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Many thoughts crossed my mind. The sun felt like it was burning my skin and the dull walls became more asphyxiating. Did Sasori really kill Itachi's brother? I don't think I could forgive Itachi if he killed Neji either...

"So, now you know and you too can hate me." Sasori said as he tried to get up. I grabbed his hand and held him.

"Just because you made mistakes, it doesn't mean that you must live with them forever. And nobody hates you, I think Itachi just can't forgive you." I whispered. Look at me being all grown up!

"So how do you propose I fix my mistake then?" Sasori asked sarcastically.

"Well, did you ever say you're sorry?" Sasori started laughing. Yep, still me, haven't grown at all...

"So I should go up to him and say 'sorry I killed your brother, I have regretted it ever since'? I don't think that'll work, brat." He whipped some tears from his eyes. "I haven't laughed like that in years!"

"Sorry for being so stupid that I'm making your laugh, but I know that apologies do not count unless you mean them and say it to the person you have wronged!" I pouted.

"I don't think you are stupid, just naïve. I don't think an apology will salvage anything. Besides there is you. If my marriage works out, what will happen to you?" Sasori asked as he sat next to me and petted my hair.

"I will go back to my house and continue to look for my one. I am used to be tossed around by men; I will survive this like I did the previous ones." I lied through my teeth.

"Lies, little angel. I have lied to myself for many years, so I would appreciate it if you were honest with me." I couldn't look at his hazel eyes, since I knew waterworks were close.

"Okay, it would suck ass." But how? How would all three of us be happy?

"My King" He bowed down to Sasori and then turned to me. "Master Deidara, King Itachi is asking for you." A servant interrupted us. An idea popped into my head all of a sudden. I know how to fix this!

"Take us there then!" I grabbed Sasori's hand tightly and pulled him with us. The servant seemed hesitant but did as he was told. Once we reached what looked like a balcony-garden, I marveled at how pretty all the flowers were. There close to the railing stood Itachi, his back turned to us as he gazed at the horizon. His long black hair roamed freely in the soft breeze. Next to him, a dining table filled with fruit and chocolate and so many candles and roses; so romantic! I want to pour all that chocolate on him and then have it.

"And you can do so..." Itachi turned to face me with a smirk that faded instantly when he saw Sasori.

"What is the meaning of this Deidara?" He asked eyes narrowing in on Sasori who almost hid behind me. "Well, I have a request!" I beamed at him.

"If that request involves Sasori then forget it."

"You said that you would make me happy no matter what because my happiness if your happiness!" I pouted. So you lied... Itachi sighed.

"Alright, what is it you want? A husband and a boyfriend?" He asked leaning back on the railing.

"Actually no. I want a throuple!" I smiled at him. Itachi raised a brow, and Sasori looked at me questioningly.

"You must forgive my lack of knowledge in this century's lingo, but what is this 'throuple' you need?" Itachi finally asked.

"It is a three way couple. That way we can fix this awkward situation and be with each other." I explained looking between Sasori and Itachi.

"Sometimes I forget how childish and pure you are..." Itachi said holding his temple with his hand. I'm not stupid!

"Sasori also wants to tell you something!" I urged Sasori in front of me.

"I..." He looked at me panicked.

"What is it? Speak!" Itachi seemed like he had no patience when it came to Sasori.

"I'm sorry for what I did. I regret killing your brother more than anything I did in my life." Sasori said looking anywhere but Itachi.

"I thought we had a deal! I have-" "Yeah, yeah. But you can't disregard someone's feelings, especially when they have regretted what they've done!" I cut Itachi off. His eyes widened.

"So, you know?"

"Yes. Sasori told me everything. I am not expecting you to forgive him overnight Itachi. I know it is hard. But I want all of us to try and make us happy. This is the only thing I will ask of you, to try..." Itachi's gaze softened and he looked between me and Sasori.

"I am utterly speechless when it comes to you..." He whispered as he sat down on the table. Does that mean yes?

He smiled up at me and nodded. "Although I have no idea how this will work." Itachi noted.

I beamed and run to him, straddling his lap as I kissed his face. "Thank you, thank you!" I turned to Sasori, but he was not as happy as I was. He was clenching his chest and looked awkward and lost, so far away from us, like he wanted to flee.

"Doll? Join us..." I told him in a soft voice, but he just stood there, his eyes on the floor.

"Husband, come here." Itachi ordered. That woke him up since he jerked his head up and walked towards us stopping inches away.

"What's wrong beautiful?" I asked catching his hand in mine.

"I... don't think this is a good idea." He whispered avoiding my eyes. I didn't need to be a vampire to know what he was thinking; he was scared. I pulled him into a hug, while still seated on Itachi's lap. He tensed up but hugged me back. I glanced at Itachi. Make him feel more welcome! He is afraid. I was getting the hang of him listening in on my thoughts! HA, not an idiot.

Itachi smirked at my thoughts and caught Sasori's head by the hair softly, pulling towards him and kissing him. If I had thought that Sasori was tense before, this was frozen statue level. He looked paler than a ghost and trembled all over. Since our hug was broken, I was left to watch them make out. This is so hot! Oh God, oh God! They are both so hot and beautiful! And they like me! I am sooo hard! I hope they don't notice...

Something hard was digging into my backside and I blushed looking up at Itachi, who was staring at me intensely while making out with Sasori. Damn...I awkwardly pried myself away slowly, standing up and trying to leave quietly but Sasori caught my hand before I could leave.

"Where are you going? You started this, are you having second thoughts?" He accused me, eyes narrowing from were he was kneeling.

"Um... no... I just remembered I have to do something!" I lied embarrassed. "What is more important than this?" Sasori pouted.

"I... Nothing, really... just..." What should I say? I came in my pants because you two are smoking hot?

Itachi's deep chuckle, shocked both Sasori and me. Wow, I didn't know he could make that sound...

His chuckle stopped and turned into a genuine smile.

"I cannot believe you could both think the same thing at the same time..." I was gob smacked and apparently so was Sasori.

"Dei, no need to feel embarrassed in front of us. You can go change underwear if you want. We'll be here..." Itachi gave me permission to leave. Sasori's eyes gleamed as he too understood my situation.

"Too hot for you brat?" Sasori smirked.

"Yeah, got a problem?" I pouted and almost melted at his smirking face; how can someone be this pretty? Why is he with me?

"You are pretty yourself Dei, never forget that." Itachi answered my thoughts.

I stood there, my underwear soaked, and thought about that.

"I know that I asked for this... throuple... But you guys need to give me some time..." I whispered, my voice sounding extremely weird even to me. "I mean, I don't think I can have sex with both of you, since, you know, watching you kiss made me this way." I pointed at my junk.

Another melodic chuckle was heard; Sasori.

"Husband! This child is the best gift, simply perfect!" He smiled, earlier tension between them seemed to have dispersed.

"I agree, maybe he is what we always needed; maybe it is fate." Itachi agreed, petting Sasori's hair, who was now laying his head on his lap.

"I could not agree more..." Sasori stared deep into my eyes, making me blush crimson and hold my breath. Fuck...

Sasori's eyes roamed my body, making me shiver and stopped at my problem area, making me blush harder. "Someone is up again." He smirked at the revelation.

"I told you, you are too much! I am only a guy! Cut me some slack." I whined.

"We apologize, you are just too fun to tease." Itachi told me.

"Well, this is not teasing, this is bullying! I... need to go now! I have to change clothes." I said and walked inside.

"Take a shower and wear your nightwear, then come to my room. We will be waiting for you." Itachi said as I reached the door.

"Or wear nothing." Sasori added, making me stop. I turned to look at them expecting them to be smirking at my dumb ass, yet when I turned around, they were looking at me so intensely, with such want and lust, as if they would jump me and destroy me in a second if I gave them permission.

Shit, I came again...