Boruto isn't mine. Hope you have fun reading..
"Yeah I'm gonna be a grandaunt..uh uh..oh yeah.. uh uh!" I did a victory dance without seeing that people was looking at me as if I went insane.
"Who got pregnant, dattebane?" Kushina asked.
"My adoptive niece. I have to tell everyone."
And I thrusted my scythe to the ground and brought back some of the known ninjas of Konoha, including Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama.
"Where am I? It's broad daylight." said Lord Third.
"Chichiue..looks like we are in the land of the living..again." said Asuma
"I wonder how's Tsunade doing?" Said Jiraiya.
"Where's Kakashi?" Said Obito.
"We'll find him, Obito." Rin smiled at him.
"Shisui..have you seen Itachi?" Izumi asked Shisui.
"Jiraiya sensei.." called Konan, Yahiko and Nagato to Jiraiya.
"Hey you three..it's good to see you together. I hope you guys are well." Jiraiya said.
"Aniki, please tell me we haven't been called for battle..again.." Tobirama said.
"Nonsense..look at them! they look happy seeing us." Hashirama said.
"Hashirama-koi..I don't think they look happy. They look shocked and mortified." Said Mito worried.
"You guys! I have good news. The Grim Reaper's wife is pregnant!"
"YAYYYYYY!" Everyone jumped happily and hurrahed.
"I was peacefully enjoying my inarizushi." Madara said.
"The dead can't eat, Madara-san." I said, annoyed at him.
"It's a wonderful news Kali-san. But I already knew about it. Makaria-san told me. We have been best friends for a while." Rin said with a smile.
"Wait a sec.. That's MADARA UCHIHA! Naruto we need to-" Shikamaru said.
"Relax Pop-pop..He is harmless.."
"As long as you don't interfere with my inarizushi..I won't harm you." Madara said.
"He's joking. You know how Uchihas are.."
"Even you Botticellis are like that. Don't stereotype me, Suzune" Madara said.
"Again..it's Sciandrené. Not Suzune. And yes we Botticellis are similar to you Uchihas. Crazy, psychopathic, deadly..."
"Uchihas aren't like that." Sarada said.
"Oh you have no idea my dear, of the true nature of our cla-" Madara started to say.
"Ahem." I said.
"What is it, Suzune?" Madara asked.
"She is a child. She doesn't need to know your crazy psychotic past." I said.
"(Sigh) fine.." He relented.
"So we're coming to visit Mitsuki?" Karin said.
"Yes." Said Orochimaru.
"But why do I have to come?" Karin asked.
"Because you are his side guardian." Said Orochimaru.
"Yes Glasses-girl, even I got dragged. You better come too." Said Suigetsu.
"Shut up, Water-face."
"What's that..? Why are the dead people alive? Looks like someone has used Edo Tensei again" Suigetsu said.
"Jiraiya.." Orochimaru said looking at the white-haired male.
"I can't believe Naruto would leave his post and zoom off like that! That brat ought to have some responsibilities!" Said Tsunade.
"I'm pretty sure it was on something emergency. She has come back to Konoha." Kakashi said.
"Who?" Tsunade said.
"Kakashi!" Iruka came running towards them.
"What is it Iruka?" Kakashi asked.
"That girl came back. The black dressed girl." Iruka said.
"I know. We were going to meet her. Naruto went ahead to look for her." Kakashi said.
"Who is this black-dressed girl who are talking about?" Tsunade asked.
"She is a goddess who looked after Konohamaru when he was young. She is a very skilled fighter too. Even borrowed some of my Icha-Icha books." Kakashi said.
"I did not need to know that." Tsunade said.
"Well you should meet her, Tsunade- sama. You'll like her. Oh here comes Kurenai and Anko." Kakashi said.
"I heard Kali is back. You guys are going to see her?" Anko said.
"Anko-san! Aren't you supposed to be in the academy?" Iruka scolded her.
"Oh come on. Just this once, Iruka. I wanna see my friend."
"Yes. It's been so long since we saw her. I hope she hasn't changed her appearance." Kurenai said.
"Wait..what in the-" Anko said.
"Where is everyone? I'm quite hungry.
I wonder if Hinata-san made food." Kawaki.
The Uzumaki household was empty and Kawaki was looking for its inhabitants.