"You can't be fucking serious dude," a wide eyed ten year old expressed to a visibly irritated Eric Cartman. In response, the heavy set boy let out an irritated sigh as the bitchy ginger, Kyle, and the rest of his "friends" reacted to his encounter with his brother and the fact that he would be living with him. Cartman knew that his friends were not going to take the news well, but he expected them to at least understand why he was doing it.
"Yeah, well I am serious Kahl, and there's nothing that you or anyone else can say to change my mind," the brunette buckled down as he tapped his pointer finger on the lunch room table. "I'm going to get half of that inheritance, even if it means putting up with Scott Tenorman, the world's biggest douchebag!"
"Dude, this sounds really dangerous and that's a lot coming from me" Kenny commented, South Park's immortal fourth grader.
"Yeah dude, I'm going to have to agree with Kenny and Kyle on this one-"
"Hey fellers, what's going on?" The boys turned and saw the voice had come from the blonde fourth grader, Leopold Stotch, but everyone called him something else.
"Hey Butters, Cartman was telling us that he let Scott Tenorman move into his house," Kyle informed Butters as he angrily glared at Cartman for his stupidity and greed, the latter crossing his arms in defiance.
"He's Cartman's brother," Kenny chimed in, striking a cord with the boy.
"HALF-brother, we only have the same dad, God," Eric huffed out in anger.
"Scott Tenorman is your brother? The ninth grader? Isn't he like, crazy and really scary? Why is he living with you?," Butters nervously asked in that voice that pissed Cartman off to no end.
"First of all Butters, Scott Tenorman is not scary, he's just a huge asshole. Secondly, I'm not a scared little pussy like you… and Kyle," the mention of the ginger's name earning Cartman the middle finger from him. "I've faced Scott before and I can do it again."
"Dude, listen to me," Stan said in a concerned tone, "while Shelly may be a huge bitch to me and she's strong as hell, there's no way I would trade her for Scott Tenorman, and I didn't even kill his parents!" The last part being emphasized by the dark haired boy throwing his hands up for dramatic effect. While admittedly, scary images of the mental headgear girl filled Cartman's mind, he shook them off and a grimace took over his face. Why don't they understand that the inheritance is more than just about money?
"I don't know why I bothered telling you guys, I knew you wouldn't understand," the fourth grader said, getting up from the table and throwing his lunch away, no longer hungry.
"What the fuck is wrong with Cartman?," Kenny muttered under his orange parka.
"I've been wondering that since I first met him," Kyle scoffed as he and the rest of them continued eating their lunches.
The rest of the day was spent in silence for the ten year old, feeling disheartened by his current situation. The boy avoided his friends and answering questions in class and walked home once school was finally over, taking his time as he was in no rush to get home. When Cartman finally reached the front door to his house, he cautiously opened the door and let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. Scott's not here, the obese boy thought as he walked over to the couch and turned on the t.v. Lazily, he scrolled through the channels and settled on a lame movie that was showing a girl with magic powers. "When a person is being bad, they need to be punished," the stereotypical abusive movie father said to his daughter as he shoved her into her bedroom. This sucks. I should go get some food, Cartman thought as he got up from the couch and headed over to the kitchen. As he was passing by the door to the basement, he heard a muffled voice that vaguely resembled Scott's. Hmmph, Scott must be home, Eric guessed as he silently changed his mind from previously wanting food to now wanting to hear what Scott was saying. The boy's curiosity led him to creaking open the door and closing it behind him as he took a couple steps before he could clearly hear his brother without seeing him.
"I know man, isn't great," the ginger teen's voice echoed in the Cartmans' basement while an unknown person could not be heard, the boy guessed that he must have been on his phone. The brunette continued to listen in on the conversation. "I'm living in this stupid asshole's basement rent free and all I have to do is give him and his whore mom some money when I turn eighteen. Knowing him, he'll probably blow threw the money in a month or he'll waste it on some stupid scam, but hey, it's no skin off my back!" The teen continued laughing, unknowingly being watched by a severely pissed off child sociopath, his face turning red as he grit his teeth. He let him live in HIS HOUSE and this is how Scott talked about him and his mom behind their backs! The heavy set ten year old walked back up the steps and exited the basement, the anger radiating all over his body like heat waves. I will get you back Tenorman, just you wait, Cartman thought as he sat back down at the t.v. and saw the little girl's father walking out to his family with the son and the wife looking shocked and the girl smugly smiling. The father's previously dark hair was now a dark blonde and the man fell over when he saw himself in the mirror. This gave Cartman an idea.
Scott better watch out, he's in Cartman's world now. Meanwhile, for those of you who are curious, the movie scene is from Matilda or this universe's version of it.
