Goblin Slayer Drabbles
Beware the Goblinette!
"Well hello, handsome," The busty goblin with pouty lips and long hair purred.
"DIE," Goblin Slayer cut it down.
"What was THAT?" Priestess blurted.
"Goblinette shortstack. It's a rare goblin breed," Goblin Slayer noted flatly.
"That is just disturbing and wrong," Dwarf Shaman muttered.
"Agreed," Priestess and Lizard Priest agreed.
"Oh goddess, more of them," High Elf Archer noted, shooting one in a bikini.
"And WHY are they all better endowed than me?!" Priestess complained.
Wisely, no one commented on THAT...
To be continued...
Notes: Yes, was inspired by seeing several 'sexy goblin shortstack' arts.
YES I know there are no girl goblins in canon.