13659: The next girl who decides to try and summon literal gods is being sent to Yellowstone for punishment!
Admiral Richardson knew this was going to be a doozy when he walked into his office that morning and found a new girl standing next to his desk. "Hello. Ssssir." She hissed in a raspy voice.
Richardson blinked, then blinked again hoping this was all a dream that came about due to some hallucinogen he breathed in. No such luck. When he opened his eyes, the person was still there. "I'm sorry but who the hell are you?"
"I'm Sssssnake! Ssssir!" She replied.
While not unheard of for shipgirls to have traits reflecting their name, que USS Portland, this was on an entirely new level. Fortunately for Richardson there was a knock on his door. "Enter!" He said loudly.
The door opened revealing Oregon, with her were the sailing ships Lady Washington and Columbia and another girl he didn't recognize. Snake however knew her and she charged across the room, embracing her. "COLUMBIA!" She squealed, her hissing gone.
"Hey there short stuff!" The new girl, another Columbia, grinned ruffling her hair. Lady Washington and Grays!Columbia closed ranks, preventing Oregon from escaping.
"In my defense, Admiral I wasn't expecting this!" The science girl said.
"Explain." Richardson ordered. He quickly had cause to regret that command.
"Admiral, I am the spirit of the Columbia River." said the taller girl with a quick salute.
"I am Snake River." Replied the first girl as she returned right into Richardson's space.
"Don't bother the man Snake." Columbia said.
But Snake wasn't listening. She pounced, landing square on Richardson's lap. Columbia sighed and guided Grays!Columbia and Lady Washington out. Oregon was content to stand there and watch, a lecherous grin crossing her face before an arm snaked out from around the door and snagged her. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" She complained as she was dragged down the hall.
Richardson gulped, left alone with a very lewd nymph. Snake grinned down at him. The Admiral whimpered. "Help." He rasped.
"Sorry sir, it's just me." Snake purred.
Richardson gulped again. He wasn't sure if this day was supposed to be a blessing or a curse but he figured he'd have a hell of a fun time finding out.
