Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Konosuba

Jutsu/Magic: Shadow Clone Jutsu!

Talking: "Hey there"

Thinking/Flashback: "Huh, that happened"

Higher Being Talking: "How dare you!"

Higher Being Thinking: "Woah he's stronger than I thought"

A/N:

Here's a second fic I'll be updating along my other crossover. Even though I had this idea for a while I finally decided to make a fic with it thanks to Konosuba season three being announced, and this is also an excuse for me to watch season one and two again.

Warnings: This is a smut fic, which means a lot of lemons with little plot, so don't expect much. There will be some rough sex and BDSM(Darkness), there will be a harem and some character will be aged up(Megumin and Yunyun).

That's all for now, I hope you enjoy.

-Heavenly Realm-

"Ugh! Boreeeeed!"

A man could be seen lounging sideways on his throne, he has long, shaggy blonde hair tied in a ponytail with bangs framing the side of his face, blue eyes with slits for pupils, three whisker-like lines on each cheek, white high-collared kimono held closed by a black sash with magatama marks on the collar, a black full-bodied suit underneath and black shinobi sandals.(1)

"Hmm maybe I can go drinking with Aqua? Or mess with Eris?" he ponders aloud before sitting up abruptly and grins widely, showing off his larger than usual canines, "why not both? Hehe, though I think I'll get Aqua first," with that statement, his previously blue eyes turned red with a ripple pattern and nine tomoe, three on each ring. "Kamui" The blonde man disappears in a swirl originating from his right eye.

-Aqua's Throne Room-

Appearing in another room whose only contents, is a white throne, wooden chair and a black and white checkered floor. "Yo, Aqua wanna go get dru-," the man stops mid greeting when he sees a woman that is definitely not Aqua sitting on the throne. The woman had short blonde hair, green eyes, is wearing a pink dress with a short skirt and yellow shoes, but her defining feature is the pair of large white wings on her back. "Eh? Celeste? Why are you sitting on Aqua's throne?" (2)

"Lord Chaos?" The angel stands up in surprise then immediately looks away, "I-I can't tell you, Lady Order told me not to..." she stutters out, getting more nervous as the god walks closer to her as she backs up until her back hits the artificial wall in the room.

The god of chaos and disorder gets up closer and strokes her cheek with the back of his hand and strokes her lips with his thumb, "Is there any way I could...convince you to tell me?" he then plants his lips against her collarbone, pushing the angel further back against the wall and causing her to moan slightly. He then slowly moves his hand down her stomach and toward her womanhood before she grabs his wrist.

"W-we can't, Lady Order-"

"Isn't here, it's just you and me right now." Taking his other hand and gently cups her breast, giving it a slight squeeze. "Come on Celeste, you can tell me. If you do, I can make it worth your while," he huskily whispers in her ear while he begins to pinch and twist her nipple, making the angel shudder and moan.

Reluctantly the woman lets go of his hand that was reaching for her now wet pussy, "F-fine," she stutters out, "Lady Aqua was temporarily banished to the world that was having problems with a demon lord after she laughed at the human she was sending there," she says before the blonde god's hand finally reaches her clit and starts rubbing it slowly, making her slightly spasm in pleasure. "T-the human got annoyed, so they asked for Aqua to be the thing they were sent to the new world with."

Chaos just hums along while listening to the tale as he continues to play with the woman's nipples and clit but also nibbling on her neck. Making up his mind on what to do next the gad decides to stop teasing the angel and give her a reward for telling him why Aqua was missing, "good girl~" her purrs in her ear as he reaches under her skirt and slips a finger inside of her. With his finger inserted he begins pumping it in and out, making Celeste arch her back and moan out loud in pleasure.

Pushing himself even closer to the moaning angel, so much so her back is almost flush with the wall, the god inserts his tongue into Celeste's mouth, stifling her moans with a sloppy kiss and adds another finger, "Oh! Lord Chaos, I'm so close!" she exclaims as she wraps one leg around his waist, grips his hair tightly and bucks onto his fingers. Deciding to let the angel have her release, Chaos pumps his fingers into her faster and faster till she finally yells out and squirts all over his forearm and the floor.

Taking his fingers out of her still twitching snatch he holds onto Celeste so she doesn't fall to the floor due to her wobbly legs, "thank you for telling me where Aqua is Celeste, I hope you enjoyed your reward," Chaos says with a smirk on his face as he guides the quivering angel to sit on Aqua's throne.

"Y-yes my lord. I-I enjoyed it very much."

"Good! Now if Order asks, I was never here." He says as he warps back to his own throne room.

-Chaos' Throne Room-

Reappearing in his own throne room again the god goes behind his throne and opens a back panel, revealing a large broadsword, as tall as he is, shaped like a butcher's knife. The blade has two cut outs, a circle close to the top and a semicircle near the handle, the former perfect for the purpose of the sword which is decapitation and of course this fits the name of weapon, The Executioner's Blade.(3)

Strapping the sword on his back via the semicircle, he stands up, closes the panel and goes back to the front of his throne before calling out, "Oi Jibril, get over here!"

Immediately a woman appears in front of him, floating in midair. She has long purple-pink hair that reaches her knees, her pupils are purple surrounded by a gold iris, she has ears that are in the shape of wings, and a halo over her head. She is wearing a top that exposes her midriff and shows some side-boob with a long skirt, but her defining feature are her two large wings that protrude from her hips, designating her as an angel just like Celeste.(4)

"Yes Master? Is it time for your daily blowjob?" she asks seriously, though she gets excited at the prospect of the last part.

"As much as I wish it was, that's not what I called you here for."

Tilting her head confused the angel asks, "Then what do you need me for master?"

"I want you to fill in for me while I go to a human world, Aqua got temporarily banished there and this is the perfect opportunity for me to sneak off and have some fun!" he says with a large grin on his face, "that's why I need you here as a substitute since my duties aren't all that hard."

"Okay Master, but what about Lady Order?"

"Use whatever you can to distract her while I'm out, I don't really care how," he replies dismissively as he goes to his throne, opens the seat and pulls out sacks full of eris.(5)

Jibril salutes with a serious face, "Yes master! I'll even seduce her with my body if I must!"

Chaos just sweatdrops, "Uh-huh, whatever floats your boat Jibril," he then walks up to her and kisses her on the lips, "connect to me telepathically if you need anything okay?" Moaning a little from the kiss her master gave her the angel nods as Chaos backs away and a magical circle appears under him to take him to the other world.

Looking at her master begin to float up as a sign the teleportation is almost complete, the angel waves at him, "I'll make sure to take extra care while you're gone! Have fun Master Naruto!"

Smiling and waving back, "I will Jibril, bye for now."

With that final goodbye Naruto is sucked into the light vortex above him and disappears into the new world.

-Axel Outskirts-

"Hmm well that's not right...I'm sure I set up the teleportation spell correctly..." Naruto thinks to himself calmly while free falling, "then again it's not like I've ever sent anyone to this world before."

His self-reflection however is cut off as he slams into the earth causing the ground to shake from the impact. Getting up and walking out of the hole without even a scuff on his clothes, "huh, that's a decent sized crater," he says looking around at the impact site.

"Wha-wha..."

Hearing someone stammering he turns in the direction of the voice, only to see some type of witch. The girl is in her late teens with a petite chest but wide hips and thick thighs. She has shoulder-length dark brown hair and crimson eyes, one of which is covered by a red eyepatch with a silver cross design. For her attire she's wearing a black cloak, a red robe that stops mid-thigh, orange boots and a large witch's hat, alongside a black choker, belt and fingerless gloves. Her right leg is wrapped in white bandages and black stocking on her left, along with a brown wizard's staff to complete her outfit.

"That was so cool!" The girl exclaims with stars in her eyes running up to the god, "how did you do that? are you a wizard too?" the witch starts firing off question after question which was abruptly stopped when Naruto puts a finger under her chin with a charming smile on his face, causing the girl to blush.

"First off, I'm not a wizard, I'm a sage." He says before introducing himself, "I'm Naruto by the way, what's your name cutie?"

Blushing at being called cute, she introduces herself. "M-Megumin, m-my calling is that of an arch wizard, w-with a specialization explosion magic, the strongest there is..." the now named girl stutters out, backing away as Naruto gets closer until her back hits a tree.

"Megumin huh?" He asks putting his face closer to hers, making their lips almost touch, "well Megumin how about you escort me to the adventurer's guild in Axel? I did come here for that purpose after all."

The witch girl slips away from him, "O-okay," she suddenly gains some confidence, "b-but you'll have to form a party with me!" She exclaims with one hand on her hip and the other pointing at the blonde god.

Naruto just shrugs his shoulders, "okay."

"Eh? That's it? Don't you want to see how I fight? I can only do explosion magic you know?"

"Meh, I'm plenty strong enough and explosions are cool as fuck Daedra taught me that when we fought. Or was it Dillan? Daisuke? Meh oh well, either way," he looks her straight in the eye with a lecherous grin on his face, " if we're on a party we can have plenty of fun later~"

Megumin's blush deepens and she scoffs, "w-whatever let's just go" she says turning around, heading towards the city of Axel.

"Hehe, I didn't hear a no~" he says following after her.

-Axel-

"Hmm what a quaint little town..." Naruto says as he and Megumin walk through Axel on the way to the adventurer's guild. "It's quite peaceful too."

Megumin nods, "well it is the furthest from town from the demon lord's army," she says in thought, "what town did you come from?" she says looking to the god next to her.

"Ah...I uh...you wouldn't know it, it's a village from the far east," he says trying to be convincing, "I actually was supposed to arrive here with a friend, but we got split up."

Looking at the man next to her, but seeming to buy his quick lie, Megumin nodded, "I see, well if your friend made it already we could ask around at the guild. Ah! Here it is!" She says pointing towards a large building, "Come on!"

Raising an eyebrow at the girl's excitement, he asks, "why do you seem so excited? Are you that eager to take me to bed?" He asks with a teasing smile.

The girl blushes and shakes her head rapidly, "No! I-it's not like that!" She exclaims aloud before hanging her head, "I'm just glad someone is willing to party with me, every other one I tried kicked me out after finding out I could only make one explosion a day..." she says sadly.

Naruto just puts a hand on her head and smiles gently, "you don't have to worry about that. Like I said before, I'm strong enough to cover you," he says softly making her smile and tears of gratitude begin to build in her eyes, "besides, nothing says adventure like building a harem of cute girls you protect!" He exclaims loudly causing Megumin to face fault.

"You're a real lecher, aren't you?" She says with a deadpan.

"Oh, you have no idea," he says with a fanged grin. "Now let's go! Those sexy ladies are waiting for me!" He states heading into the guild hall in front of him with a sighing Megumin following behind.

Entering the building, the two head up to the registration desk, "sheesh, the women here really are something else," Naruto says to himself and winks at a blonde waitress, making the woman blush slightly. "I'm really glad I decided to come to this town hehe." Megumin just shakes her head and guides him to the receptionist.

"Um excuse me," The witch calls out, getting the attention of the woman that is currently wiping down the desk, "my friend would like to register as an adventurer."

The woman standing at the desk is blonde with her wavy hair tied in a bun, and gold eyes. Her outfit consists of a red ribbon worn around her neck, a white off the shoulder low-cut top that shows off her massive cleavage, with black shoulders and sleeve cuff, low-rise jean shorts, and short brown boots.

Looking up, the woman puts on a gentle smile, "I see, but first you'll need to pay the registration fee, which would be two gold eris."(6)

Pulling out his bag of money, Naruto easily fishes out two gold coins and hands it to the woman, but as their hands touch, she looks up at the blonde and immediately gets lost in his eyes that are staring at her hungrily, making her blush and causing him to grin widely, showing off is larger than average canines.

Meanwhile, Megumin just rolls her eyes at the interaction and coughs in her hand, stopping the two blondes from staring at each other, "U-Um yes, well now that you've paid the fee let me formally explain..."

The receptionist goes on to explain registration cards and how it can be used to track the number of monsters killed and as levels increase you can put points you earn to learn skills pertaining to your specific job. She then asks Naruto to put his hand over the crystal so his own card can be made and his status can be used to determine which job would fit him most.

"Another one!? Your stats-" the blonde woman begins to exclaim aloud but is cut off by Naruto silencing her by putting a finger on her lips and gets close to her.

"Let's keep that between you and me sweetheart," he says quietly, "while I don't mind getting attention, especially from a beauty like you," he comments with a wink, "I'm not too keen on the whole guild hall knowing."

Backing up and with her face flush, the blonde woman just nods, "O-okay sir, what job would you like to choose?"

"Hmmm make me an assassin," Naruto says after thinking for a while, "It's the closest thing they have to shinobi after all and there's no option for sage."(7)

"Are you sure sir? with your stats you could even be a Dragon Knight," she says confused while also taking a peek at the huge sword strapped to his back, "and assassins are supposed to be quick and quiet, that would be hard with that huge sword on your back."

Naruto just smiles and blurs out of existence, appearing next to the woman with his arm around her shoulders, leaning over he whispers in her ear, "I think it'll be fine, don't you?" he asks and the woman just nods, surprise clear on her face. "Good! ya got any quests for me and my party member? Preferably a kill quest if you don't mind."

Nodding once again she goes behind her desk and pulling out a flier, "It's currently giant toad season so there are a lot of requests to thin out the population as they tend to eat livestock. Their meat is also a delicacy, so you'll get paid five thousand eris for each toad killed." She states, handing him the flier.(8)

"Seems simple enough, is there an upper limit?" Naruto asks as he takes the flier.

"Um no I don't believe so, but the average rate is usually five in three days."

Nodding the god of chaos turns to his new party member, "Come on Megumin, we got some toads to kill!" he exclaims, walking towards the door while Megumin just nods and follows behind him.

-Axel Outskirts-

The pair were now in a field outside of Axel's walls overlooking a group of toads, turning to Megumin, Naruto asks, "so, how do you usually take care of them?"

At his question Megumin just bows her head, "I usually try to hit them with my explosion magic, but since it has a long cast time, I always miss…" she mumbles quietly.

Naruto just nods, "welp I'll just restrain them then and you blast em" he says simply, causing the arch wizard to look at him in shock.

"B-but you could be in the blast zone."

"Nah, I could easily restrain them from here," he says, waving off her concerns, "observe." Light purple chains burst from his back and zip towards the group of ten giant toads in front of them, ensnaring and tying them together, "you can start chanting now." He says with a smile towards her.

Gaining a smile of her own, Megumin begins casting her one spell, as she is chanting the wind begins to pick up and a black vortex forms above the bound toads. Thirty-five seconds of chanting later and the vortex descends upon their quarry, "Explosion!" she yells as a massive eruption that could undoubtedly be seen from Axel swallows the giant toads.(9)

When the smoke clears, there is a wide crater with all ten dead toads in the middle, "thank goodness the chains I used blunted most of the explosion damage, otherwise there would be nothing left to turn in for the quest..." Naruto thinks to himself with a sweatdrop.

*Thud*

Turning towards the sound he sees Megumin facedown from lack of magic power, "huh, so that's what she meant," reaching down to pick her up, he suddenly stops when he senses more toads. Looking around the plain he sees thirteen more pop up from underground, "the explosion must've woken them up, welp I guess it's my turn," creating a shadow clone to pick up his partner and take her to safety, Naruto takes Zabuza's old blade off his back and a wild grin appears on his face.

"Time to get wild!"

From the clone's back Megumin watches with wide eyes as Naruto tears through the toads, leaping from one to the other, slicing each in half as if they were nothing but butter, "woah..." she says in astonishment.

"Yeah, boss is pretty great, isn't he?" the clone says, grinning.

"Yea he's-oi, get your hands off my butt!" she cuts herself off to yell at the clone holding her.

"Tch, you're no fun," the clone grumbles as he goes back to hold her thighs and squeezes them a few times before nodding in approval.

"Really?" Megumin asks in deadpan, "even the clones are perverts too?" The clone just shrugs at her accusation, not denying it.

Just as the conversation finishes Naruto walks up, swinging his large sword to get rid of the blood, "welp there were a few extras, but I got em all. Oh, and good job with the explosion by the way."

The witch blushes at the praise, "T-thank you..."

"No prob. Let's head back so we can get the quest reward." He says walking back towards Axel but Megumin notices something.

"Wait what about the toads?"

"I sealed them away in this scroll," he replied, holding up a rolled-up sealing scroll.

"Huh? What type of magic is that?" She asks confused.

"Not magic. Ninjutsu, I'm a ninja."

Megumin just sweatdrops, "aren't ninjas just eastern assassins? And aren't they also supposed to be all sneaky and stuff?"

Naruto just shrugs, "that's why I chose that job at the guild, and there's no real need to be sneaky if you set a forest on fire with a single jutsu or cause ten-foot craters with a single punch."

"Huh...I guess." She mumbles and the two adventurers and Naruto's clone head the rest of the way back to the guild in relative silence.

-Axel Adventurer Guild-

Walking up to the receptionist, who is now sitting at the desk, she does a double take when she sees two Naruto's walk in, "um hello again sir, how may I help you two...er three?"

Naruto chuckles at her confused face, "Don't worry about him he's just my clone they're very useful," he then leans in closer to whisper in her ear, "they can also be used in certain activities. I could show you if you want."

Biting her lip and feeling a wetness form between her thighs at the thought she stutters out with a whisper and a blush on her cheeks, "m-maybe later sir."

Smirking at her response, Naruto backs up, ignoring the pointed look his partner is giving him, "other than that we've come to turn in some giant toads."

"Eh? Already? It's only been an hour," the receptionist says in surprise, "did you only manage to find one? And where is it?"

Naruto shakes his head, "there's more than one and do you have a back room away from prying eyes? As I said before, I don't particularly want to stick out too much."

Nodding at his request, she calls over one of her coworkers to fill in for her as she goes to guide him to the room he turns to his clone and hands him a pouch of money, "take this and find an inn to stay at," looking at Megumin, "do you have a place already?" When she shakes her head he nods, "alright you can just stay with me." he says nonchalantly to the girl's surprise.

"Are you sure?" Megumin asks hesitantly.

"Yup, might as well since we're a party, my clone will take you while I get the reward for the bounties, so I'll see you later." He says as turns back and follows the receptionist to the back room. After the two are out of sight, the clone looks to Megumin, "looks like it's just you and me cutie. How about a date before getting a room?" The clone asks with a grin.

The arc wizard blushes and tightens her grip from his back, "you just want to get in my pants, don't you?"

"I will neither confirm nor deny that."

"Pervert. I am hungry though." she whispers out.

Grinning, the clone starts heading towards the door, "well you can order whatever you want. My treat." Megumin just smiles, glad she finally has a party member that would stay with her, even if he is a huge pervert.

-Guild Backroom-

"Here we are sir," the blonde woman says, turning around to face the original Naruto, "what is it about the bounty you wish to keep hidden?" Taking out the sealing scroll from before he pumps a bit of chakra into it, causing a huge amount of smoke to fill the room and for the receptionist to cough.

When the smoke cleared the woman could only open her mouth and eyes in shock, "H-how?" she stutters out as the room now has twenty-three toad corpses, ten that are slightly burnt and thirteen that are perfectly cut in two.

"Yea, did you know more pop up if you set off an explosion? I do kinda feel bad though, I always liked toads." He says to himself, remembering his old summons.

Turning to the man next to her, "s-sir, why do you want to keep this a secret? You could be the most famous adventurer in Axel, along with your stats every party would want you to join!"

Walking over to the ranting woman Naruto puts a finger under her chin to tilt her head up so she can look into his blue-slitted eyes, "let's just say I have someone looking for me right now and it would be best if I kept a low profile for now while I have fun. So please keep this a secret for me?"

He then whispers in her ear, "if you promise to, I'll help you relieve a little...stress from all your hard work if you wish."

Gulping at the obvious proposition and looking into his eyes that were hungry for her body, she feels her core heat up and the wetness between her thighs increase tenfold she stutters out, "I-I think I'd like that..."

Grinning Naruto grabs her by the hips and pulls her into a searing kiss. Taking one hand and using it to pinch her hardening nipples through her shirt, he takes the other one and puts it in her shorts to play with her wet cunt.

The woman starts to moan into the kiss, giving Naruto the opportunity to shove his tongue in her mouth to play with her own. Pausing the kiss he looks into her eyes, "before we go any further, I'd like to know the name of the beauty I'm going to make addicted to my cock."

"L-Luna. M-my name is Luna," the now named woman gasps out

Moving his lips to her neck, he nibbles and sucks on it, "what a beautiful name." He huskily whispers in her ear as he inserts a finger into her waiting snatch, then another. Luna bites her lip hard at the pleasure she feels in her pussy and moans into Naruto's ear.

"N-no more teasing," she breathes out, "fuck me..."

"Hmm so desperate~" he says, pinching and twisting her nipple, and begins pumping his two fingers into her faster and faster, "how long has it been since you've had some dick."

"Nngghh! Too longgg~" she moans out gripping onto his hair and humping his pistoning fingers, "please I need it!" She practically begs.

Naruto just smirks, "well now that I'm here I'll fuck you every day. Would you like that?"

"Yes!" She gasps out, taking off her guild shirt, letting her pink and puffy nipples free, "no more waiting," she takes off her shoes, "and no more teasing," she removes her shorts, then walk to the nearest wall and bends over, pulling her blue lace panties to the side and exposing her pink pussy covered in slick. "I need you inside me."

Naruto feels his dick harden to extreme levels at the clear and obvious want the blonde woman shows him. "Well since you asked so fervently, I'll abide by your request," he says walking up behind her.

Undoing his kimono top and pants, letting them fall to the floor, he grabs her panties and slowly lowers them, watching as strings of her arousal stick to the fabric, standing back up he grabs her right asscheek and spreads it so he can better line up his manhood with her soaked pussy.

Teasing the entrance with his tip, Luna lets out a frustrated moan and wiggles her hips in an attempt to insert him herself.

Deciding to finally give the woman what she wants Naruto pushes his tip into her. Luna's pussy immediately clamps down on it seemingly not wanting to let go.

"Ohhhh fuck yessss," she moans out, pushing back towards Naruto and sending more of his cock into her, "ugh, so big...it's stretching me out~"

"So eager," he says as he slaps her ass, earning a strangled moan and her pussy tightening around him. "Oh, so you like being spanked? How naughty," he taunts as he slaps her ass again and she tightens further.

Naruto grabs Luna by her waist and pulls out leaving only his tip in, before slamming all of his length into her, bumping against the entrance of her womb.

"Guh!" The blonde woman throws her head back at the sudden move. What she felt before didn't compare to this at all, she could feel her cunt trying to accommodate the monster inside her and it's barely holding together.

Then he starts moving, getting faster each time her ass meets his hips, until it's nothing but a blur. Her moans filled the room and could be heard by anyone close to the door.

Naruto leans forward and grabs her huge breasts that are swinging freely as he fucked her from behind, using them as leverage to make her back flush with his chest as he pounds her against the wall.

Their rutting continues for a few more minutes until Luna feels her core grow tighter and hotter, "I-I'm about to cum!" She can feel it coming on, when was the last time she had an orgasm? She couldn't remember, work at the guild took over her life. But now she could feel her release coming and she would let it flow.

"Fuuuuuck~" she screams out as her climaxing pussy simultaneously squirts out her juices and clamps down on the cock inside her, trying to milk it and obtain its seed.

Feeling his own release coming thanks to the vice grip Luna's pussy has him in Naruto pulls all the way out. Pumping his dick a few times he explodes ropes of cum on her ass and back, leaving her covered.

Luna moans at the feeling of his hot jizz on her back but yelps as she is forcibly turned around to face him with her back against the wall and one of her legs around his waist.

"Wha-Ugh!"

Her question is cut off as once again Naruto plunges his full length into her and silences any further moans with his tongue in her mouth.

As he pistons into her over and over she wraps her arms around his neck and puts her other leg around his waist so she's only being held up by his hands on her ass. Breaking the kiss, the blonde woman leans her head back against the wall and goes cross-eyed as she cums on Naruto's cock again.

Pulling out once again, Naruto let's her fall to her knees in front of his still erect manhood and growls out, "suck."

Looking up with hazy eyes, Luna nods and takes the huge prick in her mouth, sucking and swallowing her own love juice drenching his cock.

Taking a chance, she tries to deepthroat him all the way but gags as she goes down, until her face is finally flush with his pelvis. Once he's fully sheathed in her throat, she sticks out her tongue to lick his balls earning a groan of approval that spurs her on.

"Fuck I'm gonna cum, make sure you swallow it all."

Feeling his cock expand and his balls churn Luna was unprepared for the amount of jizz he unloads directly into her stomach. When it becomes too much she gags and pulls away from the still spurting dick, getting some of his seed on her face and breasts.

Breathing heavily, she looks up to the man in front of her as he bends down and shakes his head, "tsk tsk, you shouldn't waste it," he says as he scoops some from the corner of her mouth and puts it in her mouth, making her suck on his finger suggestively before scooping more of it on her own from her chest to swallow.

"Good girl." He says grinning at the action, standing up again. "But alas we must stop here before others get suspicious as I'm sure checking the bounty wouldn't take this long.

Reluctantly nodding, Luna stands up on wobbly legs and Naruto helps hold her up. Getting dressed in her guild uniform she goes to walk but stumbles, "you should go get your reward from the desk, I'll stay here since I'm still trying to recover," she says stamping the mission parchment.

"I have you down for five as getting the amount for all twenty-three would turn heads," she hands him the parchment. "You can get the rest tomorrow when I'm at the desk."

Nodding, Naruto looks to her with a smirk, "and we can have more fun tomorrow huh?" Luna blushes but nods in agreement.

"See you tomorrow then, Luna," Naruto says waving at her as she sits on the ground still exhausted but waves back.

Walking out from the back room after his tryst with Luna, Naruto feels someone's gaze on him and turns to see a blonde woman in crusader armor looking at him with a small blush on her face. Naruto just smirks and sends a wink her way, causing her to quickly look away and blush harder.

Chuckling to himself Naruto walks out of the adventurer guild and just as he does, he suddenly receives memories from his now dispelled clone and his smirk widens to a full-blown grin, "oh yea, I made the right choice coming here."

-Earlier, with clone Naruto and Megumin-

The arch wizard and clone are looking for an inn after they both had their fill to eat. Megumin was still being held piggyback by the clone when they finally found a pretty nice inn, "this place looks good, let's check it out." Feeling his partner nod in agreement he walks into the building.

Walking up to the innkeeper sitting at the desk he clears his throat to get her attention. Looking up, the woman begins to speak, "welcome sir, how may I help you..." she trails off as her cheeks heat up at the handsome and rugged man in front of her.

Grinning and showing off his large canines, "well cutie, I'd like a room for me and my party member here," he says gesturing to Megumin on his back, "two beds please."

"O-of course sir, there is a room available for eight silver eris," she says trying to regain her composure. "This includes food as well that you can either eat in the tavern or can be brought to your room."

Pulling out the correct amount of money, he hands it to the innkeeper, "sounds good to me, we'll take it."

Smiling, the woman at the desk stands up, " I'll show you to your room, please follow me." Walking towards the stairs and going up them, Naruto finds his eyes glue to her ass much to the irritation of Megumin who pinched him on the cheek. "Can you not be a perv for two seconds?"

"Hehe, nope." The clone says unapologetically.

They finally reach their rented room with Megumin still grumbling, turning to the two adventurers the woman bows slightly, "here's your room sir, please enjoy your stay."

"Oh I will, and you should visit often I'd really enjoy your company~" he says teasingly and the innkeeper blushes darkly and scurried off, "I didn't hear a no~" he calls out after her.

Megumin finally being fed up with being ignored by both Naruto and the innkeeper, kicks Naruto in the thigh and he just chuckles, walking into the room Naruto looks at her. "Feeling jealous are we?" He asks with a smug smirk on his face.

Blushing hard, she pouts, "no... I'm definitely not annoyed you flirted with every single woman we saw while eating or with the innkeeper and receptionist at the guild." Naruto chuckles again causing her pout to deepen, "what's so funny?" She asks irritably.

Naruto takes her off his back and lays her down on one of the beds. "I just think it's so cute watching you get jealous of a guy you just met a few hours ago," he then hovers above her and moves his face towards her collar, his breath tickling her, "it makes me want to eat you up."

Megumin's breath hitches and she feels herself getting hot, "I-I," she stutters out.

"Poor little witch...she feels neglected and ignored." He whispers moving one of his hands down to her thighs and making the girl shudder and unconsciously spread her legs wider for him.

Taking that as confirmation that he can keep going so he moves his hand further up her thigh till he's inches away from her panty covered womanhood. Looking to Megumin for confirmation, she just shyly nods and covers her head with the brim of her hat.

Finally reaching the now wet panties, Naruto rubs the covered slit making a gasp escape her mouth and her to arch her back slightly. When Naruto reaches her clit, she finally moans aloud but quickly bites her bottom lip to stifle it.

Pushing her robe up to better expose her, it reveals she's wearing black panties with a large wet spot, "hmm someone's awfully excited," slipping his hand under the waistband of her underwear he proceeds to rub her naked clit.

The feeling of having someone else play with her for the first time nearly sends Megumin over the edge, it felt so different form masturbation, more intense, more pleasurable, more-

"Hnng!"

Her inner thoughts were cut off as Naruto slipped his middle finger in her soaked pussy and started slowly pumping it. Normally it would be a tighter fit but she was so wet the finger was able to easily glide in. The god was moving his finger around looking for her g-spot and when he finally found it, she couldn't take it anymore.

Holding onto his hand, she grips it tight and bites down hard on her witch's hat to stifle the loud moan from her release. Her pussy starts to clamp down on Naruto's finger as he back arches and her eyes start to roll up to the back of her head.

When her orgasm finally fades she's hit with pleasure again as Naruto repeatedly moves his finger over her spot, causing her to moan out loud as her hat dropped to the floor and another orgasm washes over her, except this time Naruto doesn't wait for it to fade as he continuously hits the same spot over and over making her cum again and again.

"T-too much!"

Naruto chuckles and shakes his head, "you wanted my attention didn't you? But if you want me to stop..." he trails off as he stops fingering her and begins to take out his finger.

Megumin goes wide-eyed at Naruto when he removes his finger from her still orgasming pussy, "No!" She yells and grabs his wrist, "d-don't stop. It feels too good...please"

"Hehe, as you wish~" he inserts his finger again and adds a second one, causing Megumin to throw her head back in pleasure.

Lowering his head in between her thighs, putting her legs over his shoulders as he picks up the pace in his fingering, his eyes land on her engorged clit. Giving it a test lick, resulting in Megumin closing her thighs around his head as she spasms. Smirking at the reaction he latches on to it and begin sucking and licking.

"Oh gods. GUH!"

Megumin yells out as she experiences the most intense orgasm she's had so far. Her back is arched and she begins squirting, Naruto immediately licks up her essence, prolonging her release even more. When it's finally over her eyes fully roll to the back of her head and she passes out with a bit of drool leaking from her mouth.

Standing up and looking at his handiwork clone Naruto puts a blanket over her form and smirks, "welp time to dispel and let the boss know where we're staying," he says before he vanished in a poof of smoke, leaving behind a knocked out and quivering arch mage.

-Present Time-

The original was walking down the street headed to the inn his clone had rented for him and Megumin, "Hoh? She's following me now." Naruto thinks to himself as he looks out the corner of his eyes and sees the same female crusader from before peeking around the corner of a building. The god doesn't know why the woman is following him but he can sense her lust and smell her arousal from here.

Deciding to mess with her he abruptly turns down an alleyway, hides himself with a genjutsu and waits for the woman to come around the corner.

A few moments later his prediction comes true as the crusader comes into the alley, looking for him. Sneaking behind her, he turns her towards him, grabs her wrists, holding them above her, pushes her against the alley wall and disables his illusion.

Getting a good look at her, he sees her blue eyes, currently wide in surprise, and blonde hair tied in a high ponytail with bangs framing each side of her face, much like his own. She's wearing a yellow and black sleeveless dress with silver trimmings, black chainmail, and silver armor composed of metal greaves, sabatons, tassets, a shoulder plate on her left side, wing-like cloth perched upon her right shoulder and a cuirass with a red bow.

All in all, a gorgeous girl, smirking devilishly Naruto whispers in her ear, "now what's a beautiful girl like you doing stalking little ol' me?"

The woman begins stammering as she rubs her thighs together with a deep blush on her face from the position Naruto put her in.

"You got a name cutie?"

"D-Darkness."

"Okay Darkness," he puts one of his knees in between her legs and resting it against the bottom of her crotch, "pray tell why you've been watching me since I went to turn in a quest earlier today."

Squirming at the feeling of his knee under her, the now named darkness stutters out, "I-I saw you go into the backroom with the guild receptionist and your double take that girl away... w-what did you do with them?"

"Hmmm why do you want to know? I know you heard what me and Luna did in that room you naughty peeper." Naruto says in her ear, tickling it with his hot breath and making her squirm further.

"N-no I-I wouldn't..."

"Oh, so you're a liar now too?" He asks with a raised eyebrow. "My my, maybe I should just punish you," he teasingly threatens and pushes his body against her while she puts up a fake struggle.

"YES!" She suddenly yells out with a huge perverted grin on her face before trying to put on a fake tough look, "I-I mean do your worst! I'm a crusader you won't break me so easily!" Her face not matching her brave words as she is currently drooling with lust in her eyes.

"Oh yeah?" He says challengingly as he digs his knee up into her crotch getting a moan, "what if I bent you over right now and spanked you huh? Or I force you on your knees so I can fuck your throat?"

"Ngh!" Darkness feels herself getting wetter at the thought of those things happening but it's what Naruto says next that finally sets her over the edge.

Moving his mouth against her ear he whispers huskily, "or maybe I should just take you home and make you my breeding bitch to pop out babies for me like a factory..."

Her flood gates open and she cums then and there soaking her armored skirt and Naruto's knee. Her blue eyes now have a pink heart in each pupil and she looks into Naruto's own blue-slitted eyes with uncountable lust.

"Yes master! Please use me as a breading machine for your next generation! I'll give my whole body to you and be your ever loyal pet!" She exclaims desperately making Naruto grin ferally showing off his long canines.(10)

"Good~" her purrs in her ear, "though I don't want any kids as of yet, so till then you'll be my sex pet. Now get on your knees and suck my cock," he orders, letting go of her wrists.

Darkness falls to her knees and begins to remove Naruto's pants. When she pulls them down a large pillar of man meat smacks her on the face, covering one of her eyes.

Her visible eye is wide at the length and girth of her new master's manhood and shakily reaches up to take hold of it. Stroking it she sticks her tongue out and shyly licks the tip before swirling her tongue around it then moving her tongue up and down his entire length.

Next, she moves on to his balls, nuzzling them and taking each into her mouth to suck, before going back up and swallowing his tip.

"Oh fuck! Where did you learn that?"

Letting go of his tip with a pop, and slapping her outstretched tongue with his dick, she goes back to stroking his cock, "I-I practice on a lot of toys." She confesses before trying to deepthroat him, but not being able to make it more than halfway without gagging and coming back up for air.

After this repeats a few more times Naruto decides to help her by grabbing her by her blonde hair and roughly shoving his cock down her throat and holding her there as she gags and tears form in her eyes from the pain and pleasure.

Pulling out of her throat to let her breathe, Darkness begins coughing harshly before Naruto grabs her head again and repeats the process a few more times.

When it's finally time for him to release he brings her in again and holds her for even longer before cumming down her throat and into her stomach.

As Darkness is being filled by his sperm, she begins to run out of breath, but Naruto won't let her go causing her to gag and choke on his cock. As her vision fades and her eyes roll up from lack of breath, she explosively squirts, creating a puddle beneath her, and she goes unconscious.

Finally, as Naruto spurts his last rope of cum in her stomach, he pulls out and Darkness nearly falls to the ground but is caught and slung over his shoulder. "Sheesh three in one day? This world is amazing!" He exclaims laughing. "I'm going to have so much fun~"

Naruto then covers himself and Darkness in an illusion, so no one asks any questions and bounds off towards his rented room at the inn.

"Oh wait, I was supposed to find Aqua...meh, I bet she's fine"

-END-

So? What'd you think? I'll mainly be using this fic to practice writing different types of lemons for any current or future stories. And as you can see Megumin has been aged up to late teens aka 18 years old instead of 14 like in the anime as a result of this Yunyun will be the same age as her.

(1): This is Indra Otsutsuki's outfit and for how Naruto's hair looks, look up 'Naruto with long hair' on Google, it's the one that has him wearing an orange jacket and has two drawings, one with his hair down on top and the other with his hair in a ponytail. The doujutsu Naruto has is the Juubi's eye

(2): The angel that replaces Aqua in the anime has no official name, so I made one up. Also, fun fact: the angel was so honest with humans from Japan about the next world that none after Kazuma decided to be reincarnated.

(3): I personally liked the dubbed English name of Zabuza's sword, so I'll call it that.

(4): This is Jibril from No Game No Life. I had decided in this fic that every god has their own personal angel to help with their duties and I felt Jibril fit the bill as an assistant to the god of chaos.

(5): I'll be using 'Eris' when talking about the goddess and 'eris' when talking about the currency. Also, 1000 eris = 1000 Yen = 7.82 USD

(6): In the anime Kazuma and Aqua paid with what looks like four gold eris, so I assume the fee is two per person.

(7): I am basing the jobs off what I saw when I looked up job types on the Konosuba fandom.

(8): In the anime the quest was just to kill five in three days, I decided to change it to 'just kill as many as you can' in three days.

(9): I re-watched the anime and counted how long it took for her chant to finish, it was around thirty-five seconds.

(10): It may seem weird that Darkness gave in and started calling him master so quickly, but in the show, you can see how wild she gets from her own delusions, so having words like that spoken so clearly to her I feel would make her go crazy.