"Hey" - (Normal Talking)
"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)
{"What happened?"} - (Communication)
"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)
"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)
":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)
["What is going on here?"] - (Different language)
Opening by Neostardustdragin101
The wind blows wildly through a meadow going through a small town before revealing two figures standing atop of a telephone poll back to back. These were Naruto and Ranma both flashed grins as they stuck out a peace sign.
taikutsu na madobe ni fukikomu kaze ni
kao wo shikameta no wa terekusasa no uragaeshi
Naruto and Ranma rush out the Tendo dojo putting on their back packs with a piece of toast in their mouths.
aimai ni unazuku tenohira no kyou
egaite'ru jibun wa sukoshi oogesa de
nanika kawarisou na ki ga shite iru yo
kokoro ni yobikakeru kimi no sei da ne
Genma in panda form comes out yelling at the two only to be swatted away by a fox tail.
kumorizora nozoita yokan
te wo nobasou itsu yori mo chikarazuyoi yuuki de
As the walk down the sidewalk Akane and Nabiki catch up to them Ranma and Akane sneering at each other while Nabaki wraps her arm around Naruto who rolls his eyes, Shampoo hiding behind a tree narrows her eyes at this
hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa
yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai
ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e
zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou
Kuno swooned over Akane as she walked by while Ryoga simply shook his head while trying not to swoon himself.
kono sekai wa marude tayorinai ne to
usobuku boku no me wo karakau you ni
kimi ga mite'ru sora wa naniiro darou?
kitto aoku takaku kiyoraka na hazu
Naruto and Ranma train together when suddenly the boys falls into the water jumping out in his female form narrowing her eyes at Naruto who was in his kitsune form.
kotoba no mama ja modokashikute dakara nando de mo
bukiyou ni kasanete shimau ne
yorokobi mo kanashimi mo koko de imi ga umareru koto
futari kizukihajimete'ru sono riyuu mo
Happosai sneaks through the shadows smirking as he sees a dresser opening it to find Kushina's panties. Suddenly he feels a wave of killing intent and sees Kushina standing behind him.
kotoba no mama ja modokashikute
nando de mo bukiyou ni kasanete shimau yo
koe ni naranai setsunasa goto
kono omoi, kimi ni todoke
Naruto, Ranma, Ryoga, Shampoo, Kuno, and Ukyo stand together in front of the dojo running out at the shadowed figures jumping at them one of them being a green haired girl with lightning around her
hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa
yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai
Naruto and Ranma along with Ryoga began beating down any and all enemies that came their way while Shampoo jumped into the unleashing a flurry of kicks with Ukiyo swinging her spatula blowing away her foes.
ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e
zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou
Naruto lands back on the ground with Ranma both smiling as they fist bump suddenly Nabiki jumps on Naruto's back kissing his cheek while Akane wraps her arm around Ranma both blushing.
kimi ga kako ni naru mae ni mitsukeru kara
The gang looks towards the horizon giving a thumbs up
(With Naruto)
It was the weekend, and Naruto, along with his family, were at the Tendo's to visit.
While Naruto's parents were inside talking to the other adults, Naruto and Ranma were out in the backyard sparing, with Akane watching them, as she sat on the porch.
"Dude, why does your dad like being in his panda form?" Naruto asked curiously, as he looked at said panda scratching his belly, while he was dodging Ranma's strike.
"It must be his spirit animal. My theory is that he uses it to get away with being a moron - ah ha!" Ranma said, as he tried a low kick on Naruto, who back flipped to dodge it.
"That Kami-e thing is ridiculous!" Ranma yelled, as he was getting annoyed with Naruto dodging around his attacks with that move.
"Would you prefer I use Tekkai?" Naruto asked with a grin, as he pointed at Genma, who had a cast on, after he tried sparring with him.
"…..no, I'm good," Ranma said as he winced slightly, before he and Naruto started to spar again.
Meanwhile, the others were watching as they drank some tea.
"So you're looking to open a restaurant in town, Miss Uzumaki?" Kasumi asked Kushina curiously.
"That's the plan. All I need is a delivery girl, and I'll be all set" Kushina said with a smile.
"What about waiters, and all the rest of it?" Minato asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I have a few already lined up, sweetie. So don't worry" Kushina said, as she patted him on the cheek with a smile.
"Any cook that can keep up with you needs top pay - ouch!" Naruto was saying, before a cup bonked him in the head, courtesy of Kushina, which caused him to get hit by Ranma and fall to the ground.
"Ha! Nice skills whiskers" Nabiki said with a smirk, as Naruto groaned on the ground.
"Better than you, gold digger!" Naruto groaned out, as he stood up.
"So you're a cook?" Akane asked Kushina curiously
"You bet I am girlie. My family has been either cooks, martial artists, or a mix of both for generations" Kushina said with a prideful smile.
"Why do you ask Akane? Are you interested in cooking?" Minato asked curiously.
"Ha, she wishes. She burns water when boiling it" Nabiki said with a laugh.
"Nabiki" Akane growled out in annoyance, but didn't deny it.
"Well, Akane at least tries," Kasumi said with a nervous chuckle.
"If you want, I can teach you girlie," Kushina said simply.
"Really? I wouldn't want to distract you from opening your restaurant" Akane said with a small smile, as she didn't want to get too excited yet.
"Bah, it's fine. Plus, if all goes well with the brat and your sister, we will be family. So I'm more than happy to teach you" Kushina said with a grin at Akane.
"I feel your love from over here" Naruto said with a flat tone, at how his mother talked about him and Nabiki.
"You have something to say to me brat?! If so, say it right now" Kushina yelled, as she stomped over to Naruto.
While she did this, a knock on the door was heard.
"I'll go get it," Kasumi said with a smile, as she got up and left the room.
"Come on brat, I wanna see how good you actually are at our style. You can help too if you want, Ranma" Kushina said, as she cracked her knuckles with a savage grin.
"Wait, Naruto's style is yours? I thought it was Mr Uzumakis Ranma said with a raised eyebrow
"She's the one who taught me everything that I know," Naruto said with a shrug.
"That include running from your ex?" Nabiki asked with a smirk.
"…I want a divorce" Naruto said flatly to Nabiki, who smirked back at him.
"Yep, I taught him all he knows. But not everything that I know," Kushina said.
"Really? Huh, I'm surprised that a girl knows Naruto's style of fighting, let alone able to teach it" Ranma said, as he placed his hands behind his head.
Akane scowled at this, while Naruto groaned as he slapped his forehead. "And here comes the meltdown" he muttered under his breath, while dragging his hand down his face.
Kushina meanwhile, her eyebrow was twitching violently at this. "Oh, is that a fact?" she asked, as her hair waved behind her.
"Oh damn, stand back" Minato said, recognizing this, as he backed away, with the others doing the same thing.
"Ok Saotome, let me show ya what a master of our style can do" Kushina said with a mad grin.
"Eh, sure. It can't be worse than Naruto" Ranma said, as he took a ready stance.
Naruto said nothing to this, but he took out his phone and after a few swipes, what sounded like a horn playing taps could be heard.
Nabiki burst out laughing at this, while Akane laughed along with her.
Ranma ignored this and observed Kushina, who was in a relaxed stance. "If you're not gonna attack, then I'll start!" he yelled, as he charged at Kushina, and swung his fist at her.
Before the fist could connect, Kushina's hair grabbed Ranma's arm and….
"What the - Hey!" Ranma yelled, as Kushina's hair started to slam Ranma on the ground repeatedly, ragdolling him.
"Wow, only 3 seconds," Naruto said with a nod.
"Lasted longer than you when she used this move on you" Minato said with a smirk.
"Oi, I was 8 at the time!" Naruto grumbled as he crossed his arms with a huff.
"How is Miss Kushina doing this?" Akane asked in awe of what she was seeing, along with Soun and Genma.
"It's an advanced combination of Kami-e and Tekkai. It allows my mom to use her hair to fight" Naruto explained, as Kushina's hair grabbed Ranma by his arms and legs, and held him up in the air.
"You give up yet pigtail?" Kushina asked with a grin.
"This isn't fair!" Ranma yelled out in annoyance.
"If you want fair, then go and join a sports team. This is a battle, and the only rule is winning. Honor is great, but depending on that will just get you and who you care about killed" Kushina said, as her free hair behind her turned into fists, ready to pummel Ranma.
"I would give up bud. Those fists can use both Shigan and Tekkai" Naruto yelled out to Ranma.
"Um, excuse me, but we have a visitor," Kasumi said, as she walked into the room with an older man close behind her.
The man wore a red hat and a red tie, along with a white shirt and a blue tuxedo.
"Who are you?" Soun asked the man curiously.
"Call me Mr Daikoku. I'm looking for Ranma Saotome" the man said.
"Well, you're in luck, I'm just done humbling him," Kushina said with a smile, as she threw Ranma at Mr Daikoku's feet.
"Ah, Ranma my boy!" Mr Daikoku yelled, as hugged Ranma happily.
"Who the heck are you? Do I know you?" Ranma asked, as he tried to get loose from the excited man.
"Wait, you don't know? Where is Genma, he can explain it" Mr Daikoku said as he looked around.
"Why are you here?" Nabiki asked curiously.
"Genma and I have a marriage contract to settle and -" Mr Daikoku was saying, before getting cut off.
"Say what?!" Soun and Akane yelled out at this.
"Of course," Naruto said with a groan, as he and the others looked around and spotted Genma in his panda form, hiding in a bush nearby, holding up a wooden sign that said 'Do not disturb the sleeping panda' on it.
"You better have an explanation, Sautome!" Soun yelled, as he ran over and poured a whole steaming kettle of hot water on the panda.
"Did you have to use boiling water Tendo?" Genma asked with a nervous look, as he got up out of the bush.
"You will get more than that, if you don't start talking" Soun said with a glare.
"Yea, let's hear this. I have a bet going to see how stupid you actually are" Naruto said with a grin.
"Oh, I bet 10,000 yen that he ripped this guy off," Kushina said with a grin.
"Suckers bet" Ranma, Naruto and Kasumi said together.
"Well, I bet 20,000 yen that he traded something for Ranma" Nabiki said.
"Bet" Naruto said with a nod, figuring Genma couldn't be that stupid.
"Mr Daikoku, you may want to explain the situation, since Genma here most likely won't tell the truth" Minato said calmly to Mr Daikoku.
"Hmmm, very well," Mr Daikoku said as he nodded.
(One explanation later)
Everyone was looking at Mr Daikoku with surprised looks at this.
"Y-you traded me for 3 fish and a bowl of rice?" Ranma asked Genma with an enraged look on his face, as he stomped over.
"And two pickles," Genma said with a smile.
POW!
Genma was now face first in the dirt, after Ranma had slugged him hard in the head at this.
"Ha! Pay up, sucker!" Nabiki yelled with a grin, holding her hand out.
"Damn gold digging girl is too cute for her own good" Naruto grumbled, as he took out his wallet.
"aww poor baby i'll treat you to ramen later" Nabiki said with a smile as she took the money and counted it
Naruto paused and blushed a little at this while Minato chuckled
oh yeah she's definitely not the woman for you Minato said with a chuckle
"zip it old man" Naruto grumbled under his breath
"Look Mr Daikoku, I'm afraid that Ranma is already engaged to my daughter Akane. And together, they will continue the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts!" Soun yelled firmly at the man.
"Yea. So if you have a problem, then take it up with father of the year over here" Kushina said with a scoff, as Genma struggled to get up out of the ground.
"Indeed. From what I've heard, this arranged marriage was in place before Ranma was born, so I'm afraid you don't have a leg to stand on with Ranma" Naruto said firmly to the older man.
"Hmmmmm. If that is true, then you are right. But I still should be compensated for my time" Mr Daikoku said with a frown.
"You paid him with fish, rice and pickles. I don't think you lost out on a lot" Minato said as he shook his head
"True. But I still feel I got scammed" Mr Daikoku said with a glare at Genma, who had got his head out of the hole, and was laid on his back.
"Why do I see flying pandas?" Genma said deliriously.
"Oh you did get scammed. But rest assured, the fat panda here will be punished" Kushina said with a mad grin, as she cracked her knuckles.
"Very well, I'll take my leave. Oh, and be sure to make it hurt Miss Uzumaki" Mr Daikoku said with a nod at Kushina, before he left the room.
"You can count on it. My mom has made packs of wolves flinch" Naruto said with a chuckle, as the man left.
"You can't judge me for this! I was alone, with a young child!" Genma yelled out, as Kushina grabbed him with her hair, hanging him upside down as she did.
"Where was his mom?" Minato asked with a glare at Genma.
Genma paled at this, but said nothing.
"I smell a secret," Kushina said in a sing-song voice, as she smiled at Genma in an evil way.
"Where is your mom?" Naruto asked Ranma curiously.
"No idea, I never thought about it. As long as I can remember, it was just me and pops" Ranma said with a shrug.
"Huh, maybe he stole you from your mom," Nabiki said with a flat tone, as she ate some chips.
"I wouldn't put it past him," Naruto said with his own flat tone, as he tried to grab some chips, but Nabiki slapped his hand away.
"You two are becoming more and more compatible" Soun said with a chuckle at them.
"It's so cute," Kasumi said with her own smile, as she held a camera up, taking a photo.
"I did not steal him from his mother!" Genma yelled out, as Kushina pushed him with her finger, making him swing.
"Then where is she?" Kushina asked, as she shook Genma with her hair.
"I don't have to tell you a thing, you mad woman!" Genma bellowed out, as he shook his head rapidly in defiance.
"Should we turn his room inside out, and see if he's got her address or something?" Akane asked.
"I doubt he has anything like that. Pops has made a living covering his tracks" Ranma said with a sigh.
"Well, if nothing else, I can help," Minato said as he held up his hand.
"How so, Mr Uzumaki?" Akane asked curiously.
"My dad is a private detective guy. Heck, he could give Detective Conan a run for his money" Naruto said with a smile at his dad.
Minato chuckled at this and nodded. "Just leave it to me. I'll look into this in my spare time for you Ranma" he said as he clapped his hand on Ranma's shoulder.
"I forbid it!" Genma yelled, as he still hung in the air in Kushina's hair.
"Kushina dear, can you try to get some of Genma's DNA for me?" Minato asked with a smile
"How much do you need, sweetie?" Kushina asked with a smile.
"Some hair or a tooth will do" Minato said happily
"Sure thing" Kushina said, as some of her hair went to Genma's head, and grabbed some of what little hair he had, before roughly pulling it off.
"YEOUCH!" Genma yelled out painfully.
"And now for the tooth," Kushina said with an evil grin.
"Mercy?" Genma said feebly, as Kushina's hair turned into hands as they approached his head.
"Sorry, all outta mercy" Kushina said, as her hair hands turned into fists.
"Ok, let's go out. We don't want to see this, especially you ladies" Naruto said, as he pushed Akane and Nabiki out of the room, with Kasumi and Soun close behind.
"Hold on, I wanna see how far your ma goes" Ranma said with a grin.
"Will you come on?" Naruto said with a roll of his eyes, as he grabbed Ranma by the back of his shirt and dragged him out.
As they all left, the sounds of blows landing and Genma yelling in pain and Kushina's laughter was heard.
(A few days later)
Naruto was walking out of school, making his way to the school gates.
"Hey Naruto, where are you heading in such a hurry?" Ranma asked, as he ran after Naruto.
"Mom is opening her restaurant soon, and she wants me to pass out fliers," Naruto said, as he held up some flyers.
"Oh cool. What's the name of her restaurant?" Ranma asked curiously.
"The Rising Tide. She sells both Japanese and Chinese dishes for a variety" Naruto said, as he handed Ranma a flier.
"Well, Akane has cooking class with your ma, and I have nothing to do. So let's go pass around the fliers, and then go get something to eat" Ranma said.
"Deal" Naruto said with a smile, as he and Ranma left the school.
But their path was blocked by Kuno, who had a new Bokken ready.
"Oh, what now?" Naruto asked with a groan.
"It's been a week. He needs at least one beat down a week, so he learns" Ranma said with a flat tone.
"Enough, you fools! I will not lose this time! Have at -" Kuno was saying, before…..
POW!
He was sent flying into the air, thanks to a double uppercut from Naruto and Ranma.
"That guy needs a new hobby," Ranma said with a sigh.
"Or at least a girlfriend that can tolerate him," Naruto said, as they walked off.
"If there is a girl that can put up with him, she's either a Saint or a devil" Ranma said with a smirk.
Naruto snorted at this, as he and Ranma passed out fliers as they walked.
As they passed out fliers, Naruto noticed a figure following them from up on the rooftops.
"What's up?" Ranma asked curiously.
"Wait here for a second, I need to check something," Naruto said, before he took off with his Geppo and jumped at a nearby rooftop, and blocked the path of what looked like a man in a black one piece suit.
Naruto bonked the man on the head, and sent him flying to Ranma down below, slamming into the ground.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow!" the man yelled as he held his head in pain, while rolling around on the ground.
"Ok wannabe ninja, who are you and why are you following us?" Naruto asked, as he dropped down to them.
"I am the great Sasuke -" the man was saying, before being cut off.
"If you say Uchiha, I swear to Kami that I'll make you into a woman," Naruto said with a growl, as he spun a kunai on his finger.
"I am Sasuke Sarugakure, the personal ninja of the Kuno family, you whiskered fool!" the man yelled out.
"Oh, thank God. So, what can we do for you?" Naruto said with a sigh of relief, as he put the kunai away.
"Bad experience?" Ranma asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You have no idea," Naruto said with a shudder.
"I don't have to tell you -" Sasuke was saying, before he was cut off by Naruto throwing his kunai at him, barely missing his ear.
"The next one won't miss," Naruto said with a glare, just like his mom taught him.
"…master asked me to find out Saotome's weakness!" Sasuke yelled out, as he cried in fear.
"Of course he did," Ranma said with a sigh.
"Why would he want to know about Ranma's weakness?" Naruto asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"Cause he can't win any other way, duh" Ranma said with a shrug.
"You dare insult my great maste -" Sasuke was yelling in anger…..
POW!
Before he was sent flying, by Naruto slugging him in the head, and sending him into the dirt.
"I usually don't pick on weaklings, but that guy worshiping Kuno gives me a headache" Naruto said, as he and Ranma walked off.
"So, how are we gonna spread out all these fliers?" Ranma asked curiously.
"I'll take half and use Geppo to take to the sky and drop the fliers, while you take the ground," Naruto said, as he did a few squats and stretched his legs.
Moments later, they were both ready to go both holding a stack of fliers.
Naruto took off into the air and started to drop fliers down to the streets below, while Ranma took off in the opsistate direction.
(With Kushina)
Kushina was inside the kitchen of her home, with Akane trying to teach her to make curry.
"No, no! You use white wine, not vinegar!" Kushina bellowed out, as she raised a wooden spoon in the air while akane scrambled to correct her mistake
Trying being the key word here.
Kushina had only been teaching Akane for the past hour, and she was ready to pull her hair out by the roots.
"Sorry Miss Kushina!" Akane yelled, as she tried to fix her mistakes.
As she grabbed a bottle of what she thought was white wine, what she didn't notice was that it was actually Tabasco sauce.
"Stop, stop!" Kushina yelled as she grabbed Akane's wrist, and stopped her from pouring the sauce.
They then heard the doorbell go off.
"Minato, could you get the door please! I'm trying to avoid a disaster here!" Kushina yelled, as she put the tabasco sauce down.
"I'm working on a case here Kushina!" Minato yelled from his private office.
Kushina sighed at this and looked at Akane, who was frowning at her failure.
"Maybe I should just quit. Kasumi has tried teaching me and failed every time. And now you can't do it either" Akane said, as she looked down at her feet, clearly on the verge of crying.
"Hey, don't worry. I'm not giving up on you, we just need to slow down and start from scratch" Kushina said, as she patted her on the shoulder to comfort her.
"Do you really think so?" Akane asked, looking up at Kushina with red eyes.
"Oh sure. My little sister was the same way, she couldn't learn martial arts worth a damn. But when my pops gave her a katana, she looked like one of those Samurais the brat reads about in those Manga he loves" Kushina said with a smile.
"What happened to your sister?" Akane asked curiously, as she smiled
Kushina frowned at this. "The last I heard, she ran off and married some deadbeat" she said.
"Oh….I'm sorry" Akane said, hoping she didn't make her mad.
"It's fine. You should worry if I ever meet the deadbeat, who lured her away!" Kushina said with a growl.
(At the Tendo household)
Genma was drinking some tea, when he suddenly felt a shiver run down his spine.
"Why do I feel like someone just walked over my grave?" he thought to himself in worry.
(Back with Kushina)
They then heard the doorbell again.
"Alright already! Ok, let's take a break, and I'll think up a better lesson plan for you" Kushina said, as she left the kitchen.
Akane nodded at this, as she started to attempt to clean up the kitchen, so she was at least some help.
Kushina walked over to the front door and opened the door, and saw it was the mailman. "Aren't you late for the day?" she asked with a raised eyebrow, knowing it was past noon for the mail.
"A special delight from China, Miss" the mail man said as he held up a box.
"Ah. OK, thanks" Kushina said, as she took the package and signed for it.
After the mailman left, Kushina took the package into the living area
"We got some mail. Who's it for?" Minato asked curiously, as he came into the room holding some files
"Looks like it's for the brat. It must be from Shampoo" Kushina said, pointing out the return address on the package.
"Looks like she's his problem now, and not Ranma's" Minato said with a chuckle, while Kushina laughed and nodded in agreement.
The package then started to shake, and what sounded like yowling and hissing was heard inside.
"Oh jeez, she sent him a pet?" Minato asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Better a cat than a dog. Alright alright, hold on" Kushina said, as she ripped open the box and a blur jumped out of the box, and landed on a table nearby.
Kushina and Minato looked at the table and saw a white cat with a pink tipped tail, ears and socks. What stood out was that it had bells on its fur around its face.
"Oh, it's adorable!" Kushina said with a smile at the cat.
"Meow!" the cat said with a smile, as it jumped into Kushina's arms, before rubbing its head on her chin, purring happily.
"So we're keeping him?" Minato asked curiously.
The cat looked at Minato and hissed.
"Girl dear" Kushina said with a smile at him.
"Oops sorry. How about some tuna as a sorry?" Minato asked curiously.
Before the cat could react, they all heard something.
"We're home!" Naruto yelled from outside, as he and Ranma approached the front door.
"Meow!" the cat said, as it jumped out of Kushina's arms and ran for the door.
As the cat approached the door, it opened and Ranma walked in before Naruto, and the cat jumped into his arms.
"Hey Miss Kushina. How is teaching Akane going - huh?" Ranma said, as he looked at the cat now in his hands.
"Meow," the cat said simply.
"AGGHHHHH!" Ranma screamed in terror, throwing the cat in the air.
The cat meowed at this and landed in Naruto's arms.
"Hey, watch it. I don't like hurting animals" Naruto said with a frown, as he then looked at the cat. "Hey, where did you come from?" he asked with a smile at the cat.
The cat smiled at this and nuzzled against Naruto, purring happily.
"Looks like Shampoos gift likes you brat," Kushina said with a grin.
"Shampoo? Well, at least she sent a pretty kitty" Naruto said with a smile, as he scratched the cat's chin.
"K-k-keep that thing away from me!" Ranma yelled, as he backed away against a wall, shivering in fear as he did.
"Is that Ranma?" Akane asked, as she came out of the kitchen.
"Yup, and he's acting like a punk ass," Kushina said with a chuckle.
"What's your problem? It's a cat, not your dad" Naruto said with a chuckle, as he put the cat on his shoulder.
"I-I-I am terrified of cats ok. Just keep it away!" Ranma yelled.
Naruto, Kushina, Minato and Akane looked at Ranma with surprised looks, before…..
"Ahahahahahahahahaha!" Naruto and Kushina burst out laughing at this.
"It's not funny!" Ranma bellowed at Naruto and Kushina.
"I respectfully disagree," Naruto said with a flat tone, before he went back to laughing.
"Oh come on, you two stop. He's obviously terrified" Minato said, as he tried not to smirk.
"Ok ok. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're right, it's not funny" Naruto said as he calmed himself, but was still smiling.
"Then wipe that smile off your face!" Ranma bellowed at Naruto, clearly annoyed.
"Yea brat, you have your own fear" Kushina said with a smile, as she calmed herself down too.
"Oh? What is it?" Akane asked curiously.
"I don't fear anything to the point he is," Naruto said as he pointed at Ranma, who was hiding behind a corner, trying to avoid the gaze of the cat on Naruto's shoulder.
"Ghosts," Kushina said simply.
"Where?!" Naruto bellowed out in terror, as he looked around him rapidly.
This got a snort of laughter from Ranma and Akane.
"And you're giving me crap about fear. At least mine is real!" Ranma yelled at Naruto with a smug grin.
Naruto scowled at this but said nothing, before he held up the cat on his shoulder, and put her in Ranma's face.
"Aaaahhhhhh!" Ranma screamed in terror, as he took off running…..right through a wall, leaving an imprint of his body as he ran.
"You're paying for that brat," Kushina said with an annoyed look at the hole in her wall.
"Worth it" Naruto said with a grin of victory.
"Well, you better not let Kuno find out, or he'd use it against him," Minato said firmly to Naruto.
"Oh come on dad, I'm not cruel like mom" Naruto said with a shake of his head, before Kushina slapped him on the back of his head.
"Why would Kuno care what Ranma is terrified of?" Akane asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"Cause he's a petty idiot, who would use this against him" Naruto said with a frown, as he rubbed the back of his head.
Unseen to them all, Sasuke was watching from a tree out in the backyard, and he giggled in victory, as he took off to go tell his master what he had discovered.
"Ok Naruto, go with Akane and calm Ranma down. And find out why he's freaking out" Kushina said firmly.
"And leave the cat here," Minato said firmly.
Naruto nodded at this, as he picked up the cat off his shoulder, and handed it to Kushina.
The cat started to meow in protest at this, and tried to get loose from Kushina.
"It looks like she doesn't want you to leave," Kushina said with a smile.
"I'll be back, don't worry. I'll even name you later, ok?" Naruto said with a kind smile, as he petted the cat in the head.
The cat smiled at this and gained hearts in her eyes, as Naruto left with Akane.
"Ok Minato, you go take Naruto's new groupie to his room, while I start dinner" Kushina said, as she passed the cat to Minato, making him drop the files he was holding.
"Watch it! That is information on Genma! I haven't read it all yet," Minato said with a frown.
"How is finding his wife going?" Kushina asked curiously.
"It shouldn't take too long. But not if you make me drop more of my files Minato said with a annoyed look
Kushina rolled her eyes at this, but nodded as she left Minato to go to the kitchen.
Minato sighed at this, as he carried the cat off. Unknown to him, one of his files was opened and it had a picture of a red headed woman, with the name Nodaka Saotome/Uzumaki under her picture.
Kfbanime87 and P.O.M were both sat in their office, at their respective desks, when Deadpool barged in
You made Nodaka an Uzumaki?! Deadpool yelled out
Well, she had to get that red hair from something: Kfbanime87 said with a chuckle
Oh wow. When Kushina finds out, she's gonna go nuclear: P.O.M said with a grin
Yup. Plus, this gives Ranma some family that isn't stupid as a sack of dirt: Kfbanime87 said with a grin
I approve! So what's next? Deadpool asked curiously
For me, off to the world of Digimon: P.O.M said with a grin
And for me, no idea. I like to stay more loosey goosey: Kfbanime87 said with a grin
Hmmmm. Oh! Are you gonna get that new One Piece Odyssey game? Deadpool asked
You bet! We never get anime games that are JRPGs: Kfbanime87's said with a mad grin
Wait, they have a new One Piece game? P.O.M asked curiously
Yup! The free demo is out now: Kfbanime87 said as he smiled
It is?! Where is the PS5 at?! Deadpool yelled, as he ran off
You better not touch my system, you living tumor! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he ran after the mad merc
Oi, wait for me! I wanna see this game! P.O.M yelled, as he ran off after them
