Chapter 30: Bride of Robotnik:

Sonic's POV:

Tails, Knuckles, and me were taking on Sleet and Dingo.

"We're going to enjoy taking you down, Traitor," says Sleet.

"I'm no traitor," says Knuckles.

Sleet then turns Dingo into an elephant, but as soon as he tries to attack, Knuckles picks him up and throws him to Sleet. I then grabbed a rope and used my speed to tie them up. Sleet and Dingo then hopped away.

Dr. Robotnik's POV:

"I grow tired of the constant failures," I said, "but... there is... something else that bothers me."

"What is it, Sir," asks Snively.

"I can't explain it Snively, but I feel a strange sense of... loneliness... it started happening whenever I took time to spy on the Freedom Fighters. Observe." I showed Snively images of the times Sonic has helped Sally, times Knuckles has been with Julie-Sue, and Antoine and Bunnie's moments.

"I see a pattern Sir," says Snively, "I believe your cold, black, metalic heart is longing... for love!"

"Could it be possible," I asked.

"Yes, but there is one problem," says Snively.

"True, no woman on Mobius would be proud to be Mrs. Robotnik," I said, "I know, I'll build one! A robot wife!"

"Remember what happen to those other robots you built? Breezie and Robotink, Jr.," asks Sleet.

"Yayh! Thy weah nahsty, schaemin, and rawtten," says Dingo.

"I know. Perfect! Until they turned against me," I said, "Breezie, my super spy robot. She ran Sonic ragged. But she betrayed me."

"I say 'Bad riddance to a good robot'," says Sleet.

"Yayh! And thaht goes double faw Robawtnik Jr.," says Dingo.

"Junior, I built him to be like a son with my own nasty disposition," I said, "but still, he turned on me. I want them!"

"Why, Sir," asks Snively.

"I'm gonna take off their heads and see where they went wrong," I said, "when I build my robot wife, I'm gonna make sure she won't betray me. Now go or I'll take your heads off!"

Espio's POV:

I was meditating when I saw Junior. "What are you doing," I asked.

"I'm just spray painting the playground," says Junior.

"Very well," I said. Then Sleet and Dingo grabbed Junior. I tried to go after them, but they got away!

Amy's POV:

I was watching my new favorite show. It's a talk show hosted by Breezie. "Lost love, how far can you go to find it? Let's find out," says Breezie. Then Sleet and Dingo appeared on TV and grabbed her.

Junior's POV:

I don't know where I am, but this robot hedgehog girl dropped in. "Who are you," I asked.

"I'm Breezie. Who are you?"

"I'm Junior."

"You here to rescue me, Junior," asks Breezie.

"I'm gonna rescue us! First, let's get this stuff off of you," I said. I tried to get the bandages off her, but I ended up tying us both up.

"You're making things worse," says Breezie, "oh, I wish Sonic were here! He'd get me out of this mess!"

Sonic's POV:

Tails, Knuckles, and me were on our way to free Breezie and Junior. Espio and Amy told us what happened.

"There they are! Let's go," says Tails.

"Cool your heels, keed! The speedmeister's got this under control," I said. I then jumped on the van and found the satelite dish. "Cool! This tin crates got its own can opener!" I then used the satelite dish to slice a hole in the top of the van. I then jumped in and found the two. "Well, how do you like that? My two favorite robots all nice and cozy!"

"Sonic! My hero! I knew you'd save me," says Breezie.

"Hey, big whoop! I could have done it, too," says Junior.

"Why didn't you, then," asks Breezie.

"I was gonna," says Junior.

"Come on, let's save the sweet talk for when we're out of here," I said.

"I'll help you," says Junior.

"I can do it myself, thank you," says Breezie.

"Boy, she's sure one tough robo-gal," says Junior, "I think I like her!"

. . .

We got out and Breezie and Junior see Knuckles. Breezie gasps in horror.

"Look out, Sonic," says Junior, "it's Knuckles!"

"It's okay Guys," says Tails, "like you, Knuckles is reformed."

"He was never really evil, just on the wrong side," I said.

"Aren't you the kid who made me think Sonic was bullying you," asks Knuckles.

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... no," says Junior, "that was some other robot kid made to look like a younter Robotnik!" Junior then smiles nervously. Knuckles then walks away. "See how I was smart enough to avoid a fight?"

"How shall I put this? I know; 'Big whoop'," says Breezie.

"Wow! You talk just like me," says Junior.

"I wasn't talking like you, I was making fun of you," says Breezie.

"Oh," says Junior.

"That wasn't very nice, Breezie," I said.

"Never mind him, did you miss me, Sonic, sweetie? Huh," asks Breezie.

"Sure, I did! I even wrote a poem about you! I miss my Breezie, I miss her a lot, but it makes me queasy, cause' she's a robot," I said.

"Oh, Sonic, you're so sweet," says Breezie. She then kisses me, but I lost all interest when I accepted that she's a robot.

Dr. Robotnik's POV:

I have created my robotic wife. I shall call her Omletta. Sleet and Dingo then came in. "Where are Breezie and Junior? I'm ready to pick their brains," I said.

"They got away," says Sleet.

"Sonic," I said, "I want you to fix this while I plan to turn Robotnik Falls into Robotnik Cliffs. I'm gonna get rid of all that unsightly water! I'm not taking any chance of Omletta getting wet and short-circuiting!"

"And if you dam the river, there'll be no more water for crops, and everybody'll go hungry," says Sleet.

"Exactly! A famine! Thousands of starving Mobians! The perfect wedding gift to myself," I said, "now, go and get those renegade robots!"

Junior's POV:

I'm depressed. "Hey, Junior! Why you lookin' so sad," asks Tails.

"I just met the coolest robot girl," I said.

"You mean Breezie," asks Tails.

"Yeah. But she likes Sonic, not me! Look," I said.

"I don't know what I would have done without you. You're so brave," says Breezie.

"Ah, it was just your average hedgehog heroics," I said.

"Don't worry about it, Junior. Sonic only thinks of Breezie as a friend," says Tails.

"But that's not the way she thinks of him! She'll never like me as much as Sonic," says Junior.

"Kid, take my advice," says Knuckles, "get manly. Other wise, I don't like your chances."

"I heard everything from the trees," says Sticks, "don't listen to Knuckles, I still don't trust robots, but I have real advice to help you."

"If he tried your thing, would you date him," asks Knuckles.

"No, but that's just because I don't trust robots," says Sticks.

"I have an idea," says Tails, "just be a hero like Sonic!"

"Let's see, angry guy, paranoid girl who doesn't like robots, or smart boy," I said, "Smart Boy it is!"

"See that big hole," asks Tails, "I'll pretend to fall, and you can pretend to save me!"

"Then she'll think I'm a hero, too," I said.

"Right," says Tails.

"But what if I blow it and you really fall," I asked.

"How can I really fall when I can really fly," asks Tails.

"Let's try it," I said.

Sonic's POV:

"But it could never work out between us, Breezie," I said.

"Why not," asks Breezie.

"I'm a hedgehog on the go, and well... after all, you are a robot," I said. I then heard Tails crying for help. "Like I said, I'm always on the go!" I then ran to rescue Tails.

"Sonic, you weren't supposed to save me," says Tails. Junior then falls in the hole. "Junior was supposed to save me!"

"Well, now I gotta save him," I said. I then saved Junior.

"What a hero," says Breezie.

"Sonic," asks Tails.

"Of course not, silly! Sonic," says Breezie.

. . .

"Hey, Junior, you remind me of what the jockey said to the horse," I asked.

"What did the jockey say to the horse," asks Junior.

"Why the long face?" Tails and I then laughed.

"You can laugh. Breezie likes you," says Junior.

"She'll like you, too! She just needs to get to know you," I said, "Go talk to her. We'll freedom fight somewhere else for a while! And give her these Mobisia Marvelosa Merigoldias! They're her favorite!"

Junior's POV:

As soon as I walked over to Breezie, we got grabbed by Sleet and Dingo again!

. . .

"Ah, there's nothing I like to see better than my robots getting along together! Except for them to get along with me," says Robotnik.

"Are you gonna take their heads off now, your nastiness," asks Sleet.

"Cahn we wahtch," asks Dingo.

"Certainly," says Robotnik.

Sonic's POV:

Tails, Knuckles, and me were looking for Junior and Breezie. Sticks had to return to Angel Island. "Where could they be," I asked.

Junior's POV:

"Ah, here's the problem! Junior's Nasty Neural Netlink is on the fritz," says Robotnik, "no wonder he went nice."

"Hey, Robotnik, stop playing mind games with us," I said.

"Yeah, we're not in the mood for brain teasers," says Breezie.

"Junk these ungrateful gizmos," says Robotnik, "I don't need them anymore! Now I know why they turned against me, and how to keep my new bride staying loyal!"

"So, I don't get to meet my new Mom," I asked, sarcastically.

"You lost the right to call her 'Mom' a long time ago," says Robotnik.

Sonic's POV:

"Sonic, how we ever gonna find em'," asks Tails.

"We've just gotta keep our heads about us, kid," I said.

"That's easy for you to say," says Junior. We then saw their pieces in the junk pile.

"Sonic! I knew you'd come and save us," says Breezie.

"Tails, can you put them back together," I asked.

"I'm on it," says Tails, "but... touching Breezie's parts might be a little... awkward..."

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone," says Breezie, "by the way, Robotnik's going to dam up the great waterfall and cause a terrible drought!"

"Sleet and Dingo were braggin' about it after they captured us," says Junior.

"I'm on it," I said.

"I'll come with you," says Knuckles. We then headed off.

Junior's POV:

Tails just put me back together. "Now, I'm gonna try Breezie," says Tails. He then gulps. "You mind looking away."

"No problem," I said. I have to run and stop Robotnik before Sonic and Knuckles do anyway!"

Tails' POV:

It was embarrassing, but I managed to put Breezie back together. "Thanks Tails," says Breezie, "and I'm sorry it made you uncomfortable."

"It's how Robotnik made you," I said.

"Where's Junior going to do," asks Breezie.

"He's trying to impress you," I said, "he really likes you!"

"Really? Junior likes me? Gee, I guess I've been paying so much attention to Sonic, I didn't even notice," says Breezie, "he is kinda cute."

Sonic's POV:

Knuckles and I got there and there's this robot lady in the way. "Hello, I'm Mrs. Robotnik, but you can call me Omletta!"

"Just when you thought he couldn't get any weirder," says Knuckles.

"I'm afraid I can't let you stop my husband!" She then grabs us and tosses us around.

Junior's POV:

Sleet and Dingo have dammed the river. I have to do something. I then saw Sonic and Knuckles were having trouble. I then had an idea. "Don't hurt them," I said.

"And who are you," asks the robot.

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... I'm Robotnik Junior... your son!"

"My-my son! Oh, my precious baby boy! Does Mommy's Little Bundle of Joy want something?"

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... yeah... Mom... I want you to break this dam," I said.

"But your father worked hard to make his idiots build it," says Mom.

"Yeah, but... uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... it's making me... sad?"

"I don't want my baby to be sad!" Mom then breaks the dam.

"Maybe those maternal instincts were a bad idea," says Robotnik.

Then some water got on Mom and she started short circuiting and attacked Robotnik.

"Go Mom," I said. I then realized a flaw in this plan... the flood then hits me. Yeah, I didn't think this through.

"Hang on, Junior," says Sonic.

"Sonic, you can't swim, I'll glide there and save him," says Knuckles.

Breezie then saves me. "You saved me! You must like me," I said.

"Hey, we robots gotta stick together, don't we," asks Breezie, "I'm sorry it can't work out between us, Sonic, but Junior needs me too much! And I really like that!"

"I know just what you mean," says Sonic.

We then saw Mom beat up Robotnik. My family's crazy.

In the next chapter, Sally learns her brother is alive.