Chapter 3: Ah shit, here we go again.
Chapter Text
1st POV
I wonder.
Chris-35-7:*runs over another Beowolf*...
If I should kill Junior's men or not. The same could be said for Roman and Cinder.
Chris-35-7:*shoots a missile at Ursa & kills it*...
I think I should spare Roman. Man didn't need to die like that. Plus, I'm pretty sure he had a slow and painful death as he was eaten alive. Mean that Griffon had time to chew its food...Man really didn't need to die like that.
Chris-35-7:*shoots two missiles at a Deathstocker & kills it*...
But should let Cinder live? Hmmmm. That one is up for debate. Oh, look Vale!
I guess I should slow down, don't want any unnecessary attention. And seeing that Vale is intact, it's Volume 1. But which part tho?
Maybe I should to Ep 1 starting point.
Chris-35-7:*stops the car seeing a certain shop to his left*...
Or park my car and play the waiting game. Oh? It's now marked on the minimap. Neat. Meaning I can just come back to this location whenever. That's good...Alright I'm impatient.
Chris-35-7:*gets out of the car and walks to the store*...
If this was Reader x RWBY story on Wattpad, Ao3 or and the reader is self-aware of them being in it. Then the first thing they'll probably say will be "Ah shit, here we go again."
Which I highly doubt. I mean come on, I died and reincarnated into a GTA online gamer player or something. This is reality.
A/N: Gonna need fix that fourth wall.
Chris-35-7:*enters the store*...
Shopkeep:*nods his to Chris* Hmm.
Chris-35-7:*nods back*...
I guess my character speaks Shopkeep. Now where should I hide. Oh, hey it's Ruby!
And there's Roman-oh shit that was fast.
I'm just gonna...
Chris-35-7:*takes cover behind a shelf away from anyone*...
3rd POV
The henchmen look around and at the Dust crystals in the display when Roman approaches the elderly Shopkeep.
Roman:*flicking his cigar* Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a Dust shop open this late?
One of the henchmen points his gun at the shopkeeper.
Shopkeep:*raising his hands* P-please! Just take my Lien and leave!
Roman: Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, calm down, we're not here for your money. *To the henchmen* Grab the Dust.
A henchman opens a case and removes one of several cylinders, which the group uses to take Dust from the tube containers on the walls.
Henchman 1:*placing another open case on the display to the Shopkeep* Crystals. Burn. Uncut.
The Shopkeep proceeds to fill the case. As another henchman goes for another tube, he hears the muted This Will Be the Day song from Ruby's direction and unsheathes his sword.
Henchman 2:*pointing his sword at her back* Alright kid, put your hands where I can see 'em.
Ruby:*no response*...
Henchman 2: Hey, I said hands in the air! You got a death wish or something!?
He goes over to her and turns her around, the hood dropping to reveal a surprised Ruby Rose wearing headphones. He motions for her to lower them.
Ruby:*doing so* Yes?
Henchman 2: I said, put your hands in the air, now!
Ruby: Are you... robbing me?
Henchman 2: Yes!
Ruby: Ooohhh...
Roman is waiting for his men to finish the heist when.
Henchman 2: Hey!
Ruby: Hyah!
Are heard, and the threatening henchman 2 flies past him. Roman calmly motions for another to handle Ruby.
Henchman 1:*raising his gun at her* Freeze!
Cut to outside the shop, when the henchman 1 and Ruby crash through the window. The other men look outside as Ruby gets up and unfolds Crescent Rose into its scythe form. Roman scowls, but Ruby smiles back at them before twirling the weapon around, striking it into the ground and turning off her headphones.
Roman: Okayyy... *to his remaining henchmen* Get her!
The henchmen head out of the shop and run at Ruby, who spins around on top of her scythe and kicks the first approaching criminal in the face. She gets Crescent Rose out of the ground and fires it off to hit another one with the butt of her weapon, sending him flying. She fires again and brings the side down on one attacker and dodges the next's gunfire with her rifle's speed, getting close enough to knock him into the air and follow him upwards so she can beat him away to Roman's feet.
Roman: You were worth every cent. Truly, you were. *to Ruby, dropping his cigar and crushing it with his cane as approaching police sirens are heard* Well, Red, I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening, and as much as I'd love to stick around... *raises his cane and opens the bottom to reveal a rifle with a cross grid* ...I'm afraid this is where we part ways.
Roman unleashes a red blast at Ruby, who fires at the ground and leaps over it. When she lands and looks up, Roman isn't there, and is climbing up a ladder on a nearby building.
Ruby:*to the onlooking shopkeep* You okay if I go after him?
The shopkeeper gives a short "Uh huh", and Ruby sets off.
Roman makes it to the roof, with Ruby high-flying again and landing right behind him.
Ruby: Hey!
Roman:*stopping at the edge* Persistent...
Ruby readies to fight him, but a getaway Bullhead rises and opens the hatch to allow Roman inside.
Roman:*turning around and holding up a red Dust gem* End of the line, Red.
He throws it out at her feet and fires at her, resulting in a large explosion.
Roman: Whoa-ho-ho-ho! *Stops laughing when he sees something on the roof* Huh?
A woman in a purple cape is now in front of Ruby, casting a circle of protection over them with her wand. As Ruby looks on, Glynda Goodwitch waves her weapon and summons several streaks of purple at the craft. Roman is thrown around in the back until he goes to the cockpit, where a woman in red, her face unseen, is struggling with the controls.
Roman: We got a Huntress!
The woman gets up and heads toward the back as Roman takes the controls.
Glynda glows purple for a moment and aims another blast above the craft, resulting in a dark storm-cloud right over the jet.
Roman: The hell...?
With a flick of her wand, large, jagged hail starts falling that pummels the jet and even breaks through the window, narrowly missing Roman's head.
The woman reaches the back and her arms and chest light up like fire, aiming a burst of energy at Glynda. The Huntress blocks it, but the flame splatters behind her and glows hot with the enemy's raised hand. Glynda back-flips out of the explosion, which destroys part of the roof, and magically gathers the shards to create a large arrow, which she throws at the craft. The fiery woman shatters the arrow with several blasts, but it reforms just in time to hit the side of the jet due to Roman's quick aerial lean. The wreckage separates and reshapes into more arrows that encircle the jet, but the woman summons several glowing rings around herself that expand and destroy the shards.
Ruby, finally acting, reverts her scythe into its rifle form to fire at the woman, who blocks each shot and creates several blazing circles around her two opponents. Glynda telekinetically pushes Ruby and rolls herself out of the explosion's radius; looking up to see the hatch close and the craft fly away.
Ruby:*looking at Glynda* You're a Huntress! *Putting on a pleading, awe-stricken face* Can I have your autograph?!
*EXPLOSION*
Ruby & Glynda:*looking at the direction of the explosion* Huh?
1st POV
OH, MY LORD! I DID NOT! SEE THAT COMING!
I thought it would hit one of the engines, not blow half the blasted thing up!
Wait? I didn't see it blink. Meaning they survived. Not like Junior's men that I put down with a suppressed AP Pistol.
I wonder...
3rd Pov
At the crash site where the halfway destroyed Bullhead is. Roman & Cinder were since coming out the reck.
Roman: What? In Oum's name was that?!
Cinder: I don't know, maybe Atlas? Either way, we need to leave before the one or ones that shot us down get here.
Roman: Right.
As they were about to leave.
*Metal being stepped on*
Roman: Neo is that yo-
Chris-35-7:*blows his leg off with a Combat shotgun*...
Roman:*holding his now amputated leg in pain* AAAaaahhhHHH!
Cinder:*shocked* What the hell?! *Gets tased*?! *Falls on the ground knocked out*
Roman:*still in pain* Aaaahhh! *Looks at Chris-35-7* You Bastard! You'll pay for thi-*gets hand cut off with a machete* AAAAAAHHH! MY HAND!
Chris-35-7:*drags Cinder and puts her in the trunk his Buffalo STX*...
Roman:*reaches for his cane and shoots Chris-35-7 killing him* HA! Screw you! *Sees Neo with a surprised & horrified look* Neo! Get me to a doctor, now!
Neo nods her as she about to pick up Roman.
Chris-35-7:*neck chops Neo's knocking her out*...
Roman:*in fear* W-what!? H-how?! I saw you died?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!?
As Chris-35-7 was slowly approaching Roman menacingly. He was lifted in purple bubble.
Glynda: That's enough young man!
Roman:*glad* Oh thank Oum!
Glynda: YOU two are in deep trouble. *To Chris-35-7* Especially you.
Chris-35-7:* just floating around in the bubble*...
Glynda: Silent, are you? Good.
Roman:*feeling lightheaded* Can we go to a hospital first? I think, I lost too much blood.*faints*
Glynda:*sighs*😒
1st Pov
That's right GG.
Let Ozpin see me and enroll in Beacon Academy. Wait, if my character gets a chance to get some booty. Will have to control them inside the room when he's doing it or outside? Hmmm.
Questions for later.
And torture Cinder for information and for the shit she done. Like killing Pyrrha and Penny. Twice for Penny.
Speaking of Penny. Is my money from Maze Bank Account also here? Or my Real-life bank account?
God, I hope it isn't the latter.
Alright let's see-hol up.
My bank account is â± 22,027,045.30!
I'M RICH! BITCH!
