"Hey" - (Normal Talking)

"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)

{"What happened?"} - (Communication)

"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)

"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)

":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)

["What is going on here?"] - (Different language)

Opening by Neostardustdragin101

The wind blows wildly through a meadow going through a small town before revealing two figures standing atop of a telephone poll back to back. These were Naruto and Ranma both flashed grins as they stuck out a peace sign.

taikutsu na madobe ni fukikomu kaze ni

kao wo shikameta no wa terekusasa no uragaeshi

Naruto and Ranma rush out the Tendo dojo putting on their back packs with a piece of toast in their mouths.

aimai ni unazuku tenohira no kyou

egaite'ru jibun wa sukoshi oogesa de

nanika kawarisou na ki ga shite iru yo

kokoro ni yobikakeru kimi no sei da ne

Genma in panda form comes out yelling at the two only to be swatted away by a fox tail.

kumorizora nozoita yokan

te wo nobasou itsu yori mo chikarazuyoi yuuki de

As the walk down the sidewalk Akane and Nabiki catch up to them Ranma and Akane sneering at each other while Nabaki wraps her arm around Naruto who rolls his eyes, Shampoo hiding behind a tree narrows her eyes at this

hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa

yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai

ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e

zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou

Kuno swooned over Akane as she walked by while Ryoga simply shook his head while trying not to swoon himself.

kono sekai wa marude tayorinai ne to

usobuku boku no me wo karakau you ni

kimi ga mite'ru sora wa naniiro darou?

kitto aoku takaku kiyoraka na hazu

Naruto and Ranma train together when suddenly the boys falls into the water jumping out in his female form narrowing her eyes at Naruto who was in his kitsune form.

kotoba no mama ja modokashikute dakara nando de mo

bukiyou ni kasanete shimau ne

yorokobi mo kanashimi mo koko de imi ga umareru koto

futari kizukihajimete'ru sono riyuu mo

Happosai sneaks through the shadows smirking as he sees a dresser opening it to find Kushina's panties. Suddenly he feels a wave of killing intent and sees Kushina standing behind him.

kotoba no mama ja modokashikute

nando de mo bukiyou ni kasanete shimau yo

koe ni naranai setsunasa goto

kono omoi, kimi ni todoke

Naruto, Ranma, Ryoga, Shampoo, Kuno, and Ukyo stand together in front of the dojo running out at the shadowed figures jumping at them one of them being a green haired girl with lightning around her

hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa

yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai

Naruto and Ranma along with Ryoga began beating down any and all enemies that came their way while Shampoo jumped into the unleashing a flurry of kicks with Ukiyo swinging her spatula blowing away her foes.

ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e

zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou

Naruto lands back on the ground with Ranma both smiling as they fist bump suddenly Nabiki jumps on Naruto's back kissing his cheek while Akane wraps her arm around Ranma both blushing.

kimi ga kako ni naru mae ni mitsukeru kara

The gang looks towards the horizon giving a thumbs up

(Nermia ward)

Outside the high-school, the sounds of lighting cracking and Shampoo's battle cries were heard, as the Amazon fought against the Oni girl, who kept avoiding her attacks by flying around her, and attacking her with lighting.

"You're getting annoying, you little hussy!" Lum yelled, as her hair sparked from her anger, as she avoided another swing of Shampoo's clubs, by hovering around her.

"Who you call a husky?! Shampoo is in perfect shape!" Shampoo yelled out, as she landed on a rooftop, and glared at Lum in a rage.

Lum gained a flat look at this, as she looked ar Shampoo. "This is who my darling has been cheating on me with? A moron?" she asked.

Shampoo started to growl at this, before she smirked. "Shampoo may not be smartest, but future husband hasn't ran away from her," she said smugly, as she flipped her hair, as if showing off.

Lum growled at this, as her hair started to spark again, before she screamed in absolute fury and fired some lightning at Shampoo which she dodged expertly.

Nearby, Ryoga was in his pig form near a lake, and was trying to make his way back to the Tendo dojo. But because of his bad sense of direction, he slipped and fell into the lake, just as Lum's lightning struck the lake.

This caused the water to heat up and in a burst, Ryoga jumped out of the lake, bright red and burned in his human form naked.

"TOO HOT!" Ryoga screamed out, as he ran to his nearby backpack.

"Get back here, you moronic bimbo!" Lum screeched out, as more lightning was thrown.

"Shampoo not bimbo. Shampoo all natural, unlike flat chest" Shampoo said with a smirk, dodging the lightning as she did.

"I'm a D cup, you tramp!" Lum bellowed out in a rage, reaching her wits end with this

"Jeez, this is Naruto's ex? She definitely explains why he's fidgety, and is hiding in his cursed form" Ryoga said, as he put his clothes on and as he finished putting his shirt on, Lum was in his face.

"You know where my darling is?!" Lum yelled in excitement, at finally finding Naruto.

"Oh sure. If you have hot water, you should be able to find him" Ryoga said casually, as he went to his backpack.

"Huh?" Lum asked, as she tilted her head to the side in confusion.

"Stupid pig boy! She no know about curses!" Shampoo yelled at Ryoga.

"My darling is cursed?! Who did it? I'll fry their insides!" Lum yelled out angrily.

"That moron did it to himself, by falling into - oi!" Ryoga was saying, before Lum grabbed him

"Tell me what you know, or I'll fry you, until you're charred black!" Lum yelled in Ryoga's face, while her hair sparked from her rage.

Ryoga sweatdropped at this, as he weighed his options.

(With Naruto)

Meanwhile, inside the Tendo household, Naruto was hiding in Ranma's room, hiding under his futon with his fox tail sticking out from underneath it.

The sliding door opened and Nabiki walked in with a pot of hot water and shook her head seeing the tail. "This is just sad" she thought at this, before she looked down the hall. "I found him!" she bellowed out for the house to hear.

This caused Naruto to instantly bolt out from under Ranma's futon, and book it towards the window. But the window opened and a net caught him, which was then pulled closed by Ranma.

"Got you cuz" Ranma said, as he held the closed net, while Genma in his panda form, stood behind him holding a sign that said ":victory!:" on it.

Naruto growled at this, as he barked at them in defiance.

"Oh, will you relax? Your ex and Shampoo are still fighting from what I heard," Nabiki said, as she poured the container of hot water over Naruto.

"Yea, and she's destroying the neighborhood with her lightning" Akane said with an annoyed look, as she and Kasumi entered the room, with Soun close behind them.

"How does she pull that trick off?" Ranma asked curiously, as he let Naruto out of the net and handed him his clothes, which he took begrudgingly and put on.

"No idea, it's one of her alien abilities" Naruto ssid with a sigh, as he put his clothes on.

This got surprised looks from everyone in the room.

"Oh my" Kasumi said in surprise at this revelation.

"Your kidding" Ranma said with a raised eyebrow not buying this

"She's a real life actual alien? Like, from outer space? As in, another planet?" Akane asked, wanting clarification.

Genma then held up another sign that read ":I don't want to be probed by an alien!:" while he had a panicked look on his face.

"The planet is gonna be invaded!" Soun yelled in a panic along with Genma.

"I almost wish I had let that happen, instead of dealing with this" Naruto groaned, as he finished getting dressed.

"Ok, this sounds like a good story. So let's hear it" Nabiki said to Naruto, as she hated not having all the info on a situation.

Naruto sighed at this and nodded. "Ok, fair enough. Kasumi, please get out some food and tea, since it's gonna be a long story" he said.

"Ok. Please wait in the guest room" Kasumi said, as she left the room.

Naruto nodded at this, as they all left the room and went downstairs.

Minutes later, they were all in the guest room, sitting at the table.

"Ok, now before I start, I need to tell you that before I moved here, my family changed our last name. And when I tell you this last name, some of you might recognize it" Naruto said, as he looked at everyone.

"Get to the point already, whiskers," Nabiki said wanting to hear the story already

"Yea, let's hear it" Ranma said, as he nodded in agreement.

"Ok, does the family name Namikaze mean anything to you?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Hmmmmm" Nabiki mused, as she thought about this.

"Ain't that the family last year that helped the government with some world ending threat that was covered up?" Akane asked curiously.

"Bingo" Naruto said, as he held up his finger. "This is that story" he said as he sighed.

(Flashback starts, one year ago)

In Tomobiki Town Japan, Naruto was a first year in high school, and was walking home from school when he spotted a couple of schoolmates; a teen boy and a teen girl talking on a bridge nearby. The boy had short brown hair. This was Ataru Moroboshi, a known pervert at Naruto's school. But despite the fact he looked at other girls, he still always went back to the girl he was currently talking to. The girl was in a school uniform and had short brown hair, this was Shinobu Miyake.

Naruto didn't mind Ataru actually, as he had seen worse perverts, if you could believe it. He actually gave Ataru advice sometimes on being a decent person, which was how he had gotten Shinobu to give him a chance and go out with him.

"Hey, if it isn't Tomobiki Town's favorite on again off again couple" Naruto said with a chuckle, as he approached them.

"Ha, ha, ha" Ataru said with an annoyed tone at his friend's quip at his expense.

"Hey Namikaze. You doing OK?" Shinobu asked curiously, she didn't mind Naruto. If anything, she appreciated him, since Ataru actually listened to his advice, which actually worked out for them so far.

"I'm not doing too bad, still avoiding fan girls" Naruto said with a shudder.

"I still can't believe that so many girls like you that much," Ataru said with a slightly jealous tone.

"Yea, and they all share one brain," Shinobu said with a scoff.

"Even that's being nice to them," Naruto said with a smile at Shinobu.

Before either of the teens could respond to Naruto, a short bald old man with a monk's staff was walking by, before he paused and looked at Naruto.

"My boy, you are cursed with bad luck" the old man said with a look of worry, as he looked at Naruto.

"Are you kidding? Naruto has been nothing but lucky, since we were kids" Ataru said with a scoff at this.

Shinobu nodded at this, as this was very much true.

"Heed my warning, young man. You may have been lucky so far in your life, but the universe will be challenging you soon" the old monk said, as he walked away from the three teens.

"What the heck was his deal?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"You know how old timers are when they get old. They will do anything for attention" Ataru said with a shrug.

"That, or he was off his meds" Naruto said with a snicker at this, getting a laugh from Ataru, as they all walked down the road.

As they walked, the road was soon blocked by some black vans, as some men in black suits got out and surrounded the three teens.

"Naruto Namikaze?" one of the men asked, looking at Naruto.

"That's my name, don't wear it out," Naruto said with a grin.

"Yea, it's a rental," Ataru said with a smile, before Shinobu poked him in the forehead.

"We are with the government. Come with us to your house, please" one of the men said, as they pulled Naruto with them.

"Oh jeez, did mom end up on a watch list?" Naruto asked with a groan, as he was pulled along.

"Ha! I knew this day would come! You owe me money, Naruto!" Ataru yelled with a smile at Naruto, as he and Shinobu were also brought with him.

"What are you on about?" Shinobu asked him, as they were all put in a van, before they drove off.

"I made a bet that the government would take his mom away someday, if she kept beating up punks who crossed her," Ataru said with a grin, as they quickly arrived and were pushed into Naruto's house, and were pushed into the living room.

"They don't have a government agent that could take my mom down," Naruto said, as the government agents opened the door to the living room, where Kushina and Minato were sitting at the table, along with a big and tall man who was wearing a yellow outfit with brown stripes on it. He also had horns sticking out of his head, and behind him were some men in what looked like yellow outfits with brown stripes as well, who also seemed to have horns on their heads too.

"Damn straight they don't!" Kushina yelled out greeting Naruto as he, Ataru and Shinobu were pushed into the room by the government agents.

"Ah, this is him eh?" the big man said, as he looked down at Naruto curiously.

Naruto looked up at the man curiously and raised an eyebrow at the Oni horns on his head, before he looked at his parents. "What's with the cosplayers?" he asked them.

This caused the men with horns behind the big man to pull out what looked like guns and point them at Naruto.

Ataru and Shinobu looked worried at this, but Naruto…..

He just looked bored.

"Hey, big guy. Not that I'm worried about being shot, since I'm immune to being shot, but can you have them back off? If they fire on me, the ricochet might hit my friends, and then I'm gonna get mad and have to get rough with them" Naruto said, looking at the big man, while ignoring his men, who were pointing guns at him.

The big man looked at Naruto for a few moments, before….

"Gahahahahahahaha! I like you kid! You show no fear!" he said, as he laughed loudly.

"I know, right? My brat isn't one to be scared, even if you are aliens" Kushina said with a smile at the man.

"Aliens?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Indeed. You can call me Mr Invader" the big man said with a grin at Naruto.

"AAHH! HE'S GONNA INVADE OUR PLANET, AND TURN US ALL INTO HIS SLAVES!" Ataru yelled out in fear, while Shinobu looked panicked.

"Not if Mr Namikaze wins Mr Invader's challenge" one of the government agents said, getting their attention.

"What challenge?" Shinobu asked with a cocked eyebrow.

"It's customary for us to challenge your people, before we invade your planet and our ship randomly picks one of you earthlings, and your who it picked," Mr Invader said with a smile at Naruto.

"So I have to win this challenge, and you guys will pack up and leave earth?" Naruto asked, wanting to clarify what the stakes are.

"That's about the state of things son" Minato said, as he nodded.

Naruto nodded at this. "Ok what's the challenge?" he asked Mr Invader.

"And, uh, what are the rules?" Ataru asked nervously.

"The challenge is a game of tag. You have 10 days to catch your opponent, and grab them by the horns" Mr Invader said with a confident smirk, as he pointed to his horns.

"Wait, seriously? That's it?" Naruto asked with wide eyes.

"That's it" Mr Invader said, as he nodded at Naruto,

"Ok, fine. So, who am I facing? Is it you?" Naruto asked curiously.

"No no, you will be facing my daughter," Mr Invader said, as one of his men walked over to the window and opened it, as a burst of green light shined through it.

When the light died down, a teen girl with long greenish hair that reached her back was standing in the room. She was wearing what looked like a leopard style bikini and boots, and she also had small horns sticking out of her hair.

"This is Lum, my daughter, the one you will be facing," Mr Invader said to Naruto.

"He gets to touch that cutie? Lucky - oof!" Ataru was saying, before Shinobu stomped on his foot.

"So, you're my opponent? Well, you at least don't look as plain as the rest of the people on your planet" Lum said, as she looked at Naruto curiously.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at this, before he looked at Mr Invader. "So when do we do this?" he asked him.

"Ready to get started, eh? We start at noon tomorrow, and your government will have the details" Mr Invader said with a grin at Naruto.

"Ok, see you then. Sorry you came all this way, just to have to leave" Naruto said with a casual tone.

"Confident, aren't you?" Lum asked with a confident smirk, as if she knew something Naruto didn't.

"You seem to be one to talk, Miss Invader" Naruto said with a smirk of his own.

Lum's smirk didn't waver at this before she, her father and his men all disappeared in another flash of light.

"I like that girl," Kushina said with a smile.

"You would like her, since she's an alien invader, and probably a hot head like you" Naruto said, as he was good at reading people, and he had a bad feeling about Lum's attitude.

"Plus, she's looking to invade earth. Probably best to focus on just beating her" Minato said, as he shook his head at his wife.

"Oh, please. The brat has this in the bag, especially with my family's style" Kushina said with a scoff and a smirk.

"Huh? Style?" Ataru asked curiously, along with Shinobu.

"The fate of the earth is in your son's hands, Miss Namikaze" one of the government agents said, as his men all left.

"Yea yea, he's got this. You just make sure that check clears!" Kushina yelled after the government agent, as he too left.

Naruto sighed at this, as he should have known his mother would make the government pay them for this.

"Oi, don't judge me brat! You know I have always wanted to open a restaurant, and this is my chance to get the funds for it!" Kushina yelled with a smile.

Naruto just shook his head at this, before he and his friends went to hang out.

(The next day)

Inside a sports arena, people and alien invaders were inside the stands, ready to watch the game of tag that would decide the fate of the earth.

Naruto was in the middle of the arena and was looking at the crowd, who were cheering for him, hoping he would be inspired to win.

Lum was standing across from him, waiting for the match to start.

"I hope you can make this match interesting, human," Lum said, as she looked around at the crowd with her arms behind her head.

"Careful, overconfidence might make you fail your race" Naruto said with a small smirk.

Lum frowned in annoyance at this, as the referee approached them both.

"Ok, the rules are simple; Mr Namikaze has 10 days to grab Lum by the horns. If he can do this, then the earth is saved. If not, then the earth will be taken over. Is that understood?" the referee said, as he looked at both Naruto and Lum.

"Crystal" Naruto said firmly, as he did some stretches to limber himself up.

"Alright, for the fate of the earth….began!" the referee yelled, as he held up his arm.

"Grab her by the horns, son!" Minato yelled from his seat in the stands.

"Yea, I'm not gonna be some alien slave brat!" Kushina yelled from her seat next to her husband.

"Oh please, you would go out taking as many of them as you could with you" Naruto said with a scoff, as he stood up from his stretches.

"Less talking, more saving the earth, brat!" Kushina bellowed out, annoyed at her son's mouth.

"What she said!" all the earthlings watching in the stands yelled together.

"Alright, alright jeez" Naruto said, before he ran at Lum, who just stood there and as he got close, she floated in the air and hovered above him, avoiding him.

"Huh?" Naruto said, pausing and looking up at Lum, who was flying away from him.

"You should have looked up my abilities, earthling. Why do you think we are giving you ten days?" Lum said with a condescending smile at Naruto.

Naruto's eyebrow twitched in annoyance at this, before he began squatting.

"What's he gonna do, jump at her?" Ataru asked with a sigh, as he didn't see the point of this.

"Yea, she's way too high to make it high enough to grab her," Shinobu said with a sigh.

"Oh, you'll be surprised at what Naruto can do," Kushina said with a wide grin.

Lum kept her condescending smile, as she watched Naruto.

"Let's see you keep that smile, after I beat you" Naruto said with a smirk, before he jumped into the air. "Moonwalk!" he yelled, as he rapidly kicked the air, and made his way towards Lum.

"What the hell?!?!" Lum yelled along with her fellow aliens, who were watching this in the stands.

"Little tidbit big guy, my family's style of fighting makes us a living weapon, and flying isn't gonna help your kid" Kushina said with a smirk at Mr Invader, who looked flabbergasted at this.

"Come here!" Naruto yelled, as he swiped at Lum, who flew away from him.

"No way! What kind of earthling are you?! Lum yelled out, as she flew away, with Naruto on her tail.

"I'm one of a kind, lady" Naruto said, as he jumped towards her and grabbed her foot. "Ha, got ya!" he yelled with a grin.

Lum growled at this and glared at Naruto, causing her hair to start to spark with electricity.

"Eh?" Naruto asked, not expecting this, as he saw clouds forming above them.

"Back off!" Lum yelled, as she engulfed herself with lightning, shocking Naruto with electricity.

"Yaaaaaahhhhhh!!!" Naruto shouted out, as he was lit up like a Christmas tree from the attack, before the attack ended and he fell to the ground, smoking and twitching.

"Ah, bad luck. She has an elemental attack" Minato said as he snapped his fingers

"The old man was right!" Ataru yelled in a panic, remembering what that old monk had said to Naruto.

"Oi brat! Don't you dare die! And if you are dead, I'll find a way to bring you back to beat you up for losing!" Kushina yelled.

"Like that would kill me!" Naruto growled out, as he slowly got on his feet and glared up at Lum.

"You're either stubborn or not that bright," Lum said, as she shook her head.

"The jury is still out on that," Minato said with a wave of his hand, as he had seen Naruto's report card, and while it wasn't the worst, it wasn't the best either.

"Fuck you! Now, come here woman!" Naruto yelled, as he jumped at Lum with a battle cry.

"Ahhhh! You sound like a pervert!" Lum yelled, as she flew away from Naruto in a panic.

"Oi, who are you calling a pervert?! Besides, you're dressed like a call girl!" Naruto yelled out, as he used Moonwalk to pursue Lum.

Lum's eyebrow started to twitch violently at this, as lightning surged around her. "CALL GIRL?!?!" she screeched out angrily, as lightning struck all around the area.

"And now this has gotten a whole lot harder," Minato said with a groan, as he slapped his forehead, as the audience screamed in a panic, as some of the lightning struck nearby.

(Flashback break)

"Wait a minute, you're telling me you are so much of a meathead, that you actually provoked her after she already zapped you with lightning?" Nabiki asked with a raised eyebrow, interrupting the story.

Genma held up a sign at this which read ":the Uzumaki's were known to not have much sense:" on it.

"I know you're not talking about someone not having sense, uncle fat ass," Naruto said with an annoyed look at Genma.

"Point out pops being a moronic hypocrite later. How did you beat Lum?" Ranma asked, as he was really getting into this story.

"Right, right. Well, this went on for at least a week, since every time I got close, she blasted me with lightning. And no matter how good my Tekkai is, her lightning really hurts" Naruto said, as he continued on with the story.

(Flashback continue, a week later)

It was now night time, and Naruto was resting down by the lake, trying to think of a strategy to catch Lum and grab her horns, before she could zap him again.

As he looked at the lake, he spotted Ataru and Shinobu nearby talking to each other, and saw that Ataru said something to Shinobu, before she blushed brightly and nodded.

"What's got you two so excited?" Naruto asked with a grin, as he used Shave to appear on a wall next to them.

"Gaaah! Don't do that!" Ataru and Shinobu yelled together, before Shinobu slugged the wall Naruto was standing on, destroying the wall and making Naruto jump off.

"Heh, sorry about that. So, what's up? I hope it's good news after the week I had" Naruto said with a scowl, as he thought about Lum.

"Well, uh, I kinda made a bet with Shinobu, regarding your match with Lum" Ataru said, as he rubbed the back of his head.

"I swear Ataru, if you bet against me, I'm gonna hog tie you and leave you at the guys end of the hot spring with the old guys" Naruto said with an annoyed look.

Ataru went green at this, while Shinobu shook her head at this.

"No no. He said that if you win, he promises he will not look at other girls anymore, and…..marry me" Shinobu said with a blush.

Naruto blinked in surprise at this, before he looked at Ataru. "Well, look at you finally stepping up," he said with a smile.

"Well, with all this alien invasion crap, it kinda puts things in perspective for me," Ataru said with a sheepish grin.

"Well, you better start planning the wedding you two, cause I'm not done yet," Naruto said with a determined grin, as he punched his palm.

Ataru and Shinobu smiled at this and nodded, glad they could give Naruto some motivation.

(The next day)

Naruto was chasing Lum across the city, and she was making her way back to the arena, while eating an ice cream cone.

"Aren't you gonna give up yet? You may be able to keep up, but this is just getting boring now" Lum said with a bored tone, as she ate her ice cream.

Naruto growled at this, as they entered the arena. "I'll be damned if I'm giving up! I'm looking to make a wedding happen! So it's time to end this!" Naruto yelled out.

Lum's eyes widened at this, before she turned to look at Naruto in surprise. "W-wedding?!" she stuttered out in surprise.

Naruto ignored this before he shot at Lum, before he suddenly started to ricochet around Lum as he disappeared and reappeared around her, making after images.

"What the hell is that?!" Mr Invader yelled out in shock, at seeing this display of speed.

"That's my brat, finally stepping up and making the Uzumaki name proud!" Kushina yelled with a smile at her son's creativity.

Lum looked around in a panic, as she tried to figure out which Naruto was real. But before she could make a decision on the show to try and zap, Naruto appeared behind her.

"Got ya!" Naruto yelled out with a smile, as he grabbed her horns.

This caused a buzzer to go off, and some confetti to go off, as the score board showed the words earth wins!

"And Naruto Namikaze has grabbed Lum's horns, making him the winner!" the referee yelled out.

The crowd cheered at this, as they all ran into the field, as Naruto and Lum landed on the grass.

Naruto looked at Ataru and Shinobu and gave them a thumbs up and a smile, getting one in return from the couple.

Lum looked at Naruto's smile, and soon she smiled herself and nodded. "Very well, I accept your proposal," she said.

This got silence from the crowd, as Naruto looked at Lum.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Naruto asked with a confused look on his face.

"Your marriage proposal, I accept it darling" Lum said with a smile, as she hugged Naruto, shocking him.

"My brat is engaged! Get out the saki! Gahahahahahaha!" Kushina yelled out before laughing madly.

"You're not funny woman!" Naruto yelled at his mother, before he felt a hand on his shoulder and looked behind himself, as he saw Mr Invader looking down at him.

"I couldn't ask for a better son in law...just don't hurt her, or they won't find the body" Mr Invader said with a wide grin.

Naruto groaned at this, as Lum hugged him tightly.

(Flashback end)

"And so, for the next year, my life was a living hell, with her making crazy stuff happening around me," Naruto said with a sigh, as he finished his meal and Kasumi brought out some tea for everyone.

"Ah, I can see why you bailed and changed your family name to your mom's name" Akane said with a nod.

"It didn't work a damn though, since she found you whiskers," Nabiki said with a teasing grin at Naruto.

"Not yet. She never found out about my cursed form, so I at least have that" Naruto said with a confident grin.

"Hey, have you noticed how quiet it's been outside?" Ranma asked everyone.

"Oh, maybe the fighting has stopped," Kasumi said with a smile.

Naruto froze at this, before the roof blew up and he dived behind the table, as he grabbed a cup of water.

"Darling?! Where are you?" Lum yelled, as she flew into the living room, looking around.

"The door was open, Miss Invader" Soun said with an annoyed tone.

Lum turned to look at Soun and looked at everyone. "Who are all of you?" she asked curiously.

"Uh, I'm Naruto's cousin Ranma, nice to meet you" Ranma said waving at the alien.

"Oh, wonderful! You can help me find darling. Where is he hiding? Is he here?" she asked, smiling at Ranma.

Naruto, in his fox form, jumped onto the table and started to clean himself, trying to look inconspicuous.

"Oh, there you are! I got you!" Lum yelled happily, as she grabbed Naruto and started to hug him tightly.

"Wait, you know about his curse?" Akane asked curiously.

"Oh yes. A nice boy with an umbrella told me about his curse" Lum said with a smile.

Nabiki's eyebrow twitched in annoyance at this, as he felt really annoyed that Ryoga sold out her finances secret.

Naruto growled at this, before he used Kami-e to get loose from Lum's hug and took off out into the backyard, before jumping over the fence.

(Play Lum's Love Song)

"Oh no you don't, darling! You're not getting away!" Lum yelled, as she flew off after Naruto.

"You no chase Naruto!" Shampoo yelled, as she chased after them.

"Come back! Daaaarling!" Lum yelled out, as she flew after Naruto, with Shampoo close behind her.

"Are you gonna let this happen?" Akane asked Nabiki with a raised eyebrow.

"For now" Nabiki said with a sigh, as for now, she had to make plans to confront Ryoga about his loose tongue.

P.O.M and Kfbanime87 were in their office, before, like always….

Whoooooooo! Office to adventure! Deadpool yelled as he entered, dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda

I'm guessing you're excited about the new game? Kfbanime87 asked with a chuckle at the mad merc

Oh, you betcha! Deadpool said with a rapid nod of his head

Well, I have it pre ordered. So if you want to try it, you -: Kfbanime87 was saying, before he was cut off

I'm off! I'm gonna save me a ball and chain! Deadpool yelled, as he ran off

Next is Shinobi Airbender from me: P.O.M said with a wave at the reader

Oh, does that mean that Naruto will kick the Dai Li's leaders ass, for being a bad man? Deadpool asked, sticking his head back in the office

Stay tuned. Now go play Zelda! Kfbanime87 yelled at the mad merc

Deadpool nodded at this, before he ran off

Later folks: Kfbanime87 said, as he waved at the reader, along with P.O.M

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