An: I OWN NOTHING.
Location: Pre-War 'France?' (Six's POV)
Time: 18:00 (Few hours after arrival)
After explaining our current situation to Raul and Ed-E, We started wandering a certain direction until we could find at least one semblance of life.
"So let me get this straight boss" Raul started speaking "We're currently somewhere in the European Commonwealth with no connection to Mr. House, yet have access to Mr. New Vegas? Eso tiene mucho sentido, jefe."
"Yeah I know, but I have a good feeling of running into somethin' this-a-way." I argued back
Ed-E Starts beeping back an insult to me when I noticed another entity on my Pip-Boys Radar.
"Shit." I whispered. I halted our movements and crouched down. Readying my Sequoia.
"I sense someone in our vicinity. Lie low and stay here. I'll investigate." I whispered back to my colleagues. "Okay boss, but unless you want me to squeak more than Slow-Poke Rodriguez I will. Until you get sucker punched by our 'friend' here!" The Vaquero teased back as I walked to the source of the noise.
As I was prone, I could've sworn I heard small voices in the wind with what looked like talking deer… I'll investigate that later. Has to be my brain imagining things. Lord knows what you'll… What. The. Fuck?
Up ahead was some young girl. Age wise I'd say 'round 17-19. Seriously Injured too. Now I've seen young adults both injured and dead around in the wasteland but this… This was unworldly..
For starters, she was wearing legion-esque Clothing of all things, and had this strange spear with a Fucking Scope on her side arm. "What in the name of Moses Browning is that abomination?" as I thought to myself while studying her injury up close.
An arrow was cut clean through her chest as well. To make matters brain scratching, she was somehow Still fucking breathing.
Naturally, being a gentlemen AND NOT A FUCKING CREEP. Sorry you sick M rated Fanfic bastards, I ain't hitting on her and turning this into a holotape porno. I'm way too old and would rather shoot m'self than do that..
Fuck. Did I break the 4th wall again? Damnit Wild Wasteland! Anyways, I holstered my sequoia., reached for a stim, and stabbed it into her arm while ripping that arrow right out of her chest.
For a while nothing happened…. Until I got sucker Punched in the face as she started to wake up.
Raul and Ed-E started rushing towards me as the Redhead started raising her spear up to my neck.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? ANOTHER BASTARD TRYING TO CHANGE MY DE-" Her voice gets cut off as Raul starts screaming at her. Oh boy..
"SEÑORITA, ¿DE QUÉ ESTÁ HABLANDO? PUT THE SPEAR DOWN. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT WE'RE IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU" Raul exclaimed, as he helped me back up.
"Wah… Who are you? Where's… Is this the afterlife? IS BEACON GO-" I have no clue what the fuck this broad is talking about so I cut her off this time and replied very bluntly (and straight to the point)
"Ma'am. I have no clue what in the fuck a 'Beacon' is. Out here it's nothin' but sunshine, rainbows and fuckin' french fries little mi-" I start ranting before she snaps again back at me
"First off, It's Pyrrha. And until you prove me that you aren't working for her I won't believe you one bi-" She stops as I hear an all too familiar sound of Howling.
"God damnit I ain't got time for this, Pyrrha if you want to live stick with my gang or not. Once we find a place to rest we'll discuss this the best we can like civilized folk, got it?"
"Okay! Jeesh.. You're more snarky than Cardin." The Legion exclaimed, holstering her spear
"Who?" I asked
"Some bully I used to know. Anyways, who's the Grimm and ancient Atlas bot?" She asked back.
"Ed-E and Raul. Now C'mon let's kick sand and haul ass" I exclaimed. Confused on her terms for Eyebots and Ghouls.
The four of us start rushing to a nearby cave and set up camp. Just when I was about to start a fire, Mr. New Vegas, after doing his usual news broadcasting, announces his next song.
"Ya know, no matter where you are in the Mojave. There's always one thing you can always be proud of. And that, is being By a Campfire on the Trail. Ain't that right, Sons of the Pioneers?"
OST Begin - By a Campfire on the Trail
"Heh. Never change Mr. New Vegas. Never change.." I muttered, then noticed the girl from before quiet with tears in her eyes muttering to hell and back as we ate our makeshift meal.
"Raul, Any ideas on what we should do with her?" I whispered to Raul.
"I got this, boss" He answered.
"Ahem.." I noticed Pyrrha's head starting to sober up as Raul caught her attention. "Señoritata, can you mind explaining what… Transpired for you to show up knocking down my boss?" He asked politely. "Raul I hate you sometimes..."
The redhead then lowered her head and began. "Alright, I guess I'll start from the beginning.. But first, what uh.. is your favorite fairy ta-"
"OH GOD DAMMIT NOT SOME FUCKING LORE SHIT. GET ME THE FUCK OU-"
Location: Central Pennsylvania (POV Change)
Time: 12:00
Billy, after aggressively petting the dogs for five hours calms down as Jim and Elizabeth quietly walked up to him
"So… Billy?"
"What the fuck do you want!?" Billy snapped back
"Ah!" Elizabeth jumped from his rude snap. Jim stepped in front of her.
"I'll take over from here. Start making dinner before your Aunt gets here." Jim exclaimed, as Liz nodded and went to do as she was told.
"Arlight" Jim started. "You Better explain this to me nice and slowly. Got it?"
"As if I don't have any fucking choices… Fine. I will. But be warned. This story will involve a death counter higher than your puny trench warfare" Jim gulped nervously after hearing Billy say that to him. "Al.. Alrighty! Just start away"
The camera fades yet again as Billy explains the whole lore of Fallout NV in painful and excruciating detail.
OST End
AN: Two Chapters in one day? You're fucking crazy, OP.
That's the point. But a few things.
First, Just wanted to say thanks to the amount of lads giving me godspeeds on the server's i'm in on my quest to make this shit insanely stupid. May Yakub guide you my fellow chuds.
Second off, Writing for Raul is difficult but fun. I always loved the idea of Raul speaking fluent Spanish in some sentences to throw off strangers and Six, to his amusement.
And finally, Yeah I know.
You're probably wondering why the fuck a RWBY Character is in here as well.
Truth be told, Rooster Teeth did her fucking dirty man.
'Mean they sent this redhead in roman clothing badass and completely FUCKING MURDER HER from an emo Cinderella knockoff. Hell, her love interests gets fucking Doomer'd hard afterwards too! What the fuck guys!?
I made a video on this subject before but if you want my take on why rwby's writing went downhill faster than ol' 97, here's a link to it. /tNs3OUKS5bQ
Anyways, Hope ya enjoying this shitshow.
Next Chapter, The gang gets imprisoned by a furry Deathclaw. While a Crispy Mormon discusses the word of our lord to a bookworm.
