Death Battle Loud fics number 2
Luna Loud, comic The secret by sketch toons
Vs.
Luan Loud, comic i love my brother by JumpJump
-A Loud comedian who dedicated her entire life to comedy but for her dear brother- Lincoln wiz said.
-A Loud rocker who had mental problems and self-esteem problems with a killer instinct and very sinful desires towards her brother- Clyde boomstick said.
-I'm Clyde Boomstick, and this is Lincoln wiz, and this is death Battle Loud fics!-
-Today we have two terrifying psychopaths- said Lincoln wiz.
-two twisted versions of the sisters, Luan and Luna Loud- mentioned Clyde Boomstick.
-Well, where do we start Lincoln?-
-We will start with Luna Loud from The secret universe-
-Ooooh the secret-
-Luna Loud, one of the eldest daughters of the Loud family, who has a passion for music and rock- said Lincoln wiz.
-and without forgetting his greatest inspiration, Mick Swagger, although we do not know if in that world Lincoln also had to do with his inclination towards music-
* image of Luna Loud at her first concert *
-Unfortunately, we have not seen Sully, Mazzy and Sam Sharp in The Secret comic, but there are probably Sully and Mazzy as Luna's friends and part of her band, it is rare to find universes where they did not know Luna- said Clyde boomstick .
-Which would explain how Luna's psychiatric problems began to take shape, she never met Sam, therefore, she never found true love and Lincoln ended up taking his place in her twisted heart, Luna would never find a way to dismiss her problems internal-
*Image of Lincoln and Luna smiling together*
-Maybe Sam would have managed to save Luna from The Secret from that abyss, we will never know-
*image of Sam reading the love note Luna left in her locker*
-Because the author NEVER could continue the COMIC! Seriously, due?- said Clyde Boomstick angrily.
-Calm down Clyde- Lincoln wiz said.
-Jumpjump hasn't finished his comic either-
-We say this because in the canon series, Luna had the courage to leave a love card for Sam, Sam reciprocated his love and Luna had hope- Clyde boomstick mentioned.
-Luna in The secret found out the hard way when the boy she was dating blatantly revealed to her that she was only using her to get closer to Leni and win her over- Lincoln boomstick explained.
*scene of Luna and the boy in the bathroom*
*Luna hits the boy*
*the boy slap Luna back*
-However, that was not the trigger, not even when those three cruel popular girls warned her about it, the trigger was always Lincoln, and also Leni- mentions Clyde boomstick.
-Unfortunately this Moon had self-confidence problems, low self-esteem and also complexes about her body-
-It all started because the Lincoln of his universe apparently has incestuous desires towards his sister Leni who is the prettiest of all the sisters, so Luna who also has carnal desires for her brother decides to take her virginity by committing Incest- explained Lincoln wiz.
*scene of Luna seducing Lincoln to have him inside her*
-Sex, sex, SEEEEEXXX!-
-Clyde calm down!-
-Ups, I'm sorry-
Clyde boomstick was scratching the back of his neck smiling nervously.
-Anyway, Luna was really a victim of teasing from her classmates, obviously that didn't help her mentally, but it got worse when this trio of bitches used Luan to play a practical joke on Luna with a fake love letter- Lincoln wiz Explain
*Image of the moon reading the letter*
*Image of Luna falling into the joke*
"This caused Luna to begin to hate Luan to death, so much that she even slapped her, when in reality she should have hit those bitches that were there, stupid and naive Luna," said Clyde boomstick annoyed.
*scene of Luna slapping Luan*
-All this was getting worse when Luna got carried away by her mental instability and her unconscious violent nature awakening her, like when she hit Lincoln, because he began to reject her and disown her for what they did to her- Lincoln wiz explained.
-This Lincoln really must have seen that something was not right with his rocker sister, the one Luna began to hate the most is Leni, because she was the beauty of all the sisters, that boy who confessed to having used her and knowing that Lincoln considered Linda to Leni, was the trigger for her to decide to get rid of her own sister-
*image of a furious Luna Loud with the red irises of her eyes*
-but in the last parts of The secret, we saw that unconsciously and being out of her mind, we see that Luna murders Luan by hanging her and Leni witnessed everything in shock, although maybe Luan is still alive, we don't know-
-Because the author DIDN'T CONTINUE IT- said Clyde Boomstick annoyed.
-Now what do you say Lincoln, should we go crazy with The secret Luna's opponent? hehehehe- Clyde said while he laughed maliciously and the irises of his eyes turned red imitating Luna Loud from The Secret.
-Please don't do that- Lincoln boomstick said, raising an eyebrow.
-You're making a fool of yourself, stop it now-
-Luan Loud from I love my brother!- Clyde boomstick exclaimed.
-from the comic created by Jumpjump, a somewhat infamous name after Chris savino-
-Leaving that aside, we have a Luan Loud with a killer instinct worse than her prank instinct in April 1st- Lincoln wiz said.
-This Luan Loud demonstrated her dangerous psychopathy completely when we see her in the first pages having Ronnie Anne kidnapped, beaten with a bat and tied to a chair-
*image of Ronnie Anne unconscious with blood on her forehead while she was tied in the chair*
-Before killing Ronnie Anne for considering her competition, Luan Loud reveals that her brother Lincoln was the reason she decided to be a comedian, and that she is in love with her brother and only she will be the only important person for him. totally unwilling to share- Clyde boomstick explains.
-Ronnie Anne is surprised at first, when Luan reveals all that to her, Luan removes the bandage that covered her mouth so that Ronnie could give her her last words, expecting a plea. Luan only heard laughter and mockery from Ronnie Anne saying that he only joke here was her-
*picture of Luan with a somber look*
-Of course Luan wasn't amused when she heard it and she killed Ronnie Anne Santiago with the bat, ending his life- Lincoln wiz explained.
*image of Ronnie Anne with a bat in her mouth by Luan*
-That version of Ronnie Anne died with dignity, don't you think so, Lincoln?-
-You're right Clyde-
Lincoln wiz couldn't help but feel sorry for her, after all he is a variant of Lincoln Loud.
-After that Luan returns to the Loud house to comfort his sad brother Lincoln in his room after reading an alleged letter of hate and rejection from Ronnie Anne- Clyde Boomstick explained.
*scene of Lincoln hugging Luan causing her to blush a lot*
-Did Luan know how to imitate Ronnie Anne's lyrics well that Lincoln didn't even suspect? Supossely Yes-
-it is likely clyde, just as in The secret, the absence of many members of the Loud family is noted, Lori Loud offered her parents to take Lola, Lana, Lisa, Luna and Lily on a trip while she stayed to take care of the rest of the siblings, leaving Lincoln, Lucy and Lynn, Luan, Leni and Lori as main characters in the comic's history.
-Luan is not the only one with shady secrets in that house in that universe- mentioned Clyde Boomstick.
-Apparently Lucy knows that Luan murdered Ronnie Anne. How? It's Lucy, she can go unnoticed, she brings back Lynn Jr.'s bat, leaving Ronnie Anne's corpse, unfazed by everything she saw, but it's not the only shady thing, Luan used Lynn's bat to murder Ronnie Anne , that way if the police found her, the bat would point to the Loud athlete as the main suspicion, but Lucy avoided this. Did Luan really not think about the fingerprints? -
*image of Luan screams and looks in shock when she sees Lynn Jr with the bat*
-The reason for everything is because in the following pages it is revealed that Lynn Jr. had sex with his brother Lincoln, sex that required penetration and oral sex and Luan saw it all from the cameras and the worst thing is that Lynn knew about Lynn's feelings. his prankster older sister
*censored sex scenes between Lynn and Lincoln*
-Sex, sex, SEEEEEXXX!-
-CLYDE!-
-I did it again, didn't I?
-Damn, you're worse than Rusty-
Then it is revealed to us that Lucy, revealing her eyes and wearing an unusual outfit, proposes to Lincoln and both also end up having incestuous sex between brother and brother, just as Luan seems to have genuine feelings for Lincoln, so much so that she even talks about having children with him. in the future, unfortunately they were interrupted by Lori that time-
*scene of Lori knocking on the door while she was looking at her phone*
*scene of Lincoln and Lucy chatting*
*scene of Lincoln and Lucy tongue kissing*
This time Lincoln wiz glanced at Clyde boomstick, Clyde looked at him confused.
-what?-
-The last thing you see of Luan is going to therapy, apparently he is a psychologist, seeing that she was unsalvageable, Luan resigned himself and went to her session with the professional therapist-
-Let me ask you this Lincoln? How do you feel about Loudcest?
-why do you ask that?-
-I want to know it-
-For me, it's something normal, before that surprised me, now it doesn't, not too much-
-But you don't feel sexual desires for your sisters, right?-
-Clyde, I come from the Loud City, I know a lot of Lincolns who pay Lynns for oral sex in the alleys-
-wow Lincoln-
-But I have never tried that, I think I am a Lincoln who does not look at any of her sisters that way, any version of her -
-Well, I understand, thanks for clarifying it... So, do we do the honors?- Clyde boomstick asked.
-Who else besides us friend? - Lincoln said wiz with a smile.
-The incestuous rock Loud psychopath-
*image of Luna looking at the reflection of the bath water*
-Against the incestuous Loud prankster psychopath-
*Picture of Luan with a somber look at Leni as she comforts Lincoln*
-Luna Loud from The Secret
-Luan Loud from I love my brother of Jum jump-
Then they both screamed.
-This is DEATH BATTLE!-
*the battle begins*
We are in the middle of the forest at night, the clouds were thundering, there was lightning on the ground, giving an announcement that it could rain at any moment.
Luna was fleeing after what she had done, she took to the middle of the Royal Woods forest, there was the statue of a kneeling angel, she leaned behind a tree.
-I don't know what I've done, but I must run away from here-
-Tanning yourself with the moonlight?- said a familiar voice to her.
Luna turned her gaze quickly to see Luan with a bat in her hand.
-Luan? How is it possible?-
-Hahahaha, I'm not the Luan Loud that you know, I'm from another universe-
Luan changed her smile to a serious expression.
-I know what you did, and you know what I think? You deserve to disappear!-
Without thinking twice, Luan jumped into a flying kick towards Luna's chest and Luna flew a few meters against a rock.
Luna became enraged and the pupils of her eyes turned red, the inner psychotic Luna had been activated.
-I see that you want to die again, aren't you, f*cking traitor!?-
Luna pulls out a kitchen knife and runs towards Luan, Luan didn't flinch, she waited for Luna to get close enough until.
*Smack!*
Luan hits her with a bat and sends her flying.
-Do you recognize this? Do you think I don't know how to defend myself? She trusted you a lot, you know?
-Shut up, I'm not going to listen to your insults-
-insults? you really lost it, im wrong?-
-I won't tolerate it!- The secret Luna shouted.
Luan didn't know how but Luna approached her in the blink of an eye and dodged as quickly as she could all the knives that Luna was trying to stick into her.
Luna kicks him, sending Luan flying against some rocks.
-Do you think you are better than me!? You're just a joke Luan! And I will prove it to YOU!
Luna took out her guitar, with both amplifiers at her side, La Loud rocker prepared to hit a high note, she played her guitar at full volume and expelled powerful waves of sound to the sound of the guitar sending Luan crashing into a tree.
She quickly tried to stand up with great difficulty against the waves of rock music that hit her.
-using your talent to defend yourself? I can do that too miss "red eyes" -
Luan threw hundreds of explosive cakes, the cakes hit the guitar and the amplifiers causing strong explosions, completely destroying them, leaving Luna without weapons.
-No, No!- Luna shouted.
Luna ended up with a punch from Luan, she tried to get up quickly taking her knife again, but she steps on a banana and slips.
Luan stomps her foot on his chest, and has her bat ready to use again.
-never underestimate a banana, well, time to say goodbye Luna Loud from The secret-
Suddenly, Luan felt great pain, Luna had stuck the knife in her leg, the Loud comedian screamed in pain and fell back, falling on the grass.
Luna slowly stood up, her fists clenched. In desperation, Luan removed the knife stuck in her leg, ignoring all the stinging pain.
-Aaagh!-
Thunder roared in the sky and it began to rain, Luna walked towards Luan and grabbed her neck, squeezing hard with the intention of strangling her to death.
Luan, afraid that this time her death would fall to her, looked at the red irises of Luna's eyes that only exuded hatred.
-I told you, the joke is on you Luan, it will always be on you-
Luan's face was turning blue from losing so much oxygen, in a short time Luna would kill her, looking everywhere looking for something that would free her from her strong grip.
Suddenly Luna began to hear voices in her head, the voices of everyone who bothered her.
*Lincoln's voice*
"I won't let you continue hurting me."
-L-Lincoln?-
"I don't want you to come close to me again, I want you out of my life, forever!"
-No, you don't mean it-
"I hate you, I hate you with all my heart!"
-Enough...
"You are an 8 out of a 10"
*eliza voice*
"You were so desperate that you thought someone would confess to you."
"what a loser"
-SHUT UP B*TCH! ENOUGH!-
Luan bit hard on the veins in Luna's arm causing her to scream in pain and let go.
-AAAAGHHH YOU ARE DEAD B*TCH!
Luan, with her hair down, manages to escape Luna's grasp and grabs the bat from her, furious, and without a second thought.
Luan Hits Luna in the face with her bat.
-You hit him-
*smack*
Luan breaks her wrist with the bat causing the secret Luna to scream in pain.
-AAAAAHHG!
-You are aggressive-
Then Luan does a swing with the bato and dislocates Luna's other hand, causing the rocker Loud to drop her knife.
Luna's forehead was bleeding, matching her red pupils.
-You took out your anger on your roommate, on Lincoln and not on those three bitches from school and the most unforgivable thing-
Luna looks at Luan who had Lynn's bat raised high.
-You destroyed Lincoln's innocence and wanted to ruin his life just to have him to yourself! I killed someone but I would never lower myself to that!
Luna screamed when she saw the final blow, Luan buried her entire bat in her mouth killing her instantly like she had already done to Ronnie Anne.
Luna fell dead with the bat completely stuck in her mouth.
The rain made it appear that the angel statue was crying.
Luan was breathing heavily, with one thought in mind.
-When I return to my universe, I'm going to kill Luna, just to be safe, Lincoln is only mine b*tch- Luan spat at Luna's lifeless body.
KO!
-It is incredible but The secret Luna has "landed on the moon" in her defeat, hahaha get it?
-Don't force it too much Clyde, this is the result of the battle and let's go with the analysis- Lincoln Wiz reminded.
-Well, there was no doubt that Luna could have had the advantage, but her weak point was her internal and psychological problems, they are stronger than those Luan has-
-And although Luan from I Love my brother has psychological symptoms, they are not as severe as The secret Luna has – Clyde Boomstick clarified.
-Although they are different from canonical Luan and Luna Loud, it is obvious that they both had the same talents, Luna the ability to create powerful waves with her guitar- Lincoln wiz explained.
-O Luan with her ability and his creativity to create good and painful pranks is a good battle defense, that was totally proven in the Loud House movie- added Clyde Boomstick.
*Scene of the Loud siblings battle against Morag and the dragon at Loch Loud*
-Luan turned out to be colder and more calculating, what's more, she can apparently control her deranged instincts unlike Luna who apparently did not stop suffering- explained Lincoln wiz.
-This assures us one thing, the internal savagery of The secret Luna could not guarantee her a victory against the cold and calculating Luan from I Love my brother
-Well, one thing is for sure, apparently that crazy version of Luna Loud was violent and incurable, honestly this bitch deserved to die, don't you think the same Lincoln wiz?-
-Yes, this version of Luna Loud deserves to rot in hell-
-Well, the winner of this Death Battle is Luan Loud from I love my brother-
*Image of Luan with a dark look before killing Ronnie Anne with the bat*
Well, I don't know what happened to Sketch toons but their comic The secret didn't continue, at least we know the reason why Jumpjump didn't continue with I Love my brother.
I'm eltioRob95, see you at the next Death battle.