Bart Simpson didn't like the way she was staring at him behind those round glasses of hers as she leaned against the wall of the school cafeteria smoking a cigarette and playing with her brown hair with tinges of blue and winking at him, in fact it made him extremely uncomfortable from across the room as he sat beside his sister, Lisa Simpson, who was eating a salad for her school lunch.

" Leese, your teacher is giving me the creeps. " He said between bites of his cheeseburger made from god knows what animal the school could afford. " This burger is actually pretty good. "

" I heard it was made from fresh dead cat carcasses that Groundskeeper Willie pulled off the side of the road..." Lisa griminced in disgust as her brother continued eating his burger after learning the truth, his sister fighting the urge not to vomit.

" Eh, waste not want not as they say. " He shrugged as he finished the disgusting meal and pulled out his gameboy to pass the time is distract himself from Miss Hoover staring at him. " It's less disgusting than Miss Hoover staring at me. "

" What's the matter Woodrow? I thought you had a thing for teachers.." Lisa snickered. " Remember that time you catfished her and the time you flooded her apartment with those giant sponge dinosaurs? "

" Those were just pranks that went wrong..." Bart blushed. " You're never going to let me live those down, huh? "

" You really liked Ms Krabappel, don't you? " Lisa chuckled. " And no I won't because those were very mean things to do to her, Bart. You deserve to be teased about it, Mr Krabappel. "

" S-Stop it Leese..." Bart covered in his face bashfully. " And you're one to talk " Ms I Like To Lead Milhouse On " "

" Speaking of, Mrs Simpson is walking up to out table. " Lisa giggled to herself as she ate the rest of her salad as her brother sneered at her.

Edna walked up to the table and placed her hands on top of it and gazed at Bart with concern. " Bart Simpson, is something the matter? you've been acting very strange since lunch started,you feeling alright? Are you coming down with something because your face is very red. "

Bart fidgeted a little as his eyes looked towards a smirking salad eating Lisa before directing them to his teacher. " Ms Krabappel, I think might be coming down with a fever. "

" Well suck it up Junior, because we both have a double date with a pop quiz after lunch, Ha! " Edna laughed as she walked away, Bart watching her do so.

" See anything you like, Bartholomew Krabappel? " Lisa laughed with the other kids that Bart just noticed were crowded around his table as they all proceeded to mock and tease him until the bell rang and everyone scattered back to class with their respective teachers, one of them being Elizabeth Hoover as she trussled Bart's hair playfully as she walked back to her classroom with Lisa, leaving him feeling very dirty inside as he headed to Krabappel's classroom as the chills ran up his spine.