8218. Will someone, please tell Phoenix that Conquerer (1939) is not the same as Conquerer (S48).

It was a surprisingly quiet day in San Diego, mostly down to South Dakota being in the process of giving her trashed lab a well-deserved spring clean, aided not by Phoneix who had made herself scares at the prospect of cleaning, fortunately, her sister Alabama had just returned from shelling an Abyssal base in the Carribean and had offered to help clean, whilst filling her in on any gossip she'd heard from the British battleships she'd been working with.

"So then after we'd dealt with the defensive fleet, we shelled the place into the ground, you should have seen it, Duke of York hammering the place with her rapid firing 14's, and then there were the two new Lions accompanying her, I'm mean wow, they can do some damage, I wonder what they have been like if they'd actually been built" Alabama explained as she tied a knot in another bag of trash, before placing it in a dustbin that South Dakota had bought over for the rubbish.

"Yeah I heard about them, I can't believe Vanguard pulled it off, I mean six battleships is one hell of a trick; Which two were accompanying Duke of York?" South Dakota asked as she picked up yet another of her projects, examined it and placed it amongst the ones destined for scrap.

"Hey guys, hows the cleaning going?" Announced Phoniex as she stepped into the lab, placing her toolbox on her still trashed workbench, South Dakota wasn't cleaning up her mess.

"Eh fine without you, I was just telling Dak about the Thunderer and Conquerer, you know the two new..." Alabama explained, only to trail off as she noticed Phoniex turn white as a sheet, "Phoniex are you ok?" she asked, concerned as to the state of the cruiser.

"Conq, conqu, con, conq" Phoniex stuttered before her eyes seemed to bulge out of the sockets, and Phoenix ran out of the lab "CONQUERER!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, as she ran like her life depended on it, leaving South Dakota and Alabama very confused.

"Was it something I said?" Alabama questioned, South Dakota didn't reply however, instead she pulled out her phone to look for an answer, one quick Wikipedia search was all she needed.

"So let me get this straight, Phoenix found out about the battleship Conquerer and has confused her with the submarine that sank her" Holloway concluded, South Dakota simply nodded, "And she has hidden herself in her room and kidnapped Collett and Borie as well" Holloway continued, again another nod from South Dakota, Holloway his quiet day now spoilt gave in to temptation, and let his head fall against his desk, "Wright, send in Heerman to explain that this isn't the Conquerer that sank her, and if that fails, send in the rest of taffy 3, just tell them not to hurt Phoenix but to at least get Collett and Borie back, the coasties can't breach the room with them inside" he sighed, sometimes he wondered if life really hated him.