"Hey" - (Normal Talking)

"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)

{"What happened?"} - (Communication)

"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)

"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)

":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)

["What is going on here?"] - (Different language)

Opening by Neostardustdragin101

The wind blows wildly through a meadow going through a small town before revealing two figures standing atop of a telephone poll back to back. These were Naruto and Ranma both flashed grins as they stuck out a peace sign.

taikutsu na madobe ni fukikomu kaze ni

kao wo shikameta no wa terekusasa no uragaeshi

Naruto and Ranma rush out the Tendo dojo putting on their back packs with a piece of toast in their mouths.

aimai ni unazuku tenohira no kyou

egaite'ru jibun wa sukoshi oogesa de

nanika kawarisou na ki ga shite iru yo

kokoro ni yobikakeru kimi no sei da ne

Genma in panda form comes out yelling at the two only to be swatted away by a fox tail.

kumorizora nozoita yokan

te wo nobasou itsu yori mo chikarazuyoi yuuki de

As the walk down the sidewalk Akane and Nabiki catch up to them Ranma and Akane sneering at each other while Nabaki wraps her arm around Naruto who rolls his eyes, Shampoo hiding behind a tree narrows her eyes at this

hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa

yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai

ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e

zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou

Kuno swooned over Akane as she walked by while Ryoga simply shook his head while trying not to swoon himself.

kono sekai wa marude tayorinai ne to

usobuku boku no me wo karakau you ni

kimi ga mite'ru sora wa naniiro darou?

kitto aoku takaku kiyoraka na hazu

Naruto and Ranma train together when suddenly the boys falls into the water jumping out in his female form narrowing her eyes at Naruto who was in his kitsune form.

kotoba no mama ja modokashikute dakara nando de mo

bukiyou ni kasanete shimau ne

yorokobi mo kanashimi mo koko de imi ga umareru koto

futari kizukihajimete'ru sono riyuu mo

Happosai sneaks through the shadows smirking as he sees a dresser opening it to find Kushina's panties. Suddenly he feels a wave of killing intent and sees Kushina standing behind him.

kotoba no mama ja modokashikute

nando de mo bukiyou ni kasanete shimau yo

koe ni naranai setsunasa goto

kono omoi, kimi ni todoke

Naruto, Ranma, Ryoga, Shampoo, Kuno, and Ukyo stand together in front of the dojo running out at the shadowed figures jumping at them one of them being a green haired girl with lightning around her

hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa

yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai

Naruto and Ranma along with Ryoga began beating down any and all enemies that came their way while Shampoo jumped into the unleashing a flurry of kicks with Ukiyo swinging her spatula blowing away her foes.

ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e

zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou

Naruto lands back on the ground with Ranma both smiling as they fist bump suddenly Nabiki jumps on Naruto's back kissing his cheek while Akane wraps her arm around Ranma both blushing.

kimi ga kako ni naru mae ni mitsukeru kara

The gang looks towards the horizon giving a thumbs up

(Nermia Ward)

It had been a few days since Lum had arrived in the neighborhood, and had gotten into a fight with Shampoo and chased Naruto around the neighborhood for a bit, before he was able to lose her and hide at his house.

Today it was the weekend, and Naruto was hiding in his room, trying to avoid going outside.

CRASH!

Well, trying to anyway.

"Alright brat, I am at my limit with this hiding crap!" Kushina yelled, as she kicked her way into Naruto's room, with Minato close behind her.

The parents both looked around the room, and saw that Naruto appeared to not be in the room.

"Huh, I guess Naruto decided to actually go out," Minato said with a shrug of his shoulders.

"Yea right" Kushina said with a scoff at this, as she looked up at the ceiling, and saw that a piece of wood was dipping down slightly. She then swung her leg and sent an air blade into the ceiling, destroying the ceiling and causing Naruto in his fox form to fall to the ground. But before he could run, Kushina grabbed him with her hair.

Naruto barked at Kushina at this, clearly annoyed at his mother.

"Yea, yea. Whatever brat" Kushina said with an eye roll, as she held Naruto in the air with her hair.

"You can't be a hermit in your room forever, just cause Lum found you son" Minato said, as he poured some hot water on Naruto, changing him back to normal.

"Well, I can damn well try," Naruto said with a scowl.

"Like hell you are! Now get dressed, and go out with your friends, or I'm gonna announce to Lum where we live!" Kushina yelled, as she slammed her son against his dresser.

"You suck! Surprising nobody!" Naruto yelled, as he opened his dresser, and began getting some clothes out.

"You know, you could try talking to Lum, son," Minato said, trying to give his son some advice.

"And you could try telling your wife she's a crazy battle ax!" Naruto yelled out, as he got dressed.

Minato raised an eyebrow at this, before he moved aside to let Kushina approach their son.

"I'll show you a battle ax, you little brat!" Kushina yelled, as she grabbed her fully dressed son and approached his window.

And promptly threw him out of it, sending him flying into some trees.

"Damn, I was aiming for the trash cans" Kushina said, as she dusted her hands off.

Minato shook his head at this and chuckled at his wife, before they both left their son's room.

(With Naruto)

Naruto shook his head, shaking some leaves out of his hair.

"Damn woman. If I wasn't so peace loving" Naruto grumbled under his breath, as he climbed down from the tree onto the pavement.

"Hey cuz, how's the hiding been?" Ranma called out to Naruto, getting his attention.

Naruto rolled his eyes at this, as he turned to look at Ranma and Akane, who were approaching him. "It was going good, until my mom threw me out of the house," he said.

"So, you need to find a new place to live?" Akana asked him curiously.

"No. I mean, she threw me out of my bedroom window, into this tree" Naruto said.

"Sounds like auntie," Ranma said with a chuckle.

"Anyway, she said to go hang out with friends. So let's go do something, and preferably somewhere I can hide in a hurry" Naruto said to his friends.

"Well, we're heading to the ice skating rink," Ranma said, as they all started walking down the street.

"You're welcome to come with us," Akane said, nodding at this.

"Thanks. Sorry if I'm interrupting a date" Naruto said with a wide grin.

"Watch it, cuz. Lum has been hanging out around the dojo, and asking for information on where her darling lives" Ranma said with a pointed look.

"Yeah. You wouldn't want us to accidentally let it slip, would you?" Akane asked him, with her own pointed look.

"And join Ryoga on my hit list?" Naruto asked with his own look, as he knew it was Ryoga who had told Lum about his cursed form.

"I think Nabiki already called dibs on him, cuz" Ranma said with a chuckle at this, while Akane smiled.

"Wait, what?" Naruto asked, raising an eyebrow at this, not expecting this piece of info.

"Yea. Get this, for the past few days, she's been making him pay her money to pay off his debt he racked up for his loose tongue" Ranma said with a laugh.

"How much?" Naruto asked with a grin.

"He's gonna be in debt for at least six months" Akane said, shaking her head at her sister being this vindictive.

Naruto smiled at this, making a mental note to buy Nabiki something nice later.

(Later at the ice rink)

Naruto was sitting at the food court of the ice rink with Ranma, while Akane was ice skating with her friends.

"So let me guess; you don't know how to ice skate?" Naruto asked Ranma curiously, who was drinking a can of soda.

Ranma swallowed his soda and looked to the side, not looking Naruto in the eye. "Do you?" he asked him.

"I do, actually. I used to roller skate a lot back in Tomobiki Town, and this isn't that much different" Naruto said with a smug tone, as he ate some chips he had.

"Oh? With Lum?" Ranma asked with a grin.

Naruto paused at this and looked at Ranma, his eyebrow twitching slightly.

"I'm gonna guess that means yes" Ranma said with a smirk at his victory over Naruto.

"Just keep digging that grave cuz, I have a long memory," Naruto said with an annoyed tone.

"Alright, alright. Can I at least ask what your deal is with Lum? And I mean, why are you avoiding talking to her" Ranma said, waving his hand at Naruto to show he was done teasing him.

Naruto sighed at this. "Honestly? She is just really high maintenance, and is hard to talk to, without her freaking out" he said, as he ate more chips.

"Well, you gotta talk to her event -" Ranma was saying, before getting cut off.

"I'm hearing this from you, mr kitty?" Naruto asked, as he jerked his thumb at Akane, who was skating nearby.

Ranma blushed at this, knowing that Naruto was referring to the Cat Fu incident from before.

"Look, why don't you at least talk to Akane about it?" Naruto asked him curiously.

"I did, I'll have you know…..I just went silent when she asked why I calmed down around her" Ranma said, as he blushed.

"Ouch" Naruto said, wincing at this, as he had an idea why that was the case.

Ranma then looked out at the ice rink, and saw that Akane was arguing with a teen girl, who was carrying P-Chan in her arms.

The girl was wearing a pink dress, with a yellow skirt, and a pink bow in her long brown hair that went down her back. This was Azusa Shiratori.

Naruto looked into the ice rink too, and saw that Akane looked ready to throw a punch at the other girl.

"I wonder what has made her mad," Naruto said curiously.

"If it involves bacon seed, I say let her deal with it" Ranma said with a scoff.

Naruto snorted at this, making a note to use that name later when talking to Ryoga, before he and Ranma noticed a teen boy approaching the girls, before he took P-Chan from Azusa and handed him to Akane, which caused Azusa to pout at this.

The boy was wearing a blue shirt and white pants, and had short brown hair. This was Mikado Sanzeni.

Mikado then leaned forward at Akane, as if leaning in for a kiss….before Ranma's soda can nailed him in the head.

"Oh man, he's got it bad" Naruto thought with a snicker at this.

"What's your problem?" Mikado asked with a glare at Ranma.

"My problem is pretty boys like you, who try to just kiss girls randomly like that. So back off, before the next can goes down your throat!" Ranma yelled.

"Such a brute. If she wishes to reject my kiss, which I doubt, let her say it herself" Mikado said with a scoff at Ranma.

"You don't want to say that. This tomboy will put you through a wall, even if she has to build one to do it" Naruto said with a chuckle.

"Not the time, Naruto. Now get this collar off P-Chan!" Akane yelled at Azusa, as she tried to pull what looked like a pink collar with a heart lock on it off her pet, but it wasn't budging.

"His name isn't P-Chan, it's Charlotte," Azusa said with a stubborn look at Akane.

Naruto and Ranma both snorted in laughter at this.

"If you want to get the collar off, then you will need Azusa's little key," Azusa said, as she took out a key.

"Oh God, she talks in third person too?" Naruto said with a groan.

"Yeah. After Shampoo, it's not that cute, is it?" Ranma asked with a chuckle.

"Shampoo at least has two brain cells to rub together," Naruto said with a slight edge in his voice.

"Hand it over!" Akane yelled, as she tried to grab the key from Azusa, but she just skated away from Akane.

"If you want Azusa's key, then how about you beat me?" Azusa said with a smile.

"In a fight? Fine with me!" Akane said, as she put P-Chan down, before rolling up her sleeves.

"A fight? Nothing so brutish, I mean ice skating" Azusa said, as she skated to Mikado's side.

"We're the golden pair of ice skating. We have never been defeated in 950 consecutive battles" Mikado said with a smug tone, before he and Azusa skated off towards a group of waiting hockey players.

"Battle?" Ranma asked curiously.

"How the heck is ice skating a battle?" Naruto asked with a cocked eyebrow.

They all watched as the group of 100 hockey players attacked the golden pair, and they both worked together, Mikado spinning Azuna around and striking each of them with her, defeating them each with one hit, one by one.

"Huh, so that's how," Naruto said, as he, Ranma and Akane watched them make their way through the hockey players, before eventually, all of them were on the ground, knocked out.

"And not a single one of them struck us," Mikado said with a smug tone, as they skated back over to them.

"I don't care if you two are the golden pair or whatever! I'll still take you on!" Akane yelled at them.

"If you want to fight me, then I'll expect you to bet my dear Charlotte" Azusa said with a smile at P-Chan, who was by Akane's feet.

Akane growled at this, as she picked up P-Chan and hugged him close, before she glared at Azusa. "You're on!" she yelled at her.

"Good to hear, my dear. Now, who's your partner?" Mikado said with a smile at Akane

"Partner?" Akane asked, as she hadn't thought of this.

"Oh boy," Naruto said, groaning at this.

"Well, our match will be in three days, so show up here with your partner by then, and make sure you bring Charlotte too," Azusa said with a smile at P-Chan, before she skated off happily.

Akane growled at this, seeing red, as she glared at her newest rival.

(Later, back at the Tendo dojo)

Naruto, Ranma and Akane were in the dining room along with Nabiki, who were telling her what had happened at the ice rink.

"So you're gonna actually fight these guys, just for that pig?" Nabiki asked with a pointed look at P-Chan, who hid behind Akane, before running out of the room.

"I refuse to give up P-Chan, especially to her!" Akane yelled, as she slammed her fists on the table.

"You're not gonna start training and hurt yourself again like with Kodachi, are you?" Ranma asked curiously.

"Shut up!" Akane screeched at Ranma, clearly not in the mood for his smart remarks.

"So who are you gonna have as your ice skating partner?" Naruto asked her curiously.

"Obviously it should be Ranma" Soun said, as he and Genma, in his panda form, entered the room, with Kasumi following them.

"Why father?" Kasumi asked him with a raised eyebrow.

"As her fiance, he should be willing to help her fight for her precious pet," Soun said firmly.

"Sorry, but I'll pass," Ranma said with a flat tone and a bored look on his face.

Genma then held up a sign which said, ":how did I raise such a disgrace for a son?:"

"Oh, like you're one to talk pops!" Ranma yelled, as he went over and kicked the panda.

"Yea uncle fat ass, I read your confession my mom got out of you" Naruto said with a scoff at this.

The door to the room then opened and Ryoga entered the room. "Let me skate with you!" he yelled at Akane.

"Ryoga? You know how to skate?" Akane asked curiously.

"No, but I'm willing to learn," Ryoga said with a determined look on his face.

"Hmmmm. How convenient that after Ranma said he wouldn't skate with her, you show up to be her partner" Nabiki said with a pointed look.

"Yea, it's almost like he's an opportunistic pig," Naruto said with his own pointed look at Ryoga.

"You two are becoming more and more compatible by the day" Ranma said with a shake of his head at Naruto and Nabiki.

"I'm just trying to help Akane" Ryoga said with a nervous tone of voice as Nabiki glared at him

"Whatever you say….bacon seed" Naruto said with a grin.

Nabiki started to giggle at this, finding this nickname really funny.

"Well, I have three days, so I guess we can see if you can learn in time," Akane said to Ryoga with a grateful smile.

Ryoga smiled at this, but froze as he saw Nabiki making a killing gesture under her neck at him, while Naruto was making an I'm watching you gesture, both of which were unseen by Akane.

"Uh heh, I'll meet you at the ice rink tomorrow to practice Akane" Ryoga said with a nervous chuckle, before he ran out the back door.

"You do realize he's most likely not gonna show up, and you will need a replacement, right?" Ranma asked Akane, reminding her that Ryoga's sense of direction was really bad.

"Yeah, he reminds me of that Zoro guy from One Piece," Naruto said with a nod of agreement.

"Oh God, you're right!" Nabiki said with a smile, before she started to laugh at this.

Before anything else could happen, they then heard a doorbell ring.

"Oh my, I wonder who that is," Kasumi said, as she got up to go answer the door.

Naruto felt the hair on the back of his neck go up at this.

"What's got you so nervous?" Ranma asked, seeing Naruto start to sweat.

"Three guesses, and the first two don't count," Naruto said.

"My darling is here?!" Lum was heard yelling happily from the front door.

"Quick, hide me!" Naruto whispered to Ranma, Nabiki and Akane.

But it was too late, as the door opened and Lum flew in, and pulled Naruto into a hug.

"Darling! I've missed you!" Lum yelled out, as she rubbed her cheek against his.

"I can tell," Naruto groaned, as the oni girl hugged him tight.

"Hey Lum. I'm surprised you were late looking for Naruto here today" Akane said with a chuckle.

"Oh, hello Akane" Lum said with a smile, as she greeted the youngest Tendo daughter.

"Since when did you two become friends?" Naruto asked curiously, as he tried in vain to get loose from Lum's hug.

"She was making a spectacle of herself while looking for you, so I showed her where your mom's restaurant was and we became friends" Akane said with a smile.

"So what have you been up to today Lum?" Kasumi asked her, as she sat back down at the table.

"Not much. I told my family I finally found my darling again, though I still can't find where he lives" Lum said with a pout.

"Wait, your ship can't find where I live?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"No. It needs an update, and the signal out here is slow" Lum said with an annoyed tone.

"I'm surprised that Ryoga didn't tell you that too," Ranma said, as he ate some rice balls.

"I wouldn't ask him for directions, or you may end up in the states by accident" Nabiki said with a flat tone of voice.

Naruto snorted and held back his laughter at this. This caused Lum to glare at Nabiki, as her hair started to lightly spark with electricity.

Genma, who saw this, instantly jumped up and backed away with a spin and held up a sign that said ":tension building!:"

Naruto, seeing a possible fight starting, instantly decided to do something. "Ok, time for me to head home. You can come with Lum, but no sneaking into my room" he said with a firm tone, as he headed for the door.

"Oh good! I have missed Miss Kushina's cooking!" Lum said with a smile, as she flew after him, but not before looking back at Nabiki and glaring at her, before she went after Naruto again.

"Oh, she definitely likes you," Ranma said with an amused tone at this.

"Are you gonna be OK Nabiki?" Akane asked curiously.

"Yea. Lum may not be a fighter, but she has that electricity, which even Naruto has trouble with" Kasumi said with a concerned tone.

"Why should I care who whiskers hangs out with? It's a forced engagement" Nabiki asked with a tone of indifference.

"So you're giving Ryoga hell for selling Naruto's curse out to Lum?" Akane asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I could have sold that to her for a profit," Nabiki said firmly.

"And the fact that he already paid you, and you're still glaring at him?" Ranma asked curiously.

"Don't test me Soutome" Nabiki said with a slight edge in her voice, as she lightly glared at Ranma.

Ranma said nothing to this, as he had a bad feeling about pushing Nabiki about this subject.

(The next day at the ice rink)

Naruto was at the ice rink again, but this time, he was sitting alone in the food court, watching Akane try to teach Ranma how to ice skate…..after he had switched to his girl form, so he didn't look stupid while learning to ice skate.

Naruto shook his head as he watched Ranma be pulled along by Akane, while she screamed in a panic just from barely moving.

"So the pig boy didn't show up, eh?" a voice asked next to Naruto, and when Naruto looked, he saw Nabiki now sitting at his table.

"Yup, so it looks like Ranma will have to do it," Naruto said, as they both watched Akane try to teach Ranma.

"Why isn't he doing it as himself? If he tries to ice skate in his normal form, wouldn't he be off balance or something, after practicing in his cursed form?" Nabiki asked with a raised eyebrow.

"He's used to fighting in his girl form after training with the old ghoul. And he switched to his girl form, because he was getting teased by little kids, when he kept falling as a guy" Naruto said with a chuckle.

Nabiki shook her head at this, before she looked at Naruto. "So, you were able to ditch Lum today?" she asked him curiously.

"Yea luckily. But I think she will show up eventually, so I'll just have to get used to her being in my life again" Naruto said with a sigh at this.

"Well, between her and Shampoo, are you sure you're not OK with that?" Nabiki asked curiously.

"Please, do I look like Kuno to you?" Naruto asked with a scoff at this.

"Well, in the right light and if I squint a bit" Nabiki said with a mischievous smirk at Naruto.

Naruto rolled his eyes at this, as he looked at the ice rink and saw Akane was in an argument with Azusa again, who was carrying P-Chan, while Ranma was now sliding wildly out of control, screaming for help.

"Well, it looks like Soutome still needs work," Nabiki said with an amused tone of voice.

"Yup" Naruto said with a nod, as they watched Ranma approach the edge of the rink.

But as she approached it, she was intercepted by Mikado, who was now guiding her around the rink and talking to her.

"Oh, this will go well" Naruto said with a sarcastic tone, having a bad feeling upon seeing this.

"You don't know the half of it, whiskers. My sources say he likes to steal kisses from pretty girls" Nabiki said, as she and Naruto watched Mikado attempt to put the moves on Ranma.

"Oh? And who might your sources be?" Naruto asked with a cocked eyebrow.

Before Nabiki could answer, Mikado pulled Ranma into a kiss, just as she was threatening to kick his ass, silencing her.

This got wide eyes from Akane and P-Chan.

"Oh jeez, this will not end well" Naruto said with a wince of sympathy for his cousin.

"Hello blackmail," Nabiki said with a chuckle, as she took out her phone to record this.

"Drop it," Naruto said firmly, putting his hand over her phone.

"Oh, come on. This is way too good to pass up" Nabiki said with a grin.

"I'll pay you to let this one go" Naruto said, knowing this would be the best way to handle this.

"…..10,000 yen," Nabiki said after thinking it over.

"Done. You will take it in installments right?" Naruto asked her hopefully.

Nabiki raised an eyebrow at this and after a few moments of thought, she gave a shrug. "Eh, sure. I suppose I can trust you with that much, seeing as we're engaged" Nabiki said with a teasing grin, as she put away her phone.

"Thanks honey," Naruto said with a sarcastic tone, as Mikado pulled away from Ranma, who was stunned silent, before she started to cry and ran away into the restroom.

"Ah, she must be shy to burst into tears from just a kiss," Mikado said with a smug tone.

"You would be crying too, if you knew who you just kissed" Akane grumbled under her breath.

"So….wanna bet how long it'll take before Ranma kicks that guy's ass?" Nabiki asked Naruto with a grin.

"Suckers bet" Naruto said with a shake of his head, as he wasn't gonna fall for that.

Nabiki snapped her fingers at this, but she figured Naruto wouldn't fall for that.

"Hey, fish face!" Ranma yelled out, as he ran into the rink, now in his male form.

"You have a problem with me?" Mikado asked Ranma with a dismissive tone.

"Oh, you bet I do! I'm gonna break your legs! Hiyah!" Ranma yelled, as he slammed his hand into the ice, and cracked the ice right down the middle.

"Yup, he's definitely mad," Naruto said, while Nabiki whistled at the fact that Ranma had easily split the ice, just from a single punch.

"I don't know what your problem is with me, but damaging the ice rink is a serious crime. I'll gladly teach you a lesson, if you wish to exchange blows" Mikado said with a glare at Ranma.

"Then let's have at it, pretty boy!" Ranma yelled, as he ran at Mikado…..and promptly fell on his face and slid at Mikado.

"Not a good idea to fight him on the ice, cuz" Naruto yelled out.

"Stay out of it!" Ranma yelled out, as he stood up just as he approached Mikado, and they started to exchange blows, with the ice skater spinning around and striking Ranma with his legs and arms.

After a few moments of this, Ranma was sent flying and landed at Akane's feet.

"It looks like your partner didn't do much to Mikado," Azusa said with a smirk, as Mikado stopped spinning.

"Nope, Ranma won that one" Akane said with a shake of her head, as she dragged Ranma off the ice.

"Huh?" Azusa asked, before she looked at Mikado and after a few moments, she noticed he was actually covered in blows and was passed out, while still on his feet. "Oh wow, he's knocked out!" she said with wide eyes…..before she took out a marker and started to doodle on his face

"Yup. From what I saw, he struck him in all his vulnerable areas, even while on the ice. Not bad cuz" Naruto said with a smile at Ranma, as Akane dragged him past him and Nabiki's table.

"We will call this a tie, for now. See you in two days" Akane said with a grin at Azusa, as she dragged Ranma to the ice rink's exit.

"Ah, I get it. She's looking to use this incident to aim Ranma at him. Clever" Naruto said with a chuckle.

"I'm so proud. It's a move worthy of me" Nabiki said with a smirk.

"If it was you, it would involve charging him half a billion yen, for even attempting to steal a kiss from you" Naruto said with a scoff at this.

"Would this be before or after you beat the hell out of him for doing that to me?" Nabiki asked curiously.

"Why would I care?" Naruto asked casually, as he finished the last of his soda.

Nabiki's eyebrow started to twitch at this, as she stomped hard on Naruto's foot, before she followed Akane out of the ice rink.

"Yowch! Oi, what was that for?" Naruto yelled, as he fell over in his seat, holding his foot in pain.

(Later)

Naruto was now back at home, sitting in the dining room and holding an ice pack to his foot, while Minato was reading the paper, as Kushina and Shampoo were in the kitchen, cooking dinner.

"Damn gold digger" Naruto groaned out, as he held the ice pack to his foot.

"I told you that your mothers mouth would get you in trouble, son" Minato said as he shook his head at this, as he turned the page of his newspaper.

"What's that about my mouth?" Kushina asked with an edge in her tone of voice, as she and Shampoo entered the room with dinner, which they put on the table.

"Nothing honey. Naruto just hurt his foot in an incident today" Minato said quickly, hoping to calm his wife.

"Someone hurt Naruto? Who hurt future husband?" Shampoo asked with a scowl on her face.

Before Naruto could answer, a crash was heard, as the sliding door was kicked down by Lum.

"Who hurt my darling?!" Lum yelled, as she flew into the room in a panic.

"What you do here?" Shampoo asked, as she glared at Lum.

"My darling's mother invited me. I guess that means she approves of me" Lum said with a smug tone, as she flipped her hair.

Shampoo growled at this, as she took out her ball mallets.

"No fighting in the house, you two" Kushina said with a firm tone, as she glared at the two teens.

"Yes Miss Kushina!" Lum and Shampoo both yelled together, as they both sat down at the table.

"I want lessons on how to do that" Naruto said to his mother, impressed with her easily making the two teens back down.

"Lesson one; don't be a punk ass," Kushina said with a smirk at her son.

Naruto made a mocking face at this, before he winced from the pain in his foot.

"So who hurt you brat?" Kushina asked curiously, as she started filling up everyone's bowls

"That gold digger stomped on my foot" Naruto grumbled, as he started eating.

"Who is this digger of gold?" Shampoo asked Minato curiously.

"It's Nabiki, Shampoo," Minato said, as he shook his head slightly.

Shampoo glared at this, as she cracked her fingers.

"That girl" Lum said with a glare, as her hair sparked a little.

"What did you do brat?" Kushina asked curiously, knowing that Nabiki wasn't a hot head, and most likely had a reason for stomping on Naruto's foot.

"How should I know? We were talking about something that happened to Ranma, while he was in his girl form. And the next thing I know, she was stomping on my foot and leaving" Naruto said, after swallowing his food.

"What happened to Ranma?" Minato asked curiously, looking up from his food.

"Um……." Naruto said, not knowing if he should tell them, since this was kinda embarrassing for Ranma.

"Oh, this must be good. Ok brat, spill it!" Kushina said with a grin, as she placed her elbows on the table, while resting her chin on her hands.

"Ok, ok. He was in his female form, trying to learn to ice skate. And this guy he is facing in a match in a few days got the jump on him, and well…….kissed him" Naruto said.

Everyone was silent at this for a few moments, before…..

"I don't get it. Why is this a big deal for Ranma?" Lum asked curiously.

"Yea, it not real kiss, so not count" Shampoo said with a nod, tilting her head in confusion.

"It's kinda different with guys," Minato said, deciding to keep it simple for them.

"Yea. He wasn't happy, so he beat the hell out of the guy after running away crying, to switch forms" Naruto said, as he finished his food.

"I would imagine he did. And I'm guessing he's now gonna help Akane with her match against him now, just out of spite?" Kushina asked curiously.

"He's part Uzumaki, so duh" Naruto said, as he nodded at this

"So what made Nabiki stomp your foot flat?" Kushina asked curiously, wanting to know what her son did.

"She asked what I would do if that guy stole a kiss from her, and I said that I wouldn't care……oh" Naruto was saying, before he paused as realization hit him like a ton of bricks.

"…….your a damn moron" Kushina said with a glare at her son, as she held up a wooden spoon, tempted to take a swing at him.

"Yea, yea, I see that. Now I'll fix this" Naruto said, as he got up on his feet and winced from the pain in his foot.

"Let us help you, darling. Come on and help me, ya bimbo!" Lum said kindly to Naruto, as she flew to his side, before yelling at Shampoo.

"Shampoo not bimbo. Shampoo is Amazon!" Shampoo yelled, as she walked over to help move Naruto to his room

As this happened, Minato went back to his paper.

"You know, I'm surprised that you didn't laugh at what happened to Ranma. Maybe you're actually growing up a bit -" Minato was saying as he turned the page on his paper, but stopped as he looked at his wife, and saw she was shaking from containing her laughter, as she cleaned up the table.

"….Kushina" Minato said with a disapproving tone.

"W-what?" Kushina stuttered out, trying to keep a straight face, as she looked at her husband.

"I'm thinking that one of us should talk to Ranma, since we obviously can't trust Genma with this," Minato said, ignoring his wife's failing attempt to keep a straight face.

"Mmmhmm, maybe you should do it," Kushina said, as she nodded while her mouth twitched.

"I don't know. You have a history of messing up and having embarrassing escapades, so you can relate more" Minato said with a pointed look at her.

Kushina paused at this and sighed, before she nodded and started to walk towards the door, to go see Ranma. But as she approached the door, she stopped and snorted and started to laugh.

"I didn't make it! Gahahahahahahaha!" Kushina yelled, as she started to laugh.

Minato rolled his eyes at this and got up, before walking towards the door, while Kushina went to sit down and calm herself down.

"Honey?" Kushina said, as she sat down, wiping a tear of laughter from her eye.

"What?" Minato asked over his shoulder, as he left.

"I owe you one," Kushina said with a big smile, as she continued to giggle.

Minato just shook his head at this, as he left the kitchen.

(A few days later)

It was the day of the match, and Naruto was making his way to the ice rink, while carrying a box of cinnamon rolls, which he had gotten to give to Nabiki as an apology, thankfully Kasumi had been willing to tell him Nabiki's favorite treat.

"Ok, after this match, I'll give Nabiki this apology gift and apologize to her" Naruto said to himself, as he approached the ice rink, which had a puddle near it.

As he approached the puddle, some teens on bicycles rode by and drove into the puddle, causing the water to splash Naruto, and turned him into his cursed form.

Naruto wiggled his way out of his clothes and barked in anger at this. But before he could move, he was scooped up.

"Oohh, a cute little fox!" Azusa yelled, as she held Naruto in her arms, hugging him tightly.

Naruto started to turn blue at this, as he tried to get loose from her grip, but she had an iron grip.

"Let's go, cutie. I have a match to win, my dear Josephine!" Azusa yelled happily, as she carried Naruto off.

Naruto started to lightly cry at this, as he really hoped the others didn't hear Azusa call him this.

Kfbanime87 and P.O.M were in their office, when, like a bad rash -

Hey, that's offensive! Deadpool yelled, as he kicked the door down

Next is my Fairy Tail fanfic: P.O.M said with a snicker at this

And it's random for me, since I like to stay loosey goosey: Kfbanime87 said with a nod

Is that why you honk a horn at me and pinch me? Deadpool asked curiously

P.O.M snorted at this, while Kfbanime87's eyebrow twitched at this, before he reached into his desk and pulled out a fire flower, and touched it, causing his clothes to change

Where do you even get these - oh God, my skin! Deadpool was asking, before he yelled in pain, as fireballs hit him in the face

Later folks: P.O.M said with a smile and a wave at the reader, while Kfbanime87 kept throwing fire at Deadpool

And I hope that those who like the DC movies watched The Flash, and - ow, my ass! Deadpool was saying, before a fireball hit him in the ass