I am back. To be honest, I'm really enjoying this. Now usually after every chapter I reply to people who reviewed here, but I won't do that anymore…well except if it's a guest review then I guess its fine. Instead, I replied to them via PMs. So far, no guest reviews.

So, let's get it on with the chapter!

I don't own anything except some stuff (I forgot to type this in the first chapter)

Chapter 2: Taking it slowly

Getting up from bed was easy, what wasn't easy was taking in the memories of everything.

Every single detail, every speck of dust, everything.

From childhood to adulthood, I just stood there as I grimace. The amount of memories piling in is enough to cause me a migraine. Esdeath notices but chose to remain silent as she gave me a bow. "Your father has requested me to take some men and patrol today. Please do not leave the castle until I return." She told me with GENUINE concern…is this even Esdeath? Well, she did have her moments in the series but it's still pretty surprising.

And I find it funny that the most sadistic and domineering woman I know in anime bowed their heads to me.

I nodded with a smile as I approached her. I'm scared to test it, but nothing ventured nothing gained!

She raised a brow before a bright blush colored her flawlessly snow-white cheeks. Why? Well, I was hugging her tightly. I smirked as I squeezed a little harder so that her large globes of flesh press against my chest. Covered by armor or not, it's a pleasant feeling to hug a beautiful woman like Esdeath.

[Max Reputation gained with Esdeath! Fulfill a special condition to move to the next stage with her!]

[Esdeath - 100/100 Reputation]

Condition to advance to the next stage [Affection] – Challenge and dominate her in bed

And at that moment, a thought occurred to me.

Two of the options I can choose from earlier were [Hentai Logic] and [70% Hentai Logic] and I'm in a hentai…Game, explain.

How observant of you.

I have to be if I'm going to survive this world. Hentai or not, I can still die. Especially since this hentai has countless monsters that can kill me with just a single punch.

As you know, this world is a hentai world. However, I have…removed some elements that make it a hentai. The options I gave you, should you pick those, would have just turned this world into a fully-fledged hentai, one where a certain blond-haired princess will trust her enemies not to rape anyone if she surrenders.

I raised a brow as Alicia Arcturus came to mind.

'Yes, she was naïve and way too chivalrous in the hentai. So, she is smarter than that now is what you're telling me?'

Bingo! While she is still very much chivalrous, I made her a little bit smarter than that. But there will be times when she will either hesitate or be naïve. I made her that way so that you can mold her to be someone you can use, how thoughtful of me right?

I chuckled as I released Esdeath from my hold, looking at her blushing face, one can easily forget that Esdeath is someone who doesn't mind committing mass murder just to prove that she is the strongest.

"I'll be waiting for you Esdeath," I told her as I looked outside.

"Y-Yes! I will return as quickly as I can." I raised a brow as I watched her leave my room, did she just squeak for a second there? Anyway…

'Game, anything else to take note of such as what other hentai elements are in use?'

Well, I kept the hentai element of cum being a source of powerful mana. It all depends on how strong the mana is for the person though.

I blinked as I felt a smirk creep its way to my lips…before something came to mind…

'Game…you said person…' I gulped as I looked at the screen with narrowed eyes full of suspicion.

I did, there are futas in this world, good luck!

"Son of a fucking bitch."I muttered as I clicked my tongue. Ever since I first encountered futas in a hentai, I felt weirded out. I mean, I know that it's a fetish that many people will love with their girl, but I just find it weird! And that's not even mentioning one of my friends who fantasizes about getting dominated by a snake girl who has a dick!

I sigh as I massaged my temples, I need to do something to take my mind off what the Game said.

And that is to take a bath.

Although forcefully having memories of 'me' being drilled right into my head is unpleasant, the fact that I don't have to worry about some things such as getting lost in my own home is a plus.

Now, time to review some important details about me.

I am Abhainn Óran, the only son and heir of the Óran household. My father was a Knight who became a lord through various accomplishments while my deceased mother was the heiress of the Óran house.

My father is a chivalrous man, honorable, and dependable.

He's a nuisance.

While my mother supported me in becoming a Bard during childhood, my father wanted me to become like him, a Knight.

While I would have liked to be one, the fact that I can't even hurt someone with a sword thanks to my perk will make me look like a clown.

And I have no intention of becoming the clown.

No, I intend to be greater than that.

Looking at it, Kuroinu is a hentai that has so many plot holes that it's just a stupid hentai with princesses being the main attraction of it. The 'heroines' are just there to be a source of fap material, nothing more nothing less.

It's laughable.

Taking a closer look at it now, I lucked out.

I can take over this world, and I will use any and all means to do it.

If I was sent to a world like Warhammer or even Warcraft, I'm boned. But this world? If one were to think about it, it's easy mode. The only threats I have to consider are the monsters and mercenaries that serve Vult just because they can fuck any girl they want, even the Elven Goddess Celestine.

A small smirk made its way to my lips as I left my room and into my private bathroom.

Surprisingly enough, there are working toilets and bathtubs as well. But then again, the Halfling Princess Ruu-Ruu is said to be quite the inventor.

Oh, and did I also mention that there are a pair of maids waiting for me in the bathroom so that they can wash me? And that they have to wear specialized 'maid uniforms'? Which are pretty much just black and white swimsuits with frills and the only thing that signifies their status as maids are the headbands for maids.

And damn do they look sexy. Both have bodies so voluptuous that it looks like the 'maid uniforms' are on the verge of ripping.

I turn my attention to the maid who has the aura of a MILF. She has shoulder-length brown hair, purple eyes, and a mole just below her right eye who was giving me a pleasant and seductive smile.

'[Observe]'

Sarah

Level: 5

Title: Maid

Then I turned my attention to the other one who has long black hair just barely reaching her waist, blue eyes, and pointed ears. An Elf, huh?

[Observe]

Naehandra

Level: 7

Title: Maid

Am I going to have my first taste of Elf…?

Unfortunately, no. While they are both beautiful and look so temptingly juicy. I cannot just do it right away. I am a virgin, yes, but I don't trust myself to not hold back.

Besides, there is no guarantee that I can pull out in time. This situation is just like eating at an eat-all-you-can buffet restaurant. There is no guarantee of you being able to stop yourself from acting like a hungry animal the moment you start eating.

The last thing I need is to get one of these two maids pregnant and giving me responsibilities just before I can really start my life here.

No, perhaps one day when I can establish myself properly.

Knowing how they work thanks to the memories; I took off my clothes and jumped into the bathtub, which also has hot water. Immediately after, Sarah and Naehandra began to work on washing me.

"I want this to be finished quickly, I have something to do," I stated, causing them to obey.

"Yes, master."

I held back a smirk from hearing that. To hear it coming straight from two beautiful women pleases me a lot. But they're just nobodies, so it's not worth much. They're only maids who happen to be beautiful.

I gained a glint in my eye as I hid another smirk, but this time, this smirk is a dark one.

One of my goals is to create a harem…so why not gather all the heroines to be my personal harem? From what I can remember, there are a total of 9 heroines.

Counting Esdeath, I can have 10 girls in my harem at least once I'm done with this world. But then again, I am quite the greedy type at times, so if there are other girls out there who can rival any of the heroines, then I am instantly aiming for them.

I can already imagine it, their bodies pleasuring me as I rut into them, making sure to mark their bodies as mine before making them pregnant with my seed…

"Master?"

Sarah's voice snapped me out of my thoughts as I turned to her. She was giving me a seductive smile as she and Naehandra stopped for a few moments.

My eyes widened as I felt a hand wrapping around my dick and one fondling my balls.

"Should we relieve you?" Naehandra whispered to me huskily as she rubbed the tip of my dick. With the hot water and with how skillfully she rubs my dick, it was enough to get a groan of pleasure from me.

With them doing this, I felt a memory rising.

They have been doing this for me for the past few months. Making sure to relieve my sexual urges several times over. Fortunately, it seems we have only gone as far as handjobs, blowjobs, and titfucks. I am actually quite amazed that the 'me' before I took over managed to keep himself in control.

Once again, my eyes widened a bit as I instantly felt energy pulsing through my body.

I guess this is how it feels when my perk [Maximum Endurance in the bed] activates.

It's funny that the perk includes the word bed when I'm getting a double handjob right here in the bathroom.

But then again, as long as I'm doing something sexual it works.

"Do as you wish, just be sure not to neglect your duties," I stated causing both maids to smile at each other. "Then with your permission." Naehandra lowered her head as she licked the tip of my dick, making sure to spin her tongue in circles to fully enhance the pleasure I'm feeling.

"Here master, we both know how much you love breasts." Sarah took my hand and led it to her breasts, burying it in its softness.

She let out a sexy moan as I started playing with her tits.

'So this is how tits feel like without any clothing? They're much softer than I thought.' I thought to myself as I remembered the past. That time when I touched someone else's boobs. It was…a glorious day.

It was during my high school days. We were filming in the hallways for a project, and one of my female classmates was about to go out. But, thanks to me who was standing guard I prevented it by making a pushing gesture while looking at my groupmates. Which in turn 'accidentally' made me touch her breasts.

Even if it was only a brief second, I managed to touch my classmate's breasts.

And thanks to my skills in deceit and with some acting, I managed to act surprised and make her not hate me.

But the differences are that my classmate's were medium and she has clothes on, but this time I'm touching big ones and with no clothing to obstruct both the view and the feeling.

Feeling something hot and wet engulfing the tip of my dick, I groaned as I put my hand on top of Naehandra's head. Slowly pushing my member in her throat.

"As always, your manliness is ever-present in the form of your big dick, master." Sarah praised me as she put a hand just on my balls and starts to massage it gently. I chuckled lightheartedly as I watched Naehandra bob her head, slobbering half my dick with her saliva while the rest is under the water.

Taking my hand off her head, I instead turned my attention to her wet pussy. Either it was because she was excited or because the water doesn't matter to me.

Because in the end, my fingers are going to be exploring her insides.

Slapping her ass once and watching it jiggle enticingly, I slid a finger inside her pussy.

"Mgh!"

Naehandra moans, but since she has my dick inside her throat, it instead came out muffled. And the best part? Her moaning actually made her throat a little bit tighter and a whole lot more pleasurable.

"Hoh? Naehandra, do you like your pussy being teased like this?" I grinned as I inserted another finger inside her quivering pussy. She shakes her ass enticingly as she began licking the tip of my dick excitedly.

"As always, Naehandra gets excited so easily." Sarah giggles as I pulled my hand away from her soft valleys before putting my arm on her shoulders and pulling her to my chest.

She raised a brow before putting her head on top of my chest just as a lover would. She moans sensually as I grabbed one of her breasts and began to play with it.

"You have grown so much, master. Whoever your wife will be, I will be jealous of her." Sarah rubbed her body against me. I can feel her hardened nipples rub against mine.

Naehandra released my dick with a pop as she looked at me as if begging me.

"Master, please let's do it. Please use your dick to turn us into your women and make a mess out of us." I smirk as I pulled my fingers away from her pussy, causing her to whine in disappointment.

I teasingly wagged my finger in front of her with a smirk.

"No, I doubt I'll be able to hold myself back from finishing inside you. I might even impregnate you." Naehandra pouts as she presses her large globes against my chest.

"But I don't mind! If it's you I will bear even hundreds of your children!" She said before I put my fingers in front of her. I don't know if it's by instinct or if she's really horny, but she opened her mouth and began to suck my fingers in, tasting her pussy juice still sticking to my fingers.

"I am not ready for such a responsibility; I've told you many times for the past few weeks Naehandra." I scolded her lightly, which she either didn't hear or she didn't care.

"Naehandra, it is our duty as maids to follow our master's orders," Sarah told her as she left my side for a few seconds before my eyes widened as I felt a pair of soft globes wrap around my member.

"And we shouldn't disobey them." She finished as she wrapped my hardened member tightly to her globes. I hissed in pleasure as I felt my balls churn. Sarah must have noticed as she stopped for a second and slapped Naehandra from behind, getting a yelp from her.

"Master is about to cum, come now. You know how he likes it when we work together to make him cum."

As soon as she said those words, Naehandra's lips quickly found their way to my cock. Sarah nodded towards Naehandra before resuming her titfucks.

My feet tensed as I felt Sarah squeeze her tits around my cock while Naehandra starts sucking harder while making sure to use her tongue to tease the tip of my cock.

This feeling, it is the most pleasurable feeling I've felt as of now. If this is how it feels to get a titfucks and a blowjob at the same time, how will it feel doing the real deal?

"Fuck, I'm about to cum!" I roughly grabbed Naehandra's head before cumming. Her eyes widened as her cheeks bulged from the amount of cum I'm releasing directly to her throat. I felt a tired smirk creep up on my lips as I thrust a few more times.

"Don't spill a single drop," I ordered causing her to look at me and nodded once in submission as she tried her best to keep both my cock and my cum inside her mouth.

"Here, let me help you." I watched Sarah lower her head as she lapped up the remaining cum and the ones that managed to slip out of Naehandra's mouths.

I nodded, satisfied.

"Good, now show me," I ordered while leaning on my hand as I watched Naehandra slowly pull herself away from my dick before she opened her mouth which was full of my cum.

Looking at Sarah, I smirked as I came up with a decision.

"Be a dear and share with Sarah, she did tell you that I was about to cum, after all." Naehandra seemed to hesitate before turning to Sarah who was looking at her seductively.

Sarah lowered her head while looking up at Naehandra as she opened her mouth with her tongue sticking out.

Naehandra lowered her face, allowing the flood of cum from her mouth to slowly slide down her tongue and into Sarah's waiting mouth, watching Sarah catch all the cum made me smirk in satisfaction and amusement.

Not only that, but it was also very arousing.

Once Naehandra felt that she gave Sarah enough, she closed her mouth as she played with my cum in her mouth for a few moments before swallowing.

Sarah did the same, although a lot quicker.

Both maids turned to me before opening their mouths, showing me the insides of their mouths without a single speck of my cum in sight.

I nodded in satisfaction as I leaned back on the bathtub.

"Good, now back to washing me," I ordered with a snap as both Sarah and Naehandra grab some bottled soap and shampoo.

Taking a closer look at the soap and shampoo, it just looks like a potion, to be honest.

"We've wasted enough time tending to my lust, I want to be done in the next 5 minutes," I demanded, causing the both of them to start working immediately.

5 minutes later

Stretching my back as I looked at my clothes appreciatively, I nodded as I looked at the sleeves of my outfit.

It was a brown tunic with black accents that reaches all the way to my sleeves, black cotton leggings that fit comfortably, leather boots just reaching a few inches below my knees, and finally, a brown and yellow cape attached to a brown leather brace on my right shoulder.

I may have gone overboard with the cape, but I can't help it.

After all, something like this should be shown off. Too bad that these clothes don't have any effects.

Look at you, if I have a body, I'd be having wet panties…that is even assuming if I wear panties.

Looking at the screen with a raised brow, I shrugged. Clothes are made to be show off. Anyone that says otherwise is either stupid or just plain naïve.

True, now are you going to spend that Gacha Coin?

I blinked before opening my inventory. I actually forgot I have that.

Immediately, my eyes landed on a single golden coin with the letter 'G' engraved on it. Mentally selecting it, I got two options.

[Use Gacha Coin?]

[Y/N]

'Yes.' I thought as the Gacha coin disappeared from my inventory screen and a new screen appeared in front of me.

It was a golden screen that has a chest shaking as if something inside it is trying to get out. Suddenly, the chest opened, and a golden ball of light left the chest before stopping in mid-flight.

This gave me chills of excitement.

If I'm correct with my Gacha instincts, you can get a good item or character if the color that appears on your screen is something like gold or purple. If I can get a good item on my first pull, then I am going to be one happy ma-

[Congratulations! You have received a Legendary item!]

I grinned as the screen quickly shone and showed me …a saltshaker?

[Salt, The Saltiest Saltshaker]

A saltshaker that contains unlimited amounts of salt.

I felt my eyes twitch as I took a deep breath and exhaled. A saltshaker…a fucking saltshaker…I should have known, it is a Gacha after all…

I am also feeling salty so I guess I can call it appropriate…FUCK NO IT'S NOT!

Glaring at the screen in hate, the Game gave me an emoticon of someone shrugging.

Don't blame me, there are a lot of Legendary items that are not that useful. I may have near-perfect programming to prevent other Gamers from helping you, but there are some that slips past the system.

I clicked my tongue as I waved the screen away.

"Whatever, just make sure to give me more quests that can help me out." I muttered as the Game sent me a screen with a thumbs up.

Of course! And I'm going to give you more chances with the Gacha in the future, you Gacha addict.

I smirked as I opened the door that leads me outside my room. The hallway just outside my room is quite lavish with a red carpet, some paintings, vases, and flowers, the usual things you can find in a rich person's home.

"Damn straight," I muttered to the Game as I closed the door leading to my room behind me.

Walking towards the hallways, I raised a brow as I heard a ping.

New Quest!

[Breakfast!]

It's breakfast time now hurry up and go to the dining room! Don't want to miss it!

Objective: Go attend the daily ritual also known as breakfast

Bonus Objective: Get there in less than 1 minute

Secret Objective: ?

Rewards: 1 Gacha Coin, 100 exp, 100 gold

Bonus Reward: Increased reputation with ?, ?

Secret Reward: ?

I was already off the moment I read the bonus.

But I can't just run, no that would be too improper. I should honor the aesthetics. And by honoring it I mean I should just walk quickly.

Quickly walking down the stairs, I nod towards the servants who greeted me a good morning. Thanks to the memories that I got from 'me'. I can easily navigate around the estate with my eyes closed.

And while I may be a man who came from a modern world, I appreciate the beauty of medievalism.

Besides, what type of child didn't imagine themselves being the Knight of justice?

The answer to that is a naïve and innocent child who doesn't know the harsh reality of the real world. All, if not most, people can account for that. Doesn't matter which family you came from. The moment they grow out of their age and experience the harshness of reality is the moment they get their first dose of what it really is outside their own little world.

I smiled bitterly as I grasped the door to the dining room.

Opening it, I was greeted to a wonderful sight of a table full of delicious food, the smell is also very salivating, and the line of maids is a wondrous sight for any hot-blooded man such as I.

Sitting at the center of the long table eating his meal is a middle-aged man with black hair, a goatee, fair-skinned, and some noble clothes.

This is man is my father and head of the Óran family, Calarus Óran. A fancy name for someone who used to be a commoner, I admit.

Taking a look at his plate, it seems he just finished eating.

Quest Completed!

[Breakfast!]

It's breakfast time now hurry up and go to the dining room! Don't want to miss it!

Objective: Go attend the daily ritual also known as breakfast [Completed]

Bonus Objective: Get there in less than 1 minute [Completed]

Secret Objective: Meet your father [Completed]

Rewards: 1 Gacha Coin, 100 exp, 100 gold

Bonus Reward: Increased reputation with Calarus Óran, 1 Gacha Coin

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I raised a brow at the corrupted text but before that, I need to do something important, better stick to the act after all.

"Good morning, father." My father nodded as he stood up while one of the maids went beside him, bowed, and grabbed his empty plate.

"Same to you, Abhainn. I have something to do, be sure to finish your meal."

"Of course."

'[Observe]'

Calarus Óran

Level: 30

Title: Head of House Óran

Thoughts about you: Content

I took my seat at the other side of the table.

'Game, what's with the corrupted text?' I questioned, slightly concerned. One of the last things I need is if the corrupted text could negatively affect me.

Hm? Wait…WHAT?! How did he manage to get through my defenses?! We'll see about that you little-son of a bitch, I can't get rid of it…sigh fine. Let me just fix that for you.

I raised a brow as the corrupted text began to clear.

Secret Reward: The Right to access the Gamers' Shop

'The Gamers' Shop? Does that mean what I think it means?' I questioned myself as I grabbed some bread and some other food.

Yes, there is a shop exclusive for Gamers only. You can either enter the shop to browse freely or if you're feeling like a lazy shit, you can just think of [Gamers' Shop]. Either way, you will get to buy just about anything, but it will cost you some gold.

If I go to the shop is time going to stop here? Or at the very least, slow down?

Nope, time will keep moving the same. At least I managed to prevent something from making you broken.

I closed my eyes as I took a bite of my food all the while hiding my annoyance.

'Hmm…decent. Not too flavorful, unfortunately.' I bitterly thought to myself as I looked at my plate. 'Everything looks delicious but…' I took a bite out of the buttered boar meat. It is slightly gamey, and a little tough to chew. I felt as if I'm biting into a leather boot. And the butter doesn't make it better, in fact, it feels as if I'm just eating a fatty piece of tough meat.

Swallowing the meat after some bites, I took a sip of water as I look at the boar meat with hidden disappointment.

The taste is decent, but it could use some improvement. Some of the food on my plate are very bland to the point that it tasted like they just took it to the fire and cooked it as is.

Quite frankly, it is very…shameful to call that food.

As a noble, I deserve something better, don't I?

New Quest Received!

[Herbs N Spices]

Objective: Make food taste better

Bonus Objective 1: Finish quest in under a month

Bonus Objective 2: Make herbs and spices available for the common folk

Secret Objective: ?

Bonus Reward 1: Increased reputation with all nobles, increased reputation with ? and ?, 1000 exp, 1000 gold

Bonus Reward 2: Massively increased reputation common folk, ? and ?, 3 Gacha Coins

Secret Rewards: ?, ?, and ?

Taking a quick look at the rewards, I smirked as I closed my eyes while enduring the taste of the 'food'. Urgh, even canned food tastes better than this crap.

Opening my eyes, I quietly sighed as I drank some water to wash down the junk inside my mouth.

Looking at it now, it is pretty filling, but the taste is very bland most of the time and it ruins my mood slightly thanks to it.

I hate leaving food untouched, so as much as I hate to say it, I will have to empty my plate. Completely.

One painful session of eating later

Swallowing the last bits of the 'food' with the help of water, I softly sighed in bliss as I wiped my mouth with a napkin.

Looking out the window, if I were to take a guess, then it'll be 3 hours until it turns 12…I could really use a clock right now.

Don't worry, I'll automatically update the systems to suit your needs in the future, but as of now, you'll have to make do with what you have.

I nodded as I stood up and left the dining room. Leaving the dirty dishes to the servants as I started to wander around the castle.

While our family are Barons, we are one of the few Barons that have quite the influence, and thanks to said influence we have our own castle. Although not as grand as any of the Shield Princesses, a castle is a castle…but despite that, I aim to be a king, a God someday. It'll take a lot of time, but I'll get there, I swear it.

And even if our family castle is not the best, it is certainly very comfortable here. It may be because I technically grew up here, but I digress.

The atmosphere here is very homely and the rich decorations around the house make it even more vibrant. It's quite surprising considering the fact that the world that I'm in is a hentai one.

Speaking of hentai.

'Game, when will canon start?'

If I'm going to survive in this world with a kingdom at my beck and call and a harem that answers to my desires, I'll need to eliminate the main threat to my ambition, and that is Vult and the Black Dog mercenaries.

Honestly, I can easily do it if I have enough time to prepare.

The canon of Kuroinu will start in 10 months. Do things right and you can be a king in under a year at the earliest.

I smirked as I opened the door to the outside world and took a walk outside for a few minutes before settling on the back of the castle where the garden is. Greenery, flowers, and trees grew here. The air is clean and very soothing, and there is also a pond.

Honk!

I blinked as I looked at the pond and saw a white goose staring at me.

It continued to stare at me for a few seconds before waddling towards me and honking once again.

"Huh, and who are you…?" I questioned before a mischievous smirk made its way to my lips.

'[Observe]'

Goose

Level: 1

Thoughts about you: Curiosity

New Quest Received!

[HONK!]

Objective: Name the Goose

Bonus Objective: Give the Goose a title

Rewards: 5 Gacha Coins, 500 exp

Bonus Reward: Skillstone

Raising a brow, I shrugged as I looked at the goose in its soulless eyes…why did I call it soulless?

"I name you Honkus, The Wise Goose of the Pond." I grinned as I gave Honkus a headpat, causing it to lean towards me for more.

Quest Completed!

[HONK!]

Objective: Name the Goose [Completed]

Bonus Objective: Give the Goose a title [Completed]

Rewards: 5 Gacha Coins, 500 exp

Bonus Reward: Skillstone

Congratulations! You have just gained your very first Skillstone! These things can be used to upgrade one of your skills without grinding them! Keep in mind that Skillstones are quite rare…I don't know how and why the system gave away one for such a simple quest, but it is what it is I guess.

I nodded in appreciation as I looked at Honkus the Goose, who went back to the pond.

Now then, time to do some Gacha…

And cut! I know that this chapter is 2k words less than the first, but it is what it is. But in exchange, I'm gonna be focusing my attention on this fic for a while…perhaps until chapter 10 or so.

Afterwards, I'm going to shift my attention to Order of Eostia. And afterwards its gonna be a buncha random updates.

I am really enjoying writing this story, its motivating me a lot, and with the help of some friends over at SGO, it makes it a fun time to discuss what happens next and what to do.

Special thanks to kev, Spank, Heroma, and Infonticus I guess…Info, if you're reading this, its cuz you didn't say anything yet when I you…but don't worry, still love you, no homo.

If you're a part of SGO, feel free to talk to me over at gen or at my studio, I'll be online for most days, if I'm not online, its either cuz I'm too busy or I'm just playing some games.

Anyways, see ya in the next chapter!

Ciao! Peace!