Chapter 37: Da Bears:
Sleet's POV:
Dingo and I were in charge of the Robotnik Express.
"Keep an eye out for those Freedom Fighters," I said.
Bear's POV:
My name's Mad Mike and this is my brother, Big Griz.
"Duh, there it goes, Mad Mike. The Robotnik Express," says Big Griz.
"Yeah, when you said that, Big Griz, you said a mouthful," I said.
"Then chew on this; since that train's the personal property of Dr. Robotnik, the rottenest creep on Mobius..."
"That makes it our patriotic duty to rob it," I asked.
"Affirmative, Mad Mike, let's rob and roll!" As we were riding our bikes, we saw something.
"You think those two blurs could be Sonic and his little buddy, Tails," I asked.
"Duh, I couldn't tell you, Mad Mike, since I ain't ever seen either one! But if it is, the honor is entirely ours!"
Sonic's POV:
"Look, Sonic! We're catching up," says Tails, as we were tailing the Robotnik Express.
"That's the secret of speed, keed! The Robotnik Express can run, but when it's carrying a load of Robotnik's super bombs, it can't hide," I said.
Sleet's POV:
"Slayt, we gawt cawmpany, the fahst blue koind," says Dingo.
"Then let's get rid of him," I said.
Sonic was running around the train. Dingo was getting so dizzy, he almost fell out of the train, but I grabbed him. "Thighnks, Slayt, yah syved moy loife," says Dingo.
"Don't flatter yourself," I said, "I was saving Dr. Robotnik's bomb! You were just an igorant bystander!"
Sonic then gets on. "This is where the train stops," says Sonic.
I couldn't turn Dingo into something because that could not go well for the train. We're going to have to do this the old-fashioned way. Dingo and me then tried to grab Sonic, but he managed to escape, and we were about to crash, but then someone pulled us out...
. . .
I opened my eyes and saw these two bears. "We are Da Bears, and we are enemies of Robotnik!" I knew we were in trouble. "That's why we were saving youse, Sonic and Tails!" I was confused.
"What did you call us," I asked.
"Duh, Sonic and Tails. You guys are our heroes!"
"Wigh', Oy'm nawt sonic..."
"I am," I said, "he's Tails!"
"Uh, pleased to meet you, Sonic, Tails. Uh, I'm Big Griz."
"And I'm Mad Mike and together, we're..."
"Da Bears!"
"Buh' weah nawt-"
"Quiet, after all, we need them to help us catch Sleet and Dingo," I said. Dingo then got it.
"No problem, Sonic! Any enemy of Sonic's..."
"...is an enemy of..."
"Da Bears!"
"Duh, especially that Sleet! I never met him, but everyone says he's one ugly wolf!"
I was getting irritated. "Well, if you really want to help, you should know Sleet is spiny and blue!"
"Uh... yayh... and Dingao hahs two tiles!"
"And the two of them went that-a-way," I said.
"No villain's gonna get away from..."
"Da Bears!"
Da Bears then left.
"Those dummees actually theenk Oy'm Tiles!" Dingo then laughs.
"They really need to get out more," I said.
Sonic's POV:
"Wow! What's Robotnik gonna do with so many bombs," asks Tails.
"Nothing, cause' we're gonna bring this train to a screechin' halt, and make sure he doesn't get them," I said.
Then these two bears on bikes were tailing us. "Who are these guys," asks Tails.
"Probably more bounty hunters like Sleet and Dingo," I said, "we better lose them!"
The bears then get on the train. "We're going to take you down," says one of these bears.
"Bring it," I said. They came after us, but Tails and I dodged.
"Who are you guys," asks Tails.
"We're..."
"Da Bears!"
"A little obvious, don't you think," I asked.
Sleet's POV:
We called Dr. Robotnik. "It's going great," I said, "we've manipulated these idiots into thinking Dingo and me were Sonic and Tails!"
"Impressive," says Dr. Robotnik, "especially considering Dingo's a dingo, but Sonic still has my train and if I don't get it back, I'll treat you like Sonic!" The transmission ends.
Sonic's POV:
The two bears then grab Tails. I then started bouncing around the cart until I hit the two on the heads, making them let go of Tails. I then knocked the bears out of the train. "Better luck next time," I said.
Mad Mike's POV:
"He's making me mad," says Big Grizz.
"Come on! Let's go get our cars and get him," I said.
Dr. Robotnik's POV:
Once my final shipment of bombs arrives, it will be time to launch my... Anti-rebel ballistic missiles! And blast every single rebel on Mobius out of existence! That is, if Sleet and Dingo don't mess this up!
"So, these bears believe Sleet and Dingo are Sonic and Tails," asks Snively.
"All I know is that I'm not going to be Sally," says Coconuts.
Sonic's POV:
"Hey, Sonic! Only one more tunnel, and then the train hits the switch," says Tails. We then saw those bears driving past us. "Where are they going?"
"I'll find out! back in a flash! Make that, half a flash," I said. I then ran.
. . .
I saw those bears getting out of their cars. "We're gonna take down those bad guys!" Bad guys?
"We'll smash those robots!"
What is going on? They then start an avalanche. "Oh, no! If that avalanche blocks the tunnel... The Robotnik Express is most definitely gonna blow! And my little buddy, Tails, with it! I gotta save Tails!" I had to move.
"Alright," says those bears.
I then knocked the bears down. "And you call yourselves Da Bears," I said.
"We are..."
"Da Bears!"
They then tried to grab me, but I was too fast for them, and they missed their chance.
. . .
We were riding the train again. "I think I see those bears," says Tails, "and they have a barricade!"
"I got this," I said. I then ran. I then saw the train break the barricade, but it almost hits the bears. "One thrilling rescue, coming right up!" I then saved the bears.
. . .
I then found Tails. "Why aren't you in the train," I asked.
"Sleet and Dingo took it back," says Tails.
The bears then approached us. "We just wanna thank youse for saving our hides!"
"Yeah, thanks!" They then shook our hands.
"You know, these guys aren't so bad, they're just a little slow," I said.
"But that don't mean we're not still turning you over to Sonic and Tails!"
"What are you talking about? We're Sonic and Tails," says Tails.
"Oh, sure! You think we was born yesterday?"
"Either that or the day before," I said.
"Wait a minute! How many tails does the real Tails have," asks Tails.
"Duh, two?" He held up three fingers.
Tails points at him, unamused, with his left thumb.
"So, you got a good disguise!"
"What about Sonic," I asked.
"No offense, buddy, but no disguise is going to make me think youse is the fastest guy on Mobius!"
"Not even if I..." I then ran to Da Bears' cave and came back. "...brought you something like this?"
"Duh, my own personal pot of honey? But only the real Sonic could have gotten this in no time flat! Duh, hey, I get it, you really are Sonic!" He then hugged me. "My hero! Duh, and who were those other guys?"
"Sleet and Dingo," I said.
"Mad Mike, I think we was tricked!"
"Yeah, what can we do to, uh, redeem ourselves?"
"Help us save the Buffalo Village," I said.
. . .
We were then setting up a trap for Sleet and Dingo. "Now, this is a plan worthy of..."
"Da Bears!"
. . .
We managed to get the train to cross the unfinished bridge, causing it to go in the air and then it lands on the other side.
. . .
"We did it," says Da Bears.
Sleet's POV:
We were on our way to Dr. Robotnik's fortress... but we can't stopped!
Sonic's POV:
We then saw the explosion. "Gosh, I can't imagine a more beautiful sight," says Big Griz.
In the next chapter, Robotnik creates a music destroying robot.
