Chapter 53: Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad:
Sonic's POV:
Tails and I have arrived in Beanville. "What do you think Robotnik's doing here," asks Tails.
"It doesn't matter," I said, "we got all the Freedom Fighters on our side! Robuttnick can't beat us!"
"Is that a fact," asks Sleet as he and Dingo show up. Sleet turns Dingo into a dragon.
"Great," I said, "Dragon Breath's back!"
They then come after us, but I did a spin dash and got to Dingo and broke his remote. "Oh no," says Sleet.
Dingo then turns back to normal. "Later," I said. Tails and me then left.
Dr. Robotnik's POV:
"I grow tired of your constant failures," I said, "Sleet, Dingo, you're fired!" The swatbots then took them to the Roboticizer.
"Wait-wait," says Sleet.
"What are we going do now," asks Snively.
"It will take all my vile and wicked genius to create the perfect robots to capture that hedgehog," I said, "I'll make them strong! Fearless! Ferocious! Supremely rotten like me! But unlike the other robots, these two will be brilliant!"
. . .
The machine starts up as he dances triumphantly over it. The door of the machine opens, and my new robot comes out.
"W-w-w-who am I? Wha-why am I here? A-A-Are you, my mother?" He then starts kissing me and then licks me.
"NO," I shouted, "you are the very first member of my new Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad. I have designed you to be the ultimate in hedgehog hunters. And now, to make you twice as effective, I'm gonna clone you!"
"Clone me?! Will it hurt? I can't stand pain!" He then crouched in terror.
"Hmm, perhaps I made you too chicken. No, it won't hurt," I said. I then took one of his feathers.
"Ouch-a-doodle!"
"I'll just drop your tail feather into the robo-matic machine, to produce your exact twin," I said. I then pulled three of the levers.
"You forgot to pull this one." He then pulls that lever.
"I didn't forget to pull that lever," I said, "I'm not supposed to pull that lever!"
"How was I to know?! I was just hatched!" He hides his head back in his body again as the machine finishes. The door opens and the conveyor activates.
Then the second robot comes out. "Voila! Your identical twin brother," I said.
"My twin? Am I that ugly?"
"Hmm, that last lever caused some slight modifications. No big deal, you two are still the most fearsome fugitive finders ever built," I said.
"He made me first, I'm his favorite," says the first robot."
"Yeah?! I got more accessories; he likes me best! Nyaah!" They then started fighting.
"STOP IT! I'm ordering you to catch Sonic! Now do it," I said.
"Well done replacing Sleet and Dingo with these two," says Snively.
"Imbeciles! Charlatans! Fools!"
Coconuts' POV:
Doctor Robotnik demoted me to sanitation duty. Me, Coconuts! Why, I should be in charge of catching Sonic! He's giving them my job! I'll show 'em! I'll capture Sonic foist!
Sonic's POV:
Tails and I stopped at a chili dog stand. "Two chili dogs to go, slow-mo, on the double," I said. Nothing. "I'm wwwwaaaaiiiittttiiiinnnngggg!"
Turns it, it was Coconuts. "You munched your last chili dog yesterday, hedgehog," says Coconuts. He presses a button beside the counter flipping over a control panel with many switches and gizmos. He laughs manically as he pulls a switch, causing the ground to shake. Still laughing, the stand moves backwards, then explodes from the ground into the sky attached to a long metal pipe. Tails and I watched as the hot dog stand continues to go higher into the sky. It sprouts two arms with hands and the bottom turns into a tank-like object. "Okay! I was polite, I was reasonable! Remember, you forced me to do this," says Coconuts, "no half-baked hedgehog's gonna make a monkey out of me! No way! No way! In the name of Doctor Robotnik, I declare open season on hedgehogs."
"That's the last time we ever buy chili dogs from that guy," I said.
One of the hands slam down in a fist, narrowly missing as we jumped. I ran and Tails flew, and the robot chased after us. "Oh! Rich, rich! This is so rich! You can run, but you can't hide, hedgehog!"
Coconuts continues firing while laughing maniacally, but none of the shots are hitting. We then moved around as Coconuts aimed the guns at us, but then we tricked him into aiming the guns at his stand and Coconuts ended up blasting himself.
"Sonic, I'm starving! Can we find some more chili dogs," asks Tails.
"You got it, Ace, let's race," I said. We then left.
Scratch's POV:
Grounder and I are working on our scheme. Grounder is pulling on a rope, struggling hard. "Okay, Grounder, lower the brick wall," I said. Grounder lowers his resistance, getting pulled toward a contraption holding up a huge brick wall. As he is pulled at it, the brick wall lowers. He can't hold on any longer and is launched at the contraption, dropping the brick wall and it caused me to jump. "Give me twenty minutes to finish painting this fake landscape."
"Then what," asks Grounder.
"ou get the hedgehog to chase you, you go by, I drop it down, and the hedgehog knocks himself out. Bwahahaha," I said.
"Then we tie him up and collect a billion Mobiums," says Grounder.
"Doctor Robotnik will be so proud of me," I said.
"He'll be prouder of me," says Grounder.
Sonic's POV:
Tails and I are sleeping in a grassy meadow under a tree, but then someone throws a pumpkin at me. We then woke up and saw this new bot. He had drills on him. "Slowpoke! Laggard! Slug! Bet you can't catch Grounder!" I then chased after this Grounder guy.
. . .
"Scratch, he's right behind me! Get ready to drop the wall," says Grounder.
Scratch lets go of the rope, but the brick wall doesn't drop. "Stuck? Here, let me help ya," I said. I then let go, causing the brick wall to hit Scratch. The wall drops just as Grounder nears it, crashing into it and breaking up. "Anytime I can help like this, just let me know." I then left.
Scratch's POV:
"No more foul-ups! Next time, we're gonna use my plan," says Grounder.
Sonic's POV:
As me and Tails were on our way back to Angel Island, we saw Sally and was in trouble! I then raced to save her, but she hits me with a rock...
. . .
I'm now in a hole.
"We got him," says Grounder.
I'm falling down the pit, but I stop falling by using my triple spin. "Robotnik should have briefed those guys about my triple spin," I said.
"How's it feel to be a prisoner, hedgehog? Huh," asks Scratch.
I then get back up and knock the two down. "Later." I then left with Tails.
Grounder's POV:
I was watching for Sonic and Tails. "Here they come," I said, "sometimes I wish Doctor Robotnik hadn't made us so persistent."
"He made me persistent; he made you too dumb to quit," says Scratch.
"Was that an insult," I asked.
"Just shoot, or you're gonna miss your chance," says Scratch.
Sonic's POV:
Grounder came out of nowhere and grabs Tails in a net. "Tails," I asked.
"Sonic, help," says Tails.
"We got your buddy, hedgehog! Don't pull any fast stuff," says Scratch.
"Yeah, if you know what's good for him, you'll give yourself up," says Grounder.
"Okay, okay, just don't hurt him," I said.
. . .
Now I'm in a cage.
"That's right, Doctor Robotnik. We got Sonic," says Scratch.
"Of course you got him! I'll be right there so you can congratulate me," says Robotnik.
"I hope he brings the reward money," says Grounder.
"Forget the reward, Sonic is my prisoner," says Coconuts as he lassos Scratch and Grounder. "You think I'm gonna spend my life on sanitation duty?! No, no, no, NO!" Ties the two up with the rest of the rope. "Doctor Robotnik will make me head of the SSSSS Squad!"
"No way, coco-nerd. Not if those two escapes," I said. Coconuts then looks at me. "That rope can break any sec. Put 'em here in the cage, the key's on Grounder's belt."
"Yeah, yeah, good thinking!" Coconuts kicks Scratch and Grounder into the cell. Just as they enter, I got out and kicked Coconuts into the cell and locked it. I then freed Tails. "Hey! Open the door! Get back here!" Coconuts sees Scratch and Grounder glaring at him. "UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... hey Guys." Scratch and Grounder then attack Coconuts.
"Thanks, Sonic, but I think we're in trouble. Here comes Robotnik," says Tails.
"Wind up those tails, little bro. We need us a dust storm," I said. As soon as Robotnik came, I ran around in the dust, making a dust storm.
"What is this," asks Robotnik, "I can't see!" Robotnik's ship crashes into the three and Tails and I get away.
. . .
We told Sally everything. "New robots," asks Sally.
"Yeah, but these two make Sleet and Dingo look like geniuses," I said.
"Well, I guess Robotnik's running out of ideas," says Sally, "come on, Antoine made dinner." We then walked away.
In the next chapter, Robotnik makes his stupidity ray.
