Izuku and Yang were relaxing in their room as Eri was bouncing around with joy while enjoying her present from Ruby, being a mini version of Ruby's huntress outfit which made the two smile.
"Mama, Papa, I'm a little white rose." Eri said as she spun around, making her little cape spin as she kept jumping before finding herself being picked up by Ruby.
"Auntie Ruby!" Eri said with a big smile and hugged Ruby.
"You are a little white rose, Eri. Come on snowball, Auntie Weiss wants to do your hair." Ruby said, which got Eri very excited as the two left Izuku and Yang's room as Erza walked in, just after the two just left.
"She's such a precious little angel." Erza said with a smile on her face as she walked into the room, and sat on the floor in front of Izuku and Yang.
"Yeah, she is. I've been doing all I can to give Eri a normal childhood since I saved her. It's not much of a hassle, but given Eri's enthusiasm, it's occasionally a bit much." Izuku said while smiling and chuckling as Yang smiled and held his hand.
"So, me, Jaune and Pyrrha overheard your little spat earlier." Erza said as Izuku and Yang just moaned out of frustration.
"Oh, don't get me started on that. Ashido is either too stupid or doesn't care that snooping in other people's business is not ok." Izuku complained out of justifiable frustration over Mina's complete disregard for his and Yang's privacy.
"I'm guessing she and Iida are the reasons why you never mentioned you and Yang are part of Fairy Tail?" Erza asked as Izuku nodded his head to answer her question.
"Right on the money Erza. Iida would probably pull something out of his tail pipes to make the guild look bad while Ashido would try to post that all over the internet." Izuku said, genuinely annoyed and frustrated that despite his attempts to get along with Iida and Mina, they just have to do something to paint them in a negative light.
Iida constantly showing everyone up and trying to prove he is superior to everyone around, making himself look like a total moronic dictator in the process, and Mina's inability to comprehend the gravity of both any situations and her own actions, either because she simply doesn't see it or chooses not to do she can get what she wants.
Before Izuku could delve into his thoughts, he noticed Blake in the doorway as Yang and Erza turned to face her.
"Hey Izuku, mind calling Momo? I tried calling her twice a few minutes ago but she didn't answer." Blake explained which confused Izuku.
"Weird, Momo normally calls back if she had a missed call and only keeps her ringer off during class. And there's no way she's already sleeping at this hour." Izuku said as he pulled out his phone and called Momo twice, with no answer as he shot up.
"Yep, something is up, we have to check on her." Izuku said as he, Yang, Erza and Blake headed to Momo's room, being the first place they'd think to look for her.
They quickly reached Momo's room as Izuku went to knock on the door as he could overhear Momo's crying as he immediately opened the door as he, Yang, Blake and Erza saw her crying as they all ran to Momo and hugged her.
"Momo, what's wrong?" Blake asked as Izuku wiped her tears away, as the crying girl looked at her friends.
"Ashido, she. . . . . . I tried to reprimand her for violating your privacy, but she completely disregarded what I was saying, then she just insulted me for no reason, and brought up how easily I lost to Tokoyami." Momo said, leaving out the part that Mina knows that she loves Izuku as he got pissed.
"Grrrrr, that's it! I'm giving Ashido a piece of my mind!" Izuku said, angrily as he went to leave, but Blake stopped him in his tracks.
"I'll handle this Izuku. You and Yang stay and make Momo feel better." Blake said as she ran off to Mina's room as Erza decided to follow her, leaving Izuku and Yang behind to cheer up Momo.
"Momo, don't let what Ashido says get under your skin. She just said it to feel better about herself. Especially when you consider she also lost to Tokoyami, way faster than you if I remember properly." Izuku said to Momo, while putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Yeah, Pinky's probably just extremely jealous that you and I are built fruity." Yang said while chuckling, making Momo embarrassed while Izuku froze in place.
"Lots of girls would kill to be even half as good looking as we do, she knows that and that is probably driving her mad. Trust me, I've been in that situation a few times before. Granted most of it was after me and Izuku got together but that's beside the point." Yang said as she put her arm around Momo.
"Point is, don't let her get under your skin, and that she's not worth being seen as a friend given how she behaves." Yang said to Momo as Izuku grabbed a tissue and wiped her tears away.
As for Blake, she and Erza made it to Mina's room as she pounded on the door, not getting an response as Blake pounded on the door again, only for Blake to open the door, seeing Mina's not inside but she gets an idea, before pulling out her phone and started looking around Mina's room.
"Blake, are you sure this is a good idea, seeing as she just did the same thing to Izuku and Yang?" Erza asked Blake as she took pictures of several personal secrets of Mina's.
"The way I see it Erza, this is giving her a taste of her own medicine. Besides, I'm only doing this to have an insurance policy if she tries anything stupid again." Blake said as she finished getting what she needed before heading back to Momo's room, and saw Momo feeling better when she got back.
"That was fast, you gave her an earful?" Yang asked as Blake just shook her head no.
"Didn't feel like chasing her. Besides, I made an insurance policy if she ever does something like that again." Blake said as she walked to Momo and gave her a hug when they saw something that definitely made Momo's day.
Eri had her hair done into pigtails by Weiss.
"Mama, Papa, look what Auntie Weiss did to my hair." Eri said while smiling and jumping up and down, before jumping onto Momo's bed and gave her a hug.
"Look how cute I am Auntie Momo." Eri said to Momo, completely full of energy while hugging her.
"You really look cuter now, Eri." Momo said as she gave Eri some headpats, making her happy which in turn made Momo happy, as they spent the rest of the day together.
Two weeks later*
The class were participating in practice battles to which Mina stupidly chose to fight Blake and Yang at the same time as Ruby leaned towards Izuku.
"How long do you think it'll take for Blake and Yang to beat her?" Ruby asked Izuku as he put two fingers on his chin.
"It really depends on how much of her brain Ashido uses. If she uses the amount she normally uses, Yang and Blake will beat her instantly. But if she uses more of her brain then normal, it still won't last too long." Izuku said to Ruby who nodded her head, as Yang and Blake got in front of Mina.
"You sure you want to do this, Pinky?" Yang asked as Mina completely disregarded what she just said.
"Oh, don't chicken out, I'm putting your money where your mouth is, thinking you're both hot shit." Mina said with a tiny hint of venom in her voice as Yang and Blake got into battle stances and readied their weapons.
"Alright, just remember, we gave you an out." Blake said as Mina ran towards the pair, only for her to trip and fall flat on her face, to the amusement of everyone.
"Or she can just fall flat on her face, that works too!" Izuku said while he and Ruby were having a laughing fit as Blake and Yang just looked at Mina.
"Welp, that was anticlimactic." Blake said as she and Yang turned and walked away.
"Guess she got all tripped up." Yang said while chuckling while Blake just rolled her eyes as Mina got up and tried to attack the two while their backs were turned, but Yang bashed her elbow into Mina's face, sending her flying back.
"Wow, didn't know you're also a coward too." Yang said as Mina got back up and wiped off some blood from her nose.
"Grrrr, shut up you big titted bimbo!" Mina shouted at Yang who just smirked.
"Hey, don't be jealous because I'm built with fruit on my chest." Yang said as she did a little pose which showed off her assets very nicely, making Mineta, Kaminari and Sero ogle at Yang but Izuku blasted the 3 perverts with lightning, making them fall on their asses.
"Those melons are all mine creepshows!" Izuku shouted as Mina rushed Yang and Blake as she threw incredibly weak and obvious punches at the pair, which they dodged them all with ease which made Mina very frustrated and threw a kick at Yang, who dodged and used her gauntlets to launch herself away from Mina, which left her in shock.
"WHAT THE HELL, THOSE THINGS ARE ALSO SHOTGUNS?!" Mina yelled out as Yang looked deadpan at her.
"You know Crescent Rose can turn into a sniper rifle, but you're shocked my gauntlets double as shotguns?" Yang asked as Blake used Mina's shock to her advantage and kicked her in the face before throwing her into the ground.
"Hey, no fair!" Mina snapped at Blake as she tried to trip up Blake, but failed horribly.
"Anything goes in a fight." Blake said as Mina tried to kick her below the belt but Blake dodged, right as Mina got back up only for Blake to punch her right in the breasts.
"Kind of like that." Blake said with a light smirk on her face as Mina yelled out in pain.
"OWWWWWW, THAT FUCKING HURT, YOU FATASS KITTY!" Mina yelled out towards Blake as Mina ran towards her but Blake jumped over her, and knocked her onto the ground.
"You wish you had an ass like mine." Blake said as Yang rushed towards Mina and decked her across the face, sending her flying back again, as the 3 perverts started giggling right before Weiss used her semblance to trap their 'little friends' in ice, making them scream in pain.
"Huh, guess they'll get literal blue balls." Izuku joked which got some laughs from his friends as Mina charged Blake and Yang again, only to end up getting punched in the face by Yang, sending her to the ground and knocking her out cold.
"Nice shot babe!" Izuku said to Yang, which made her smile as Tsuyu looked at Izuku with disbelief on her face.
"Ribbit, Izuku, don't you care that your girlfriend just knocked Mina out cold?!" Tsuyu asked as Izuku just looked at her.
"Hey, Ashido brought this on herself. Invading me and Yang's privacy, insulting Momo for no good reason, and just being annoying and an idiot. Plus, she should be grateful it wasn't me she was fighting, otherwise I'd give a new meaning to shock and awe!" Izuku said as he and the others headed back inside as Mineta, Kaminari and Sero tried to break free from the ice they were stuck in.
"Oh relax, the ice will melt in a few hours, so you all have time to chill out." Weiss said with a chuckle as Yang gave Weiss a fist bump as they went back to the dorm, while Tsuyu took Mina to Recovery Girl.
A while later, Izuku and Ruby were in the kitchen, making some food for Eri which they finished as they started walking back to his and Yang's room.
"It's adorable how much of a devoted father you are to Eri, Izuku." Ruby said to Izuku as he just smiled.
"Thanks Ruby. Given I was the first person to show Eri genuine kindness and affection, she quickly imprinted on me and saw me as her papa, and she didn't want me to leave her side. Especially when she was getting checked when we saved her." Izuku said, which made Ruby smile how the effort Izuku puts into being a father.
"Eri's lucky to have you and Yang as parents. I wish I'm as good of a mother as Yang." Ruby said as she looked down as Izuku lifted her head and looked at her.
"Hey, I'm sure you'd make a great mother Ruby, I mean it." Izuku said, which made Ruby smile.
"Thanks Izuku." Ruby said as Izuku patted her on the head and smiled.
"Don't mention it, Little Rose." Izuku said as he decided to mess with Ruby a little as he used his lightning to give Ruby a little zap, which made her jump.
"No fair Izuku!" Ruby said while pouting while Izuku giggled and gave her headpats to calm her down, which worked as they made it back to Izuku and Yang's room as he handed Eri the food, which the snowball quickly started eating after thanking Izuku and Ruby, making him, Ruby and Yang smile.
Meanwhile, Blake was trying to sleep but she was having a rather, heated and intimate dream of her and Izuku as Izuku whispered very sweet things in her ear, which made her blush and made her feel even more in bliss.
"I love you Blake." Despite being a dream, Blake longed to hear those words leave Izuku's mouth as she saw a big ol smile on the face of the one she loves, as she moved his hands onto her ass.
"I love you too, Izuku. Now breed me and let's have some kittens." Blake said to Izuku, with a hint of love and lust in her voice before she woke up from her dream, both embarrassed and annoyed it suddenly ended the way it did, as she felt her thighs were wet, further adding to her embarrassment.
'I wonder if Yang would be open to sharing Izuku.' Blake thought to herself for a moment before she gained a sadden expression on her face.
"Oh, who am I kidding, that's never going to happen." Blake said to herself as she looked down with sadness, believing that she would never get her chance to be with her knight in shining armor as she put her hand over her heart.
'No matter how hard I try, I can't get him out of my head, why do I have to be so weak willed?' Blake said to herself right as she imagined Izuku with a smile on his face, which made her blush as she changed her underwear and pants while also wiped her legs.
And after that, Blake heard the door open as she saw Yang in the doorway, which surprised her.
"Y-Yang? What's up?" Blake asked as Yang just had a smile on her face.
"Up for a movie night, Blake?" Yang asked which Blake just nodded her head as Yang grabbed Blake's arm and dragged her to her and Izuku's room.
