Kuzco kills Sandals via the Electric Chair

Title Says all. has death, and swearing.

[i don't own spongebob or teng]

it all started at Spongebob's pineapple house, one day.

Spongebob Squarepants was watching MermaidMan & Barnacle Boy, when a voice came out from a realistic fish head, "We interrupt this episode of MermaidMan & Barnacle Boy for a brief announcement."

The footage showed a palace, and then words 'Coming Live from Kuzco's Palace'.

then a voice shouted out, "Emperor Kuzco, comin' at ya live from the palace!"

The voice belonged to a young man with black hair, red robes, and a yellow crown, and sandals on his feet.

"And today," Kuzco said on the tv, "We're going to kill the shithead bitch nigga cunt fish, Sandals."

The camera cut 2 an electric chair, where Sandals was, strapped in tight. "Let me go, you shithead jerk!" Sandals yelled. "How dare you do this to me!"

"Well," said Kuzco, "I heard that you were nasty to Spongebob Squarepants once. I watched the scene in the episode 'Stuck in the Wringer', where you and those other Bikini Bottomite jerks scolded him after he insulted Patrick Star, said 'You deserve what you've gotten', and left, without even bothering to help him!"

"I did say he deserved it after what he said," Sandals said in defense.

'Too late for apologies now, jerk." Kuzco said.

Spongebob watched, jaw hanging.

Then, on the TV, Kuzco said, "Let's get to the grub. I am one hungry king of the world." he walked over to a voltage switch. Then, he said, "All children in the audience, cover your eyes."

Kuzco pulled the switch down, and 10000 volts of electricity struck Sandals!

"FUCK YOU, KUZCO, YOU SHITHEAD BITCH NIGGA!" Sandals screamed.

Then suddenly, Sandals fucking exploded, sending blood flying fucking everywhere. Spongebob's jaw hit the ground so hard, it made a whole in the floor.

"Oh! Yikes." said Kuzco on the tv. "That's gonna haunt me in my nightmares."

There was a pause.

Then Kuzco quickly said, "Bye bye."

Then some credits rolled for no reason.

Spongebob stared at the tv, dumbstruck.

Then, the realistic fish head said, "We now return to MermaidMan & Barnacle Boy, already in progress."

The show flashed back to MermaidMan & Barnacle Boy, where it was already in progress.

Spongebob stared at the tv, dumbstruck. "That," he said, "was not the weirdest thing I've seen all day."

All the same, Sandals, the shithead bitch nigga cunt fish that reprimanded Spongebob in the shit episode 'Stuck in the Wringer', had got what he fucking deserved. and he deserved what he'd gotten.

Fuck you, Sandals, you shithead bitch nigga cunt fish!

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