NotTopText's Crazy Multiverse! Chapter 8 - Fixer Downer
After hearing the tragic tale of Yozareth, I was tuckered and decided to go home. I walked my way home when i noticed an advertisement on a billboard. I looked up.
Me: Ohhhh. Eastburg Home Improvement. Contact us so we can fix your home. I should do that.
I hurried home and when I arrived, I turned on the laptop and went to the company's website. It said: "Do you have a problem with vermin (insects), the toilet, or anything else in your home? Just contact us, and we will fix your home!"
This was amazing. I saw the email address there and sent an email to them. It took a couple of hours to return, so I played a game called Battle Cards online while waiting. Battle Cards is a very fun card game where you collect cards and battle other players. But after a couple of hours around 6 PM, I got a notification. I instantly went to the email and checked it.
The email was:
Hi! We will fix your home, but we cant do it today. We will try do it tomorrow.
-The Eastburg Home Improvement Team
I was a bit mad at them, because the cleaning hadn't been done that day but it was fine. I went to bed early that day. While sleeping I heard a chomping sound from the closet. It felt like someone was eating something. But I had a good night's sleep.
The Next Day
I woke up happily and went to make breakfast. But when I opened the fridge, I was met with a shocking surprise. Almost all the food in the fridge was gone!
Me: AAAAHHHHH!! Where's the food?
I quickly connected it to the eating sounds I heard while sleeping and went to the closet to investigate. But when I opened the closet, I was met with another shocking surprise! Inside was an old man dressed as a cockroach eating my food!
Me: AAAAHHHHH! Why are you here and what do you want?
???: Hehehehehe! I'm The Roach. I eat stuff because its tasty.
Me: ARRRGHHHH!
I went to the computer again, booted up Schmoodle and typed: HELP! THERE'S AN OLD MAN DRESSED LIKE A COCKROACH EATING MY FOOD! WHAT SHOULD I DO? The first answer was. That's The Roach. He's a supervillain with atomic powers. To weaken him, use sour food like lemons.
I found a lemon in the fridge and fed it to The Roach. He began vomiting on the carpet, and the house started smelling stinky.
Me: EWWWW! Thats disgusting.
When he was done vomiting, I just threw him out the window. Then the cleaning team finally came into my house.
Cleaner 1: Hi! We're going to clean your house now. The house is kinda stinky now. You may go into another room of the house.
Me: OK!
The cleaning team cleaned the entire house in about 45 minutes for free. When they were done they left the house.
Me: Bye!
Another awesome chapter of Crazy Multiverse complete.