Preface
Unfortunate Outcomes
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: South Park Relationship: Philip "Pip" Pirrip/Damien Thorn Characters: Philip "Pip" Pirrip (South Park), Damien Thorn (South Park) Additional Tags: im not tagging any other characters for my sanity but there are cameos of other characters, dip is the main focus (no shit), i had fun writing this lol, mixed asian damien, Projecting Language: English Stats: Published: 2024-04-07 Updated: 2024-04-09 Words: 3,580 Chapters: 3/10 Unfortunate Outcomes
by PIRRUP
Summary
Pip is resurrected and brought back to earth; how will he handle it?
A DIP fanfic is expected to have 10 chapters, 1K words per chapter.
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Chapter 03
Chapter Summary
The three explain their origins but it doesn't end well.
Chapter Notes
This fanfic will only be avaliable on the following platforms: AO3, Fanfic dot net.
Regular updates daily, please try not to rush me.
I read all comments, however I have an active filter
Each chapter = 1K+ words AO3 link: /works/55025704/chapters/139496737
Fanfic dot net link: s/14344414/1/Unfortunate-Outcomes
See the end of the chapter for more notes
The day proceeded fast. Too fast. Too fast for my taste that is. Lunch came fairly quick & low & behold, I was met with the faces of Gregory & Estella again.
Damien tagged along. I had informed him about reconciling with Gregory & Estella. He wasn't too familiar with Estella, but sure was with Gregory. He occasionally saw the two at the school, but most knew about Gregory from when we were both younger when I was still alive.
The four of us collectively sat at a table together nearing one of the back walls, away from other lunch tables filled with other groups of students.
Gregory brought his own lunch (because of course he did), while the rest of us attempted to eat cafeteria food. It was... meh. It is what is, I guess.
"So.. you came back to South Park fairly recently again after years of disappearing, riiiight" Damien had asked, pointing his fork directly at Gregory, taunting it. Of all people, He was the first to ask Gregory about his whereabouts. How grand.
"Oh! Yes. No particular reason, fortunately. My family is on a business trip in the west & thought it would be rather appropriate if we stayed in Colorado again." Gregory responded as he went through his lunch bag.
"That's very funny. Pip over here has also returned to South Park quite recently." Damien exclaimed, wrapped an arm around me. I enjoy when he speaks about me, I won't lie.
"Ah, yes. Pip, you say? Is that your name?" Gregory asked, looking at me.
"Sorta. My name is Philip but most tend to refer to me as 'Pip'. Do what you please." My tone was as kind as it could come out as. I was still not over how he was treated, but it was whatever.
"I see. Is there any reason why others tend to refer to you as jus-" I cut him off immediately.
"NOPE! NOT AT ALL! THANK YOU!" I did not feel like going in-depth into that explanation, not today. Another day, maybe.
Gregory fixated back on his lunch bag rather than responding, so I believe It's for the best.
Damien, however, chose to break the deafening silence.
"Er, are you three from the same region in Britain orr-?"
We collectively stared at him in confusion. I've slightly.. explained what region of Britain I came from but I suppose not enough.
"No, we're all from different regions collectively."
Damien poked me with his fork teasingly. "Go on Pip, I'm curious to know where you might be from. I don't think you described it much to me."
"Well, I originally came from a village in Surrey in South East England. It's not too far from London, which is where Estella is from to my knowledge. My family was rather poor & my parents died at a young age." I explained.
The last time I visited was when I was 9, & I based my travels on a class presentation. I don't believe the students were very interested in it though.
Before my death, I lived alone in South Park, leaving my sister & his husband, Joe, behind back in England.
"What about you, Gregory?" Damien passed the question onto Gregory.
"Ah, well. I came from South Kensington, in London. There is a school I used to attend there called 'Yardale'. I was quite the prodigy there." He smirked in all of his glory, placing a hand on his chest.
"Cool." Damien responded.
"Well, if you're gonna ask us these questions, how about you tell us where you're from, hm?" Estella granted the question to Damien. "How come I never see you here?"
Oh, you poor soul.
"Me? I'm not South Park. Nor am I American or whatever. I dunno if it took you long enough to guess or if I need to spell it out for you but I'm the son of Satan. I am the legend or myth, the.. 'Antichrist'." He waved his hand in a flapping manner as he explained for the whatever-hundredth time that he was Satan's son.
"You're.. joking. Right?" Estella's eye twitched in annoyance.
"Nah. More serious than I'll ever be actually! Although, I'm still partially human. My dad has... gone through a lot of lover interests in his life to be fair. My mother is in hell somewhere but she is human. She's Filipino, and to be honest, for being an Asian mom, she's pretty chill. I hear a lot that Asian moms are very strict so I got lucky with her." He just does not shut up, does he?
I rested my hand on my cheek, leaning my arm on the table as I listened to Damien's rambling. Such a diverse person.
"My dad's gay now though. He's gone through many lovers after I was born. He even dated Saddam Hussein. Which was- erm, yeah. Wasn't great, he was a major asshole!"
"My dad's currently in heaven, fortunately. He died to manbearpig, or so I heard. I only learned that because of Pip's death. I sorta rule hell now, yada ya-" Damien was soon cut off.
"He WHAT?" Estella was the first to point it out.
I immediately slammed my head on the table, groaning. I was very annoyed at how Damien said it so casually.
"Oh, right. He didn't tell you both, did he? My baaaad." Damien you dumbass.
"Okaaaay, you can stop now." I lifted my head, covering Damiens' mouth with my right hand.
"It's a very long story. I had too died to manbearpig. I spent the last, I don't know, 5 or 6 years in Hell with Damien. I was resurrected a few days ago by a... Deal. But, I don't think I'm allowed to go in-depth into it, out of respect for Damien." I tried explaining.
Unfortunately, our conversation was cut short as the bell rang.
We decided that it would have to wait until after school ends.
How am I going to explain this better? I hope I don't have to explain this to any more people because oh my god, this is very frustrating.
Until later, that is.
Chapter End Notes
4/11 : im sorry this was late, we had a power outage :") chapter trivia for your soul: I did research both for where Pip & Gregory were from, Pip's is based off of the actual Philip pirrup character in Great Expectations, which his home was set in a village within Surrey. Gregory's is based off of where Andrew Lloyd Webber is from, whom is the creator of Phantom of the Opera which Gregory's singing voice plays in. I didn't base it off of his singing voice or the character himself as McGillin is American & Phantom of the Opera takes place in France. Andrew Lloyd Webber is, however, from London so I based it off of that.
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