Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Konosuba

Jutsu/Magic: Shadow Clone Jutsu!

Talking: "Hey there"

Thinking/Flashback: "Huh, that happened"

Higher Being Talking: "How dare you!"

Higher Being Thinking: "Woah he's stronger than I thought"

A/N:

Its NNN (Nonstop Nut November) so of course I'm updating my smut fic, hope you enjoy!

Same warnings as previous chapters.

-Axel Outskirts, Forest Clearing-

It had been a few days since Darkness had joined their party and Naruto quickly found out two things; one, she could tank hits like a champ, and two she couldn't hit anything with her sword for shit.

SWISH!

Darkness takes a swing at the wooden post in front of her and misses by a wide margin, causing Naruto to sigh as he holds up a yellow remote with a single button. Pressing it causes the blonde crusader to twist and jerk as the sound of buzzing comes from her crotch.

"Again."

"Y-Yesh s-sir."

Standing up again to her full height with a blush on her face and drool coming from her mouth, Darkness readies her sword once again. Instead of her usual armor, she's just wearing her all-black bodysuit that has a hole in the crotch area with a string hanging from her womanhood.

"Is that vibrator, as you called it, really necessary for her training?" Megumin asks from the tree stump she's sitting on, "It's been a day and she still hasn't hit it."

"Meh, it's entertaining," the blonde god says with a shrug as he presses the button again, making Darkness squeal in pleasure. "Also, I'm mainly testing to make sure it works before I sell it to Wiz. Female adventurers are gonna love it. Speaking of which, we should get some new party members."

BZZT!

"Ahn~"

"And probably just give Darkness a shield instead."

"N-no I'm a crusader! What would I be without a sword?"

Sighing, Naruto puts the yellow remote in his pocket, walks over to Darkness, pushes her up against the practice dummy and stares into her eyes, "how about this, I get you can keep the sword but your main weapon will be the shield, is that okay?"

Darkness whimpers slightly as she becomes entranced by the slitted eyes staring into her soul. It was obvious, the request was actually an order instead.

A blush forms on her face and she rubs her thighs together, "b-but.."

Naruto leans his face in closer, as his eyes start glowing, "I said. Is. That. Okay?"

"Y-yes, th-that's fine." The blonde crusader can barely hold in her arousal from the sheer power in Naruto's voice and intensity in his eyes, she can even feel her snatch clenching around the inserted vibrator, making known its desire to have the man gazing at her paint her insides white.

Grinning, he leans forward and nibbles on her ear, "that's a good girl," he purrs out sultrily as he runs his hand down her body suit covered stomach, "do you know what good girls get?"

Gulping, she begins to breathe heavily when Naruto's hand gets closer and closer to her soaked crotch, "wh-what's that?"

Stopping just before her clit, he whispers in her ear, "they get fucked like a rabbit during breeding season." He then flicks her clit and she goes cross-eyed as she begins to orgasm from a combination of his teasing and her imagination.

Falling to her knees from the pleasure, her blue eyes gain pink hearts and she looks up toward Naruto, only to have a thick and hot pillar of man-meat slap her on the face, covering one of her eyes.

Darkness is immediately captivated by the musk of his cock and starts to worship the pole as if it was a holy artifact. Sticking out her tongue, she licks a trail from base all the way to the tip before taking the whole rod into her throat.

Chocking a bit as her nose touches his pelvis, she comes back up for air and begins flicking her tongue against Naruto's cockhead, making sure to tease the hole at the top.

"Fuuuck, you've gotten so much better Darkness," he groans out, putting a hand on her blonde hair, "make me cum and I'll give you back your virginity again, so I can take it just how you like it."

The crusader's eyes light up from those words so she swallows the tip once again and bobs her head back and forth at a fast pace, using one hand to stroke the length not currently in her mouth and using the other to fondle Naruto's hefty balls.

Soon enough, the blonde god reaches his limit. Tightening his grip on her head, he begins thrusting into her mouth.

Darkness's eyes widen as her throat is fucked, until she feels Naruto's balls slap the bottom of her chin with one last thrust before he empties them directly into her stomach. Eyes rolling up, the edge of her vision darkens as she runs out of breath, but luckily Naruto pulls out.

While she's catching her breath, Naruto kneels down to her level and puts her in a doggy style position. Reaching over, he grips onto the string and yanks out the vibrator with a wet pop, getting a slight moan from the blonde woman before he places a hand over her mound and channels chakra, restoring her hymen.

As he lines himself up, Megumin decides she's seen enough and hops from her stump. With a blush on her cheeks, she coughs into her hand in order to get Naruto's attention. "I-I'm going to go to the guild to try and look for party members and maybe get a quest or two for us to complete. I'll uh, come back later.."

Naruto turns around and waves her over with a cheeky grin. Gulping slightly, Megumin does as she's told and the blonde puts an arm around her petite waist as she gets close.

The arch wizard's breath hitches as Naruto pulls her in closer and brings her in for a tongue filled kiss. Megumin mewls at the intense lip lock and moans aloud when she feels Naruto's hand brush against her clit.

Naruto then leans in and whispers in her ear, "are you sure? I could have a clone take care of you~"

Briefly snapping out of it, she rapidly shakes her head and backs away with her thighs clenched together in order to stop her arousal from leaking down her legs, "y-yeah, don't worry about it."

"Aw~ that's too bad, but if you're gonna look for new members make sure they're really cute okay?"

Nodding, with a blush still covering her cheeks, Megumin walks back to Axel. maybe she should stop by the inn to change her underwear first...

Naruto watches his party's wizard walk away with a smirk before looking back down at Darkness, who is looking back at him with a pleading expression, but staying still nonetheless.

Grinning, he puts a hand on one of her asscheeks and spreads it to see her leaking pussy desperately trying to clench around his barely inserted tip. "You're being such a good girl Darkness, I'm really glad you waited so patiently.. I think you deserve a reward. What would you like?"

"C-can you keep using that vibrating device on me? Even while adventuring?"

"Oh, you naughty girl~ of course I can, I'll even make so every time you block with the shield I'll give you, it'll activate."

"Th-thank you master."

Taking the yellow egg-shaped object, Naruto puts it against her puckered asshole and begins to slowly push the device in. Due to it already being covered in her slick it was able to easily slide inside with Naruto pushing it in until just the ring attached to the string is peeking out.

Darkness's back arches in pleasure as Naruto presses the on button on the remote and the inside of her ass starts to vibrate while at the same time his slams into her pussy, harshly ripping away her newfound virginity.

The crusaders world goes white as she is harshly pounded from behind, her face in the dirt and her hand gripping the grass with her herculean strength, "ughh, I love it when you roughly fuck me from behind master, my body is only yours."

Naruto says nothing and instead increases the pace of his thrusting, making sure his cock constantly slams against the entrance of her womb. His grip on her waist becomes stronger, painfully so, but all Darkness can feel from it is pleasure then finally his dick begins to swell as a signal for his impending release.

As if on instinct, her cunt tightly squeezes around him, forcing a groan deep from his throat at the sudden tightness, "fuck...get ready Darkness, I'm about to cum."

The blonde crusader begins moving her hips as well as her own orgasm comes on, "oh yes, release it all inside me master! I want my stomach to swell with your cum!"

Then with one last slam of his hips, several ropes of white burst inside of her, quickly filling up her womb before spilling out of her still stuffed opening.

Barely giving her time to rest, the blonde god turns her over on her back before ripping her bodysuit at her chest, letting her massive tits bounce free as he straddles her waist.

"Now use those huge tits of yours to make me cum."

"Yes master," wasting no time, Darkness covers his cock with her breasts, leaving the tip and a few inches to peak out the top.

Slowly, Darkness begins pumping her tits over his cum covered cock, all while she runs her tongue over his tip before taking the whole head in.

Groaning in pleasure, Naruto begins moving his hips, sliding the rest of himself in and out of her mouth. The two pick up the pace until eventually, Naruto hits his limit.

Moving forward, he grabs a handful of Darkness' blonde hair and shoves the rest of his length down her throat just as another torrent of white explodes from it.

As he does this he also inserts three fingers into her leaking cunt, making the crusader's eyes go wide as her throat is filled with semen and her pussy is finger fucked. Not to mention the device still vibrating in her ass.

Eventually the pleasure becomes too much causing her blue eyes roll to the back of her head and for her to pass out. Seeing this, Naruto pulls out of her mouth and deposits the rest of his release on her face.

Taking a slight breath, he looks down at her with a grin, "She just gets better and better each time we do it," reaching down he picks her up in a bridal carry while channeling healing chakra into her body and waking her up slightly, "you're such a good girl Darkness."

"Th-thank you master."

Flaring his chakra slightly, the two blondes then disappear in a flash of yellow, leaving the clearing they were in empty.

-Inn-

Flashing inside their room, Naruto sets Darkness onto the bed, "you go ahead and rest a bit while I go drop something off at Wiz then check if Megumin found anybody to join our party, and before I forget."

Naruto claps his hands together making a bright light glow between them before he spreads them apart and a large object begins to take shape.

It is a large shield, almost as tall as her. It is white with gold trim and a yellow gem in the middle flanked by two golden wing decorations.(1)

Darkness looks at the shield with wide eyes and awe, "th-that's for me?"

"Yup," Naruto replies with a nod, "and with your strength you should be able to easily lift this and your sword at the same time. not to mention the feature you asked for." he says as he knocks on the shield with his knuckles.

Bzzt!

"Ahn~" The crusader moans out as she feels the vibrator still in her ass respond to the hit of the shield.

"There, now you should have no problems using this right?"

Darkness nods, "y-yes, I'm fine with it. Thank you Naruto," she mutters out with flushed cheeks.

"Great! Well, I'll see ya later!" he says with a wave as his disappears with a yellow flash.

-Axel, Streets-

Walking from the inn while whistling a jaunty tune with his hands behind his head, Naruto heads straight for Wiz's item shop.

Upon reaching the store, he opens the door causing the bell to chime and Wiz to look up with a bright smile that quickly changes to a wide-eyed blush when she sees who it is.

"Ch-Chaos..."

Thanks to Naruto's constant teasing, her hair is now a darker shade of brown, her skin is paler and her brown eyes now have a red tint, fangs are also starting to poke out from her lips as well.(2)

Naruto walks up to the counter with a fanged grin, subtly leaking chakra in her direction, "hello Wiz, how are you this fine afternoon?"

"I-I'm fine. W-what brings you here?" She asks with a shuddering breath as her lich body feels overwhelmed at the power washing over her.

Snickering slightly, he reaches into his sleeves and pulls out a purple egg-shaped vibrator with a small string attached. "I actually have something I want you to sell in the store."

Looking at the object with curiosity, she tilts her head to the side in a very cute manner, "what is it and how does it work?"

"It's a vibrator, and as for how it works.." Naruto disappears in a blur, materializes behind the brunette and lifts up her dress to expose her panties.

"Wh-wha-?"

Reaching around, he places the object on her panty-clad mound, specifically where her clit is.

"This is how you use it," lifting his other hand up to show a remote of the same color, he presses the button.

Almost immediately Wiz's world explodes in pleasure as the device violently vibrates on her nub.

"Nghhhh oooou!"

"But that's not the only place you can put it.."

A clone suddenly appears and takes hold of her top before ripping it open, letting her large and pale breasts bounce free which results in a slight yelp of surprise from the undead woman.

He then brings out four more vibrators of varying colors, sticking one to each of her hardened nipples with tape before crouching down, ripping off her black panties to expose he wet folds to the air and inserting a third in her pussy.

But her eyes widen when the clone tries to place the last of the devices, "m-my ass?"

"Mmhm, that's the last place," the blonde god then lays the various remotes on the table and begins pressing them one by one, causing Wiz to spasm wildly in pleasure before she reaches her limit.

With a loud yell and a violent jerk Wiz reaches an explosive orgasm that causes her to squirt all over the floor behind the counter. but seeing as the vibrators are still on, her orgasm is extended, leading her to fall in the puddle of her liquid while shuddering.

Smirking at the display, Naruto crouches down and playfully slaps her ass, "so, what'd you think? Great right?"

"Ouuuu..."

"Heh, I'll take that as a yes."

Naruto gets behind Wiz's body as it twitches with her ass in the air from the continual stimulation of the vibrators. Spreading her cheeks, he pulls out the vibrator in her ass and replaces it with his chakra laced fingers.

Wiz's eyes roll to the back of her head as the god's life force enters her. Her tongue lolls out as she moves her hips back and forth in tandem with his fingering.

Soon enough she starts orgasming all over again, squirting with so much force, the purple vibrator previously inserted in her pussy pops out, followed by a waterfall of feminine juices.

"Nguuu...~"

Watching with mirth as her hair turns a deeper brown, eyes turn maroon and skin gets paler, Naruto gets up from the floor and pats her ass once more before finally turning off all of the vibrators so Wiz can finally rest.

Just as he is about to walk away a hand reaches out and grabs his ankle. Looking down with a raised eyebrow, Naruto sees Wiz panting harshly and staring up at him with lust in her eyes.

"P-please fuck me too. I want you in me..."

A fanged smirk forms on his face at the pleading tone the undead shop owner has and turns around to face her.

Squatting down to make his face level with hers, "tell me, what was it you wanted?"

Still twitching and panting Wiz stares into his eyes, "I-I want you to fuck me... I can't take this teasing anymore..."

Hearing her words Naruto's grin gets even wider and he leans forward, prompting Wiz to do the same thinking he was going in for a kiss but he instead whispers in her ear, "where's the fun in that?"

The lich's eyes widen, "w-what?"

"I said 'where's the fun in that?', Naruto says once again while grabbing her wrists and pushing her to the ground so that her back is on the floor while he looms over her from between her legs.

"I want to see you squirm and writhe in frustrated pleasure.." he breathes out, getting closer to her face and making their lips nearly touch, "I want to see your will break down some more and watch as you slowly change from a sweet and undead lich to a cock obsessed overlord."(3)

The blonde god then plants a few kisses on her collarbone, neck and corner of her mouth, "only then will I fuck you like the big-titted horny slut you are."

A whining noise comes from Wiz in response, the position Naruto has her in as well as the small pecks he gives her are just making her want, no, need him more. "B-but I'm ready." She says, desperately trying to grind her still soaked slit against his groin, "I want you to take me now.."

"Heh, too bad~" he then gets up from their position on the ground, making Wiz once again whine as he heads toward the counter.

Walking past it, he unseals a crate filled with the device onto it, "oh, I almost forgot. You can use these as regular back and muscle massagers too, so they can be sold to everyone. Let's split it fifty-fifty alright?"

Wiz weakly nods from her place on the ground as the blonde god exits her store. Finally finding the strength to get up once he leaves. she stares at the box, there's no doubt selling this will get her out of the massive debt she's in from running the store.

In fact, she might just keep one or two for herself. Maybe three...

Okay, four. She has to make sure the product she'll be selling works after all.

-Adventurer's Guild-

Arriving at the guild, he of course sets a beeline toward the receptionist's desk to see Luna only to find his clone there instead.

"Sup boss."

Naruto walks up to the counter with a wave, "Yo, where's Luna?"

The clone points toward his lap with a grin, "Under the desk."

"Did she like the gift I gave her?"

Bzzt!

"Mphhh!"

"She loves it."

Nodding at that, the original leans against the desk, "have you seen Megumin? She said she was looking for someone to recruit."

"Yeah, she came by already, she should be in the tavern."

"Alright. Bye Luna!"

"Mmmpgh!"

Chuckling, Naruto begins walking toward the tavern portion of the guild, he looks over the various adventurers until he finally spot's Megumin's witch hat at the request board and begins walking toward her as an idea pops into his head.

Moving behind the arch wizard silently, Naruto quickly grabs her from behind, putting one hand on her tiny breast and the other in between her thighs.

Megumin jumps with a startled yelp and quickly turns her head to see Naruto grinning at her, "yo Megumin, did you find anyone?" He asks as he begins to play with her nipple through the red dress and rub her mound with the other.

The arch wizard's cheeks quickly heat up and turn red with embarrassment as her blonde companion plays with her body, "wh-what are you doing? We're in public, someone will see us."

Naruto places kisses along her neck, ending at the corner of her lips, "don't worry about that and answer my question," he whispers in her ear as his fingers dip into her black panties and rub her quickly moistening lower lips.

Letting out a breathy moan, she subconsciously starts to move her hips along with him, "f-fine. There's actually two, they were already a group and were looking for new members as well ngh...I was waiting for you to come by see you can meet them."

The blonde god nods, satisfied with her answer and slips in a finger, getting her walls to immediately cling around his digit as he pumps it in and out of her.

"Good job," he purrs into her ear as he pinches her hard nipple and increases the pace of his fingering before abruptly taking it out, "let me give you a little reward~"

Megumin mewls at the loss of the pistoning digit but lets out a surprised yelp when she is suddenly bent over with her dress flipped up to expose her ass. "Let's have a little quickie before we go see our new party members, huh?" Reaching into his pants and fishing out his already hard cock, he puts it against her panty covered ass.

Looking back at him with both lust and embarrassment Megumin reluctantly nods and pulls her underwear to the side to expose her drooling pussy. Watching him and Darkness go at it today turned her on so much she had to stop by the room to change her panties and masturbate and even then when she got to the guild she saw his clone roughly fucking the receptionist against the glass at her desk, making her wet all over again.

No doubt the clone dropped the illusion on purpose just to get a rise out of her and she's pretty sure she ended up leaving a wet spot on the bench their new party members were sitting at.

Smirking, Naruto pumps his shaft a few times before slowly entering her, his bulbous tip spreading her wide to accommodate its size before he finally bottoms out in her.

Leaning forward and melding his body with hers Naruto once again puts his hands on her tiny tits and whispers in her ear as he begins to slowly thrust into the brunette, "damn, you're as tight as always Megumin, I would never stop fucking you if I could."

Megumin can say nothing in response as she is feeling as she's being torn in half by the monster reshaping her insides so she instead reaches back and wrap's her arms around the god's neck and kisses him.

The two begin swapping spit and tonging each other's mouths as Naruto's pace increases and soon enough moans from Megumin begin leaking through their lip lock until finally after a few minutes of thrusting she begins to cum on the blonde's dick. Her cunt pulsing and squeezing tightly around his member causing him to groan and thrust harder in order to extend her orgasm.

"Fuck, your damn cunt is gripping me so tightly," he says, ending their kiss to get a firm grip on her hips, "I'm gonna cum soon. I'll put it right in your womb and fill it up, you want that?"

"Nghh..."

Pulling out, Naruto quickly turns her around to face him, picks her up by her thick thighs and slams into the young woman, almost breaching her womb with the force of his thrust. Her legs instantly wrap around his waist and her arms around his neck with Naruto placing his hands on her ass in an effort to keep her up with her back against the board.

Megumin's tongue comes out and her red eyes are clouded over in lust as she can only stammer incoherently due to her being forced to cum again and again on Naruto's pistoning cock. before finally ends with Naruto pulling out until just the tip is in and ramming forward into her womb's entrance, his head peaking inside and his dick swelling from his imminent release.

Naruto then explodes into her, forcing a silent scream from Megumin as her baby maker is filled with his sperm, causing her stomach to swell slightly. The blonde god brings her in for another kiss and sucks on her tongue, continuing to fill her to the brim until the white liquid starts to leak out from her entrance.

"Damn Megumin, your pussy is something else.."

"I-I'm too full, I can't hold any more."

The witch's brain is scattered, something that usually happens whenever Naruto is too rough with her making it so he'd have to heal her with chakra in order for her to come back to her senses.

Pulling out and letting copious amounts of cum flow from her pussy while guides her to the floor as her legs are too numb for her to stand in her own.

Putting his glowing hand on her forehead, he pushes medical chakra straight into her brain and her faded red eyes gain light once more, "h-huh where am I? What happened?"

The brunette looks around rapidly as she comes to her senses but finally realizes what happened when she feels the soreness between her legs and the feeling of something flowing out of her. Moving quickly, she cups her womanhood in an effort to not leave a sticky puddle on the floor and looks up at Naruto.

"You were too rough again."

Naruto rubs the back of his head in embarrassment as he kneels in front of her and places his hands on her legs to heal her numbness as well, "heh, can you blame me? You look so cute when you're being pounded into~"

Megumin blushes and quickly grabs her hat, using it cover her embarrassment, "sh-shut up..."

Chuckling again he takes his hands off her thighs and stands her up, "now let's go meet those new members you mentioned," he says as he begins to walk away but is stopped when Megumin grabs his wrist.

"Wait. Can't you use magic to clean me up? I'm still...leaking," she whispers out with embarrassment while using the other hand and her panties to stop the flow of cum from her cunt.

Grinning with a teasing smirk the blonde god turns to face her and gives her a peck on the lips, "now where's the fun in that? It's such a turn on to see you try to hide the evidence~"

"Asshole."

"Okay, I'll fuck that next then." He says as he walks away prompting Megumin's eyes to widen with panic before she chases after her him, still adjusting her panties in order to not make a mess

"H-hey. You don't mean that right?"

Naruto laughs slightly and continues walking with a grumbling Megumin next to him, "so where are they?"

Sighing at being ignored and now knowing she'll have to prepare for her butt to be sore Megumin points to the right, "their sitting at that table.

Nodding, the blonde god walks in that direction but stops when he sees a familiar face.

The woman possesses beauty no human could match. She has light blue eyes, a slim figure with ample breasts, long legs, wide hips, and blue waist-long hair that is partially tied into a loop with a spherical clip.

Wearing a sleeveless dark-blue feather dress with white trimmings, an extremely short dark blue miniskirt, a green bow around her chest with a blue gem in the middle, a translucent purple underskirt, detached white sleeves with blue and golden trimmings and thigh-high blue heeled boots over white stockings with blue trimmings. Naruto immediately recognizes her and a wide fanged smile appears on his face.

"AQUAAAAAAA!"

Sprinting full tilt towards the woman, Naruto tackles her at the waist, getting a surprised yelp as the two gods go tumbling across the floor, eventually coming to a stop with aqua flat on her back and Naruto cuddling into her, pressing his face into her chest.

"What the- Chaos? What are you doing here?"

"When I heard you got banished by Order I knew I had to follow or else I'd be bored. I was looking for you everywhere!" He says as digs his face deeper into the valley of her clothed breasts.

Aqua is about to respond but is interrupted by the sound of coughing. Both gods turn around to see both Megumin and another girl standing there looking at them.

The arch wizard was still adjusting herself as to not let the cum still flowing from her just fucked pussy leak down her thighs as she stares at Naruto with a deadpan, "this was the friend you said you came to Axel with? And what do you mean you were looking everywhere? You were busy messing with me, Darkness, her friend, Luna and Wiz!"

It was then the girl next to Megumin finally recognized Naruto, "you're the one that sits in for the receptionist sometimes. I thought I remembered you."

Just like before the girl has long black hair done up in a single braided ponytail that reaches the back of her knees with a white bow tied at the end. Her eyes are a bright gold and she currently has a pair of glasses over her face.

But instead of the school uniform she was wearing before she know has on an outfit suited for an adventurer that consists of a white striped long sleeve turtleneck with a piece of leather armor strapped to her right breast, a pair of leather gloves that reach her elbows, a brown corset that goes around her waist and accentuates her curves, a brown skirt that's stops at mid-thigh, black tights and a pair of brown knee-length boots.

Finally, she has a dagger with a red hilt strapped to her left side and a purple ankle length hooded cloak held together with a silver button.(4)

Naruto takes his face from Aqua's boobs and gives the raven-haired woman and fanged grin, "hey there cutie, are you the one that brought Aqua along?"

The woman huffs and crosses her arms under her ample bust and sucks her teeth, "unfortunately. Are you a god too?"

Megumin tilts her head and looks at her weirdly, "huh? Why are you talking about gods all of a sudden?"

Naruto stands up and helps Aqua do the same before turning to her, "hey Megumin, do you mind getting Darkness from the inn? She should be rested by now."

Still looking at the three suspiciously at the obvious attempt to get rid of her, she reluctantly nods, "sure I'll go get her."

While she knows Naruto is hiding something the look he gave her made it known he'd end up keeping his earlier promise of fucking her in the ass hard if she tried to dive any deeper and she wanted to avoid or delay that as long as possible.

When Megumin finally leaves Naruto looks to the girl with a smile, "how about we discuss that over lunch? I'll pay so you don't have to worry."

Both goddess and human perk up at the mention of free food and immediately agree, sitting down at the table with Naruto and Aqua in one side and the human girl in the other.

After they order, Naruto leans an elbow onto the counter, "I guess I should introduce myself, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, or Chaos as the other gods and goddesses call me. What's yours?"

The girl bows and give an apologetic look, "ah, my bad. My name is Ren Akatsuki, since you're a god you can probably already tell I'm a person transported from another world."(5)

Raising an eyebrow at the coincidence of her having that name, Naruto leans back in his seat. "Yeah, I guessed that," he says as a waitress brings the food and drink they ordered before facing Aqua who already started digging in, "Celeste said you pissed her off and she dragged you here, how'd that happen?"

Aqua stops eating and begins to giggle, much to Ren's annoyance, "hehe you should've seen it Chaos. It had to have been the funniest death I've ever seen! Haha!"

Naruto raises and eyebrow at that. Usually it's just some person getting run over by a truck, "oh yeah? What happened? Did she get hit by a bus instead of the usual truck?"

"Ha, nope! Even better! She was walking home from school when she went to cross the road. A tractor came by but it was going to stop for her when suddenly some shut-in from her school tackled her out of the way yelling 'look out!' Hahahaha!" She says, not being able to control her laughter any longer with Ren now gritting her teeth in anger.(6)

"He pushed her right off the road they were on and into a deep ditch where she landed on her head and broke her neck! All because some shut-in went out to buy an eroge and thought he could be some hero from a romance manga! Hahahaha! And the best part? The push made her drop her bag and spill the contents that had nothing but sex toys in it! You see, she's a chronic masturbator and-gah!"

Having enough of being made fun of by Aqua and being told the story of how she died again, Ren slams her hands on the table and gets up from her seat, looking at a laughing Aqua with rage in her eyes, "that's it you damn useless goddess. Come here!"

Jumping over the table, she tackles Aqua to the ground, causing the water goddess to yell out, "ahhhh, noooo help me Chaos!"

"Shut up! I'm tired of hearing you make fun of me for that when all you do is sleep all damn day!" She says, grabbing the goddess's cheeks and pulling hard.

"Shtop thaaatt! It's because you keep me up all night with your masturbating. You even did it for three days straight when we first came here!"(7)

"Don't say private things like that out loud!"

Naruto watches the two wrestle on the ground with a sweatdrop but he has to admit it was a very funny death if not very unlucky.

Deciding to end it now that they're pulling each other's hair, he gets up from the seat and lift up both girls by their collars, getting a surprised sound from Ren at how easily he did it.

"Alright, alright, that's enough you two," he then looks to Ren, "that explains how you died, but how did you drag Aqua along with you?"

Crossing her arms with a huff, Ren begins to explain, "she kept making fun of me and telling me how my family reacted to my...collection. I got so annoyed that after I chose my perk I said I'd discard it if I got to force her to come suffer with me instead. Then another goddess came and granted my wish and even let me keep the perk I asked for."

Naruto nods and sets the two down, "yeah, that sounds like Order alright." Going back to the table, he sits down with the other two following and a pouting Aqua sits next to him with teary eyes. "So, what perk did you ask for?" He asks rubbing the top of Aqua's head to try and cheer her up.

Ren sits across from the two yet again and leans on her elbow, "I chose creation magic since I thought it be useful," holding out her other hand, a ball of light forms before turning into a dagger, "it did make it so I didn't have to buy any equipment."(8)

The blonde raises an eyebrow and looks at Aqua in disbelief, "what the fuck? There's a perk that lets people use yin-yang release or at least something related to it?"

The goddess in question just shrugs her shoulders, "I never looked over them to be honest so I didn't know, but that's not the point! Even though she can use it to create a bunch of money she never does and I, a goddess, am forced to live in a shabby and run-down inn!"

"Grrr you're lucky I didn't toss you out into that damn barn! Like I said before you do nothing! You can't even kill a damn toad! If it wasn't for my perk we'd be coming back to town everyday covered in frog snot!"

"It's not my fault they're immune to water attacks and I'm a water goddess!"(9)

Yet again, the two devolve into arguing and Naruto can't help but sigh, these two really just argue like siblings. Clapping his hands to get their attention he begins to speak, "if you guys need a better place to stay you can come to the inn my party and I use and don't worry about paying, I got you covered."

Aqua throws her arms around Naruto and starts rubbing her face on his whiskered cheeks, "I knew I could count on you Chaos!"

Naruto chuckles and grabs her waist, sitting the goddess in his lap as she begins kissing his cheek. He then turns to Ren, "so whaddya say? Deal?"

Sitting back with a huff, Ren doesn't seem convinced, "how do I know this isn't a trick or you trying to get into my pants?"

"Oh, I'd love to fuck the shit out of you," the blonde god says immediately and without any shame, "I've wanted to since I first saw you a few days ago."

Ren's golden eyes go wide and her cheeks heat up and the blunt statement, "wh-wha-"

"But that can happen later, you both are joining my party after all. Isn't that right?" He says with a feral smirk as his eye glow, causing Ren to get lost in them and a familiar wetness to grow between her legs.

"Y-yeah, s-sure."

"Great! We actually have one more party member for you two to meet and here she comes right now," Naruto says as both Darkness and Megumin enter the guild and head straight for their table with the blonde crusader now having the large shield Naruto made for her on her back.

"Hello Naruto, are these two our new companions Megumin was telling me about?"

"Yup, this blue-haired beauty in my lap is Aqua and sitting across from us is Ren, they're going to be joining us from now on," he says pulling Aqua in closer as she continues to muzzle into his neck while muttering to herself happily.

"Hehe, no more working construction. No more selling croquettes.."

Darkness smiles and nods her head before taking a seat next to Ren while Megumin sits next to Naruto, "well it's nice to meet the both of you. I'm Darkness, a crusader, welcome to our party."

Seeing as it's her time to introduce herself, Megumin flips her eyepatch down and channels magic into her eye to make it glow red. Getting up from her seat she puts one foot on the table and gets into a pose.

"And my name is Megumin! My calling is that of an arch wizard, one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!"

Everyone is silent after her introduction until Ren breaks the silence by coughing into her fist, "um Megumin? You're kinda...leaking..."

Sure enough, due to the stance she's in with one leg on the table and the other on the seat, it shifted her panties in a way that let the cum from her previous round of rutting with Naruto run down her thigh in the form of a glistening white trail.

The brunette's cheeks immediately flush with embarrassment and she quickly takes her seat again, pulling her dress over her crotch in order to try and hide it, "p-pretend you saw nothing."

"Uh huh. Sure." She then looks to Naruto, "is this party just an excuse for you to have a harem of girls you have sex with?" She asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Absolutely," he says without an ounce of shame or reservation, getting a face fault from the reincarnated woman before she picks her head up and looks at him with a twitching eyebrow.

"You know most people would try to deny it," she then turns her attention to the blue haired goddess that is still in his lap and now sucking on his neck instead of kissing, "and why is she still all over you?!"

Naruto shrugs his shoulders, "she gets really turned on when she's spoiled and seeing as you guys haven't been exactly raking in the money, me coming by to pay for everything made her horny," he then looks down and raises an eyebrow, "I should probably go take care of this. She's soaking my pants..."(10)

"Woah it's like a river down there..." Megumin mutters in surprise when she sees the amount of wetness coming from between Aqua's legs.

Scooping the goddess up in a bridal carry, he gives them a grin, "I'll see you ladies later, and Ren. Welcome to the party." The blonde god then disappears in a blur, leaving the three girls sitting at the table.

Raising an eyebrow at how he leaves, Ren's golden eyes move over to her new party members. "So, is he actually a useful member or is he just a perv?"

Sighing slightly, Megumin nods her head, "he's the strongest out of all of us and thanks to his chain magic I'm able to unleash my glorious explosion magic on many enemies at once!" she exclaims with stars in her eyes, "and he doesn't even mind carrying me after I run out of magic. Though he does use the opportunity to grope my thighs..."

Meanwhile Darkness begins squirming in her seat as a blush and a perverted smile forms on her face, "yeah, really useful... especially that clone magic of his hehe" she mutters breathlessly, getting a raised eyebrow from Ren.

Oh well, at least now she'll be able to enjoy the new life she was given but given her current luck with gods, she's not holding out on any hope.

-Godly Realm-

The sounds of footsteps echo throughout the hall belonging to two women one with flowing blonde hair and ocean blue eyes and the other with silver hair done up in a ponytail and sharp gray eyes.

The first woman is dressed in a black dress with a white underdress which shows her cleavage, a black and white choker that has a swirl design pendant, and long brown boots with black stockings.

The second has on a tight black and white leather top secured by belts, a black miniskirt and stockings, black boots, and a grey haori with a crest depicting a bird over a swirl flanked by two tomoe on each side printed on it in black worn loosely over her shoulders.(11)

Her personal weapon, a nodachi gifted to her by her father, is sheathed in a black scabbard with a white diamond pattern stitching across the body and secured on her left hip.

"So, dad went to the human world mom is in charge of huh? All because Auntie Aqua couldn't help herself from making fun of a human she had to reincarnate. Heh, how amusing," the second woman says with a small chuckle. Of course, she had heard rumors of her aunt's 'banishment' so it was no surprise to see her own father sneak off after her. He gets bored very easily after all.

"Humph, no doubt father art using this occasion to spread his seed to human harlots," the blonde of the two seethes with her thumb nail grinding between her teeth, "they are unworthy of such a thing!"(12)

The silver haired woman chuckles again, "I agree dear sister. But you know how father is, for as long as we've known him he's tended to be a greedy man. Especially when it comes to laying with women. No doubt, by the end of this we'll have many more half-sisters," she then licks her lips as a bloodthirsty smirk appears on her face, "hopefully one or two of them grow to be good in a fight."

"I disagree Karasuba, we should head down there and destroy those humans before they can taint our dear father's bloodline with their filth," she bites back harshly in an angry tone.

Karasuba waves her off, "you can go ahead and do that on your own Tsukiumi. That's if you want to face dad's punishment again from the last time you tried to kill a human lover of his."

Tsukiumi's hands instinctively go to her rear and a blush appears on her face. It was the only time her father had gotten annoyed with her when she was barely over a century old. The punishment was so harsh her bottom was sore for weeks, even with her godly regeneration helping the healing process along.

"M-maybe I'll let them live. But that doesn't mean I agree to it!"

She chuckles at that, "hehe, whatever you say," Karasuba then waves her hands, causing a gray magic circle to appear, "how about we pay him a little visit? We're the first to know so we might have him all to ourselves."

The blonde goddess put a finger under her chin in thought before nodding her head, "thou make a good point Karasuba. Then I can evaluate whether those strumpets are worthy of joining our family or not."

"Great." With another wave of her hand and a flair of magic, both daughters of Chaos are engulfed in a bright light and are transported to the human realm but from around the corner a pair of red eyes saw and heard the whole thing, causing a wide smile to appear on her pale lips as two snow white rabbit ears twitch atop her head in excitement.(13)

"So that's where Papa went. I gotta go tell my sisters, hehe!"

-END-

A/N: Alright! Aqua and Ren are now officially introduced! Darkness now has a shield and two of Naruto's daughters have been revealed in the form of Karasuba from Eris and Tsukiumi from Aqua, both character from the anime 'Sekirei'. I hope you enjoyed! It was good I hope.

(1): This is the white armor version of maples shield from the anime 'Bofuri'. I always thought it was weird for them to just give Darkness a shield in canon. But with her personality it makes sense for her to choose not to use one.

(2): A side effect of Naruto constantly teasing her with his chakra, so her features a changing slowly.

(3): Think of it as a class upgrade in an RPG also a slight reference to some fanart I saw of Wiz wearing Ain's robes from the anime 'Overlord'.

(4): Nobody was able to guess it, but it's the main character from the manga, 'This Is Screwed Up, but I Was Reincarnated as a GIRL in Another World!'

(5): Her name is Ren in the manga and I chose the last name Akatsuki because that's the creator of Konosuba's name as well as Naruto's own past with the name.

(6): Yup, I made it so Ren is that girl Kazuma 'saved' at the beginning of the series. I thought it'd be more fun to use her instead of just genderbending Kazuma or replacing him with someone else.

(7): Ren does this in her own manga as well. It's also the reason I chose her to be the one reincarnated since I felt this trait fits in well with a smutfic.

(8): This is her main ability in the manga, among other things. In this fic it's a perk she chose before dragging Aqua along with her.

(9): This is actually the reason Aqua seems so useless, all the frogs are immune to water based attacks. Well, that and she's kinda dumb.

(10): I feel like out of anyone Aqua would be the one with the spoiling kink. Also, she's the goddess of water so in this fic when she gets wet she gets wet.

(11): The sekirei crest but with the Uzumaki swirl instead of the yin-yang symbol

(12): Tsukiumi speaks with an older dialect in the Sekirei anime so I'll translate that in this fic too but it won't be perfect. Also is it just me or does Tsukiumi look like Captain Sara from that one hentai?

(13): I wonder if anyone can tell who this is. As a hint the anime she comes from only has one season out so far and it came out in 2015. Her identity will also give you a hint of who the goddess Order is.