"Hey" - (Normal Talking)

"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)

{"What happened?"} - (Communication)

"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)

"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)

":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)

["What is going on here?"] - (Different language)

Opening by Neostardustdragin101

The wind blows wildly through a meadow going through a small town before revealing two figures standing atop of a telephone poll back to back. These were Naruto and Ranma both flashed grins as they stuck out a peace sign.

taikutsu na madobe ni fukikomu kaze ni

kao wo shikameta no wa terekusasa no uragaeshi

Naruto and Ranma rush out the Tendo dojo putting on their back packs with a piece of toast in their mouths.

aimai ni unazuku tenohira no kyou

egaite'ru jibun wa sukoshi oogesa de

nanika kawarisou na ki ga shite iru yo

kokoro ni yobikakeru kimi no sei da ne

Genma in panda form comes out yelling at the two only to be swatted away by a fox tail.

kumorizora nozoita yokan

te wo nobasou itsu yori mo chikarazuyoi yuuki de

As the walk down the sidewalk Akane and Nabiki catch up to them Ranma and Akane sneering at each other while Nabaki wraps her arm around Naruto who rolls his eyes, Shampoo hiding behind a tree narrows her eyes at this

hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa

yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai

ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e

zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou

Kuno swooned over Akane as she walked by while Ryoga simply shook his head while trying not to swoon himself.

kono sekai wa marude tayorinai ne to

usobuku boku no me wo karakau you ni

kimi ga mite'ru sora wa naniiro darou?

kitto aoku takaku kiyoraka na hazu

Naruto and Ranma train together when suddenly the boys falls into the water jumping out in his female form narrowing her eyes at Naruto who was in his kitsune form.

kotoba no mama ja modokashikute dakara nando de mo

bukiyou ni kasanete shimau ne

yorokobi mo kanashimi mo koko de imi ga umareru koto

futari kizukihajimete'ru sono riyuu mo

Happosai sneaks through the shadows smirking as he sees a dresser opening it to find Kushina's panties. Suddenly he feels a wave of killing intent and sees Kushina standing behind him.

kotoba no mama ja modokashikute

nando de mo bukiyou ni kasanete shimau yo

koe ni naranai setsunasa goto

kono omoi, kimi ni todoke

Naruto, Ranma, Ryoga, Shampoo, Kuno, and Ukyo stand together in front of the dojo running out at the shadowed figures jumping at them one of them being a green haired girl with lightning around her

hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa

yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai

Naruto and Ranma along with Ryoga began beating down any and all enemies that came their way while Shampoo jumped into the unleashing a flurry of kicks with Ukiyo swinging her spatula blowing away her foes.

ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e

zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou

Naruto lands back on the ground with Ranma both smiling as they fist bump suddenly Nabiki jumps on Naruto's back kissing his cheek while Akane wraps her arm around Ranma both blushing.

kimi ga kako ni naru mae ni mitsukeru kara

The gang looks towards the horizon giving a thumbs up

(Later, with Naruto)

Naruto was walking home from school, after the long day of dealing with Kuno's attempt to use Ranma's fear of cats to beat him, Ranma going nuts and getting sent flying by Akane after he accidentally kissed her, while he was in cat mode.

As Naruto walked, he heard some yelling nearby, which caused him to sigh in annoyance. "Well, I may as well go see what the fuss is about" he said, before he took off via Moonwalk, to where he heard the yelling coming from.

He soon spotted a disheveled Ranma, whose clothes were dirty and torn, running from Kuno and Ryoga, who were yelling as they chased him.

Naruto groaned at this, before he shot at them, deciding to help, since Ranma was family and like his mom said: you don't turn on family, kick their ass. Sure, drive them crazy absolutely, but never abandon them.

Naruto dropped down behind Ranma, and blocked the path of Kuno and Ryoga.

"Okay, why are you two after Ranma?" Naruto demanded to know.

"He defiled the great Akane Tendo's lip!" Kuno yelled, as he waved his bokken.

"Yea, what he said!" Ryoga yelled, as he held up his umbrella.

Naruto sighed at this, as he shook his head. "Alright, listen. I'm tired and hungry, and me and my cousin here have an appointment at my moms restaurant. So you get one warning, before I kick your ass, and in your case, turn you into bacon….P-chan" he said with a pointed look at Ryoga.

Ryoga froze at this, before he glared at Ranma. "You told him?!" he bellowed in a rage.

"I didn't say a thing, you moron!" Ranma yelled at Ryoga.

"Yea, I'm not a moron, unlike the wannabe ronin" Naruto said, as he jerked his thumb at Kuno.

"I refuse to be stopped by you Uzumaki, and I will gladly vanquish you and saotome!" Kuno yelled, as he raised his bokken.

Naruto sighed at this, before he looked at Kuno. "Alright Kuno, let's get this over - what the hell is that?!" he bellowed in a panic, as he pointed behind Kuno.

"What?" Kuno asked, as he looked where Naruto was pointing, before Naruto slammed his foot into his side and sent him flying into a tree nearby…..which split in half and fell onto Kuno.

Naruto then lowered his foot and looked at Ryoga. "How about you, piggy? Do you wanna go wee wee wee all the way home?" he asked, as he raised his finger in a threatening way.

Ryoga growled at this insult, but before he could respond, he was splashed from behind with some water, which was sent at him by a puddle being splashed by a passing bike, which turned him into his pig form.

"Dang, I wanted to see how much punishment this idiot could take" Naruto said with a smirk, as he lowered his finger

Ryoga squealed at Naruto and Ranma, clearly annoyed at this turn of events.

"Yea, yea, yea. Look piggy, you can fight Ranma later, but not today. He's had a long day, and so have I" Naruto said as he nodded at Ranma, before they walked away from Ryoga, who continued to squeal angrily at them.

"Are you doing OK?" Naruto asked Ranma as they walked

"Well apparently, according to those two morons, I kissed Akane while I was in cat mode" Ranma grumbled, as he looked at the ground and lightly blushed.

"Yea, that's pretty much what happened, right before Akane booted you out of the area" Naruto said as he nodded.

Ranma groaned at this, as he shook his head.

"Well, at least you didn't land in any water," Naruto said with a smile. trying to cheer him up.

"I did," Ranma said with an annoyed tone.

"Ouch. Would it help if I told you it turns out Shampoo is my problem now?" Naruto asked curiously.

This made Ranma look at Naruto with wide eyes.

"Yea. It turns out, her great grandmother is friends with my mom, and she likes the idea of my mom and her being family" Naruto said with a sigh.

This made Ranma get on his hands and knees, before bowing to Naruto many times while saying 'thank you' over and over again.

"Oh stop, you're sounding like uncle fatass, when he's begging my mom to stop hitting him," Naruto said with a snicker, as they approached a building, with a sign that said 'The Rising Tide' which had several people leaving it happily.

"This is your mom's restaurant? Wow, it looks like it's pretty popular" Ranma said, as he saw more people enter the restaurant before them.

"Yea, let's get something, as you could use a meal. Oh, and don't worry Mr kitty, she has fish" Naruto said with a smirk, as he entered the restaurant.

"Ha, ha, ha" Ranma said with a flat tone, as he followed his cousin inside.

But paused as he spotted Akane, sitting at the bar with Kushina.

"Ah, if it isn't my favorite nephew. I heard you had an exciting day," Kushina said with a teasing smile.

"Mum, he's your only nephew, so how can he be your favorite?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Shampoo, Naruto is here!" Kushina yelled, ignoring Naruto and yelling into the back where the kitchen was.

"Airen!" Shampoo's voice was heard yelling, before she ran from the back and tackled Naruto into a hug.

"You suck!" Naruto yelled at Kushina, before he groaned as Shampoo hugged him tightly.

"You come to visit Shampoo?" Shampoo asked Naruto as she smiled.

"It's my mom's restaurant, Shampoo. Why are you here?" Naruto asked, as he got loose from her grip.

"Future mother in law make great grandmother manager of restaurant, and I'm delivery girl and waitress," Shampoo said, as she smiled.

"Of course," Naruto said as he glared at Kushina, who was smiling at them.

Ranma and Akane were looking away from each other, both feeling awkward after what happened today at school.

"Ok Akane, take this and go home. I'll deal with Ranma" Kushina said, as she passed Akane a take out bag of food.

"T-thanks Miss Kushina" Akane said, as she nodded at her before she left, trying to avoid Ranma's eyes.

"Oh, she definitely likes you cuz" Naruto said with a snicker, as Akane left the restaurant.

Before a wooden spoon nailed him in the forehead, courtesy of Cologne, who poked her head out from the kitchen window.

"Oi! What the hell, you old ghoul?!" Naruto yelled, as he held his head.

"Don't make things worse for your cousin, son in law. Now, follow me. I want to teach you something" Cologne said, as she pointed to the backdoor with her cane.

"What could you possibly teach me?" Naruto asked with an annoyed tone.

"Go brat, me and Ranma need to talk," Kushina said firmly.

Naruto sighed at this, before he followed Cologne, with Shampoo close behind him.

Ranma looked at Kushina nervously, as he had a bad feeling what her reaction was gonna be to him kissing Akane.

"Oh, relax will ya? I'm not mad at you" Kushina said, as she gestured for Ranma to sit down at the bar.

"You're not? I thought you were gonna rant about how I was a disgrace or something" Ranma said, as Kushina handed him a menu.

"What do you take me for the fat panda? I'm an actual parent, unlike that moron" Kushina said with a scowl at the thought of Genma.

Ranma smiled at this, as he sighed in relief.

"So, I have to ask, do you remember anything when you go all cat-like?" Kushina asked curiously.

"No, I don't remember anything from when I act like a cat. All I remember is being surrounded by cats and a tiger, and the next thing I know, I'm in a pool and in my girl form" Ranma said, as he looked at his menu.

Kushina nodded at this, as she had a feeling this was the case. "Well despite that, you should still apologize to Akane when you get back home," she told him.

"But it wasn't my -" Ranma was saying, before Kushina raised her hand to stop him.

"I know that, but look at it from Akane's point of view, suddenly taking her first kiss in front of everyone at school" Kushina said firmly.

Ranma said nothing to this, but looked down at the table, as he hadn't considered that.

"Look, I know this whole engagement thing is a pain, but you obviously at least care about her, as at least a friend right?" Kushina asked him.

Ranma thought about this, and after a few moments he nodded, as he did think of Akane as a friend at least.

"Well then, you know what you have to do right?" Kushina asked

"Yea, I have to apologize" Ranma said, as he knew if he was a real friend, he should at least apologize.

"Good. Also, free advice, if she asks if it could have been anyone that you would have kissed, tell her you only calm down around someone you trust" Kushina said, nodding at Ranma.

Ranma paused at this and nodded in agreement. "Wait, how did you know about that?" he asked curiously.

"I made your deadbeat dad make a list of everything he did while raising you, and that whole cat fist crap was its own book" Kushina growled out in annoyance.

Ranma nodded at this, as he figured she would make his dad talk, after she beat the hell out of him.

"Gah! This technique is stupid!" Naruto was heard yelling in pain from the back outside.

"Ok, while I make you some food, why don't you go see what your cousin is attempting to learn? Maybe you can figure it out before him" Kushina said with a smile at her nephew.

Ranma nodded at this, as he went out through the back yard.

When he got there, he saw that Cologne and Shampoo were next to a campfire and Naruto was on the ground, rolling around trying to put the fire out on his sleeves.

"Auntie, Naruto is on fire!" Ranma yelled into the restaurant.

"I'm on it!" Kushina yelled, before she ran out with a bucket of water which she splashed on Naruto, resulting in him turning into his kitsune form.

"Ah, so this is your cursed form" Cologne mused, as Naruto barked at Kushina clearly annoyed at her.

"Yea, yea, brat. Looks like you didn't get the Chestnut Fist right away, did you?" Kushina asked with a smirk at her now kitsune son.

"Chestnut Fist?" Ranma asked curiously as he looked at Cologne with a raised eyebrow, while Shampoo picked up Naruto.

"Airan is too cute as kitsune," Shampoo said as she smiled at Naruto, and scratched his ear.

Naruto tried to not enjoy this, but it was really hard as Shampoo found a good spot, making Naruto close his eyes while kicking his back leg slightly.

"Oh, this is too good," Kushina said with a grin, as she took out her phone and took a picture of it.

Naruto barked at this, and growled at his mother.

Meanwhile, Ranma was watching Cologne demonstrate the technique that she was trying to teach Naruto.

"Are you sure it's ok to show me this?" Ranma asked Cologne, knowing this was probably an amazon secret technique.

"You're technically an Uzumaki, so I have no problem teaching you along with my future great grandson son in law," Cologne said, as she waved her hand dismissively.

Ranma smiled at this and nodded, before he tried to perform the technique by snatching the chestnuts out of the fire…and needing to be put out when he caught on fire.

(A week later)

Naruto was running to school, after waking up late cause he was up training late.

It took him and Ranma a while, but eventually they had mastered the Chestnut Fist.

Though Naruto's hands were covered in bandages, thanks to the burns he got from the fire.

As he approached the school gates, he spotted Nabiki nearby. "Hey gold digger, how've you been?" he called out in greeting.

"Better than you. Guess you were learning that trick along with saotome" Nabiki said, seeing Naruto's bandages.

"Yes, but we finally have it mastered," Naruto said with a chuckle, before he winced a little at the pain in his hands.

Nabiki sighed at this, before she took off her backpack and took out a small container. "Come here" she said, as she grabbed his hand and pulled him to a bench nearby.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Oi, watch it, I'm still tender!" Naruto whined, as Nabiki sat him down on the bench.

"Oh, quit your whining fishcake, or I won't put this ointment on your hands" Nabiki said, as she removed the bandages on his hands.

Naruto blinked in surprise at this, as Nabiki rubbed some ointment on his hands, making him wince a little.

"Trying to be a tough guy," Nabiki mused, as she chuckled at Naruto trying to act tough.

"I am tough. I learned that Amazon technique, didn't I?" Naruto asked, feeling some pride in the fact he learned this technique.

"Well, if you're so tough, why did you have to move to avoid your ex?" Nabiki asked with a smirk.

Naruto stopped smiling at this, before he pouted. "That's a low blow" he grumbled out, giving her the stink eye.

"Hey, an opponent as mentality worthy as you, I need to take whatever edge I can," Nabiki said with a smile, as she applied more ointment to his other hand.

Naruto said nothing to this, as he didn't have a response to this.

"So…if she wasn't your ex, what was she then?" Nabiki asked curiously.

Naruto sighed at this. "It's a long story. I got into this thing to help the planet, and ended up with her chasing me, thinking that I proposed to her" he said.

"So, she's a worse Shampoo? Wow, you have a type" Nabiki said with a giggle at this, finding this funny.

"Yea, yea. So, long story short, it got so nuts that when she left to go visit her family, we changed our last name to my mom's name and moved here" Naruto said as he sighed.

Nabiki nodded at this, before she stopped rubbing his hands. "Ok, you're all set fishcake. Here, you should apply this again, before you go to bed" she said, as she handed him the container of burn ointment and started to walk away, after he reapplied his bandages.

Naruto nodded at this, as he took the ointment. "Hey, thanks…..Nabiki" he said, deciding to call her by her name.

Nabiki paused at this, as Naruto had never called her by her name before, before she turned to look at him. "Are you going sweet on me, fishcake?" she asked with a teasing smirk.

Naruto snorted at this. "Yeah, you wish gold digger," he said, as she smirked back at her.

Nabiki chuckled at this, as she went inside the school.

Naruto watched Nabiki for a moment, before he heard a bicycle bell, and Shampoo slammed into him.

But thankfully, Naruto had activated his Tekkai and didn't move from the force.

"Hello Shampoo" Naruto said with a sigh, as Shampoo had been doing this when greeting him for the last week, so he was used to this by now.

"Niho airen! I bring you lunch from Lady Kushina's restaurant. Cooked it myself" Shampoo said happily, as she held a paper bag out to Naruto.

Naruto sighed at this and nodded gratefully to her, before he noticed something outside the gates of the school.

"Ah, there you are, my darling Shampoo!" a male teen said, as he hugged Ranma from behind.

The teen boy had long black hair and wore a white robe.

Naruto noted that the teen boy had what looked like a pair of glasses on his forehead.

"Oi, get off me, you crazy loon!" Ranma yelled, as he punched the teen boy, sending him to the ground.

"Ai ya" Shampoo said, as she groaned in annoyance.

"Do you know this guy?" Naruto asked curiously, as he figured Shampoo knew him, since he was dressed in Chinese garb.

"He friend from childhood. Mousse, what you do here?" Shampoo yelled at the male teen.

Mousse turned towards Naruto and Shampoo, and jumped at them. "There you are Shampoo!" he yelled happily…..before he hugged Naruto.

Who was promptly blocked with a kick to his head.

"Put glasses on, big dummy!" Shampoo yelled at Mousse.

Mousse moved his glasses off his forehead and onto his face. "There you are. Sorry about that sir, see she's my fiance" he said to Naruto.

"No, she's not Mousse. You already lost to Shampoo" Cologne said, as she made her presence known.

"Hey, the ghoul returns," Naruto said flatly, as Cologne hopped over to them with her walking stick.

"Get used to it," Cologne said, before she looked at Mousse. "Come now Mousse, you lost to Shampoo long ago" she said.

"That doesn't count, we were children!" Mousse yelled out.

"You know our laws as well as I. Shampoo is already engaged to this young man," Cologne said, as she gestured to Naruto with her walking stick.

"Oh, this should be good," Ranma said with a grin, as he and Akane watched.

"I'm gonna guess he challenges him to a fight" Akane said, as she shook her head at this.

"This guy? He's obviously not right for Shampoo! I mean look at him, he dyes his hair!" Mousse yelled, as he pointed at Naruto.

Naruto's eyebrow twitched at this, as he had heard this a lot growing up, and he got really annoyed when people accused him of this.

"And look at those whisker marks! He's obviously a delinquent!" Mousse yelled out, as he pointed at Naruto's cheeks.

Naruto's eyebrow twitched even more at this.

"Hey fishcake, you're gonna be late to class!" Nabiki yelled from the second floor window of the school.

"I'm in a situation, woman!" Naruto yelled out, clearly annoyed and at his wits end.

"Who is she?" Mousse asked curiously.

"She's nobody, just a girl he knows," Cologne said quickly.

"Hey, excuse me, she's his fiancee" Ranma said with a grin.

This got a groan from Akane and Cologne.

"Thank…..you….Ranma" Naruto growled out, as he was really annoyed that his cousin had most likely made things worse

"Ah ha! You're a cheater too! That's it! I challenge you to a duel!" Mousse yelled, as he pointed at Naruto.

"Nice going Ranma" Akane said, as she scowled at him.

"Eh he, opps" Ranma said with a nervous chuckle.

"What does this duel entail?" Naruto asked, as he wasn't one to back down from a challenge

"We fight tomorrow at noon. And if I win, then I get -" Mousse was saying, before….

"Shampoo is spoken for," Cologne said, cutting him off.

Mousse paused at this, before he thought for a moment and looked at Nabiki, who was still watching this from the second story window. "Fine. If I win, I get her" Mousse said, pointing at Nabiki.

This got surprised looks from everyone.

"So, one girl is as good as another to you?" Akane asked with a scowl at this.

"Why should he care? He has Shampoo, right?" Mousse said with a smirk.

Naruto scowled at this, before he nodded. "Fine. You want a fight, then I'll give you a fight" he said.

"Very well. It's a man to man promise. We will fight tomorrow at noon" Mousse said.

"Fine with me. Now get lost, I have school" Naruto said, before he turned to leave and walked towards the school, along with the others, leaving Shampoo, Mousse and Cologne alone.

(Later, at The Rising Tide)

Naruto and the others were at the bar, while Kushina brought them all some food.

"So, this hair gel guy just challenged you, and made you bet Nabiki?" Kushina asked curiously, as she handed Naruto a bowl of ramen.

This made the teens all snicker at Kushina's nickname for Mousse.

"Pretty much, yeah" Naruto said with a nod, before he ate his ramen.

"And you're ok with this?" Kushina asked Nabiki curiously.

"I didn't exactly have a say in this. But worse case scenario, and fishcake blows it, I can just have that moron deported," Nabiki said with a bored tone, before she ate some of her ramen.

"….why didn't you think of that?" Akane asked Naruto, thinking that was a much easier option.

"Because I'm not backing down from his challenge," Naruto said firmly, after he swallowed his food.

"Uh, Miss Kushina, is this an Uzumaki thing?" Akane asked curiously, as she had heard Ranma say the same thing.

"Oh, absolutely. But this is also a macho thing with all teen boys. Would you believe Minato did the same kind of thing, when a guy tried to sweep me off my feet, when we were traveling across China?" Kushina said with a grin as she reminisced.

"Well, if your gonna beat him, I would get some info about his fighting style" Nabiki said as she ate some more Ramen

"Well, since Shampoo has obviously fought against him, she'll be able to help me," Naruto said with a nod at this.

"Yea, but will she sell out a fellow Amazon?" Ranma asked curiously.

Before anyone could respond, Shampoo came into the room, carrying her delivery box.

"All done with delivery, Lady Kushina!" Shampoo yelled happily, as she smiled at Kushina, who nodded at her.

"There you are Shampoo. I wanted to ask about Mousse's fighting style" Naruto said, as he finished his ramen.

Shampoo nodded at this. "Mousse is master of Dark Magic" she said firmly.

This got silence from everyone.

"Please tell me she's not serious," Ranma said to Kushina.

Kushina snorted at this. "Nah, she means he uses that hidden weapons style" she said, as she rolled her eyes.

"Ah, that explains his outfit. He can hide all kinds of weapons in those robes and sleeves" Ranma said as he nodded.

"The Dark Side is strong within him," Nauto said, trying to sound very Jedi-like.

"You are such a dork," Nabiki said, as she finished her ramen.

"Hey, Star Wars is awesome," Naruto said with a shrug.

"You should take this seriously," Akane said, sounding worried.

"Mousse is very tricky. Could hurt you if not careful" Shampoo said.

"Oh, he has this. I have full confidence in him" Nabiki said with a scoff, as she got up to leave.

"Oh, do you now?" Kushina said with a grin at Nabiki.

This got teasing grins from Ranma and Akane.

Shampoo on the other hand, was scowling and cracking her knuckles as Nabiki left.

"Freeze," Naruto said firmly to Shampoo.

"She obstacle and obstacle is for -" Shampoo was saying, before Naruto held his hand up, cutting her off.

"You so much as hurt a hair on my friend's head, and not only can you forget me ever marrying you, you can forget being my friend," Naruto said with a hard tone, as he glared at Shampoo.

Shampoo froze at this, as her eyes widened in surprise at this threat.

"Ok, let's head home brat," Kushina said, quickly grabbing Naruto, and pushing him towards the exit.

Akane and Ranma followed, deciding to leave just in case Shampoo lashed out.

But Shampoo was just silent, as she watched Naruto leave.

"Hmmmm. My future great grandson in law has a mean streak when it comes to his friends getting hurt" Cologne mused, as she entered the room from the kitchen.

"I don't want Naruto to hate me, but Nabiki is obstacle" Shampoo said with a frown, as she tried to rack her brain for a solution.

"Hmmmm. Maybe there is law I am forgetting that could help" Cologne mused to herself, as she knew Shampoo didn't want to upset Naruto.

Shampoo nodded at this, hoping that if there was a law that could help her, her great grandmother would find it.

(The next day)

Outside the school, there was a bunch of booths set up around a big arena.

"Nabiki, did you tell the whole school about this?" Akane asked her sister with a twitching eyebrow.

"Hey, Mousse announced it to the whole school. Don't blame me for taking bets" Nabiki said from her seat, where she was indeed taking bets.

Akane sighed at this, as she shook her head. "So, how many are betting on Naruto?" she asked curiously.

"Not a lot," Nabiki said with a shrug.

"They are all betting on Mousse?" Akane asked in surprise.

"Nope. Apparently a rumor is out that Naruto's hands are hurt, and he has a disadvantage" Nabiki said with a smile.

Akane and Ranma rolled their eyes at this, as they could see what Nabiki did.

"Gaaah, where is Naruto?!" Mousse yelled, as he waited in the arena.

"He will be here soon Mousse, don't worry" Ranma said, as he sat with Akane and her family at the stands.

"Ha, like my brat wouldn't show up!" Kushina yelled, as she and Minato approached and sat with the Tendo's.

Genma, who was also sitting with the Tendo's, flinched a little upon seeing Kushina.

"Hey fat ass. Are you fully healed yet? I need a workout" Kushina said with a savage grin.

Genma's response was to dump a drink on his head, and turn into a panda, while holding a sign that said ":No attacking the endangered panda:" making Akane snort at this.

"Pfft, like that's gonna stop her" Ranma said with a scoff

"Damn straight!" Kushina said with a nod.

"Lady Kushina is more than a match for fat panda" Shampoo said, as she sat with Cologne next to the Tendo's.

Before anyone could respond, Naruto appeared in the arena across from Mousse.

"Ok, let's get this over with Mousse," Naruto said, as he stretched a bit.

"Don't think you can beat me with your living weapon techniques, Uzumaki!" Mousse yelled, as he scowled at Naruto.

"Break his legs brat!" Kushina yelled, as she held up a homemade sign that said ":if you lose, you're out of the family!:"

This got some laughs from Ranma and Nabiki, before Minato poked Kushina in the forehead, making her chuckle before she turned the sign around, so it said ":Go Naruto!:"

"Just start the match already" Naruto said to the referee, who was a teacher from the school.

"Let the match begin!" the referee said, as he held up his arm, starting the match.

Mousse jumped into the air, throwing a barrage of kunai towards Naruto, who simply cracked his neck, before rearing back his leg and sending a kick, creating a crescent blade of air cutting away at the kunai. Mousse gasped at this, before narrowing his eyes he launched more kunai towards Naruto, who sent off several more speed kicks, sending out more crescent shaped blades of wind, slightly cutting away every kunai in his way.

"Hmmm, son in law seems to have the Rankyaku mastered" Cologne mused, as she watched the match.

"Yea, that one took the most time for him to learn," Minato said as he nodded.

Naruto smirked, as he vanished and reappeared behind Mousse. Before he could react, he was pushed away by a strong palm to his chest, sending him crashing downward to the ground, crashing hard.

Naruto smirked, appearing in front of the downed weapon user. Mousse jumped to his feet, pulling out a chain ball before throwing it at Naruto, wrapping it around his arm. He gave a loud scream, as he pulled Naruto upwards before smashing him down to the ground. When the dust cleared, Naruto laid there completely unfazed.

"I'm gonna guess this is his Tekkai technique?" Soun asked Kushina curiously.

"Yup. It's the perfect defense" Kushina said with a prideful grin.

"Unless it's against an enemy using a elementary Minato said with a knowing grin as Kushina face planted

Naruto jumped to his feet and grit his teeth, as he gave a loud roar, breaking the chains with his strength.

Naruto worked his neck, rubbing his arms while smirking at the boy's shock. Mousse then dropped smoke bombs, creating a cloud of mist.

"Feh, coward" Naruto thought, before he closed his eyes, focusing only on his ears. Mousse threw several kunai, only to phase through Naruto. Suddenly, the sounds of something hitting the air rang through the mist, before Mousse was kicked hard in the stomach, causing him to spit up some salvia as he was sent skidding back.

"Another smoke bomb? Seriously, is that all you got?" Naruto taunted, watching as Mousse pulled out another smoke bomb, but smirked as he tossed the bomb, blasting water over him. Suddenly, Naruto's eyes widened as he transformed into his Kitsune form.

"Coward must have heard about his curse from Shampoo" Ranma said with a firm tone.

"Do you think he will be ok?" Akane asked curiously, as she didn't want Naruto to get hurt badly.

"I would be more worried about Mousse," Nabiki said with a chuckle, as she saw Naruto's smirk.

"Ha! Now I've got the edg-gah!" Mousse gasped, as Naruto crossed his front legs, before punching into Mousse's face with two of his Kitsune tails, smirking as blow after blow crashed into the weapons master, sending him rocketing into the sky, before he screamed as he fell to ground.

"Ahhhh, he used a combination of the Chestnut Fist and Tekkai to pummel Mousse with his tails, very clever" Cologne said with a chuckle at this.

"He must have been inspired by your hair technique auntie," Ranma said with a smile at Naruto's victory.

"That's my boy!" Kushina yelled, as she smiled and punched the air.

The referee checked on Mousse for a moment, and after a he did, he got up. "The winner is Naruto Uzumaki!" he yelled, pointing at Naruto.

This got cheers from the crowd, while Naruto barked and ran over to the others, and gave them a smile.

"Heh, not bad fishcake," Nabiki said with a smile at Naruto, before turning around. "Alright everyone, pay up!" she yelled out.

Naruto smiled while rolling his eyes at Nabiki, as he figured she would pull this, but was happy she bet on him to win at least.

Meanwhile, the defeated Mousse was slowly making his way to his feet.

"T-this isn't over Uzumaki. I'll -" he was yelling, as he took out a medieval mace, before…

BOOM!

He was struck by a massive amount of lighting from above.

When the flashing stopped, everyone saw what looked like a teen girl with greenish hair, with small horns sticking out of her head. She was also wearing what looked like a tiger print bikini top and bottom, along with boots.

"Oh darling?! Where is my darling?!" the girl yelled out, as she floated around looking for someone.

Naruto froze at this, and slowly turned to look at this girl and when he saw her, his fur went pure white.

"Oh jeez" Minato said, as he pinched his nose.

"Gahahahahaha! Hey brat, that crazy bitch found you!" Kushina cackled madly.

"I'm gonna guess this is fishcakes ex?" Nabiki asked with a chuckle, as the flying girl floated around, looking for Naruto.

"Yea that's Lum invader. Lucky for him, she doesn't know about his curse form" Minato said with a smile.

"Another obstacle?" Shampoo growled, as she took out her ball clubs and glared at Lum.

Many boys in the crowd heard this, with a few muttering under their breaths 'lucky bastard' and 'why does he get all the cute ones?'

"Oh! Hello Miss Kushina! Where is my darl - oi!" Lum was saying, before she yelled as she dodged a swipe from Shampoo's clubs by floating above her.

"You no take Naruto! He my fiance!" Shampoo yelled out, as she glared at Lum.

Lum paused at this, before she glared at Shampoo, her hair sparking with electricity as she did.

"Oh jeez, we better move," Minato said to everyone.

"Yup. This is a cat fight you don't want to be in the middle of" Kushina said as she nodded.

":If that was the case, wouldn't Shampoo be in her cat form?:" Genma asked with a sign and a raised eyebrow.

"Hush fat boy," Kushina said, before she slapped Genma in the back of the head.

Naruto jumped onto Nabiki's head and barked, before pointing with his tails.

"….you so owe me for this one whiskers" Nabiki said, as she followed her family out of the area, while Shampoo made a battle cry and Lum screamed in fury, as they started to fight.

Meanwhile, a charred black Mousse limped away from the area.

Inside Kfbanime87 ad P.O.M's office, the two authors were relaxing after finishing the chapter, before Deadpool barged in

Oh my God, she's here! A a oue ou a, a oue ou! Deadpool yelled out, before singing the last part

Really dude, you're gonna quote her anime opening? Kfbanime87 asked with a flat tone

I'm a nerd and proud! Deadpool yelled, as he held up a stack of Manga with Lum on the cover

Anyway, next from me is off to help Aang and co: P.O.M said with a smile.

Yup, and after that….I have no idea. Now go on, get! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he grabbed a mallet

Wait! Did you all see the new TMNT movie trailer? Deadpool asked curiously

Wait, they're doing another TMNT movie? P.O.M asked in shock

Oh sure, it's produced by Seth Rogan, who's also voicing Rocksteady: Deadpool said with a nod

Yea, and the turtles are acting like actual teens this time: Kfbanime87 said with a chuckle

Is Megan Fox still helping the turtles? P.O.M asked curiously

It's animated dude, complete reboot: Kfbanime87 said, as he shook his head

Animated? What style? P.O.M asked

Spider verse and Puss in Boots 2: Deadpool said

Sold! P.O.M yelled, giving a thumbs up

Hope this new movie makes you do that fic you want to do. Hint hint: Deadpool said to Kfbanime87, who's eyebrow was twitching

BONK!

Before he smacked him on the head with his mallet

Ow! What's that for?! Deadpool yelled, before he ran off whooping like Curly, while being chased by Kfbanime87

Later folks: P.O.M said with a sigh, but a smile at the reader

thanks everyone, I hope to get support on P-A-T-R-E-O-N, the link is on my profile bio remove spaces to use the full link.