"Hey" - (Normal Talking)

"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)

{"What happened?"} - (Communication)

"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)

"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)

":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)

["What is going on here?"] - (Different language)

Opening by Neostardustdragin101

The wind blows wildly through a meadow going through a small town before revealing two figures standing atop of a telephone poll back to back. These were Naruto and Ranma both flashed grins as they stuck out a peace sign.

taikutsu na madobe ni fukikomu kaze ni

kao wo shikameta no wa terekusasa no uragaeshi

Naruto and Ranma rush out the Tendo dojo putting on their back packs with a piece of toast in their mouths.

aimai ni unazuku tenohira no kyou

egaite'ru jibun wa sukoshi oogesa de

nanika kawarisou na ki ga shite iru yo

kokoro ni yobikakeru kimi no sei da ne

Genma in panda form comes out yelling at the two only to be swatted away by a fox tail.

kumorizora nozoita yokan

te wo nobasou itsu yori mo chikarazuyoi yuuki de

As the walk down the sidewalk Akane and Nabiki catch up to them Ranma and Akane sneering at each other while Nabaki wraps her arm around Naruto who rolls his eyes, Shampoo hiding behind a tree narrows her eyes at this

hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa

yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai

ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e

zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou

Kuno swooned over Akane as she walked by while Ryoga simply shook his head while trying not to swoon himself.

kono sekai wa marude tayorinai ne to

usobuku boku no me wo karakau you ni

kimi ga mite'ru sora wa naniiro darou?

kitto aoku takaku kiyoraka na hazu

Naruto and Ranma train together when suddenly the boys falls into the water jumping out in his female form narrowing her eyes at Naruto who was in his kitsune form.

kotoba no mama ja modokashikute dakara nando de mo

bukiyou ni kasanete shimau ne

yorokobi mo kanashimi mo koko de imi ga umareru koto

futari kizukihajimete'ru sono riyuu mo

Happosai sneaks through the shadows smirking as he sees a dresser opening it to find Kushina's panties. Suddenly he feels a wave of killing intent and sees Kushina standing behind him.

kotoba no mama ja modokashikute

nando de mo bukiyou ni kasanete shimau yo

koe ni naranai setsunasa goto

kono omoi, kimi ni todoke

Naruto, Ranma, Ryoga, Shampoo, Kuno, and Ukyo stand together in front of the dojo running out at the shadowed figures jumping at them one of them being a green haired girl with lightning around her

hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa

yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai

Naruto and Ranma along with Ryoga began beating down any and all enemies that came their way while Shampoo jumped into the unleashing a flurry of kicks with Ukiyo swinging her spatula blowing away her foes.

ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e

zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou

Naruto lands back on the ground with Ranma both smiling as they fist bump suddenly Nabiki jumps on Naruto's back kissing his cheek while Akane wraps her arm around Ranma both blushing.

kimi ga kako ni naru mae ni mitsukeru kara

The gang looks towards the horizon giving a thumbs up

(With Naruto)

It was morning at the Uzumaki household, and the sun was shining into Naruto's room and onto his bed.

"Oi, wake up brat! Breakfast will be ready in 5 minutes!" Kushina bellowed, making the house shake.

Naruto groaned at this, as he slowly woke up and tried to get up, but as he tried to move he felt something next to him.

He looked to his side and saw that Shampoo was sleeping next to him, wearing only one of his shirts.

Naruto's eyes widened in surprise at this, before….

"What the fuck?!" Naruto bellowed out in surprise, as he jumped and slammed his head into the ceiling, before he slammed onto the floor next to his bed with a groan with a bump on his head.

"Ugh, what go on?" Shampoo groaned as she woke up, and rubbed her eyes.

"That's my question!" Naruto yelled, as he got up.

But before Shampoo could respond, Naruto's door opened and Kushina walked in wearing her apron.

"Brat, I said -" Kushina was yelling, before she looked at Shampoo and then Naruto, before she laughed. "Ha! She snuck into your room like your ex used to, huh?" she asked with a cackle.

"Yeah, and I still don't like it," Naruto groaned, as he shook his head.

"What are you a sissy?" Kushina asked with a grin.

"Ha! No, you battle ax. I'm just not a pervert like you were with dad, when you two were young" Naruto said with a snort.

"I was a perfect lady brat. And if anyone says otherwise, they are damn liars!" Kushina said with a glare at her son.

"Yea yea. Now let me get dressed for school. I don't have time for this" Naruto said, as he went to his dresser.

Kushina scoffed at this "Fine brat. But remember, while I do want to be a grandmother, at least graduate first and get married, before having kids" she did with an evil smirk, before she left.

Naruto made a mocking face at this, as he put on his clothes.

"Where you go airen?" Shampoo asked curiously, as she sat on Naruto's bed.

"I have school today Shampoo. And no, you can't come with me" Naruto said, as he figured he should be clear with the Amazon

"Ah, airen goes to tomb of learning" Shampoo said with a nod.

"Well, more like a prison than a tomb," Naruto said with a chuckle, as he put his clothes on.

"Then Shampoo break airen out!" Shampoo said, as she stood up with a fierce look.

"No, no, no. There's no need for that Shampoo. They let me out every day to come home" Naruto said.

"Hmmm, ok. I'll go hunt girl Ranma, while you gone" Shampoo said with a smile.

Naruto paused at this, and chuckled nervously at this. "Well, if you're gonna do that, you should go now. I heard she likes to hang out in the business district, while school is in" he said, hoping to keep Shampoo from attacking his friend for as long as he could.

"Shampoo shall head to district of the business," Shampoo said, as she headed for Naruto's bedroom door to her own room, where she left her clothes and weapons

Naruto sighed at this, as he grabbed his backpack and left his room, and went downstairs to go eat.

He walked into the dining room and saw his dad there, looking at the paper.

"Hey dad. Anything of interest in the paper?" Naruto asked, as he sat down at the table.

"Well, there was a lightning storm back in Tomobiki Town," Minato said with a chuckle, as he showed Naruto the front page of the paper, showing a picture of barrages of lightning striking multiple places in their old neighborhood.

"Ha! Looks like your ex isn't happy you bailed brat!" Kushina laughed, as she came into the room and placed some food on the table.

Naruto sweatdropped at this, as he helped himself to some eggs, bacon and toast.

Soon, he finished his breakfast before he got up and left.

"Have a good day," Minato said with a nod at his son.

"Yea, and try to smooth things over with Nabiki, so Soun stops calling and leaving messages on the machine" Kushina said with a scowl, as she jerked a thumb at the phone nearby, which had an answering machine, that had a blinking light and the number 99 on it, showing how many messages there were.

"He actually left that many messages on it?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow in shock.

"Starts that way, but when you get to the 50s, it's mostly him crying hysterically" Minato said with a shake of his head.

Naruto shook his head at this, as he left the room and headed for the door.

A few moments after Naruto left, Shampoo came into the room in her regular outfit. "Nihao" she greeted with a smile.

"Nihao" Minato and Kushina said together, as they nodded in greeting.

"Airen leave for school prison?" Shampoo asked curiously.

This got a snort from Kushina, while Minato merely chuckled while shaking his head.

"Yea. He left in such a hurry, the brat forgot his lunch too" Kushina said, as she held up a bento box.

"Oh! I deliver lunch for future husband!" Shampoo said with a bright smile, as she grabbed the bento box and ran out of the house.

Minato looked at Kushina, who was smiling at this. "You are evil" he said, as he knew Kushina just baited Shampoo to go visit Naruto's school.

"Hey, if the brats gonna actually choose a girl, they need to clash at some point," Kushina said with a grin.

"Yeah, and when she shows up?" Minato asked, holding up his paper for emphasis.

"Then we can point and laugh," Kushina said with a smile.

"And if they all get along and decide to share?" Minato then asked with a raised eyebrow.

"The brat isn't that lucky. All three of these girls have egos the size of all of China" Kushina said, as she scoffed at the idea.

"…..Wanna make a bet?" Minato asked with a grin.

"Oh, you are so on" Kushina said with her own grin, as she rubbed her hands together.

(Later with Naruto)

Naruto ran towards the school and as he approached it, he spotted Nabiki walking through the school gates.

Naruto sighed at this, and ran after her to catch up. "Hey Nabiki" he said, as he finally caught up with her.

Nabiki stopped and turned to look at Naruto. "Oh, hey whiskers. How was the honeymoon?" she asked with a teasing smile.

"Ha, ha, ha. I was able to send her off to go hunt Ranma for now" he said flatly, as he and Nabiki approached the school building.

"Ah, clever clever whiskers," Nabiki said as she smiled at him. "So, what do you need?" she asked.

"I need to ask you if you can convince your dad to stop calling my mom. She's running out of room on the answering machine" Naruto said as he shook his head.

"Well, daddy has been pretty mad about you cheating on his little girl," Nabiki said with a coy smile.

"Oh, spare me," Naruto said, as he rolled his eyes at this.

"Sorry, fishcake. You may be cute, but if you want me to help you out, it will cost you" Nabiki said with a smile.

Naruto sighed at this, as he should have known that this would be Nabiki's response. "I'll treat you to a meal after school" he said, as he figured it would be best to just get this over with.

Nabiki smiled at this and nodded. "Then it's a date. Meet me outside after school" she said, as she patted Naruto on the cheek, before walking into the school.

Naruto rubbed his cheek at this, as he watched Nabiki leave.

"Ahem" Ranma said, clearing his throat, getting his attention, making Naruto look at him, seeing him and Akane were looking at him with matching smirks.

"…..Shut up" Naruto grumbled, as he went into the school.

(Later with Naruto in class)

It was almost lunch time, and all the students in Naruto's class were talking as they waited.

"Hey buddy, are you ready to eat?" Ranma asked as he approached Naruto's desk.

"I would, but I forgot my lunch. So I guess I'm buying from the cafeteria today" Naruto said as he sighed.

"So, how did it go with Shampoo chasing you?" Ranma asked curiously.

"Well, I was able to stay ahead of her, until she grabbed my leg and caused me to crash into my dining room," Naruto said with a sigh.

"What did your parents think?" Ranma asked.

"Well, dad can speak to her in Chinese, and my mom apparently is a friend of her tribe. So she sees my mom as her idol" Naruto said, explaining the situation.

"Owch" Ranma said as he winced, as he figured Kushina being an ally of the Chinese Amazon's was not good.

"Yea. By the way, Shampoo is still looking for your girl side, so avoid the business district, since that's where I told her she was seen" Naruto said to Ranma.

"Thanks. Here's hoping it doesn't rain today" Ranma said, as he figured until Shampoo left town, it was best to try and avoid turning into a girl if he could.

"Yeah, as I'm not sure what her reaction would be when she sees my fox form," Naruto said with a nod of agreement.

"My money is on her wanting to train you, to hunt me down" Ranma said with a shudder.

"Ha ha" Naruto said with a frown, as he got up to go get lunch from the cafeteria.

But before he could reach the door, the wall leading outside shook, before Shampoo burst through it.

"Nihao!" Shampoo greeted happily, as she waved at Naruto while holding Naruto's lunch.

"Hey Shampoo" Naruto said with a flat tone, as he had a feeling this would eventually happen.

"Lady Kushina sent me with arien's lunch!" Shampoo said with a smile, holding Naruto's lunch up.

"And there it is. I'm gonna dye my mom's hair blue again I swear to - wait, you brought me my lunch?" Naruto was grumbling, before he blinked in surprise.

"Indeed. Would airen like me to feed him?" Shampoo asked.

"….no. But thanks Shampoo" Naruto said with a sigh, as he took his lunch from her, deciding to at least be nice to her.

Shampoo smiled at this, before she nodded as Naruto sat down and opened his lunch to eat.

"What is going on in here? Who dares cause damage to our school?" Kuno's voice was heard yelling, before said wannabe Ronin entered the classroom.

"Hey Kuno" Naruto said with a full mouth, before he swallowed.

"I should have known it was you who did this Uzumaki" Kuno said with a glare at him.

"Did what? I am just eating my lunch" Naruto said simply, as he wasn't going to take the fall for this.

"Yeah Kuno, it wasn't Naruto," Akane said from her seat with her friends.

"Then who was it?" Kuno demanded with a scowl.

"Who big mouth?" Shampoo asked curiously, as she pointed at Kuno

Naruto and Ranma both snorted in laughter at this, while Akane giggled behind her hand.

"I am the rising star of Furinkan High School, the -" Kuno was saying, before he was cut off.

"He's a fellow student who likes to bug me and my friends, thinking he's some kind of samurai, who can dole out justice" Naruto said, as he went back to eating, not caring as Kuno glared at him.

Kuno pulled out his bokken and pointed it at Naruto. "You will show me respect, you -" he was yelling, before Shampoo slammed her clubs into his gut, sending him out of the hole Shampoo had made to enter the school.

"You no attack future husband, loudmouth!" Shampoo yelled, before she went to go after Kuno.

"Naruto, don't you think you should do something?" Akane asked the blonde.

"No, stop, please come back," Naruto said flatly.

Ranma snorted at this, before Akane slapped Naruto on the back of the head.

"Ok, ok. No killing him Shampoo!" Naruto yelled after the Amazon.

"He not worthy of warrior death!" Shampoo yelled, before she jumped after Kuno and she made a battle cry, as Kuno yelled in pain from her attacking him.

"You know, she's kinda growing on me," Naruto said with a smile, as he went back to his food, while everyone else went to go watch Shampoo beat up Kuno.

(Later after school)

Naruto walked out of school and made his way to the front gates of the school, glad that after Shampoo had beat up Kuno, she had decided to go look for female Ranma.

He soon spotted Nabiki waiting for him next to the school sign.

"There you are," Nabiki said, as she approached Naruto.

"Yea. Sorry for the wait, I had to make sure Shampoo had actually left to go hunt for Ranma" Naruto said, as he nodded at his would-be fiance.

"Ah, I heard about that. Is it true she beat up Kuno for threatening you?" Nabiki asked, as they both started to walk down the road.

"I'm afraid so. Would you believe I tried to stop her?" Naruto asked with a smirk.

"Not for a moment," Nabiki said with her own smirk.

(Later)

Naruto and Nabiki were now in a restaurant, where Naruto and her were eating some Ramen.

"When you said you would buy me a meal, I didn't expect a ramen stand, fishcake" Nabiki said, as she looked at her bowl of ramen.

"Next time, get assurances that it's a high class place" Naruto said with a chuckle, as he readied his chopsticks to eat.

"You're so cheap, that you would take your future wife to a ramen place?" Nabiki asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh, don't be a drama queen. Plus, this is a good place, so give it a chance" Naruto said as he looked at Nabiki.

"…..fine. But I want ice cream later" Nabiki said, as she readied her own chopsticks.

"Yes dear" Naruto said with a flat tone, before he started to eat.

"Are you back talking to me?" Nabiki asked him.

"You bet. I don't know why, but I like when I get under your skin" Naruto said with a snicker.

Nabiki scoffed at this, as she ate some of her ramen, and paused as she tasted it.

"It's good huh?" Naruto asked with a smile at her.

"…..it's OK," Nabiki admitted with a shrug, before she started to eat.

Naruto smiled at this, as they both ate together.

"So, I have a question for you, Nabiki" Naruto said as he ate.

"Let's hear it whiskers. But don't be too personal" Nabiki said simply, after she swallowed her ramen.

"I'm gonna guess you know about Ryoga, going from what Ranma told me about how he got cursed," Naruto stated, as he looked at Nabiki.

"Yea. I'm actually observant, unlike Akane" Nabiki said, as she rolled her eyes.

"Ok. So why are you letting Ryoga -" Naruto was saying, before Nabiki put up her hand to stop him.

"Don't worry about it. Ryoga doesn't have it in him to take advantage of Akane, beyond what he's done so far" Nabiki said,

"Wait, really? That's all you got?" Naruto asked with an unimpressed tone, as this didn't sound that reassuring.

"Well that, and I threatened him that if I ever find out he did something he shouldn't have involving my sister, I would feed him to the bears at the zoo" Nabiki said with a sweet smile, that was very unnerving.

"In his human form, or his cursed form?" Naruto asked with a cocked eyebrow.

"Whichever gets the point across," Nabiki said, as she crushed her empty plastic cup for emphasis.

Naruto looked at Nabiki and saw she wasn't bluffing. "That's hot," he said under his breath.

Nabiki paused at this and smirked a little. "Oh really?" she asked coyly.

Naruto blushed at this. "I just said that out loud, didn't I?" he asked in realisation.

Nabiki burst out laughing at this, not her usual sarcastic laughter, but a genuine laugh.

Naruto paused at this, as he looked at Nabiki, as she laughed. "Wow, she has a really nice laugh" he thought to himself, before he shook his head and composed himself, and went back to his ramen.

Soon, they were both done and a waiter was coming to get their bowls, and get the bill.

"So I have a question," Nabiki said, as she looked at Naruto, as she rested her chin on her hand.

"What's that?" Naruto asked her, as he got out his money to pay the waiter

"What's with the special canteen you have been carrying around?" Nabiki asked, as she had been curious about this.

Naruto paused at this, as Nabiki didn't know about his cursed form. But before he could say anything, a waiter nearby, who was carrying a pitcher of water, tripped and went flying, making the pitcher of water splash on Naruto.

Nabiki blinked at this, as she looked at the now wet fox, who was shaking his fur and barking at the waiter furiously.

Nabiki then chuckled at this, before she laughed a little. "Well, that certainly explains it," she said.

Naruto growled at this as he shook his fur some more, before he picked up his canteen and barked at Nabiki.

"Ah. OK, that has hot water, huh? Pretty clever fishcake. I suppose you want me to help you out?" Nabiki said, as she smiled coyly at Naruto.

Naruto nodded at this. But before he could hand her the canteen, they heard some yelling outside.

When they both looked outside, they saw Ranma in his girl form running from Shampoo, who was chasing him.

"Oh jeez, looks like Soutome is in trouble again" Nabiki said with a sigh.

Naruto sighed at this and nodded, before he took off and ran out of the restaurant.

Nabiki shook her head at this, as she went to collect Naruto's clothes and bag, while also taking some of Naruto's money out of his wallet, to pay for their food, but no more than that.

As she was closing Naruto's wallet, she paused as she saw a picture in the wallet and saw that it was a picture of Naruto, and what looked like a girl with green hair, and small horns on her head.

They both looked to be at a park roller skating and the girl was smiling brightly, while Naruto was smiling a little, as if trying not to have fun but was failing.

"Huh, cute girl," Nabiki mused, as she closed the wallet and tried not to think about it, as she put the wallet in Naruto's pants, before running out of the restaurant.

(With Ranma)

Ranma was running from Shampoo, as she tried to avoid her clubs.

"Ranma, you I kill!" Shampoo yelled, as she swung her clubs at her, intending on killing her.

"Gah, will you take the hint already?!" Ranma yelled out, as she barely dodged the Amazon's attack.

Shampoo went to attack her again, but she paused as she spotted Naruto in his cursed form running at her.

"Oh, kitsune!. You help me kill enemy" Shampoo said with a grin, as she picked up Naruto's cursed form, and threw him at Ranma.

"Ah! Get off me!" Ranma yelled, as she caught Naruto and looked at him. "This is how you keep her off my back?!" she yelled at Naruto, clearly annoyed at him.

Naruto growled at this and started to bark at Ranma, clearly annoyed with her.

"You friends with kitsune? Ai yah, you is strong opponent" Shampoo said, as she readied her clubs to renew her attack.

Naruto growled at this, as he turned to glare at Shampoo

But before anything could happen, Naruto's canteen was thrown above him as it spilled, and covered Naruto and Ranma in hot water.

"Damn it, that's too hot!" Ranma, now in his male form yelled, as he looked at the now human…..and naked Naruto.

"Hey, it gets results, so quit bitching!" Naruto yelled back at Ranma, as he covered himself.

Shampoo's eyes widened in surprise at this, as she looked at Naruto and Ranma, while Nabiki ran over to Naruto, and threw his clothes at him.

"Cover yourself. We may be forced fiancés, but I still don't want you showing it off for free" Nabiki said flatly, as Naruto put on his boxers.

"Wait, are you saying that you care about me?" Naruto asked with wide eyes, as he got dressed.

"No. I'm saying if you're gonna show off, at least let me collect payment first" Nabiki said with a smirk.

Naruto face planted at this. "Gah! I should have known!" he yelled, as he got up and put on his shirt.

"What is this? Where is Ranma and kitsune helper?" Shampoo yelled, as she approached Naruto.

Naruto sighed at this, as he figured this would come up. "Look Shampoo, you know jusenkyo?" he asked her curiously, hoping she would know, since said training ground was in China.

Shampoo's eyes widened at this. "Ai yah! You both cursed?" she asked, as she looked at Naruto and Ranma.

"Yea. You were chasing me in my cursed form the whole time, you mad woman" Ranma said as he groaned.

"You're the moron that didn't avoid the business district, like I told you to" Naruto said with a flat tone at him.

Ranma scowled at this, and looked at Naruto with an annoyed look at this.

"Ai yah! I travel all way to Japan and you man whole time" Shampoo said with a groan.

"So which one is your fiance now?" Nabiki asked with a chuckle, as she figures she may as well ask now.

"Damn it, you gold digging -" Naruto was yelling, before he was cut off.

"Ai yah! This is situation that has never been seen. Must go home and see great grandmother!" Shampoo yelled, as she snapped her fingers, glad she thought of a solution.

"Well, don't let us keep you from leaving" Ranma said with a smile, glad to have a reason for Shampoo to leave.

"Wait, so you're leaving?" Naruto asked curiously.

"No worry. I be back after great grandmother decides what be done. So you no leave town, like with stalker!" Shampoo said, as she pointed at Naruto.

"Oh come on! Did my mom tell everyone?!" Naruto yelled out at this.

This got a laugh from Ranma and a chuckle from Nabiki.

Shampoo also giggled at this. "I be back, see you soon" she said, before she ran off, jumping from roof to roof.

"Well, at least she's out of both our hair for now" Ranma said with a relieved sigh.

"Yea, thank God" Naruto said, as he nodded in relief.

"You do realize when she comes back, one of you is most likely still her fiance right?" Nabiki asked with a flat tone.

Naruto and Ranma both froze at this, before they looked at each other. "She's your problem!" they both yelled, as they pointed at each other.

"My problem? No way, she's your problem!" they yelled at each other.

"How do you figure?!" Ranma yelled back at Naruto.

"You fought her first!" Naruto yelled at Ranma.

"And you beat her first as a male! So technically, you became her fiance first!" Ranma yelled back, getting in his face, not backing down.

This caused Nabiki to shake her head at this, as she left the two fighters to argue over this.

P.O.M and Kfbanime87 were getting ready for the next fanfic, when Deadpool barged his way into their office

Very good chapter. But aren't you kinda laying it on a bit thick, who the 3rd girl is? Deadpool asked curiously, before he ducked as a brick was thrown at his head

Hey, I want to make it clear to those that guessed right. And boy, did a lot do that: Kfbanime87 said with a chuckle, as he gave the reader a thumbs up

Well, its a fucking anime legend. You wouldn't have the alien girl trope in anime, if it wasn't for -: Deadpool was saying, before he was cut off

Woah woah, is that true? P.O.M asked curiously, surprised at this tidbit of information

Oh sure. Lots of anime today owe their ideas to taking influence off that: Kfbanime87 said, as he nodded

Nerd! Deadpool yelled, before he was slugged in the gut by Kfbanime87 using the Third Arm Sash

Anyway, I'm doing my One Piece fanfic next: P.O.M said with a shrug

After that, it's Xiaolin for me: Kfbanime87 said with a smile

Oh! And what's this I hear about you wanting to do a Marvel fic? Deadpool asked Kfbanime87

I need a new password for my idea files: Kfbanime87 grumbled out, as he crossed his arms over his chest

Wait, I thought that you were already doing a Marvel fanfic? P.O.M asked with a raised eyebrow

More plot then screwball: Kfbanime87 said simply, as he gave Deadpool a wedgie with the Third Arm Sash

Ah, so what's the idea. Are you gonna make him an Avenger? Or a Defender? P.O.M asked

Nah, this will be a lesser known team: Kfbanime87 said with a shrug

Midknight su - ah man, I can't feel my legs! Deadpool yelled, as the wedgie he was being given just cut off his blood flow to his legs, thanks to a pull of the Third Arm Sash

Later folks: Kfbanime87 said, as he and P.O.M gave thumb ups to the reader