Hello my fellow readers, writers, and people who have been enjoying this story so far, I'm back with yet another new chapter. In this chapter we're going to be going over the events of the episode of Ben 10 Omniverse titled have I got a deal with you. I don't have anything else to add so without further ado let's get this show on the road.
"Talking"
"Thought"
"Yelling/spell name"
(author's input, location change, time change)
Ben's P.O.V.
Both Mira and myself were currently surrounded by undertown citizens while we were fighting Sunder which he obviously wanted the Omnitrix since it was a one of a kind artifact as he was known to collect and sell to the highest bidder. I had just jumped over his hoverboard that he rode around on from which he had jumped off of and was ready to swing his axe at me while I was Shocksquatch.
I jumped onto one of the stalls that were in the circle and just barely managed to jump off of it in order to avoid the axe as my assumption was right he swung it at me. Mira had hovered behind him and powered up a dark eraser and then shot the orb that was the visual of the attack right at his back which it hit him square on and sent him stumbling forward only the slightest bit.
He quickly recovered and recalled his axe to his hands and then threw it toward Mira who flew higher to avoid it at which point I decided it was time to tackle him to the ground. however, as I jumped up in the air to tackle him to the ground his hoverboard came out of nowhere and knocked me back. He then jumped up and brought his axe with him and landed on his hoverboard so I assumed when it knocked me back he had been getting in position to jump onto it.
He then grabbed his axe and said "just give me your new Omnitrix Ben Tennyson and this can all be over really quick" and I snarked back at him "oh sure since you asked so nicely Eh." He then threw his axe and it started carving small trenches in the ground and he swung in a way that it started coming after me while I was running from it.
I then noticed an alien kid running after what looked like an upgrade ball and I grabbed him and the ball before the throwable part of the axe wrapped around my arm so it wouldn't hit him. He ran screaming in terror and I said "oh geez don't mention it." I then used the throwable part of the axe wrapped around my arm to my advantage to draw Sunder over to me.
He showed his pure skill as he managed to avoid being grabbed and wrapped more of the retractable axe handle around me and started dragging me through the air. As I was suspended in the air from the axe I said to Sunder "last chance for you to quit while you're a head" and he retorted back "last chance for you to keep your head" and I chuckled as if it were funny and shot back at him "oh that was like a joke but smaller."
I then charged up the electricity that Shocksquatch was able to generate and it travelled from the axe to Sunder and his hoverboard. The amount I generate caused his hoverboard to be blow a fuse or something and sent him flying away and he called out as he was flying away "this isn't over" and as Mira landed beside me and we both transformed back to our normal looks I shouted out to him "looks to me like it is." As we were about to go back to the plumber's base someone from the crowd called out to me and Mira "congratulations my boy and my dear I just saw what you did wonderful, wonderful yes indeed absolutely superluative.
But if you want to prevent that run down feeling from turning from beast to humans what you need is a bottle of professor Hokestar's miracle elixir" and since I didn't quite get what he was saying I said "who with the what now." Without even explaining he continued "this is the opportunity of a lifetime professor Blarney T Hokestar's miracle elixir will change everything."
I was kind of uncomfortable this guy and I said "yeah thanks but no thanks" however I was curious so I stuck around in the crowd. He rubbed his four hands together and addressed the rest of the crowd "and how about you my friends do you too doubt the veracity of my fantastic formula's amazing attributes. What's that you demand a brief demonstration" even though I didn't hear anyone say anything about a demonstration.
He continued "then may I have an able-bodied volunteer from the audience uh if you please somebody, anybody." A guy wearing a only a vest with a body that looked like it was made from rocks pushed his way through the crowd and said "I'll do it." This Hokestar I'm guessing his name was because of the fact he was selling a product made by him said "excellent my boy splendid a perfect specimen yes indeed.
Now just for clarity's sake we've never met before have we" and the volunteer said "uh no boss uh I mean professor we have not." Hokestar said "and your name my good sir" and the volunteer replied "they call me plug solid plug" and Hokestar said "of course you are. And now are you ready to have your world forever transformed" and Plug said "sure why not."
Hokestar said "just sprinkle a few drops of my miracle elixir on your scalp, rub vigorously, and in just a few mere moments you have a full head of flowers oh yes and not even in season you know." Solid plug said "it is a miracle I was bald merely moments ago and now forsythe I am not" and Hokestar said "now who will be the next among you to partake of my miracle elixir only two taydens a bottle."
One of the few remaining people in the crowd said "huh not bad" and another said "I'll take one" and the last remaining one said "I'll take two." He handed out the bottles while the people were handing him taydens and he looked at Mira and I said "as you two can see business is booming." I was still skeptical "doesn't prove a thing like they say there's one born every minute" and he responded "ah well there is nothing more I appreciate better than a challenge of a hard sell.
Allow me to try to change your tiny minds" and Mira said "you're wasting your time with us" and he replied "but it's my time to waste now isn't it." He led us toward what I assumed was his shop/ship and as we got there he hurried forward and turned toward us and said "welcome, welcome, welcome to professor Blarney T Hokestar's extraterrestrial emporium if you can't find it here it probably doesn't exist."
He pushed a button on a controller and shelves popped out from the ship and showed a bunch of random looking knick-knacks. I said "it looks like it all second rate" before I noticed a sumo slammer action figure and I said "where did you get this sumo slammers action figure, I've never seen one like it before.
He replied "special limited edition from the concessions of budicon fewer than a hundred ever made if you like it it's your with my compliments." I was immediately suspicious "why so generous" and he said "well it wouldn't be the worst thing in the universe to have a two-person superhero team as my spokespeople for my elixir would it."
I said "give me a minute" and I walked over to where Mira was and she was holding a tattered looking book and I said "what have you got there." She said "I don't know where he got this from but it's one of the most dangerous objects on Earthland it's a book of Zeref." I said "he's this black wizard that you mentioned that created demons along with being immortal right."
She replied "yeah and while I don't know what demon is sealed up inside this book it's too dangerous for it to be on sale" and I said "okay we try throwing in the book along with his offer of us being his spokespeople for that elixir of his." She asked "what are you getting out of this deal" and I held up the sumo slammer action figure" and she said "of course sure let's do it if for no other reason than to get this book out of the public accessibility."
We walked back over to him and I said "we've talked your offer over and we'll do it if you throw in this book as part of the deal." He seemed to be a little surprised and said "oh sure that's perfectly fine even through I've only found that one book no one has been interested in selling it. To be honest I thought it would just sit in my shop and keep taking up space that other things could be occupying."
I said "I guess you're stuff look a little weird but it's harmless enough you got a deal" and we went on our merry way through undertown. As we got back to the main area of undertown I said "so how are you going to store that book until we can lock it up somewhere safe" and Mira responded "I've had Erza teach me the basics of requip magic so I can just store it in a pocket dimension until we find where it would be safest to store it."
I then pulled out my badge and called the plumbers base since I knew Rook was on monitor duty today and I said "Rook you there" and he asked "how did it go with Sunder" and I said "quick he had to catch a flight hey can you look up a professor Blarney T Hokestar on the extranet." He replied "certainly" and after a moment he said "Blarney T Hokestar an intergalactic flim flam man the plumbers don't consider him a threat why do you ask."
I replied "long story I just ran into him I guess it's not that long" and Rook said "well should you two need backup" and I said "I promise we'll call you later." I then hung up and realized that I was still holding onto the action figure and I said to Mira "could you store this in your pocket dimension as well" and she said "sure" and she grabbed it and it disappeared.
As we were walking, I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and ran into someone and I looked up and saw it was a Wildvine cloaked in the shadows given off by buildings. He looked down at us and said "Ben Tennyson, Mirajane Strauss I've been looking for you two." I jumped back a little bit as did Mira and I readied my hand over the Omnitrix and I figured Mira was ready to turn into a Satan soul form at a moment's notice.
The Wildvine stepped out of the shadows and said "you're the guy who turns into different aliens and you're the chick that turns into demons saving the universe is your guy's thing." I then put my arm with the Omnitrix down and said "uh huh" and he said "then you of all people should care that Hokestar is holding a poor harmless alien hostage.
Keeping it deplorable conditions, milking it for that so called professors so call miracle elixir man" and since I was only half paying attention I said "did you say milking." We went back to Hokestar's ship and I knocked a few times on the door while calling out "Professor are you home." I turned to the Wildvine and said "well nobody here we'll have to come back later."
The Wildvine said "dude you can't just give up there's a captive creature in there that needs our help like right now." I said "you'd better be right" and I transformed into Spidermonkey and reached inside the ship through what could be a window and opened the door. As the Wildvine was about to come in I said "we really shouldn't be in here so try to touch anything okay."
He nodded and climbed into the ship and after a moment of looking around at various things he said "what did I tell you this place is like a horror show." Mira said "with everything I've handled both before and after coming here to earth I'd say it's more like a sideshow." I then said "so where's this poor captive creature you were talking about" and my tail must have hit a switch because the light turned on and hole in the floor opened.
Out of the hole came a glowing orb and as it has came up fully the Wildvine said "meet the Screegit one of the most endangered species in the universe." It must have been sleeping because it let out a yawn and Mira was talking to it as if it was a pet calling it cute and everything and I kind of agreed with her on this one.
The Wildvine then said to Mira "hey not cool dudette talking down to him" and Mira said "uh sorry" and the Wildvine was pushing in on one of the orbs that my tail had hit while I was Spidermonkey and I said "what's with the energy globe" and the Wildvine said "This" and multiple little things came down from the ceiling and hooked onto the globe.
They then sucked hard enough to get the little quills on the back of the Screegit locked into them and started extracting some kind of liquid from the quills and then after a process started dropping drops into a bottle that was looked halfway full. I said "okay that's disgusting" and the Wildvine said "I know right Hokestar's abusing this poor creature for profit all of nature's creatures deserve to know what freedom looks like."
He then started chanted "Free The Screegit" over and over and Hokestar appeared in the door holding a blaster and said "Freeze you miserable miscreants move a muscle and I'll blast you where" while stepping forward. He slipped on something and accidently pulled the trigger on the blaster and after a bright flash it was revealed that the blast had missed both Mira and I but had hit the Wildvine.
Upon seeing that I shouted "what did you do" and Hokestar said in shock "egad had just ran right out in front of me I didn't mean to I" but then that pieces of the Wildvine started moving toward the legs that had remained. After a moment he had reformed as he was and he bent down to pick up his glasses and said "wow that was a rush" and he cleaned his glasses real quick before putting them on.
Hokestar then said "my boy I cannot begin to make proper amends for my accidental act of minor mayhem" and I said "you can start by putting that thing away" and he almost lost hold of it for a second time but quickly managed to catch it and threw it outside the ship. He said "oh yes now if I might be so bold to ask what precisely are you two rapscallions doing in my ship in the first place.
The Wildvine bent over slightly to get in his face and said "you know perfectly well who I am and what I'm doing here." Hokestar seemed to not really know and said "refresh my memory" and the Wildvine said "I'm Pax alien right's activist" and I said "wait what" and before I could say any more he wrapped an arm over my shoulder and coughed and said "and we're here to free the poor Screegit from it's life of torment."
Hokestar said in disbelief "torment my boy I am merely doing the Screegit a kindness like earth cows the milk in it's system must be released with startling regularity." Pax said "What kind of fools do you take us for" and Hokestar said sarcastically I think "what are my options." Mira said "uh Pax was it I don't know this Screegit does look pretty happy more like a pet really than a hostage."
Pax said "what's the difference" and Hokestar said "well for one I treat the Screegit as if he were my own kin" and Pax responded "you keep your family locked up in a cage." Hokestar said "it is for his own safety of course and ours" and Pax said "you can't do this its like a travesty man" Hokestar fired back "it's not up to you radical" and the while I had been trying to get a word in but they were ignoring me.
I said "fine ignore this" and I pulled the orb holding the Screegit out of the machine it was in and I started walking past them and said "until I know what's what the Screegit's coming with us" and Mira and I started walking toward the door. They both tackled us and Pax said "every creature belongs to itself" and then Solid Plug from earlier appeared and headbutted both Pax and myself against the back wall.
I said "you're going to be really sorry you did that" and I activated the Omnitrix and transformed into Ampfibian and Mira turned into her first Satan soul form and flew up knowing what I was going to do. I then slammed three of my arms against the floor of the ship and electrocuted all three of them however it only affected Pax and Hokestar.
Solid plug chuckled and said "tickles" and I said "just our luck" and I flew behind him and tried electrocuting him with as much wattage as I had when I was doing it to all three but focused only on him. He chuckled again and said "it's my turn" and grabbed me by the tentacles and started spinning me around above his head and threw me into a wall which caused me to drop the container holding the Screegit.
I said "all your tough guy" as he picked it up and I pushed the machine that was for milking the Screegit which caused the vacuum things to turn on and suck him up by his vest as I turned it all the way up. Mira picked up the Screegit container and I said "hang in there" to Solid plug and we walked out of the ship. He then shouted out "Get back here Ben Tennyson Solid Plug's not through with you" however we just ignored him.
Hokestar who seemed to have recovered from being electrocuted along with pax said "my dear boy you have no idea what you two are doing bring back the Screegit." Pax however said "no, no free the Screegit" however we ignored both of them and flew up to Bellwood. As we were flying through the sky I called Rook on the built-in communicated on the Omnitrix and said "yeah we're on our way in right now Rook and we have some rare Screegit."
Rook in surprise said "you two have a Screegit on Earth" and I said "well I took it from a couple of aliens for safe keeping it's no big deal." The containment orb then shattered in Mira's hands and the Screegit started falling down to the earth. We went down to grab it just as I landed the Omnitrix timed out and Mira dropped her takeover probably thinking that there would be no trouble.
However we were proven wrong when a car had slammed into another one and people were running from around the corner. We went to where people were running from only to see that the Screegit had grown massive and now had acid spit. I said "what happened the universes cutest fuzzball is suddenly looking a lot less cute" and Rook said "the Screegit it not just rare it's incredibly dangerous."
I said "you don't say" and Rook said "I'm on my way" and Pax had appeared behind us and after watching the destruction that was going on he said "where's the Screegit." I said "first start by telling it what happened to it" and he said "I have no idea I mean Screegit's only react like this in a nitrogen filled environment but you earthlings breath oxygen."
Mira said "surprise Earth's atmosphere had nitrogen in it too pal" and he said "Well why didn't you two tell me." I said "why didn't you ask it's not the kind of thing that just comes up in conversation" and I mimicked what I thought would go down if it were "oh hi my name's ben my atmosphere is rich in nitrogen how about yours."
As we were doing that the Screegit started moving away from us and causing mass destruction and as we ran off to deal with it Pax said "please you got to stop it without hurting it" and having it past my breaking point with just him I said "yeah sure." I transformed into Swampfire and shot fire under it which was quickly put out by the Screegit's acid spit.
The Screegit then rested on top of a gas station overhang and some of the acid spit must have hit the gas pumps and caused a massive explosion however it just walked off without a care in the world. As I timed out Pax asked "so what now man" and Mira said "so we track him down and capture him man." I activated the Omnitrix again and before slamming down on the core I said "come on fasttrack" and the Omnitrix turned me into Wildmutt.
Pax said "why are you a vulpimancer" and instead of trying to explain since Vulpimancer's can't talk I motioned for him to get on my back. He said "I don't know man I'd never ride a fellow being it's degrading" and instead of debating him on that I picked him up and place him on my back behind Mira and took off after the Screegit.
As we were running after the Screegit he said "I tell you man this day keeps getting weirder and weirder" and we caught up to it he said "oh man it smashed right through those tracks" and then noticed the train and added on "and that makes the problem substantially worse." just as I timed out and Mira obviously knew what the beeping meant but Pax however didn't.
As I timed out he was still on my back and after he got off I activated the Omnitrix again and said "okay Omnitrix I need something big to stop that train. The Omnitrix then transformed me into Jury rigg and I said "Jury Rigg how does this help anybody" and then I activated it while it was in it's belt mode and transformed again only this time into Grey matter.
"Grey matter seriously" and as I was about to transform again probably into something smaller Mira said "what me to give it a shot" and I said "can't be worse than what we find ourselves in now." She slapped the Omnitrix symbol on my back and I actually got Bloxx and I said "this I can work with" and I jumped up and connected the rail with my body forming into makeshift tracks and I said under my breath "man is this going to hurt.
I was right it did hurt and as I jumped back down as the train had safely crossed the hole in the tracks Pax said "awesome" and I said sarcastically "glad you enjoyed it so much." He said "so what do we do now" only to be tackled by Solid Plug and Hokestar said "use your noodle my boy you're a segmantasapian."
In kind of surprise I said "is that what I am" and I quickly changed my tune "so" and Hokestar said "so I have met your kind before if you transform your body to surround the Screegit in an airtight shell and allow me vacuum away the nitrogen the little dickens should revert to a more containable size." I said "okay stay back and let me take care of king fuzzy face I'll yell when I'm ready for you" and he said "I am at your beck and call."
Pax had just gotten Solid plug off of him and started stomping on him and said "just remember innocent, harmless creature" and I said "tell that to the transit authority. As Mira and I caught up to the Screegit I transformed my body into a wall and said "hey drool meister that's far enough. However instead of stopping and letting me contain it I got spit on with acid spit and Mira then shot a fire hydrant with a dark eraser which caused it to spill and I stepped into the water stream for the acid to be washed away.
I said "this is not going to be easy" and Mira said "I have a plan" and as we were running/flying beside the Screegit I said "I'm open to ideas" and she said "I'll blast with a rain of my evil shower at it in order to stop it and then you surround it as Hokestar said." I said "it's the best plan we have so far" and she flew far enough ahead so she could form the orb that the evil shower started from.
She then shot it out and as her plan suggested the Screegit stopped moving while trying to dodge the evil shower bullets. I then got at it's back and then formed myself into an airtight shell in order to keep it contained and as Mira flew up to me I said "go get Hokestar" and she said "no need" as he had appeared at the bottom of the shell I created.
It was just in time too because the Screegit just as it was about to break free the fighting from the Screegit stopped and I said "Professor" and he said "it's over my lad you can let go of it now." I did so and he quickly put it in another containment orb and as Hokestar picked it up Pax said "no free the Screegit" only for Mira to grab it from his raised-up hands and she said "are you serious you know what it does here."
As he was chasing him Rook, who had just arrived on scene with a few other plumbers, had caught Pax and Bola from his proto-tool and he knelt down and grabbed the containment orb and said "we'll take possession of the creature now." Pax, who was now in handcuffs, said "go ahead lock me away then I'll get to experience how my caged Alien brethren and sisteren feel."
I said "so it's a Happy ending for everyone" and Hokestar said "indeed and now with your kind permission I shall take my Screegit and be" but I cut him off "Handcuffed to that nutjob for a year if you so much as think about touching that Screegit." He went back on what he was wanting to do "Screegit what Screegit I've never heard of the thing in my life no indeed.
Now if you'll excuse my haste departure pleasured to make your acquittance I'm looking forward to your endorsement of my product Ben Tennyson and Mirajane Strauss." Rook then said "the professor's motives I can understand that Pax fellow not so much" and Mira said "he means well which makes him even more dangerous."
Yet another chapter done in the next chapter we'll be going over the events of the episode of Omniverse titled it was them which honestly Is one of my least favorite episodes but it's an important episode since Ben unlocks Crashhopper in that episode. Anyway I don't have much to add so until next time this is Diamondholder signing off
