'we're I'm I, playing Tears of Kingdom for 45-hr straight wasn't good.' The visitor gets dumbfounded as he ends up in the middle of the jungle,' Did I just die…Pandora's my purgatory for not giving Avatar love.' The visitor sees his reflection as Miraidon before acting hysterical,' I'M A LITERAL ELECTRIC DRAGON LIKE MY CHANNEL, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.'
A voice utters as he turns to see a jaribu,' A-B, A-B. Is it too simple for you Matthew or sold I say Animat 505.' Mathew started to suggest he did die,' Grandpa I'm coming for you—.' Cali corrected him,' You're not dead but rather sent here as divine judgment.' His eyes fizzled and widened in horror as he asked,' But….how did I deserve it.' Cali responded with repressed anger with narrow eyes before flying off,' You need to look yourself in Xo.'
Mathew figuring out what trigger respond to end up here,' I wonder why….is it I didn't approve Avatar Frontiers of Pandora enough back in 2021? I should've thought there very decent native Americans than vegan hippies' Mud salmon appear from the mud pool,' hey looks like a coelacanth from monster hun-.' Cali snatch it,' not so environmental.' Mat shrugs as he groans in annoyance,' Uhh mMat I think Ice ages 2-5 are better than despicable sequels.'
He feels humiliated by the comment and looks down while looking for en in woods filled with patterned trees as he shows a massive view of scarlet/ military macaws, flamingos, and keel-bleed toucans.' He decide to eat fallen mangos as he made a pun based on flamingos,'flamangos, I can't believe I made that pun from a gay ass movie.'
Then he spotted Tapirs, anteaters, and crocodiles roosting in harmony as Mat started in glee like a small child before sparking static sneeze startles. An animal rubs his nose as his allergies act up before a shadow loss at him,' What are you guys looking at.' He turns around to see a giant sloth armored with branched antlers,' Wait aren't you extinct.' The troll-like sloth looks angry at him before knocking him out,' OOF.'
A giant armadillo-like entity sees a massive metallic purple dragon,' so this in Electric Dragon 505, I thought he is yellow.' The shaman armadillo drags him to his humble den at tree tops in case he wakes up,' thankfully as a healing shaman I'll give him a lecture.' Later a turquoise motmot pecks him to wake up,' What….what happened.' The dillo responded while going him allergen remedy tea,' I'm afraid you startled my guard sloth with your noises, here this will cover your rhinorrhea.'
Mat is still feeling a little ill while drinking,' thanks I get sick, to the point I remove my tonsils.' Cocopa responded with empathy since he's a healer,' My deepest condolences, no one should be that ill by our bodies own defenses. Hopefully, you're better in no time.' Even being mechanical, his body was still organic from the inside while blushing from congestion,' who knew even cyborgs get very sick.'
Cocopa wrapped him into a blanket made of palm trees as he told a story,' Rest now you need to recharge as I tell you a little story.' He spread fumes from dented candles as he told him as the clouds form animals,' Once there was a coati- Nachi under the care of quetzal- Amaya leaving this very jungle under the guard of Jaguar. Then tragedy strikes as a fissure stroke forces all animals you see to leave their humble wetlands under Gaud an evil snake. Then Nachi said visit me to help and I said to him find his dear family. Then he found a massive jungle with fruits before befriending a butterfly to save the butterflies from the volcano. After the deaths of more butterflies, the coati felt retaliated while aided by jaribu to save the animals from the snake before the volcano made it worse.'
Mathew reacted with a dumbfounded face as the story suddenly went dark,' I….I never expected…..to be that dark….I thought is supposed to find….his family.' Cocopa laughs hysterically from the look on his face,' I thought you found KOATI generic back in 2021 until I spilled what happened til I saw that look a your face.' Mat seethe as he never expected,' I thought it was a-b plot and animation was too cute. The animal made a cute pout face as Cocopa spilled facts,' That's because you're a Disney shill mah-boi as you expect non-Disney animation to be bleak and gritty like Flee.'
Mat feels insulted that he treated an actual masterpiece,' That nice why to things like that, I'm offended.' He pouts as he explains KOATI,' the movie doesn't cater to full-ass grown man in your mother basement filled with creepy Disney shrines, is made for families to show care and love from Latin American jungles with magic realism'. Mat as an animated reviewer realized he missed that part,' I assume it was Disney magic, how did I miss that.'
Cocopa explains the difference within magic within the forest from Disney,' Our magic is based on the unity of Amazon, Mayan lowlands to patanel as all animals connect us all, this not from a wish from an individual which explains Nachi found family was friends along the way.' The animal starts to understand,' So is like the secret life of pets.' The motmot jabs him,' that movies is a boring as the animals in captivity weren't played in nuanced level as I agree with flushed pets.'
Mat gasped Motmot spilled more,' Rio movies and Ecanto have more in common with each other with family and enviro-magic ahahahahahahahahahahahhah.' Animal felt insulted that he compared Encanto to an okay animated film that Cocopa gives context,' that more of a compliment than toy think as Rio addresses birds issues that your mother basement can't comprehend that Ecanto has to explain with Disney's not messed up family.'
Never in many years had Animat felt humiliated by criticism of Martigals,' Cheer up, that made movie intent and special to me with state of minds and emotions.' The dragon regressed into a pout mess,' Well you are supposed to understand psychology.' He looks so useless as man-years of Disney fanatics work fumbled by environmentalism as a frog- Packo appears,' What are you doing here have you caused enough damage to my psyche since macaw pooped on you.'
glass frog laughs at his pathetic mess is worthless,'hahahahaha, don't be so hard on yourself. That's how life is…well in my POV. You expect this frog to be a prude just because I'm a jokester, look at Helluva Boss brother.' Animat blushed as he enjoyed helluva boss as his heartbeat consented,' Aww you're right, not you mention my heartbeat when on frenzy.' Packo expresses his feelings for HB,' Aww buddy I do love Helluva Boss because I'm Harbin fan since five years ago.'
Miriadon is the mightiest of all dragons but can he adapt to the land of magic that he thought he was familiar but there is more to spirituality than wishes and beliefs. He looks at the sun with a sad look,' I wish you here Simba or Tarzan to help me, I'm hopelessly lost in this jungle.' The scarlet macaw and kill-billed toucans look depressed on their look as they can't bear to see dragons fall to depression. He made a cute word carving of Simba in the hope he'll rescue him Nachi the coati appears as he panicked,' Hello friend, you made nice carve work how cute.'
Mat panicked,' Is me…hero that inspired me.' Nachi observed, Lion, dude this is literally on the other side of the planet, what do you expect.' Mat blushes,' is a masterpiece…ditto Tarzan.' Mat lay on his four knees as Nachi comforted him,' Hey buddy I was stating facts as I as a storyteller myself only focused on facts not the history from classical literature just look at Brother Bear is decent but gets hated because is not more literate related.'
Mat listens to his factual related topic,' KOATI story is based on facts as we as animals play a part of Xo, as we provide nature as nature helped us. We have a deep relationship with nature and prioritize safeguarding animals that live. We boosted awareness, inspired and connected with environmental issues. This is not your fairy tale circle of life.'
Animat realized that Xo is realistic that it might be endangered if it falls while animals are doing what they can,' Your you environment message is utilized since you're in constant danger and not tree-hugging hippies.' Nachi jokes about Xo's logic,' Why hug trees if we gather fruits by way is not like your Bambi either since deers don't rule this land- Jaguar does.' Animat tries not to bring Lion King,' So is like Simba…right there no such thing as a circle of life in Xo.'
Animat observes a jaguar mural glyph,' Oh, is like jaguin from Elina but why would I bother to watch pre.' Nachi interrupted him,' Dude I'm 30 yr Coatimundi I love Elina, and that good way to bring up jaqiuns- guardian of valley.' They cross the river by walking on caiman and crocs like they are logs,' let's gather some mangos.' Nachi smells something before spearing a mango right off the tree,' it saves you from dehydration as it feels like 110 F around here.'
The electrolytes from mango charged him as steam came out before turning into his drive mode as his throat extended,' WHAT YOU THE BIKE,' Nachi was tempted to ride as Mat curved his tail as he had to adapt to a new form,' buckle up we going native.' Then once he went to visit Amaya the quetzal, Animat shaded his dragon form to reveal his irritator form- an irritated pyroraptor.
As a fluffy dino form he panics as Amaya is surprised by his colorful plumes,' Ha ha ha, you have colorful feathers. Here have some empanadas with shrimp mole.' While Tapir is plowing for veggies, Amaya lets her time confront Mat for her judgment as he isn't aware of eating the tasty food he had in a while. Amaya with a very annoyed look,' Tell me about Sing films.' He modes with fewer hand waves,' Well too bad as there is no substance in the jukebox, Rio films did better as animals are aware their animals and brazil music- Nigel is not relatable.'
Animat realized that she hates Illumination,' Despicable Me films are great in the first two films, and Rise of Gru because the third one is an annoying villain and Minions are annoying. There is nothing but cash crab for kiddos' Animat attempts to defend while Nachi nodes,' Animation was never kids thing.' They laugh as is not good defense as Nachi explains his favorite movie,' You do better than that like there's Vivo with Caribbean rep but again your gatekeeping VFX fans as they animated fans just not into cartoon stuff man.'
Anima blushes but Amaya eases him,' Is okay but people like her grow up for other stuff like Avatar and will not return to..be an animated fan.' Animat has existentialism dread in stoked as the author moves on,' so how does she like Xo.' Amaya explains,' She does it for other reasons like animals but she's 30 years old and wanted something for her age, at least she loves Bluey.'
Then a beaded lizard- Gorger a herbalist with a venomous bite, comes to the pryroraptor, biting him before feeling dizzy as he sees a massive scorpion demon- Skriton. Despite being poisoned he's determined to fight, Then sees a vision from a pond reflection looking like a dilophosaur with scutes-like bumps on his back, and gets snatched by the scorpion demon claw tile a ground sloth bashed it with branched alters. The sloth is referred to as Gorocco,' Don't mess my patient that I saving him from himself.
He claws the scorpion as it tries to sting him before grabbing it, Animat loses conscience as he sees green-orange iguanas [Conecantosaur] as Gorocco carries him. He sees a massive armadillo spirit- Waakatu armed with 4-6 wings in his vision surrounded by stars, and nebulas as he floats in the void of space. Tentacles appeared out of her nose to detect something that animal grossed out til he turned to see a strider- a wingless Limnorhynchus demon stalking him before getting hit by a tail club,' WHAT- you saved me.'
Then Matt's shadow comes to life, forming a very horrid duck-like demon [vorducken],' what are you waiting for stay in your basement.' Animatt froze in fear as the Vorducken grew teeth and tail while shedding all feathers,' What's the matter Matt-baby afraid of the dark.' The armored angel summoned two moths- Rakkinishu and Rakkamoth to cover his eyes to prevent his demon from getting the worst,' Don'y listen to him you one of us.'
Animatt took out a swamp octopus before eating it, causing the demon to be horrified,' For now, I'll call my demon- Reaver because you're trying to win my ignorance from my mother's basement and you're in the wrong. He bounces at him before delivering a snap track at the neck,' I shout opening Pandora's box when I refuse to see Koati. Now I must repay for my actions'
The angel is revealed to be the armadillo's spirit to send him back to his physical plain,' apologies accepted, is easy to see because you are seeing your true self without involving your demons.'
I'm now supposed to focus on Terra Nova animals, but at least they play a role in Xo similar to many animals of Pandora. Speaking of Pandora, I wonder how these animals adapt on Pandora as many suggestions depend on niches, but I'll select most and let's see how they'll adapt.
First is the animals that started it all the indoraptors or 'slashers' by their wild cousins, they perfectly adapt to hunt hexapede and co-exist with Na'vi. But their biggest competition is thanators and flying cheetahs [hooded panthers] as they must find other niches. they become smaller and evolve into wolf powlers, there the size of viperwolves. First, it might seen disadvantage in size but there swift and more adaptable to live among the aboral Na'vi- they look like a fox-dilophosaur mix.
Limnorhynchus are stork-like pterosaurs that first appeared in Zora chapters as they have similar relations to Japanese cranes. On Pandora, they get hunted by Ikrans so their safety is water but what matters is their size. Their specialization is hunting salmon-like river migratory fish so they have to adapt to a duck-like lifestyle. They become reavers penguin-like pterosaurs that fully adept in the water, Na'vi needs a cute wingman so why not penguins [weavers] (and avoid competition with austrapede)
Eremoceros the gentle giant with antlers are specialized browsers whose only competitors are Titanotheres and soundblast colossus so they become more solitary as they become restricted to mountains. As slow-moving they become more restrictive and rarer as tundra and mountains are the only chance of survival, with few trees their antlers become ram-like horns. That becomes very sturdy Gorocco as there very territorial similar that of gorillas.
Ankyntrosaurus- This is an interesting take as in plain already as soundblast and titanothere in the forest as they compete. On the other hand, low gravity causes them to be speed demons giving them an advantage to escape predators easily. Domesticated by Na'vi and adapted to be swift they become the basilisk. Similar to Direhorses but armored with spikes and thorn tails to fight off prowlers and crawlers in the Western frontier.
Spinoynx- There are caimen creaturs that have been challenged by the western frontier's crawlers so they stay underwater. Relying on ambush to capture large steernbeest they become fully adapted to life on water. This became the Salamandra, a caimen fully adapted to life in rivers thus possessing flippers. With relations with Na'vi and co-existence intelligence, they become river dolphins of Pandora.
Velanosaur- These lizards have tough competition with crawlers in the forest so they become aboral as well becoming solitary ambush predators of plains. They use bright frills to scare off other predators, they are still armored with spines making them the guard dogs of Na'vi.
Gorosaur- This is a tough one as we're talking about the apex predator of Terra Nova descendant of Giganotosaurus. Mostly mentioned by mentioned but Glavenus has some similarities to it. These guys have no issues surviving Pandora other than thanator or occasional Turok, this animal is armored with thick scutes with brow horns as they use thick tails to defend themselves.
The spiked deer nor horned hell pigs are not native to Terra Nova or Xo so that axes out. Sailed panthers/jaguars, is a secret from the last chapter as it explained evolved into Jaquins.
