AN: Saw someone by the name of Busted Milk following this story and it made me laugh so here's a chapter.


Tanya looked at the out-of-mind Luna.

"I told you not to eat those mushrooms."

Luna drolled more as her eyes swirled.

Loki looked at Luna with concern.

"Is she going to be okay?"

Tanya shrugged her shoulder and kept driving the carriage.

"I think so, I don't think her going crazy when she's already crazy won't change much."

Luna spoke with hallucinations.

"Huh, where's all the milk, did Kuro drink it all again?"

Tanya and Loki's sweat dropped.

The carriage stopped by a river for the horses to drink and Luna seemed to recover.

"Huh, where am I? Fuck, my head is in pain. Tanya, why didn't you stop for me? You're supposed to be the most responsible out of the three of us."

Tanya chuckled and grabbed a fishing pole.

"I warned you didn't I?"

Luna groaned and grabbed a fishing pole herself.

Loki joined them and also grabbed a fishing pole.

The three sat by the river and started fishing.

"I bet I can catch a bigger fish than you."

Tanya relaxed with a smile.

"I don't feel like competing when there's not a prize to be won. Besides, I want to relax."

Loki seemed to have an idea and smiled mischievously.

Tanya frowned at the smile.

"I don't like that smile."

Luna grinned happily.

"I do, what you are thinking Daddy?"

Loki's smile almost faltered, she still couldn't get used to Luna calling her daddy.

"Whoever catches the biggest fish on the first try gets to request something from the other two."

Luna touched her chin.

"I like it and am in."

Tanya didn't want to participate.

"I refuse to participate."

Tanya and Luna gasped.

Tanya rolled her eyes.

Luna frowned at Tanya.

"Daddy, looks like you'll have to use your Dad authority."

Loki nodded in agreement and pointed a finger at Tanya while smiling wolfishly.

"By my Dad authority, you have to join us."

Tanya wanted to groan, she knew they were going to keep pestering her if she refused.

"Alright."

Luna and Loki cheered at Tanya's answer and a vein formed on Tanya's head.

She would beat the two goofballs in this competition.

The three fished quietly together.

Luna was the first to catch a fish.

Loki was the second to catch a fish.

A fish that was smaller than Luna.

Luna grinned at Tanya.

"Ready to lose and do shrooms?"

Tanya grinned at Luna and suddenly laughed evilly.

Loki and Luna blinked at the scene.

Tanya stopped laughing.

"You know the thing about fishing? The bigger the fish, the stronger the pull on the pole. I've watched you two pull your fish and know exactly how strong they pulled on your poles. As long as the pull on my pole is stronger than the pull on your pole, my fish will be bigger!"

Loki and Luna became shocked.

Loki was in disbelief.

"No way!"

Luna didn't want to lose.

"Impossible."

The two watched with bated breath as Tanya calmly fished.

The pole tugged and Tanya grinned.

"Looks like I win."

Loki and Luna watched with shock as Tanya flung out a giant fish from the river.

Tanya grinned at the two and the two hugged each other scared.

"Now what should I have you two do?"

Tanya thought for a moment and had an idea.

"Tell you what, why don't you two compete? Whoever loses will receive punishment."

Luna turned to Loki and placed a hand on her shoulder.

She smiled at Loki.

"Well Dad, you know I don't ask for much so why don't you let me win this one?"

Loki placed placed a hand on Luna's shoulder and smiled.

"Sorry son, but I still want to live."

The two nodded at each other and sat down to fish.

In the end, Luna won and Tanya forced Loki to cook the fishes they caught for dinner.

Loki ate her fish in defeat, your luck is too much for me Luna.

Night came and the three set up a tent to sleep in together.

"Hey dad, could you tell me a story."

Loki tried to think of a story but couldn't.

"Nah, can't think of one. What about you Tanya? Got any story to tell?"

Tanya thought to herself and remembered a few horror stories back in Japan.

"Yeah, I got one."

Loki and Luna listened carefully as Tanya told a story.

Morning came and the three woke up.

Tanya looked fully fresh for the day while Luna and Loki looked sleep-deprived.

Loki rubbed her eyes.

"I hope Kuro is having a better time than us."

Luna yawned and breathed out.

"He's probably set the mansion on fire by now."

Back at the Loki Familia mansion.

Kuro woke up looking sleep-deprived.

He went into the kitchen and saw Tenya who looked to have made her own breakfast

Tenya looked at Kuro.

"Why do you look sleep-deprived?"

Kuro groaned at the memory of last night.

He was howling drunk at the moon all night to see if he could get any Beast Human to howl back.

The only thing that responded back were sleepy adventurers who chased him all night.

He had to throw money at them to escape

Kuro stared at Tenya.

"I must be hallucinating. How could a baby like Tenya sound so adult-like?"

Tenya realized her mistake and proceeded to activate baby mode.

"Goo goo ga ga."

Kuro burst into laughter.

Tenya became annoyed and ate her breakfast.

Making his own breakfast, Kuro sat down and ate with Tenya.

The Familia was quiet.

Everyone was out partying.

Kuro stayed home to defend the mansion.

Feeling bored, Kuro wondered how Tanya, Loki, and Luna were doing.

They were probably somewhere with Luna trying to poke a bear with a stick.