Lincoln, Loona, Clyde, and Octavia were looking for some badass songs to listen to at Stolas' own chateau, and they were all enjoying themselves as they were listening to some random music together, and having a good time. "I still can't believe you met Velvette." Octavia pointed to the white-haired boy.

"She caught me by surprise." Lincoln said.

"I wanted to rip her face off for giving all those fucking paparazzi giving Lincoln some grief." Loona said. "You think Verosika Mayday suffers this kind of thing every day?" then the female hellhound had a thinking look on her face. "Yeah, she probably does. Heh. I guess she can count on good ole Tex to shoo those simps and perverts away." then she took a sip of her hibiscus juice that Pringles, the family butler, gave her.

"More juice, lady Octavia?" asked Pringles

"Do you want more, Loona?" Via looked at her hellhound friend.

"Yep. Pour it on, fatty." Loona flatly said.

Pringles looked offended and said: "I beg your pardon! I am not fat!" then he crossed his arms. "I will have you know that I lift dumbbells and do pushups. Such as the life of a Goetia butler that works his arse off just to make a fucking quick buck."

"Don't lie to me." said Loona. "There's no shame in being fat."

Pringles made an even angrier scowl, and said: "Here, you want to see my six-pack?"

"No!" the four others protested, covering their eyes.

Still looking irritated, Pringles made a small huff and said: "alright then." then he begrudgingly poured more jus de bissap in Loona's iced cup. "Enjoy your bevarage, miss Loona."

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Loona rolled her eyes as she took another sip.

"And Pringles," said Via, "i would like to order some Chinese for me and my friends here."

"Very good." Pringles said. "How would you like me to pay for it?"

"With your credit card of course." said Octavia. "Everyone knows that you pay with your credit card, Pringles."

"Of course it's always my credit card." the butler imp sighed. "Some Chinese catering, coming up." then he walked away. "There is just no appreciation around here, isn't there?" then he picked up his phone to make the order.

"He doesn't really look fat." Clyde admitted. "Not saying i wanted to see his... six pack, but it's just my opinion."

"Clyde," said Loona, wrapping a furry arm around his shoulders. "I know fat people when I see them. Take a look at Moxxie, he may look like a skinny-ass twink, but he has a big pot belly like a sumo wrestler. Just try peeking at him in the shower."

"What?" Clyde sounded disgusted. "Why would I look at him in the shower?"

"Meh, I don't know. Maybe to prove my point?"

"Wait... did you look at him in the shower?" Clyde asked.

Loona gave a rather surprised look, and was silent, moving her eyes to and fro, like she was hiding a very dark secret. "no! Of course not!" Loona protested with great disgust. "What kind of a dumbass question is that? I wouldn't even be fucking caught dead seeing that fatty in his birthday suit."

"Hey hey hey, I was just asking." Clyde said. "I wasn't accusing you of anything."

"Well whatever."

"Lincoln," said Octavia, "do you think you can help me with something?"

"Sure, what is it, Octavia?"

"I've been practicing my powers of pyrokenesis and I have been using it to shoot apples as target practice. So I need you to hold an apple on your head and stay completely still so I don't hurt you when I throw some fireballs at the apple."

"wait, like using a bow and arrow?" Lincoln looked a little panicky.

"Yes, but don't worry, I won't burn you."

"Why my head?" Asked Lincoln

"Because your head looks perfect to balance an apple on it. Please?" The Goetia princess gave him a serious "please" face. The lower lip quivering, the puppy eyes, everything.

At last, the white-haired boy sighed and gave in. "Ok ok. But please be careful."

Via made a delighted squeal and pulled out a Granny Smith apple, giving it to Lincoln as he walked to the back of her bedroom, looking rather nervous about this whole ordeal.

"Now this I gotta see." Loona muttered to herself, pulling out her phone to record the events that will follow. Clyde began hyperventilating into a brown paper bag to try and calm himself down from this.

Lincoln took in a breath and waited for something to happen. "OK, Octavia. Ready when you are."

"perfect." The Goetia took a little breath of her own and created a small ball of fire from the palm of her right hand. Lincoln closed his eyes in case something ugly would happen, and he heard a "whooshing" sound of fire going over him, and opened his eyes. The apple was ablaze and fell right next to Lincoln from the top of his head. Octavia looked pleased with herself and was happy to see that it went well

"Well, that was fast." Said Lincoln.

"Nit quite" Via had a nervous look on her face. "I still have fifteen more apples to practice with.

"What?! Fifteen apples?! Are you kidding me?" Lincoln protested

"Come on, Lincoln. Please? I really need your help."

"Please don't give me the puppy eyes again." Lincoln complained. But at last, he sighed and said: "ok, ok, I'll help you some more.

Then her little training continued, and Lincoln felt very miraculous that he didn't get burnt alive by any fireballs. Clyde was still hyperventilating in his bag, and when used Loona's tail like his own comfort blanket.

Loona looked rather annoyed and said: "uhhhh, Clyde? Does this look like a petting zoo to you?"

"No." the spectacle-wearing boy said. "But this is making me nervous. Look if it makes you feel any better, your fur is warm and soft."

The female hellhound didn't look very amused by Clyde's little... action but decided to brush it off for Lincoln's sake. "You're lucky you are someone i know, and one of Lincoln's friends." Loona pointed. "Otherwise, i would gouge your eyes out with my claws."

What Loona said made Clyde's heart sink to his feet and his face grew as pale as a newborn zebra, and scooted away from Loona. "don't listen to that, Clyde." Lincoln reassured him. "She doesn't mean that."

"Oh I mean it, alright." Loona sang. "before you two came along, you want to know what happened to the last person that snuggled my tail like that?"

"I'm a little scared to ask." said Lincoln

"Simple, i ripped his larynx and windpipe right out of his throat." Loona smirked.

"OK, OK, i promise to never touch your tail again, Loona."

"Alright, i believe you, Clyde." Loona patted the African-American kid's small afro. "I know you won't."

"So Octavia," said Lincoln. "Is it true that Goetia are more powerful than Overlords like Velvette?"

Octavia was silent for a moment, and then she replied: "yes. Goetias are higher on the pyramid than the overlords. We have a rather... complicated relationship with each other. At times we do work together, and there are a few... skirmishes between each other. Many of those Overlords are extremely jealous of us because we are higher than them."

"Not as high as Lucifer though." Loona pointed. "He is the king."

"Of course no one can actually topple Lucifer. He is the big fallen angel." said Via. "There is no one that can possibly topple the king of Hell." Then Octavia continued firing more fire blasts on to more apples on top of Lincoln's head, and miraculously, Lincoln didn't get hit or burned. Yes, Lincoln just went unscathed in this little practice and Octavia was happy to see how she was slowly getting better.

Suddenly, Pringles came back inside with a large bowl of Chinese food and there were many kinds of this delectible dishes. Chow Mein, Orange chicken, beef with broccoli, one can name so many dishes from the biggest Communist nation. The food was definitely delicious and the four people were munching on as much noodles as they can get their mouths on. Loona, being a hellhound, was eating ridiculously large chunks of her food since Hellhounds have a very big and a voracious appetite in them to eat more food than humans could eat. They can probably eat as much as lions could eat, or even more than lions.

It didn't take long for both the human boys, Loona, and Octavia to have full bellies. Stolas walked in the room to check on the four. "is everything alright in here?" he got an uncomfortable look on his face to see the four have, what appeared to be upset stomachs.

"Just fine, dad." Said Via. "Ate a lot of Chinese food."

"Oh. Well I have antacid for you to take if your tummies are hurt enough." Stolas offered

"Dad." Octavia complained. "Not in front of my friends."

"Sorry, I was just being helpful."

"Shouldn't you be doing weird things to Blitzo or whatever?" Asked his daughter.

"Ooooh, I certainly am. I am having as much fun with Blitzy as much as I can."

"Please don't describe anything." Loona said. "It'll just make me puke my own intestines."

"Sorry. Well I just wanted to check on you crazy kids." Stolas said.

"I'm twenty-two!" Said Loona, sounding offended.

"Sorry!" Stolas said. "Now if you all excuse me, I need to punish my Blitzy some more." then he darted out of Octavia's bedroom to have more "fun" with Blitzo upstairs.

Octavia made a look of disgust. "Good thing his bedroom is all the way upstairs, so we won't be able to hear them."

Loona made a chuckle in response. "Agreed."


A little later that day

Lincoln, Loona, Clyde, and Octavia were just outside the Goetia chateau and Loona was just about to send the boy back home to Earth, when there was a sound of faintly thumping footsteps. It was make the ground rumble more and more every second, like they poundings were getting more powerful. Someone was coming towards their direction. "What the fuck is that?" asked Loona

"I don't know." Via replied.

There came a rather large dinosaur or kaiju-like demon with green hair and a large, thick tail with green feathers at the tip of it. her scales were the color of purple-pink and had green eyes, and a a jacket with green fur around the neck and wrists. Her pants were black and her right leg wasn't covered by clothes at all. She was wearing a short tank top on her upper body with a mouth with sharp teeth printed on it. She looked a little bit like a t-rex or some kind of carnivorous dinosaur.

She was bigger than the average demon, even bigger than Stolas and Stella even. "Oh my Satan." Loona said.

"Is that who I think it is?" Said Octavia.

poor Clyde fainted on the floor just looking at the kaiju lady demon.

This tall dinosaur demon was looking around like she was looking for something very peculiar. At last, when she turned her dinosaur-like face to Lincoln, and smiled. "Ah! There you are." She walked up to him and Lincoln yelped in fear, and cowered behind the female hellhound for protection.

"I've been looking all over for you, human boy." Said the t-Rex demon.

Loona growled and snarled. "Stay away from him!" She barked

"Oh relax." Then she swatted Loona aside to the left, making her tumble. Then the monstrous kaiju demon picked up Lincoln with her right hand.

"Aaah! Please don't eat me!" Lincoln pleaded. "You wouldn't like my meat anyway. I probably taste like sweetbread or rice pudding. Trust me! You would hate how I taste!"

"Calm down, honey." Said the Kaiju demon. "I'm not gonna eat you, let alone hurt you. If I was going to eat you, I would at least break your neck first so you would stop talking."

"Oh."

"What made you think I was trying to eat you?" Asked the female dinosaur.

"Well you... look like a t-Rex or one of those carnivorous dinosaurs that would eat humans n for breakfast, lunch, or dinner."

"Pfft, if you ask my opinion, baby, you've been watchin' the Jurassic Park movies too much. That series just tells everything wrong about dinosaurs."

"I've heard about that." Lincoln said.

"And, you know I'm not really a dinosaur, right? Just dinosaur-like."

"Were you around when the dinosaurs roamed?" Lincoln couldn't help but ask her.

"No. though I wish I could have been there in that time. What's not to love about dinosaurs?"

"True."

"Look, sorry if I frightened ya. Didn't mean to. We're getting off on the wrong foot." Then she gently put Lincoln down on the ground, and knelt on her right knee to have better eye contact with him. "I am Missi Zilla. One of the overlords of Hell."

"I'm- I'm Lincoln." He replied

"Pleasure to meet you, white-top." Zilla smiled

"Wait, how did you find out about me- wait, is it because of the videos of me performing in those venues?" Lincoln realized

"Yep. And V-girl told me about you."

"Who?"

"You know, Velvette?"

"Oh." Lincoln realized. "I was assaulted by her cameras earlier."

"Heh. Classic Velvette." Missi chuckled. "She's always tryin to look for the newest thing or newest fad, all that shit. But hey, she didn't give you too much of a hard time, did she?"

"I've been assaulted many times by my sister. What Velvette did was very mild compared to what my sisters would do to me sometimes. Being in a chaotic household and all."

"Heh, must be a fucking crazy family, honeybunch." said Missi with a small chuckle in the end.

"You have no idea." Lincoln smirked.

"Well tell you what, baby." the raptor-like demon gently put him down. "I like you. Not like like you, but just that. You're too young for me obviously. But we should hang out some time. I even have my own nightclub called the 'Triassic Tavern'. Wanna come?"

Lincoln had a bit of a sad face and replied: "Ooh, i was about to head back home on Earth with Clyde."

"Clyde huh?" Missi moved in closer to take a closer look at his best friend. "You look just as adorable as your friend here, baby. Why I can also e-"

"Please don't say eat me, because you're a dinosaur-like demon and all." Clyde said.

"Oh don't worry." Missi smirked. "I would never eat you boys. If i did say that, it would just be a figure of speech." then she gave him a gentle pat on his curly-haired head. "But i understand if y'all are just heading back home. No worries."

"Thanks Missi." said Lincoln with a smile. "Let me know if you want to hang out some time."

"Fucking A!" Missi exclaimed. "Well i gotta look for some prey out in the wilderness to eat. Catch y'all later."

"Wait!" Lincoln suddenly rememered. "Can Loona come too?"

"And Octavia?" Clyde added. "They're our friends."

"Oh of course. I always have open invites to my pub." Missi said. "The more the merrier." then she walked away with the ground mildly thumping as she took every step.

"Come on, dweebs." said Loona. "Time to take you home. I gotta save Blitzo from being mauled by Stolas."

"Probably too late." said Via, looking a little embarrassed. "Once my dad goes full horny mode, there's no stopping him."