[Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting on the couch, watching TV. Beavis is holding a bag of chips while Butt-Head is flipping through channels.]

Beavis: Heh heh, this show sucks. Change it, Butt-Head.

Butt-Head: Yeah, this is stupid. Let's find something cool to watch.

[Butt-Head lands on a news segment discussing the legalization of marijuana.]

Reporter: With the recent legalization of marijuana in several states, many are celebrating the newfound freedom to enjoy cannabis recreationally.

Beavis: Ugh, not this again. Why does everyone think stoners are so cool?

Butt-Head: Yeah, I don't get it. We hate that stuff.

Beavis: Yeah, it's like, they see us wearing Metallica shirts and they're all like, "Hey, you guys wanna smoke some weed, huh huh?"

Butt-Head: Yeah, and we're like, "No way, dumbass. We don't do that crap."

[They change the channel to a music video featuring a band performing in a smoky room.]

Beavis: Heh heh, look at those guys. They're all, like, baked or something.

Butt-Head: Yeah, they probably think they're so cool 'cause they're high.

Beavis: Yeah, well, we don't need drugs to be cool. We're already cool.

Butt-Head: Yeah, like, coolness comes from within, or something.

[They continue watching TV, grumbling about the stereotypes associated with stoners.]

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head, let's go do something cool.

Butt-Head: Yeah, like, let's go break stuff or something.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, that sounds cool.