," she scolded.
"Yes, where there is water."
"And sharks!"
"Pff, if the eagles couldn't handle her, what are the sharks going to do?"
"You're the worst!" said Courtney.
"Well, you aren't exactly a saint!" they both looked into each other's eyes hatefully.
And then they started making out. They parted a few seconds later.
"I hate you", said Courtney.
"I can't stand you," Duncan told her.
Then they kissed again, "Wow... that's what I call the thin line between hate and love," Chris said seeing their random show of affection.
Cody didn't pay attention to them, he was more concerned that Izzy wouldn't fall into the void.
Geoff would have helped if he could, but Izzy told him to continue, plus the distance between the two boards would have made it impossible to begin with.
In this way, Geoff managed to get to the other side first. He laid the egg in the nest and started running taking the lead, Duncan and Courtney now following closely behind cheering him on.
"Come on Izzy, you've recovered from worse!" Cody encouraged her to recover. She couldn't go to her aid because Chris told her that the board might not support the weight of two people.
Cody didn't believe this. I support Owen's weight, which is equivalent to four people. But it would cause the board to shake, which could cause Izzy's leg to come loose.
Izzy took several deep breaths. Then she threw her egg into the air forcefully. Then she leaned forward, holding the board in her hands. She pushed herself up and stood back on the board, "Yes!" she caught his egg.
She started running. She's done putting on a show, she has to catch up with Geoff who has already taken quite a bit of an advantage.
She ran past the nest leaving her egg in the process.
...
"Come on Geoff, you're almost there," Courtney told the party animal as she and Duncan ran alongside him.
*Growl*
"Uh, my stomach," Geoff stopped and held his stomach.
"What's wrong?" asked Duncan.
*GROWL*
"Bathroom!" Geoff swerved out of the way.
"Geoff wait, that's not the way," Courtney told him.
"What's wrong with him now?" asked Duncan.
~0~
Heather is standing outside the boys' cabin.
*Knock, knock, knock*
She knocked on the door while leaving a muffin and a letter on the floor, then hurried off.
Izzy slammed the door open with bat in hand, "For the last time! I don't want to buy cookies!" she shouted. But there was no one in sight. She looked down and found the muffin, "a dessert, great," she was going to eat it while reading the letter. Then she stopped, "Oh, it's for Geoff... Geoff, you've got mail!" she tossed the muffin in the air and batted it toward the party animal.
"Did you call- mmm," the muffin went straight into his mouth, knocking him to the ground.
Izzy walked over to him as he chewed, "there's a letter too," she dropped it on his chest, "Mom is going to take a bath," she said putting down the bat and grabbing a towel.
She left the cabin as Geoff read the letter, "It's from Bridgette... aw how considerate," he narrowed his eyes reading the letter, "uh, her handwriting has gotten worse lately."
-0-
Geoff rushed into the confessional in full view of everyone.
*PFFFFFFFFF*
Many cringed at the sounds, "I would bet ten bucks that Heather is responsible for that," Courtney said annoyed.
"Grrrrrr," Duncan started walking somewhere.
"Where are you going?" Courtney asked, but he didn't answer.
...
Izzy was arriving at the spot where Geoff had stopped. Cody was way further back.
"Stop there eh, if you want to go on your way you'll have to answer three questions," Zeke told him, coming out of nowhere again.
"Bacon, melon green, and chrysanthemum," Izzy ran him over again as she sped over him.
"Ouch, how did she guessed if I didn't even ask her the questions huh?" asked Zeke.
Confessional.
Izzy
"Pff, everyone knows that the answers to that game are universal, it's always the same three answers," she pointed at the camera with narrowed eyes, "always."
Zeke
"And now they tell me, eh?"
End of confessional.
...
Geoff came out of the bathroom and started walking, "uff, my stomach."
Izzy could already see the finish line, "Yes! The victory is for Izzy!", but then she felt a strong tug on her leg, "Cramp!", she collapsed to the ground. Holding on to the board with only one leg was now taking its toll.
Geoff walked past her like a zombie. Ignoring her as he headed for the finish line.
"Come on Geoff, you're almost there," Bridgette told him as the others cheered behind her.
"Izzy! Get up, you can do it!" shouted Lindsay.
"Where did your warrior soldier spirit go!" shouted Heather.
"That's all you can pull off! soldier?" Cody yelled from a little behind. He wasn't going to pick her up, she'd never forgive him.
"No!" shouted Izzy standing on one leg, she started jumping up and down to catch up with Geoff.
"Wow, both competitors look very miserable at the moment, which makes it a lot more exciting," said Chris, "they're head to head, who's going to win the race? Geoff, Izzy? We're about to find out."
Geoff was still walking towards the finish line, Izzy was already on catching him, which is unbelievable for someone who was jumping on one leg.
"Mooooooooooooooo~", out of nowhere a raging moose ridden by Duncan appeared from the trees and was heading towards the two finalists.
Duncan clung to his antlers for his life, "Woah! This was a bad idea!" the delinquent said in fear.
Both competitors saw the animal with their eyes open.
Geoff pushed Izzy out of the way, as she only had one leg.
"AHHHHHHH!" the moose struck Geoff.
"Geoff!" cried Izzy, preoccupied.
Geoff was clinging to the front of the moose, accidentally covering its eyes.
Chris's eyes widened, "Everybody get out of the way! Handsome presenters first!" he shouted as he fled.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!", everyone in Geoff's gallery ran out.
*CRASH*
A moment later the moose crashed into it, kicking up a cloud of dust and debris.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"cough, cough, cough, uh... there goes my last rib," Geoff and Duncan crawled out of the pile of rubble.
"And we have a winner!" said Chris, "the undisputed winner of the competition, it's none other than the best partygoer this side of Muskoka! Geoff!" announced Chris.
"Cough, cough, cough... you're welcome," Duncan said from the ground.
"Geoff!" Bridgette jumped on her battered boyfriend as everyone celebrated, "I'm sorry, but you did it! You won the competition! You're amazing!" the surfer told him excitedly.
"Hahahaha thanks baby, but I couldn't have done it alone, thank you all for helping me win this," Geoff told his friends.
"It was nothing dude," DJ told him.
"Speak for yourself, I'll be reeking of Owen for weeks," Noah said.
"I said I was sorry," he replied.
Bridgette kissed Geoff at that moment, kicking off what would become an annoying trend.
...
Izzy watched all of this sitting on the floor with a smile, "I'm sorry you lost," Cody told her as he sat next to her also watching the show.
"Nah~, I don't care, not when everyone is so happy... except Heather, but she's happy being unhappy... plus Geoff saved me from that moose, so I'm happy he won," Izzy said.
"I see," Cody said with a smile.
"I guess the world isn't ready for Izzland yet."
"I doubt it will ever be."
"That's what makes it fun."
"Hahahaha, I'm afraid for what you could do to the world if no one was watching you," Cody told her.
"Me too... Could you take me for a ride? I need to talk to Heather."
Cody looked at her curiously, "sure," he turned his back for her to get on.
Once at the top, Cody started walking towards his friends, "hahahahaha".
"What's so funny?" he asked Izzy curiously.
She rested her head on his back, "When did you become so strong... so that you no longer stagger when you carry me?"
"... I don't know... I think this camp has been quite an odyssey," he looked at his friends who were picking Geoff up and throwing him into the air, "I think we've all changed at this point."
"I see... well, since I don't have the money, I don't need to hide from my family for a while... Do you know what you're going to do when you leave here?"
"... Not really... I guess for the moment I'll just go with the flow."
"That's not right Cody, you're a geek, not a hippie, you can't talk like that."
"I'm so much more than a geek, you know?"
"No, to Izzy you'll always be just a geek, since that's what Izzy fell in love with," she said as she hugged his neck.
"... you can actually walk, can't you?" he asked with a red face.
"Yep."
...
"Hi Heather," Heather looked at the lunatic who was calling her riding on the geek's back, "I wanted to thank you for supporting me during the competition," if Cody had eyes on the back of his neck, he would know that now Izzy was smiling with complete sadism, "so Izzy wants to give you a hug," she said extending her arms.
Cody's eyes widened as he finally understood his girlfriend's intentions.
Heather, on the other hand, had a happily unsettling smile, "Sure, Izzy, why not?"
"Wait I-mm," Cody couldn't continue as Heather gave Izzy a hug with him in the middle, smashing her assets in his face. The poor guy was caught in a strange black and orange sandwich.
"Izzy... I'm so glad we get along," Heather told her as she hugged her.
"Hahahaha, you know what Cody? You're completely forgiven," Izzy told him (as if she'd been mad at him to begin with).
Cody's arms hung loose, it looks like he fainted... Or maybe he just died.
"Well, Geoff took the hundred thousand dollars... but it looks like Cody is the real winner of this competition," Noah said mockingly as he and Owen along with many others watched.
"Do you think he's okay?" asked Bridgette, noticing that he didn't move his arms.
"I doubt it," Gwen said as she left, though she was also laughing.
...
"Ahem," Tyler cleared his throat to get Lindsay's attention, and she opened her eyes and looked at him uncomfortably.
"Hi Lindsay, I just wanted to let you know that I've already mastered the multiplication table of eight, do you want to see?"
"Oh wow, it looks like my friend Beth is calling me, and you know, it's rude not to listen to someone who wants to talk to you, see you later Tyler," Lindsay quickly fled from there.
Tyler slapped his forehead, "Stupid! The table eight!? What was I thinking!? I knew I should have waited until I at least knew the one on nine."
"Dude... you're really messed up," said Chris, who was standing next to him witnessing it all.
"I know," Tyler said dejected (he completely misunderstood what Chris meant).
-0-
POV. Cody
We were sitting by the campfire waiting for Chris to show up. Noah sat down next to me looking straight ahead.
"I couldn't solve the mystery..."
"..."
"But I'm not going to give up... I don't care anymore what you're hiding, as much as I care about being able to figure it out."
I smiled, "As long as that keeps you going, then you can do whatever you want."
"What's up with you and trying to make me do things?" the know-it-all asked his geeky friend.
Izzy appeared behind us and hugged us both, "hahahahaha, that's because Noah is lazy, you can't just exercise your head, or it will get too big and you won't be able to lift it anymore."
"I don't think it works that way," Noah told her.
"In Izzland everything works my way," Izzy told him with a psychopathic look.
Noah tried to run away in fear, but Chris arrived at that moment.
" Here we are… at the last bonfire ever. After eight brutal weeks, it is my great pleasure to announce the winner of Total Drama Island! Geoff!"
"WOO HO~! Yeah bros!" said the partygoer making an appearance, with all the emotion of his nickname. Chef brought the huge check from the big hundred thousand, "wow, I still have a hard time believing this is really happening... Or maybe I passed out when that moose rammed me?", he pinched his elbow, "Ouch! No, this is very real, Yoo hoo~! Party next week for everyone!"
We all celebrated for this, "maybe I lost, but I don't feel like a loser at all," Izzy said. Noah was slapping her arm to stop choking him.
"Hey Geoff, I hope you don't forget about the ones who helped you win now that you're rich," Duncan told him.
"What happened to not sharing the money you earned with blood, sweat and tears?" asked Courtney with her eyes rolling.
"That was before there was any possibility of compensation," the criminal said cheekily.
Courtney just shook her head.
"Geoff, at this time, I give you the ultimate symbol of survival… the final marshmallow," Chris said as he handed her the marshmallow.
"Neat...", he put it in his mouth and ate it, "hmm, it tastes like victory".
Several guys exchanged malicious glances, and we all looked at the presenter in unison.
He was scared of us, "Hey, what's going on?"
...
"No, no, no guys, no, no, no, no, my hair, no, dudes," Owen Duncan and Geoff, carried Chris down the dock of shame.
"I guess some things really never change," I said humorously to no one in particular.
"1... 2... 3!"
*Splash*
The presenter was thrown into the lake while we were all laughing.
Heather stood next to me, "You know something? Seeing that was almost worth losing a hundred bucks... almost."
"Yes, it was a lot of money, wasn't it?"
"Hahahaha, I've been wanting to do that all summer, how do you like that, pretty boy?!" said chef.
"Oh, Chef~", said Geoff.
"Hahaha, you're next dude," Owen said.
Chef fled as we all cheered. The island adventure is almost over. Now it's time to take Action, and then conquer the World.