7868: OREGON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
7868a: "It wasn't my fault!"~ Oregon
7868b: You invented powder that makes everyone who touches it as lewd as Iku and then gave it to said ship!
12505. A reminder to base personnel that when engaging in online calls that have either private topics or cough sensitive information, do not put the call on speaker and please for the love of the deities use a headset or earpiece!
12505a. And most definitely do not video call your lover, get hot and heavy over the call
and point the phone screen towards the door. And asking the unsuspecting victim that walks through the door if they want to join is not allowed.

A/N: This takes place before Archerfish gets pregnant.

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Topics: Stealthy Pursuits
In: Boards ► Westernboates ► General Discussions ► Life on Shore
TerribleTina
(Original Poster) (USN) (Ramming Club) (SSN-639)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
So according to the latest news, Oregon is still desperately tundesre for Aggie Johnson and has enlisted the help of one of us to bring the two together.

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►Playgirl_of_the_Pacific (USN) (Movie Star) (SS-311) (Goat Boat)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Considering how smart Oregon is and how clever Aggie is, you'd think by now at least one of them would get a clue!

►Slayer of Martians (Verified Badass) (Royal Navy) (Thunder Child)
Posed on July 30, 2020:
In my experience, things like this are best solved the old fashioned way.

►BewaretheWolf (Verified Badass) (USN) (SSN-21)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
What do you mean Thunder Child?

►Blazing_Phoenix (USN) (Post-War Veteran) (Scientist Boat) (CL-46)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
OMG Seawolf how stupid can you be?! Why did you ask that, WHY?!

►BewaretheWolf (Verified Badass) (USN) (SSN-21)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
What? What did I say?

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
I can't believe that I'm the one who has to say this but BewaretheWolf you just gave the equivilant of a big carrot stick to a donkey! Thunder Child is a British warship who literally knows all there is to know about Shakespeare and Romance!

►Slayer of Martians (Verified Badass) (Royal Navy) (Thunder Child)
Posed on July 30, 2020:
Oi! I'm not that old! Besides, I find his works, enjoyable...

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►Blazing_Phoenix
(USN) (Post-War Veteran) (Scientist Boat) (CL-46)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
...Okay, there is so much implied there I don't know where to start. Or if I even should.

►Slayer of Martians (Verified Badass) (Royal Navy) (Thunder Child)
Posed on July 30, 2020:
Tch, everyone's a critic!

SlayerofMartians has logged out

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Should I tell the other girls to avoid the library for the next day or so.

►Blazing_Phoenix (USN) (Post-War Veteran) (Scientist Boat) (CL-46)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Considering Thunder Child is like Haachi in a library when it comes to Shakespeare and his works, best make it the next 3 days.

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
On it!

Edit: I'm not that bad!

►TerribleTina (Original Poster) (USN) (Ramming Club) (SSN-639)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
You know how desperate things are when Stars and Stripes is the responsible one!

Edit: And yes you are!

►Playgirl_of_the_Pacific (USN) (Movie Star) (SS-311) (Goat Boat)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
So the question now is, how do we get Oregon and Aggie together? We're submarines not matchmakers dammit!

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Leave it to me...

►Playgirl_of_the_Pacific (USN) (Movie Star) (SS-311) (Goat Boat)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Should I be afraid for Oregon now?

►PeanutGirl23 (USN) (Not a Peanut!) (Science Boat) (SSN-23)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Considering that Stars and Stripes is a troll with a very twisted idea on how people hook up, I'd be afraid. Very, very afraid!

►BewaretheWolf (Verified Badass) (USN) (SSN-21)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
What the- Carter since when did you have an account here?!

►PeanutGirl23 (USN) (Not a Peanut!) (Science Boat) (SSN-23)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Since I heard of how many rules were being broken on these forums. I decided to go and check it out the fun for myself!

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►Playgirl_of_the_Pacific
(USN) (Movie Star) (SS-311) (Goat Boat)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Oh no...

►TerribleTina (Original Poster) (USN) (Ramming Club) (SSN-639)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
I just hate it when you say that.

►SatanHawk (USN) (Sturgeon-class) (Hawkbill SSN-666)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
What? What's happened?! Do I need to wield my skythe again?

►PeanutGirl23 (USN) (Not a Peanut!) (Science Boat) (SSN-23)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Hawkbill, calm down. I'm sure Archerfish has a perfectly reasonable explanation.

►Playgirl_of_the_Pacific (USN) (Movie Star) (SS-311) (Goat Boat)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Well...

►PeanutGirl23 (USN) (Not a Peanut!) (Science Boat) (SSN-23)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
You still with us Archerfish?

►Playgirl_of_the_Pacific (USN) (Movie Star) (SS-311) (Goat Boat)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Yeah I'm here. Apparently Stars and Stripes got a hold of Phoenix's magical love powder and gave it to Oregon. She might've accidentally sprinkled some on Max too.

►BewaretheWolf (Verified Badass) (USN) (SSN-21)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
PHOENIX, YOU LET THAT CRAZY CATAMARAN INTO YOUR LAB?!

►Blazing_Phoenix (USN) (Post-War Veteran) (Scientist Boat) (CL-46)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
She asked nicely and besides, it's not like I don't have Aotearoa running around in here all the time!

►Playgirl_of_the_Pacific (USN) (Movie Star) (SS-311) (Goat Boat)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Well there was a little accident with its application and I'm about 2 seconds away from being dragged off my computer.

►BewaretheWolf (Verified Badass) (USN) (SSN-21)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Having been on the receiving end of Max's might all I can say is good luck and have fun!

►TerribleTina (Original Poster) (USN) (Ramming Club) (SSN-639)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Huh, I just saw Oregon rushing into Archerfish's hanger, any ideas?

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Well, at worst Oregon will fall in love with Max and there'll be a permanent threesome. At best, the coupling will be brief and ignite the jealousy in Aggie to pursue her one true love.

►SatanHawk (USN) (Sturgeon-class) (Hawkbill SSN-666)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
You planned this all along didn't you?!

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Don't tell me you're actually surprised at this point.

►PeanutGirl23 (USN) (Not a Peanut!) (Science Boat) (SSN-23)
Posted on July 30, 2020:
Nice to see you haven't changed Stars and Stripes!

Meanwhile, in Max's hanger...

Archerfish was trying unsuccessfully to talk her lover out of it but Max wouldn't listen. The 737 was just too aroused and too eager. And then Oregon came in on them. Stars and Stripes was close behind and the catamaran had her phone out and was typing furiously. No doubt updating the board on recent 'developments'.

"Oh my..." Oregon blushed. "I should-come back later."

"No, no that's fine. Archerfish doesn't mind a threesome do you honey?" The look Stars and Stripes through the submarine spoke of great suffering by troll if she refused. Naturally Archerfish backed down.

"It'll be nice to have someone my size and won't accidentally crush me." She replied. Max looked a little offended at the 'accidentally crush' part but she too aquiessed allowing Oregon first go. Stars and Stripes hung around, deciding that given Max's current state the more shipgirls around to help her blow off some steam the better. She just made sure to put out a bulletin to all to avoid this hanger for the next while, and the library.