AN: Once again. I own nothing. Let's continue this shitshow!
Location: Beast's Castle (Six's POV)
Time: 10:30
A few days passed by and THANKFULLY not much happened after our little Wolf clearing..
Did tell House about our little 'Elite' synth though.. Thankfully he isn't keen or even considering making a whole army of them like those bastards in the old MIT buildings do to people..
I figured around this time that Belle's father would be on his way to 'rescue' her, so I sent Raul and Graham out to fetch him.
Pyrrha's with that toddler cup fella reading' fairy tales whilst 3650 and ED-E are currently by my side on patrol… Damn. Am I forgetting so-
"Adam C'mon! It'll be fun out there trust me~" The three of us stopped as we heard Belle's voice echo in our vicinity. Followed by Adam.
"Erm.. If you Insist Belle.. Though I would rather-"
"Read? Dans tes rêves, Adam… Now help me with the bird seed. I promise you'll love it!" She teased again, as the two went outside. So in between then and now, Me and Graham managed to persuade the two to go on a 'date' in the Castle Gardens..
As the three of us followed pursuit and hid out of the way, 3650 voices broke the silence.
"Hey Six." The Elite drawled, "Is it just me, or is Adam a bit…"
"Nicer and speaking weirdly like an Italian?" I replied, "Yeah, I noticed it too.. Let's worry about that later. We got a spell to break today." I finished, as the three of us crouched behind a bush just as the two began their little impromptu-date.
An hour later in the castle gardens... (POV Change to Third Person)
Belle was enjoying herself with Adam recently. Nobody knows how the two managed to get along, but she enjoyed his company and in a weird sense secretly loved him.
"Belle, think you can help'a guy 'ere with feedin' the fuckin 'uccellinis?" Her thoughts were interrupted as she heard his voice.
"OH! Uh.. Of course Adam!" She replied, then bit her lip and continued, "Is your voice okay Monsieur? It's been starting to act up ever since the Library present." Belle finished as she poured a new brand of seeds into his hands.
"OH! Uh.. I'm fine Belle.. I never told you this, but sometimes this accent picks up once in a blue moon since I got cursed by that crazy broad." He finished
"I think I know a way to fix it," Belle teased, before she walked to grab his 'voice fixer.'
"Belle? What the Hel-MMPH'' Adam's call-out to her was abruptly interrupted by a fast hitting snowball. He turned to see Belle holding another, smirking mischievously.
"That's how ya want to play, signora?" He grinned, then started to roll up a massive snow boulder, "Yeah. Alright, Let's Da-PPMHGAH. C'MON BELLIE, GIVE A GUY A BREAK 'EERE, HUH!?" Adam laughed, noticing a blush on Belle's face from his nickname as the two started to chase each other around the tree.
Some minutes have passed after Belle's 'voice-fixer' incident as the two started to sit and cuddle under the same tree, catching their breaths..
OST Begin - With MY Eyes Wide Open (I'm Dreamin)
"You know Adam," Belle said, twirling her fingers around her dark brown hair, "I always thought you would've been just a simple..
"A fuckin' jackass?"
"Yeah, a jackass." She replied. "But the more I've been interacting with you and learning of this whole curse, I felt more pity and just wanted to help." She bit her lip, hiding her face from Adam.
"Uh.. Thanks." He paused as he saw Belle blushing furiously under all that cloak. "Ya know I can see you're hiding something 'bout me, signora."
"Would it be shameful that I know you're hiding something else about me through these past few days?" She teased.
"How the fu- y-ya know what nevermind. How's about on the count'a 3 we exclaim it. Got it?" He asked again.
"Um.. S-Sure!"
"1."
"2."
"3/3."
"I'm in love with you/I'm in love with you" The two paused, just before a blinding light started to surround Adam forcing Belle to shut her eyes.
Quick POV Swap (Six's POV): "HOLY SHIT THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED? HOW? ITS BEEN ONLY A FEW FUCKING DAYS!?/Mega confused beeping" 3650 and Ed-E whispered loudly to me.
"Don't know, don't care. The curse is gone and we don..… Holy Shit." Just before I can finish, the smoke and lights cleared around Adam causing my eyes to widen underneath the helmet.
A few seconds later... (Back to Third Person): Belle slowly opened her eyes after the blinding light died down. Looking around, she started to 'shout' for him.
"Adam!? Wh- What jus-"
"Er.. I'm up here." a voice interrupted her pleases.
She stopped, looked up and gasped. There on a branch was a man, just around her age with the same eyes from the painting and clothing her beast had on. The only difference was his face was more appealing and his hair was almost jet-black.
"A- Adam? Is that-?"
"Yea it's me. Think you can uh.. Lend'a hand he-oh Fuc-mmph!" Adan stopped mid sentence as the tree he was on gave way and landed face first into Belle own.
His own lips by some bullshit logic colliding into hers, before somehow soothing into it for a whole minute of smooching until a cough was heard.
OST END
Back to Six's POV: I have seen bullshit love stories and holotapes in my life, but holy brahmin shit that was faster than seeing a virgin loosing her card in The Gomorrah for fuck sakes.
After seeing, I'd say, 1 minute of a cartoon holotape character and a made-man I immediately recognized kissing, I walked up and broke the smooching session. 3650 and ED-E Following suit.
"AHEM" Both suddenly stopped as I started to grab their attention. "While I'm glad you two got the damn secret out much to my amazement, faster than any love holotape I've seen… I believe you and.. 'Adam' is needed inside." I finished and started to help 'em up.
"What do you mean 'Adam', Six?"
"This may confuse everyone, hell even the reader [WILD WASTELAND 4TH WALL BREAK, but the beast's name isn't Adam." I answered, then turned to the former Furry Deathclaw, his eyebrows rising with concern and intent to kill before breaking the silence.
"Belle, I'm sorry." He said. "My name isn't Adam. Some fuckin' grim reaper gave me it after a night out fightin' fuckin Micks in an… Accident." He paused, then held Belle's hands.
"My name… Is Vittorio "Vito" Scaletta. I'll explain the best I can inside." He finished as we all went back inside.
"Sonuva bitch that was.. Weird. Wonder how the rest of this realm is handling.."
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana (POV back to Third Person)
Time: 21:00 (Several hours earlier) : In yet another part of the world, in what resembled a 1920s New Orleans, a bright light is shown in the sky before falling through the roof of a fancy mansion.
As the dust settled, the screaming began.
"OHHH… MOTHAAAAA FUCCCCCCCCKA" The first screamed, resembling a Super Mutant. That can only say one word.
"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MIKE." Another shouted, wearing old Desert Ranger armor coated in H G11s, Remington 870 AEs, and a China Lake of all things. "OH LET'S USE THE REWIND MACHINE TO UNDO US KILLING THE ORPHANAGE LA-" Zach groaned.
"I mean technically Zach, it was oversi-" Another voice, this time being Mike. Wearing his first recon beret as always using a comically long-barreled Sub-Nosed Revolver.
"OO. YEA. OVERSIGHT MY ASS. I'M BACK NEAR FUCKING FORT POLK BECAUSE OF Y-"
"SWEET LORD WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?/DON'T ASK THEM THA-YEAAAAAAA" The three stopped to see two talking frogs... Flying?
"HOLY SHIT TALKING FROGS!? NONO COME BACK PLEASE!" He screamed then realized something.
"WAIT. OH MY GOD. TALKING FROGS? A MANSION!? MIKE! WE'RE IN A DISNEY FILM!" Zach exclaimed.
"WHAT?/MOTHAFUCKA?" the other two shouted
"WE ARE IN. A DISNEY FILM. YES!" Zach started to laugh in ADHA as he equipped one of the G11s.
"WAIT UP ZACH! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?/MOTHAFUCKA?" Mike and Badmothafucka asked.
"FOLLOWING THE FROGS. I ALWAYS WANTED TO RANT ON GUNS IN ANIMATED FILMS FOREVER AND NOW I CAN. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE! THANK YOU JOHN MOSES BROWNING!"
he answered giddily as the three slid down the roof, jump-scaring the already frog-frightened crowd grabbing heavy amounts of leftover corn
"DON'T MIND ME FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, I'M JUST GRABBING DELICIOUS CORN FOR BAHAMUT AND OFF TO RANT ON BADLY DRAWN GUNS! WHOOO! LETS FUCKING GOOOO~"
The camera cuts to the three maniacs running into the stormy night screaming like banshees.
AN: HOLY SHIT THIS WAS LENGTHY. Now I originally wanted to drag the whole 'lovey-dovey' story but honestly, Nobody got time for that bullshit.
We're rushing these out faster than a TF2 Heavy Update. (Valve Pls)
So. Vito Scaletta as the beast… Why the fuck did I do that last second?
Honestly, just for the hell of it. The guy's been killing fuckers and had a rough life like our old pal Adam. So having him go through some Disney Bullshit Magic and ending up as 'Adam' is the next step. That and I honestly love Mafia II.
The way he was introduced was rushed, but at least it's better than quirky bullshit writing like Forspoken…. (Seriously, watch the OneyPlays videos on it. It does a better job of pissing all over the game than anyone else.)
The Mikeburnfire snippet on the other hand... I've planned them from the start to be in this.
I mean, who wouldn't love to see Zach go full rant mode on animated movie guns? It'd be poetry. Orphanage reference is a nod to their playthrough of the Inheritance mod (Obviously) and of course, Badmothafucka is here. Why Princess and the frog though?
Simple: 1. Louisiana = Fort Polk, 2. Zach and Tiana's Dad were in the army, 3. Zach will recognize everything there because well.. How much of a fucking hellspawn Fort Polk was, and 4. The guns that appear later on from those bayou hunters... Oh yeah. You know the one.
That's all for now. I ain't dead. Just really busy working on other projects and life. Next chapter is coming whenever I have the free time for it. Stay safe from that damn storm by the way.
