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14979. Certain things are not 'Open to Interpretation'. Please read every word.
Oyodo browsed through the Shipgirls Online Forum. As the Fleet Psychologist, one of her routines was to peruse shipgirl-related sites to get a feel of what her fellow personnel needed to make them more productive in their careers and lives in general.
However, this was a double-edged sword. Sometimes she got lucky and managed to make a difference by helping a faltering destroyer or a scared little kaibokan, the latter of which usually just needed a cuddle or a plushie. She paused and thought of her own beloved Pooh Bear and how she loved to cuddle him after a hard day at the office.
Then there was the other side of things, and she ended up psychologically scarred after seeing some of the things that the more…'adventurous' shipgirls got up to. And it was this side of things that got her thinking of a certain repair ship she liked to cuddle even more than her Pooh Bear.
She blushed and shifted in her seat as her conscience reminded her that some of the 'adventures' her fellow shipgirls had been on had proven to be quite…resourceful in ideas for spicing up her private life. Akashi had definitely not complained when they'd played 'The Professor and Her Lab Assistant'.
Her blush deepened, and she shook her head to clear it. Those thoughts were for after work, not during. She turned her attention back to the computer screen and the message threads.
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One of these caught her eye.
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Topic: Thoughts on Shipgirls in General
In: Boards ► Japan ► General Discussion
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Oh, boy…
With trepidation, she bit the bullet and clicked on it.
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►KanmusuFan (Original Poster)
Posted on 26 September 2023
This has just come to me, but I'm pretty sure more boats are famous for being bad at being boats than for being good at being boats.
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Oyodo facepalmed. While she was pretty sure this guy hadn't mean anything by it, he just dropped something that had the potential to become a shitstorm.
Then she saw who'd responded first.
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►TehLewdmarine (JMSDF) (Verified Lewdmarine) (一九)
Posted on 26 September 2023
Challenge accepted. Trust me, my sweetie knows I'm famous for being very bad…and I'm oh-so-good at it.
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…and there it was.
And what was worse, the post had been made yesterday, meaning the individual in question had had a full twenty-four hours' head start on creating the latest dumpster fire.
She sighed and clicked on the reply, hit 'Insert Quotes', then clicked 'Reply'.
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►LongSufferingSecretary (Moderator) (JMSDF) (Secretary Boat) (Fleet Psychologist) (大淀)
Posted on 27 September 2023
I'm probably too late to stop anything, but need I remind you I have transfer papers to the Arctic still available?
LongSufferingSecretary has logged out.
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She signed off and returned her attention to the budget. All that remained now was to wait for the fallout and to tell Admiral Goto of the impending crisis when his lunch break was over.
A giggle came from the Admiral's office, followed by a squeal and a cry of, "Ahh, Teitoku! So naughty, Dess!"
Oyodo facepalmed. It appeared Kongo had left Mikasa with one of her numerous aunties and decided to make a lunchtime visit.
She sighed. Screw it…if shit goes down I can always tell him I decided to take a page out of his book. I'm sure Kongo will approve. She pulled out her phone and sent a text to Akashi.
DrFreudIsMyMentor: Hey, can I come hang out in the workshop for a while? Kongo visited Goto over lunch and the walls aren't exactly as thick as they need to be.
The reply came back almost immediately.
YourMadScientist: Sure! I think I need some time on the couch with the Fleet Psychologist. ?
Oyodo blushed. She still remembered the Friday evening when they'd roleplayed 'Psychiatrist and Patient' for the first time. She'd come into work bowlegged Monday morning, and she hadn't regretted a damn thing.
DrFreudIsMyMentor: I honestly meant just hang out. Not…well, that.
Again, her sweetie was the prompt replier.
YourMadScientist: But what if I need cuddles from my Pooh Bear?
Oyodo's blush went nuclear at the nickname. No one need know Akashi calling her that…did things…to her.
DrFreudIsMyMentor: …we can discuss that when I'm there, okay?
YourMadScientist: Yay! ?
