Grimm vs Badass Tank

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3rd Pov

An overhead view of Emerald Forest, where a black bird is flying slowly and magnificently, right up to the moment it gives a final shriek and Ruby crashes through it in a burst of feathers as she plummets downward.

Ruby: Birdie, no!

Ruby fires off a few rounds from Crescent Rose to slow her down, then turns the weapon into its scythe form to catch the branch of a tree in her blade and falls downward at a slower pace.

Weiss, armed with Myrtenaster, summons a white snowflake circle under her and leaps off it to the forest below.

Ren descends with Nora Valkyrie briefly being seen next to him at a faster speed and spins in the air, eventually using StormFlower's blades to spiral around the trunk of a large tree and hit the ground, brushing off his clothes before looking up to see...

Pyrrha, her weapon in sword form and armed with a shield, crashes through several trees and rolls on a branch, immediately shifting her blade into a rifle and looking through the scope at Jaune as he continues to scream and fall helplessly. Pyrrha coolly transforms her weapon again to its spear form, takes a moment to evaluate her throw, and rockets the javelin deep into the forest until a "THUNK!" is heard.

Jaune:*in the distance* Thank you!

Pyrrha:*waving* I'm sorry!

In the middle of the forest, Ruby lands in a crouch, then darts off with a single mantra in her mind.

Ruby (thinking): Gotta find Yang! Gotta find Yang, gotta find Yang, gotta find... *shouting* Yang! Yaaaang! (internally, now seeing herself partnered with various people) Oh, this is bad, this is bad... What if I can't find her? What if someone finds her first? Well, there's always Jaune. He's nice. He's funny! ...I don't think he's very good in a fight, though. Ooh! What about Blake? So mysterious, so calm... Plus she likes books! Then again, I'm not sure I'd be able to hold a conversation with her... Ugh! And then there's...

Chris-35-7 briefly pops in her head, and she gets scared.

Ruby (thinking): Oh, Oum I really hope I don't meet him.*shakes her head of daydreams* Okay... Who else do I know in this school? There's Yang, Jaune, Blake, that guy aaaand...

Time seems to slow down as Ruby skids to a halt in front of Weiss as she turns to face her. She stops just in time for their eyes to meet and a pregnant pause follows. This ends when Weiss turns on her heel and walks the other way.

Ruby:*following her slightly* Wait! Where are you going?!*stops and kicks the ground dejectedly* We're supposed to be teammates...

Weiss is seen struggling through the forest, giving an occasional grunt or "Ow!" as she pushes plants out of her way. She brushes herself off and sighs in relief when she hears a voice above her.

Jaune:*apparently struggling to free himself* Come on, come on! Stupid...!

Weiss sees Jaune hanging a few feet in the air by the spear embedded in his hood and the tree behind him. As he gives up trying to pull it out, he looks down and sees Weiss, giving an embarrassed wave. Weiss simply heads back in the direction she came from and Jaune groans in dejection.

Weiss:*as she passes Ruby and pulls on her hood* By no means does this make us friends.

Ruby:*overjoyed as she's dragged away into the bushes* You came back!

Jaune:*seeing the scene and waving his arms* Wait! Come back! Who's going to get me down from here?!

Pyrrha (below): Jaune?*he looks down at his savior* Do you... have any spots left on your team?

Jaune:*crossing his arms* Very funny...*he eventually looks down at her and gives a smile, which she returns*

Just then the tree that Jaune is stuck on explodes as Jaune falls to the ground hard with Pyrrha freaking out a little.

Pyrrha:*scared* What in the name of-

She didn't finish her sentence as 221Sep's tank rolls by. Main gun smoking. As Chris popped his head out of the gunner's hatch.

Wearing a different jacket.

The jacket had the American flag, and it was Woodland MARPAT.

Jaune:*amazed* Whoa...

Pyrrha:*scared* Uhm...

The scene changes to Weiss trudging through the forest, with Ruby back a ways behind her.

They also hear the tank fire.

Ruby: The heck was that?!

Weiss:*scared, but hiding it* I don't know? And hurry up.

Ruby: What's the hurry?

Weiss: I will not let my mission be delayed because you're too slow! I swear, if I get a bad grade because of your—*a smiling Ruby suddenly appears next to her* What the...?

Ruby: I'm not slow, see? You don't have to worry about me!

Weiss:*looking back, slightly amazed* When did...?

Ruby: Weiss, just because I don't exactly know how to deal with people doesn't mean I don't know how to deal with monsters!*gets an arm around a skeptical Weiss' shoulders* You're about to see a whole different side of me today, Weiss, and after it's all over, you're going to be like, "Wow! That Ruby girl is really, really cool...*somewhat mousily* and I wanna be her friend!"

Ruby disappears in a shower of rose petals, which Weiss waves away from her face just as she hears crackling and rustling in the bushes around her.

Weiss:*calling out to Ruby* You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!*silence, save more noises* Ruby?*the forest darkens, forcing Weiss to lean in to try and find her new partner as a pair of red eyes are seen glaring behind her* Ruby...?

The camera revolves around Weiss, as multiple pairs of red eyes stare at her from the bushes and a deep growl is heard. She turns around until she spots a large, jagged Beowolf emerging from a bush and approaching her.

Weiss: Ruby!

The Beowolf roars.

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