(The scene opens with Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons sitting at the news desk)
Tom: (serious tone) Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker, and welcome to the Quahog Evening News. We have a special announcement to make tonight.
Diane: (smiling) Yes, Tom. We've been getting a lot of questions lately about our relationship.
Tom: (clearing up) That's right, Diane. And we want to set the record straight. We are not dating.
Diane: (agreeing) That's right, Tom. We're just colleagues and friends.
Tom: (emphatically) Yes! We're like brother and sister, except without the sibling rivalry.
Diane: (laughing) Exactly, Tom. And we want to assure our viewers that our professional relationship is just that - professional.
Tom: (smiling) So, let's put these rumors to rest once and for all. We're not dating, and we're not going to date.
Diane: (smiling) And we're happy to continue bringing you the news together, as friends.
Tom: (smiling) That's right, Diane. And now, let's get to the news!
(The scene ends with Tom and Diane continuing the news broadcast, with a friendly and professional demeanor)
(Just then, Peter Griffin walks into the newsroom)
Peter: (excitedly) Hey, Tom! Hey, Diane! I heard you two are dating!
Tom: (frustrated) Peter, we just cleared up that rumor! We're not dating!
Peter: (disappointed) Oh, okay. Well, can I still get a selfie with you two? My Instagram followers would love it!
Diane: (laughing) Peter, this is a newsroom, not a photo studio!
Peter: (persistent) Come on, just one selfie! I promise I won't post it with a caption that says "Tom and Diane's love nest"!
Tom: (sighing) Fine, Peter. But just one selfie, and then get out of here!
(Peter takes a selfie with Tom and Diane, making a silly face in the background)
Peter: (excitedly) Thanks, guys! This is going to get so many likes!
(Peter walks out of the newsroom, still excitedly chattering to himself)
Tom: (shaking his head) Well, that was a distraction.
Diane: (laughing) At least we set the record straight, Tom!
Tom: (smiling) Yes, we did. And now, let's get back to the news!
(The scene ends with Tom and Diane continuing the news broadcast, with a friendly and professional demeanor)
