It was Easter and the Delaires had decided to host a charity Easter party. Red appreciated these things because the Delaires were pretty genuine in their desire to donate to the needy.
Honestly, it was pretty fun all things considered. People were chatting, children were playing, and the Khatri, Spiegel-Pryce, Mendenhall, and Flagg families had also pitched in due to their close connections with the Delaires.
However, there was one issue Red did indeed have with the whole thing...He had to be the Easter Bunny.
Now, it wasn't completely awful. He enjoyed making the kids smile and laugh as he set up the Easter Egg Hunt and everything. Though he was annoyed at how hard Madeline laughed at how silly he looked.
"How are you enjoying yourself, Red?"
Red turned and smiled to see Emmy there. She was dressed in a blue button jacket with a red scarf, a bunny ear headband, a polyester skirt with white polka dots and frills complete with a fake bunny tail, and holding an Easter basket in one hand.
It complimented her quite nicely, Red mused.
"Can't complain...though I feel like a total doofus in this costume." Red said, looking down at his current attire. "I doubt the kids would like me if they saw what I looked like underneath."
Emmy shook her head. "Don't be so silly. The kids all look up to you regardless of how you're dressed."
"Honestly, you look practically adorable like that." Molly giggled as she stepped in and both Ben and Emmy gawked at what she was dressed in.
The Mendenhall's Nandroid was clad in a hot pink bunny girl suit...the kind found in casinos or strip clubs. She also had a yellow bow tie and a pink bunny ear headband.
'GREAT GOOIGLY MOOGLY!' Red thought, steam escaping from his head based coolers. 'SHE'S HOT!'
…A phrase he had mixed feeling about thinking.
"Molly, what on EARTH are you wearing?!" Emmy shouted in a mix of fear and embrassment, trying to shield the children's innocent eyes from Molly.
"I thought you said to come dressed in bunnysuits!" Molly replied in an exasperated tone.
Emmy looked at her flatly. "No, I said to come dressed AS a bunny. An EASTER bunny. For EASTER."
"Oooh...that's our bad." Polly said, also wearing a casino bunny girl outfit with a white collar and blue tie. Unlike Molly, she was a bit more modest by having a maroon jacket and leggings.
'Kind of like a business woman.' Red mused.
"Uhhh..." Franny muttered, looking over her costume which was based on the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland, complete with a pocket watch. "Does this count?"
"Well, it's a rabbit, so I guess it does." Red shrugged while also avoiding looking at Molly, his pale cheeks bright red.
"The bunny costume thing is today, right?" Amy asked excitedly, wearing an absolutely adorable bunny onesie.
'…Her innocence must be protected at any cost.' Red and Emmy wordlessly said together.
"That it is, Amy." Emmy smiled. "And I'm glad you brought the RIGHT kind of costume!"
The others looked embarrassed for a moment, before Amy adopted an evil smile
'Oh boy….'
"Well, that's not to say we can't appreciate our designs, right, Red?" She asked as she sauntered over, a saucy sway in her hips.
"No! No, bad Molly!" Emmy chatsized her. "You do not..POLLY!"
"Well, big fella?" Polly, blinking cutely asked. "Which of us wears the bunny ears better?"
Red blushed and began to feel funny.
"Hey no fair, you two are going for sexy!" Franny humped. "Besides, Red'll prohably appriate a more intellectual rabbit character, right Red?"
Well, she wasn't wrong…
"Wait, what's Sexy mean again?" Amy asked innocentlyt, making all wince, just as…
"Oh wait! WHAT TIME IS IT?!" Dr. Kharti called out, drawing Red out of his worries, and judging by the volume, having done once or twice already.
"Oh whoop! That's my que! Byeeeee!"
And with that, the cyborg raced to greet the kids, being sure to modulate his voice to sound like Peter Cottontail as he did so.
"…None of you go near him." Emmy declared. "…And for the love of Asimov, Molly! Cover yourself!"
EMMY
After the party had ended, Red sighed in contentment as he removed his Easter Bunny costume and prepared to join everyone for dinner. The five families had all decided to get together and enjoy themselves.
"Thank god THAT'S over. I was gonna overheat in that thing if I had to keep looking at Molly all day..."
"Awww, that hurts my feelings..."
Red suddenly noticed that Molly was there and so was Polly, both of them still glad in their bunny-suits with Molly holding and stradling Polly, who had her legs wrapped around her and her arms behind her head.
"Hey, Red~! Wanna play with us?"
"You never DID say which one of us was prettier, big boy…And we know yoiiu liked what you sw."
Now, in all fairness, there was no 'proper' way to respond to the sight of two beautiful nanoids in bunny costumes in such a seductive pose.
Yes, you read right; seductive.
And if there was any doubt now, it was now gone; Red was officially attracted to Nanoids. And yes, Molly and Polly were beautiful…but then Emmy entered Red's mind
"Um, Red? You're leakng."
Glancing down, Red saw that he was indeed leaking…from his nose.
"…Excuse me for just a moment."
And with that, the cyborg jumped out the nearest window and ran as fast as he could, his mind muddled and spinning with the beautiful bots in bunny body suits he had seen that day.
"Well, I think we opened him up~." Molly giggled as she and Polly watched him leave from the window, Emmy then glaring at them before she raced after Red, demanding he come back…and asking what her two friends had that she lacked.
The kids ate and laughed, oblvious to all the drama and just thinking Red was being silly, some of their parents joining them. Ted and Angela just smirked, happy to have put their boy on the path of finding happiness.
HAPPY EASTER!
A tiny little chapter Knightmare Lord came up with. Hope you liked it!
Stay safe, warm and enjoy your Easter celebrations!
