14140. Due to a few incidents, we are having to give out a training video to all other known WW2 Vehicle Users and Military Groups so they can survive us when they come to visit.
Rule by Dr. No Good
We see a lovely background with waves a title appears, and it reads.
How Not to Anger Ship People!
We see Yamato sitting on a nice bench on the base, she talks to the viewers.
"Hello, have you ever been with Ship People and think that they are going to kick my ass because I did wrong, well wonder no more as if you follow these easy tips, you will survive"!
"First Obey the Law while visiting the various Ship Groups know that we follow Naval Laws and the Rules for a reason think of them as hints if you are told not to do that shit well here is some of that shit."
Giving out "special" brownies
Giving Vodka to Destroyers
Robbing the Destroyers
Bad Mouthing our Choice of Coffees and Messing with those Coffees.
Messing with the Muffins
Giving us Bad Nick Names
Invasions of Our Privacy
Using Allied Abyssals as bludgeons and or amnio in War Games
Giving bottle rockets to the Younger Destroyers
Giving super cute things to Nagato
Yamato: "You could avoid a lot of pain if you just used some Common Sense."
We come back to Yamato who is standing in front of a Window in a Corridor.
Yamato: "If you chose to drive around the base, you may just get a warring from the MP's. "
We see the Anglerfish Teams tank stopped by MPs who just wave their fingers and hand them a ticket.
Yamato: "But if you chose to drive right thru the base because you messed with the Blueberry Muffins, made them "special" and gave them to everybody, then maybe you need to get an ass kicking"
Cut to the MPs beating up Anglerfish Team with Night Sticks
Cut to Yamato being driven in a car.
Yamato: "You All know what happened to Ship People who drive like lunatics, but those Ship People would not have punished if you follow this One Tip."
Yamato: "If you see NP's wanting to talk to you or if you see red flashing lights Stop Immediately!"
Yamato: "Because everybody knows if the MPs are going to chase you, they are bringing an ass kicking"
Cut to Yamato on a street we see an airplane fly above her!
Yamato: "Flying over the base is a big no it will get you shot down by irate Ship Girls and get an ass kicking so please Land at the Airport"
Yamato: "Also if you are playing Loud Military Like Music when you are being driving or flying turn that shit off and be polite."
Yamato: "Now if you wish to bring a friend not so fast check to see if your friend is crazy and ask the following."
Ask if he or she has a gun?
Ask if he or she has drugs?
Ask if he or she has forbidden Items banned by the rules?
Ask if he/she is going to start a fight?
Ask if he/she will kidnap any of Nagato's charges?
Ask if he or she has any warrants?
And if you do have to be dealing with the MP's, tell your Friend to do this one simple thing Shut the Hell Up!
Cut to The Kotobuki Squadron coming out of the Ship Girls Mess Kylie is carrying pancakes they are stopped by the MP's cue Kylie opening her mouth.
Kylie: "Look These are my Pancakes, and I don't have to give any back to no big Eater!"
Cut to The Kotobuki Squadron getting beaten up by the MP's while Akagi is eating the Pancakes.
Yamato: "If you have come and see us bring a sane friend, a sane friend can the difference between a ticket or fine or an attack by the MP's."
Yamato: And one very important thing never ever kidnap, Fubuki as even she will angry enough to see you suffer.
Cut to Fubuki being hauled off by both the Anglerfish Team and the Kotobuki Squadron they pass a bunch of Ship People Fubuki calls out!
Fubuki: "They gave "special" brownies to the Destroyers; they stole and ate all the Ice Cream, and they kidnaped me!"
Cue both the Anglerfish Team and the Kotobuki Squadron getting a beating from the MP's.
Yamato: "Now let us review"
Obey the Law
Use Common Sense
Stop Immediately
Turn that shit off.
Be polite.
Shut the Hell Up!
Bring a sane friend.
Don't ever Kidnap Fubuki
Yamato: "If you follow these rules when visiting us you won't get your ass kicked by Ship People!"
Please Note that Stunt Doubles were used and No one was hurt.
