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Tjm: Yeah, the horror episode elim makes 0 sense, even less than Leshawna's. Harold didn't think anyone would be recording him.


"In today's special episode of Total Drama Island... You've been watching Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Lindsay, and Owen make their way to the final five." Chris began the recap. Meanwhile in the background, Lindsay ran out of the mess hall and puked, Heather and Gwen were being chased by a bear, Owen emerged from the water covered in leeches and his pants were ripped out by Duncan. "Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win the hundred grand? The losers are about to let it all hang out!" Chris continued as he went to different places on the island.


Confessional: Chris

"And you won't wanna miss a word!" Chris said.


"Coming up on Total. Drama. Island!" Chris ended the recap and took off on the dock with a jet-ski.


(Theme song)


Cut to Chris arriving at a resort island. "Welcome to Playa des Losers. The all-inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality show has-beens. When we are down to the two final competitors, their fate will be in the hands of these seventeen losers!" Chris explained as Justin dived from a diving board into a pool.

Meanwhile, Katie, Sadie and Noah were sitting in the pool bar. "He is so cute! Ah!" Sadie squealed as she fell off her seat into the water.

"Get my shirt wet, why don't you?" Noah said as he saw that his shirt got wet from the splash Sadie caused by falling into the water.

"Sorry, Noah! You really shouldn't wear a shirt near water though, that's just asking for it to get wet. Whoo! You guys should come in, it's so nice!" Sadie said as something approached her underwater. "Ow! Something bit me!" she yelled in pain as the thing attacked her.

"Was it a shark?" Katie gasped.

"Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water, brainiac." Noah sarcastically said.

"Noah's right. Besides, I think I saw the sharks getting seaweed mud wraps." Sadie said as she pointed toward some sharks in towels getting mud masks with Beth.

"If it wasn't a shark, what was it?" Katie asked as Izzy suddenly emerged.

"I think you got your answer." Noah said.

"Sorry about that. I just had the urge to bite something. Have you ever felt that? Like you just have to sink your teeth into something? Maybe that's how sharks feel, huh?" Izzy asked.

"Mm." One of the sharks said as it shrugged.

"Awesome! Okay, bye!" Izzy said as she went back underwater.

"Well that was something." Noah rolled his eyes.


Cut to Geoff and Bridgette making out in the hot tub. "As you can see, our campers have made themselves comfortable here at our luxury resort. Looks like Geoff and Bridgette are happy to be reunited." Chris voiced over.

"Dude! This resort is off the charts! I love being a loser! This is so much more my style. If I'd known how amazing this place was, I would've gotten my butt kicked off in the first episode! Plus, now Bridge and I can hang out." Geoff said as he continued making out with Bridgette.


Cut to Trent and DJ relaxing on chairs. "Can you believe this place is right around the corner from that crappy campground?" Trent said.

"Now this is what I'm talking about. I could hang here for a while." DJ said. However, suddenly, his Bunny which was on his lap, was grabbed by an eagle as it flew away. "Oh no! Bunny!" DJ yelled.


Cut to the eagle dropping Bunny on a grill which was opened by a sunburnt Cody. "After I got my body cast off and the stitches removed, I started to realize, this place is pretty sweet!" Cody said as he ate some sausages.

"Yo, Cody! Need some sunscreen? You're looking a bit pink, dude!" Trent called out.

"No thanks! I'm trying to get a tan! It attracts the ladies!" Cody replied and winked to the camera.


Cut to Tyler sitting by the pool. "Whoo! This place is awesome dudes! The air is fresh and the sun is amazing, way better than the island the show was on." Tyler cheered.

"Heh, you got that right!" Leshawna said as she fist bumped him.


Cut to Ezekiel in the hot tub wearing shades and a gold necklace with a Z on it with Geoff and Bridgette. "Yo, yo dawg! Check it out! Being famous has totally changed my life. I'm just kicking it, yo. Got me some fly bling, too. You like?" Ezekiel said as Geoff and Bridgette gave odd looks to him and then continued making out.


Cut to the pool bar. "Look! Someone's bikini bottom!" Izzy said as she emerged from the water with a green bikini bottom.

"I think that's yours, Izzy." Katie said.

"Oh crap, it is." Izzy said as she realized it was hers and dove underwater to put it back on.

Cut to Courtney sitting on a chair reading a magazine as she tossed it away. "I don't care how nice this place is, I'm not supposed to be here. After I was kicked off, I watched the episode to find out exactly what went on the night I was eliminated." Courtney began explaining.


(Flashback) Confessional: Harold

"You think you're so funny don't you Duncan. Let's see how you like it when someone messes with your love life." Harold said as he opened the vote box with a screwdriver and switched the voting images with new forged ones.


"It was all Harold's fault! I should be in the final five right now! When I find that little twerp, I'm gonna grab hold of him, and wring his skinny, awkward little neck! You hear me, Harold? I know you're hiding around here somewhere! He has to come out sometime. And when he does, he's going to get it." Courtney angrily said as she heard some noises and got up to search for him while Harold looked at her in fear from a bush.

"Okay. I guess what I did to Courtney was pretty heinous. It's just that Duncan wouldn't stop bugging me and stuff even after I stopped leaving my pants around. But I'm so starving, I barely ate anything since I got in here! I didn't even manage to get a single kiss from Leshawna!" Harold said as his stomach grumbled in hunger and he looked from the bush to see Courtney breaking a lamp post to beat him up with it. "This bites!" he said in frustration. He approached Trent and Ezekiel who were sitting in chairs, still in the bush.

"Psst! Hey, Zeke! Slide me some bologna?" Harold asked Ezekiel.

"Yeah, sure dawg!" Ezekiel said and threw a piece of toast at him as Harold bit it and went back into the bush.

"Dude, why are you helping him? Didn't you see what he did?" Trent asked Ezekiel.

"True. But he doesn't deserve to starve to death. And he sure can't come out here. Besides, he did help me learn that my sexism was wrong." Ezekiel replied.


(Flashback) "You messed up dude." Harold told Ezekiel as he was the last one to leave, leaving Ezekiel alone in the mess hall with Chef.

"Well that was… interesting." Chef said.


Cut to Tyler. "I learned a lot during my experience on the island with my team. Like, maybe sabotaging your team isn't the best idea, and if you're gonna do it, don't be so bad at it. Still, it's worth it considering how Lindsay's still there! Hey babe! Remember me? I hope!" Tyler said as he waved at the screen.


Cut to the pool bar. "Yeah, I was pretty shocked to be the ninth camper voted off. Apparently, I wasn't bossy, manipulative, or "dangerous" enough to make it through. You can't say I wasn't a team player, though."


(Flashback) "Oh, sorry. Woohoo! Way to throw those murder balls! Go, team, go!" Noah unenthusiastically cheered.


(Flashback) Confessional: Noah

"I took a nap in the woods and didn't bother to shoot anyone. I'm not gonna say that though, don't want a massive target on my back." Noah explained.


(Flashback) "It's okay, everyone! I'm back! Noah! Head's up!" Owen said and threw the box at Noah. Noah didn't bother to stop it and it went past him, crashing into Trent's head. "Oops. Buddy, why didn't you try to stop it?" he asked.


"What, you think I could have caught that box?" Noah replied.

"Yeah, I guess I did deserve to be voted off, I didn't really treat Owen with any respect. I'm still hoping he wins." Noah said.

"Oh, my gosh! We have so much to tell you since we've been here!" Sadie said.

"Can I say hi to my peeps back home? What's up, Toronto?" Katie waved at the camera.

"We're having so much fun here. This resort rocks!" Sadie cheered.

"Yeah. Total Drama Island was really hard. We even survived our first major fight." Katie said as flashbacks of Katie and Sadie's fight started playing.

"That was so sad, but we totally recovered." Sadie said.

"Totally." Katie agreed.

"And even though that was all like, so majorly hard, nothing was as hard as when we were separated. I couldn't stop crying and even got myself voted out for you!" Sadie told Katie.

"Aww, Sadie!" Katie giggled.


(Flashback) Cut to Sadie crying at the dock, waving goodbye to Katie who was leaving on the boat of losers. "I miss you already!" Sadie called out to Katie.

"I miss you more!" Katie called out back.

"No, I miss you more!" Sadie called out back.

"No way! I totally miss you more!" Katie called out back.

"I miss you infinitely more! Bye!" Sadie called out back for the last time as the boat left.


(Flashback) Confessional: Sadie

I told everyone to vote for me! I don't wanna be here without Katie!" Sadie cried.


Cut to Courtney walking around with a lamppost. "I'm in the middle of filing a lawsuit for wrongful termination of competition. These people are witnesses! I was unfairly kicked off!" Courtney angrily said while searching in bushes with the lamp post for Harold.

"Look, I get that you're mad but it's been weeks! Just relax a bit!" Trent said.

"Yeah, this much anger isn't good." DJ agreed while bandaging bunny.

"What's she talking about?" Katie asked.

"I don't know, I must've missed that episode." Noah said.

"Didn't see it. Don't care." Eva said while lifting weights.

"You all know what happened! Stop trying to act like you didn't to piss me off!" Courtney scoffed.

"Hey, give him a break already, eh? I got kicked off from the first–" Ezekiel tried to say but Courtney hit him with the lamp post before he could finish.

"You just would've been kicked off in another episode. No one liked you that much." Tyler told Courtney.

"That is so not true! Everyone likes me! I used to be a CIT!" Courtney said while crickets chirped and then suddenly a coconut fell on her head. "Ow! This is a coconut. We're in Muskoka, people! If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct! Ow!" she said as a pile of snow and a gnome on a sled fell on her.

"Are you santa?" Tyler asked the gnome sled away.


Cut to Eva getting steaks from the grill. "How would I characterize my experience? Easy. It sucked." Eva said as flashbacks of her being angry played. "My anger management issues improved a bit." Eva continued.

"Are you santa?" Tyler asked Eva as she slapped him with a steak, leaving a grill mark on his face as he collapsed.


Cut to the pool bar where Trent and Leshawna were also sitting now. "Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful." Noah said.

"He kissed a guy." Izzy said as she popped out of the water.

"No, I didn't!" Noah replied.

"Yes, you did." Izzy mocked.

"Didn't!" Noah angrily replied.

"Did!" Izzy mocked again.

"Did. Not." Noah angrily replied again.

"Did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did!" Izzy mockingly sang.

"Uh, I can break this tie. He totally did." Trent interrupted as a flashback of Noah kissing Cody's ear played.

"I have... no comment." Noah said.

"Uh, string bean, are you sure you didn't learn anything valuable?" Leshawna asked in a judging voice.

"Fine. I guess I learnt not to be so sarcastic, be helpful and not treat my friends like dirt. Happy?" Noah sighed.

"Very." Leshawna chuckled.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! I got a letter from my bro that says I finally got accepted to the hockey team at school!" Tyler came with his phone and told them as Katie and Sadie squealed.

"Eee! Congratulations, you just peaked. It's all downhill from here, honey." Noah mocked.

"Maybe if I show them how many pull ups I can do, or finally do a practice run without tripping I can be the captain!" Tyler said.

"Good luck with that." Noah rolled his eyes.

"What did I say, string bean?" Leshawna said as Noah sighed.

"So Trent, if you could say something to the five remaining campers, what would it be?" Chris came and asked Trent.

"Uh, I guess I'd tell Gwen that I was rooting for her. And... I miss her." Trent replied.


(Flashback) "I understand. I want you to be tough and fight through the end. I'll be watching and cheering for you back home." Trent told Gwen.


(Flashback) Confessional: Trent

"The fact that Gwen is so smart and independent, coupled with the fact that she's incredible to look at, is just making me nuts. She rocks my world. So yeah, I'll take a skunk shot for her any day." Trent said.


(Flashback) "Hey. Snagged you an extra muffin." Trent told Gwen as he gave her a muffin.


"She's special. And I think I'm in love with her." Trent said.

"Aww!" Katie, Sadie and Tyler awed in response.

"I just hope she's still not ticked at me about the Heather thing. She was pretty upset at me when I was eliminated." Trent continued.

"I would be. If she were me, and you were still you, you would be seriously maimed." Izzy said.

"Uh, that's a little harsh." Trent replied.

"You kissed her mortal enemy!" Izzy replied.

"It wasn't my fault! I was tricked!" Trent defended himself.

"Yeah, right. That's what they all say! "My lips did what they wanted. My lips have a mind of their own. Blah, blah, blah, fish cakes, blah, blah, blah, I'm a liar. Blah, blah, blah." Haha." Izzy laughed.

"Okay. Didn't you help her with that anyway?" Trent questioned.

"Oh, sure, blame everyone but yourself. Oh, that is so you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. Ahh…" Izzy said and peed in the pool.

"Ah!" Noah, Katie and Sadie said as they pulled their feet to themselves alongside Trent and Leshawna when they realized what Izzy did so their legs didn't touch the pee filled water.

"Eww, Izzy!" Trent said in disgust.

"That is so gross!" Tyler said.

"What? It's chlorinated. Sheesh." Izzy rolled her eyes and dove underwater.


Cut to Chris on the dock. "And there you have it. Stay tuned to hear the answer to the question everyone wants to know. What do the losers think of the final five? And who will they vote to win? These answers and more coming up." Chris said.


Cut to Chris after the break in front of the grill. "Okay. You've seen how the losers are spending their time. Now it's time to find out what they think of the final five." Chris said.

"Heather can kiss my butt! It's all her fault I'm stuck in this place! She's a scum-sucking, backstabbing witch and I'm going to enjoy watching her go down!" Eva angrily said.

"Wow, tell us how you really feel." Chris said.

"I just did." Eva replied.


Cut to Izzy on the grill, grilling coconuts. "Just throwing a few shrimps on the barbie. Hey Noah, that means you." Izzy said as Noah glared at her from the pool bar. "Haha, just kidding. Okay. Well, I think Heather is a total psycho." Izzy said.

"You know, I'd agree but you're the one saying this." Eva said.

"I don't think either of you have the right to call anyone psycho." Chris said as Eva kicked him in the kiwis again in response.


Cut to Courtney searching for Harold with the lamp post. "Heather is a formidable competitor, but I can't say I approve of her tactics. I mean, kissing Gwen's boyfriend and stealing her diary? So uncalled for." Courtney said as she continued searching.

"Heather was definitely the sc- second scariest" Harold tried to say in a nearby bush but then corrected himself when he saw Courtney. "female on the island, I mean she did ninja blackmail on me, that's hardcore! But I can handle her." he continued as he heard leaves rustling. "Did you hear something? Ow!" He asked as he was hit with a lamp post by Courtney.

"There you are, you little traitor!" Courtney said as she started beating up Harold with the lamp post.

"Aw, aw, aw, aw, aw. Oh, oh!" Harold grunted in pain as he was beaten up by Courtney.

"Ha. Poor sucker." Trent chuckled, sitting on a chair alongside Tyler and Leshawna.

"Wow. Glad she wasn't my CIT." Tyler said.

"Poor Harold, I guess he did deserve it." Leshawna said.

"So, Trent, Leshawna, Tyler, give us your take on Heather." Chris came and asked the three.

"I hope I never meet anyone like her ever again." Trent said.

"Oh, do not get me started on that girl!" Leshawna angrily said.

"She is really mean to Lindsay. Like, really mean." Tyler said.


(Flashback) "I'm calling my parents, you cannot make me stay here." Heather said as she walked towards the luggage.


(Flashback) "Great! That's just great! Why do we keep losing, people? If you're gonna lock me in the fridge, at least win!" Heather yelled at her team.


(Flashback) Heather angrily threw a ball at Tyler's kiwis.

"Mommy?" Tyler whined, clutching his kiwis in pain.


(Flashback) "Why don't you dodge this?" Heather said and threw a kayak at Tyler's head.

"Ow!" Tyler groaned in pain as the kayak hit him.


(Flashback) Confessional: Heather

"I had to take the leadership role. Hello, we're on a losing streak. And really, everyone else on the team is pretty useless." Heather complained.


Cut to Ezekiel sitting by the pool with Katie and Sadie. "She was pretty bossy, eh." Ezekiel said.

"Yeah, she was bossy." Katie said as Sadie nodded.


(Flashback) "Whatever. He just loves ruining our mornings. Lindsay, go warm up the shower for me. Now! And remember…" Heather told Lindsay but was interrupted by her.

"Not too hot this time, I know." Lindsay yawned.


(Flashback) "Ahem. What took you so long?" Heather asked.

"Was I supposed to come find you ?" Lindsay replied.

"Hello? Alliance, anyone?" Heather rolled her eyes.


(Flashback) "No! Make Noah get my makeup bag from the cabin or get it yourself!" Heather replied.

"I'm not gonna do it." Noah said and left, upsetting Owen.

"But the bees." Owen said.

"Now!" Heather yelled as Owen sighed and left.


Cut to Beth on a chair. "I wish I told her off before I left!" Beth said.


Cut to Sadie, Katie and Ezekiel. "If none of us even like her, how did Heather get into the final 5?" Sadie asked.

"Cause she's a conniving, backstabbing, little witch! That's why!" Eva replied.

"Well, she was more focused than you four, that's for sure. I guess I should be upset at her for kind of causing me to be voted out but I guess I deserved it." Noah shrugged.


Cut to Courtney sitting by the pool. "Who would I like to win? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I-I think I'd have to pick... Duncan. Don't tell the others though, okay?" Courtney said as flashbacks of her and Duncan played.

"Oh, we already know. You were all over him." Izzy said from the pool as Courtney saw multiple people had surrounded her.

"My golden lab drools less over a rib eye steak." Noah sarcastically said.

"And we eavesdropped again." Tyler said.

"Ugh! You people are so annoying!" Courtney said and stormed off.


Cut to DJ sitting on a chair with Bunny alongside Geoff and Bridgette. "Duncan? Man, that is one tough dude. I saw him wrestle a grizzly bear to the ground." DJ said and punched the side of his chair, sending Bunny flying away. "Bunny!" he yelled.

"Dude, that's the fifth time that happened today." Geoff said.

"Ugh, I'll get him." DJ said as he went to get Bunny.

"Anyways, Duncan's cool. I'd invite him to my parties." Geoff said.

"I don't get what you, DJ and Courtney see in him. He's a bully and he voted you off." Bridgette said.

"Oh come on Bridge, he ain't that bad! He has a soft side, like how he got DJ a new Bunny." Geoff told Bridgette.

"Well, I guess that's fair. Speaking of that, we still didn't tell him about Bunny did we?" Bridgette asked Geoff.

"Yeah, we should tell him about that when he gets back." Geoff said.

"Hey guys, what's wrong?" DJ asked as he came back with Bunny.

"Well, DJ I have to tell you something bro. That's not Bunny." Geoff told DJ.

"Uh, what do you mean?" DJ asked.

"When you gave Bunny to me to look after him in the trust challenge, he accidentally got eaten by an eagle or something, I don't fully remember. Duncan found you a new bunny, that's the new one he got. Sorry I didn't tell you dude." Geoff said.

"Nah, I'm just glad you did tell me in the end, and this just proves that Duncan is good after all." DJ said and took a seat.

"Right on, bro." Geoff said as the two fist-bumped.


Cut to Harold on a tree with a lamp post tied around his body. "Duncan? I hate that guy. He made me pee my pants. He drew on my face with a marker. He stole my special edition gamer headphones. He strung my underwear up a flagpole, put hot sauce in them, and fed them to me for lunch in an underwear sandwich!" Harold explained as flashbacks of Duncan's torment played.


(Flashback) "Gross!" Harold said as he realized he ate a sandwich made of his own underwear as Geoff, Duncan and Tyler laughed.


"I don't get why anyone likes him at all. He's beyond annoying. Idiot!" Harold said and ended up falling off the tree.


"I guess Duncan's not as tough as he seems. Courtney, Geoff and DJ all showed me that he has a sweet side to him." Bridgette said as she, Geoff and DJ were now in the hot tub. Ezekiel tried to approach her underwater but then immediately swam away when she noticed him.


Cut to Tyler drinking a drink on a chair. "Well, I think he's pretty cruel. He convinced me to pull pranks on Harold so I could be his friend and then backstabbed me to vote me off! Besides, anyone who treats deer and trees badly is not a friend to deer or trees." Tyler said as a flashback of Duncan nooging a deer and carving into a tree played.


Cut to the pool bar. "Owen? He was so much fun." Katie said.

"He was kinda mean in the dodgeball game." Sadie said.

"Oh, I know." Katie replied.


(Flashback) "Great Gatsby, that is it! Game on! " Owen yelled and threw four balls at the Bass, each of them hitting their targets.


"He's alright, out of all the people here he's one of the people who I'd never think I'd be friends with and yet here we are." Noah said.


Cut to Geoff, Bridgette and DJ in the hot tub. "Owen? That guy was so fun!" Geoff said.

"Yeah, I loved the positive energy that he brought." Bridgette said.

"Seriously? That guy is disgusting!" Courtney came and complained.


(Flashback) "What are you doing?" Noah asked Owen who was spilling a greenish yellow liquid on himself.

"Masking my scent so the deer don't smell me coming." Owen replied.

"Tell me that isn't…" Leshawna said but was interrupted.

"Pee? Yes. Yes it is!" Owen said proudly.


"Still, you can't deny he's the nicest person left." DJ said.

"Pfft, as if that's important." Courtney said and left.


Cut back to the pool bar. "Owen's a cool guy, he'd be my second choice for winner." Trent said.

"We all know who your first choice is." Sadie said.

"Yeah, Gwen's definitely my choice." Trent replied.

"Okay, but come on. She's smart, but she's not exactly a team player. I was a team player. It should be me!" Courtney came and complained.

"Right, because you were so useful. You would have been kicked off in the second episode if that hobo guy didn't randomly decide to be sexist." Noah said.

"Yeah, but I was also unfairly eliminated!" Courtney replied.

"You're here. You lost. Get over it." Noah said. Courtney responded by throwing a glass of juice at him, knocking him off his chair.

"She let herself get buried alive for her team." Trent argued.


(Flashback) "Goodbye, cruel world!" Gwen said before she was fully buried alive.


"Not to mention how many challenges she won." Trent continued.

"Yeah, Gwen's definitely the most deserving. Girl's been through a ton." Leshawna agreed.

"Whatever." Courtney rolled her eyes and left.


Cut to Tyler on a chair. "She was kind of harsh sometimes." Tyler said.


(Flashback) "Communal bathrooms? But I'm not catholic." Lindsay asked, confused.

"Not communion. Communal. " Chris corrected her.

"It means we shower together. Idiot." Gwen told her.

"Aww, d- no! C'mon!" Lindsay whined.


"Well, I guess her winning the challenge that I threw was cool." Tyler said.


(Flashback) "Gwen! Congratulations, soldier. I'd go to war with you anytime." Chef told Gwen.

"Uh… I'll definitely keep that in mind when choosing my career." Gwen said and left with the rest of her team.

"You do that, soldier! You do that." Chef sniffed.


Cut to the hot tub. "Well, I think Gwen's really cool. Her and Leshawna were so nice to me when we switched teams. I'd vote for her or Owen to win." Bridgette said as Ezekiel approached her underwater again. She noticed this and hit him in the head to make him go away and then made out with Geoff.


Cut to Tyler. "Okay, let's talk about Lindsay." Tyler said but was greeted by crickets chirping. "Oh come on! Does anybody have anything to say about her?" he asked.

"Well I do. She's an idiot who has no chance of winning and only made it so far due to being carried by a better player." Courtney said.

"Oh come on! She beat you in the ski challenge!" Tyler argued.

"She just got lucky! That challenge was a fluke!" Courtney argued back.

"No offense man, but she's right. She's not gonna win unless she realizes that Heather is a bitch, even then the other four are way more competent. Her chances of winning are approximately 0,01%" Harold said while laying down nearby bush.

"Ugh, I can't believe you made me agree with him on something!" Courtney angrily told Tyler.

"Well, I think she is so fetch." Sadie said from the pool bar.

"She has the best style. We've been friends since the beginning." Katie agreed.

"You weren't even on the same team." Noah pointed out as he swam in the water.

"Irregardless." Katie replied.

"Anyway, she's not winning dude, sorry." Noah told Tyler.

"You're all just a bunch of haters! She'll show you!" Tyler angrily said and stormed off.


Cut to the night where everyone was gathered around the pool while Trent was playing guitar. "Dude, you got cooked today." Trent told a sunburnt Cody as he took a seat next to him.

"Who? Me? Ouch, aw, aw, aw, aw, aw. Little sensitive, heh-heh." Cody said as he hurt his sunburn from sitting.

"So, who do you guys want to win if you could vote right now?" DJ asked.

"Can I pick Sadie?" Katie asked while swimming in the pool with a floatie.

"Aww, you'd pick me and not you?" Sadie said, also in a pool floatie.

"Duh. You can't vote for yourself, that's tacky." Katie replied.

"'Kay, I'll vote for you to win and you'll vote for me to win." Sadie replied.

"Girls? You have to be in the final five to get a vote, remember?" Courtney said as she cleared her throat.

"Oh, yeah. I don't know then." Sadie said.

"Well, I think Gwen should win." Cody said.

"Really? But she rejected you on international TV for someone cooler, hunkier and more stylish." Tyler said.

"Thanks for pointing that out, Tyler. Heheh. Gwen is my dream girl. I'm just not her dream guy. But as long as she's happy, hey, I'm happy. Hehe." Cody replied.

"That's really cool dude." Trent said as he touched Cody's shoulder.

"Ah! Hurts. Heh-heh." Cody said in pain.

"Oops, sorry man." Trent apologized.

"I can't decide between Owen and Gwen. They're both really cool." Bridgette said.

"Owen, definitely." Harold said as he nodded.

"But you'd vote for Duncan, right?" Courtney told him.

"Why would I do that?" Harold asked.

"Because if you don't, I'm going to post all of your little love letters to Leshawna on the internet." Courtney whispered to him.

"Fine. Whatever. I'll vote for Duncan." Harold said. "Not." he then immediately turned around and snickered.

"What did you say!" Courtney said and got into a slap fight with Harold.

"Oh, let go of me! Hey! Whoa!" Harold grunted as he fell into the water with Courtney.

"Excellent." Noah chuckled.

"I think Owen should win as well." Beth said.

"I can agree with that." Noah said as flashbacks of his friendship with Owen played.

"Owen, definitely. Dude can chug three liters of pop under a minute. He deserves a hundred Gs." Geoff said.


(Flashback) Owen was chugging a full bottle of soda and finished. He burped an entire song in one burp which grossed out some people but impressed most of the people as they clapped.


"Yeah, but I don't think anyone's giving Duncan enough credit. He woke up from a monster's nap and helped us win the dodgeball challenge. He's my choice." DJ said as the flashback of Duncan leading his team through the dodgeball challenge played.

"Okay, that's true. That was some sick prison strategy pulled out of his butt. I'll vote him or Owen to win." Geoff said as he fist bumped DJ.

"He had all five of you wailing on one opponent at the same time. I like his style." Eva said.

"I still think Lindsay should win." Tyler said while no one bothered to argue. Suddenly Chris popped from a random cloud of pixie dust out of nowhere.

"Ha, ha. Okay, losers! It is time for the most unexpected twist of all time. Tonight you will be deciding who is the next camper eliminated from Total Drama Island." Chris said.

"I vote Heather." Eva immediately said as she heard what he said.

"Make that two." Beth said.

"Count me in!" Leshawna said.

"It's not gonna work like that! First, each one of you chooses who you want to win on this board by sticking this sticker of your face in the area of the camper you want to win." Chris said as he pulled out a drawing board with sections of the Final 5 members there.


Cut to after everyone stuck their sticker. Owen had the most with eight stickers, (Ezekiel,Justin,Beth,Katie,Sadie,Noah,Harold,Izzy) Duncan had four stickers (Courtney,Eva,DJ,Geoff) while Gwen also had four (Cody,Bridgette,Leshawna,Trent). Lindsay only had one (Tyler) while Heather had none.

"Lindsay only has me? Come on!" Tyler complained.

"Here's how it's gonna work. There are no marshmallows. I want one from each team to step up for a challenge to decide who wins. The one that does the worst is eliminated." Chris said.

"No way." Tyler said.

Since Heather has none, someone from another team must do the challenge for her." Chris said.

"I'll do it!" Izzy volunteered.

"What! Why?" Eva angrily asked.

"Well, it's not like anyone else was gonna do it." Izzy shrugged.

"Fair enough." Eva replied.

"I'll do it for Team Lindsay!" Tyler volunteered.

"You were the only one on her team anyway." Noah said.

"I'll do it for Gwen!" Cody volunteered.

"Do your best!" Trent told him.

"I'll do it for Owen if no one else volunteers." Noah said.

"Huh, you actually wanna do a challenge?" Leshawna said in shock.

"I figured I owed him." Noah shrugged.

"I'm obviously going to do it for Duncan, I have the best challenge skills here." Courtney said.

"No you don't." Eva said quietly so she didn't hear her.

"Now that all the competitors are ready, your challenge is to find a parrot! The one that finds the best parrot will win invincibility for the camper they are representing and the one that finds the worst will cause their campers to be eliminated!" Chris said as they all gasped.

"Find a really shitty looking parrot." Eva whispered to Izzy.

"Aye, aye captain!" Izzy said and saluted.

"Ready, Go!" Chris said as Izzy,Courtney,Noah,Tyler and Cody ran to the woods.


Cut to Cody searching in the woods. "What kind of lame challenge is this anyway? I can't even touch anything hardly since I'm sunburnt! Maybe I should have just let Trent do it. Sorry Gwen." Cody sighed and pulled out some bread from his pants to eat. "Wait a minute! This reminds me of the time I got mauled by a bear! Maybe if I used this bread to make a track…" he said as he threw bread crumbs at the ground. Suddenly a parrot came to eat them. "Yes!" he cheered as he made a trail of breadcrumbs for the parrot to eat toward the pool.


Cut to Noah searching in the woods. "If I was a parrot, where would I be?" Noah asked himself as he suddenly got an idea. "Squawk! Squawk!" he started yelling as a parrot came.

"Squawk! Squawk!" It yelled back as Noah grabbed it.


Cut to Izzy looking at a parrot. "No spoilers! I'm gonna make Mr. Parrot the best parrot you've ever seen!" Izzy said as she covered the camera with her hand.


Cut to Courtney on a tree trying to get a parrot that was on a branch with a net. "Come on… Yes! Ah!" Courtney said as she managed to catch the parrot with the net but ended up falling off the tree when the branch broke.


Cut to Tyler looking around when he saw a parrot. "Hah! Got you!" Tyler said and tried to tackle the parrot but the parrot dodged. "Ah, get back here!" he said and tried to catch the parrot multiple times but failed. "Come on, work with me here! My girlfriend is gonna lose if I don't get you!" Tyler told the parrot.

"Cacaw!" The parrot yelled and started punching Tyler.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Argh!" Tyler said as he was beaten up and sent into the air as the parrot flew away.


Cut back to the pool as Cody, Courtney, Noah and Izzy all came back. "Alright, let's see what you guys got." Chris told them.

"Here you go sir." Cody said as he gave Chris the parrot.

"Hm, it looks well fed and its feathers aren't ruffled. 8/10." Chris said.

"Yes!" Cody cheered.

"Good job, string bean!" Leshawna told Cody.

"Here." Noah said as he gave his parrot.

"Hm, its feathers are ruffled, not to mention it has black eyes. I like parrots with colored eyes more. 5/10." Chris said.

"If it's enough to not get him out." Noah replied.

"Here, just say Duncan gets immunity already." Courtney said as she gave Chris her parrot.

"Overconfident much?" Harold said quietly so she didn't hear it.

"Hm, well I like red parrots with green eyes the most so this is a 10/10! Duncan wins immunity!" Chris said.

"Yes!" Courtney cheered.

"Gosh!" Harold said in frustration.

"Anyways, Izzy let's see what you got!" Chris told Izzy.

"Watch out! I don't think Mr. Parrot likes you!" Izzy warned Chris.

"Just give it to me." Chris said as he forcefully took the parrot.

"Squawk! Fuck you!" Mr. Parrot said as it gave the middle finger to Chris.

"What! What did that parrot just say to me! You think you're so tough don't you, you little-" Chris angrily told the parrot but then it suddenly started attacking him.

"Chris McLean is a faggot!" Mr. Parrot said as it attacked Chris.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Gah! Stop!" Chris yelled in pain while being pecked by the parrot as everyone laughed at him.

"Ok, Mr. Parrot, that was so funny!" Izzy said as Mr. Parrot flew away.

"Gah! 1/10! Get that disgrace of a parrot out of my face!" Chris said.

"Yes! No way Heather gets out of this!" Eva said.

"Uh, where's Tyler?" Noah asked.

"Well, if he doesn't come in a minute I'll have to disqualify him." Chris said as the campers gasped.

"Come on Tyler, where are you?" Beth said.

"What does that jock think he's doing?" Eva angrily said.

"Hey guys, look!" Izzy said and pointed at Tyler flying through the air and then he crashed into Chris when he landed.

"Ow! Dude! Where have you been? Where is your parrot?" Chris asked.

"I… I couldn't get one. I found one and was beaten up by it." Tyler replied.

"Well, if that's the case, you know what happens next." Chris said.

"Wait, you don't mean…" Tyler said in fear.

"I do! Since you couldn't find a parrot, Lindsay is out of the game!" Chris told Tyler as everyone gasped.

"What? No way!" Eva said.

"Argh. Polly wanna Lindsay." said a parrot offscreen.

"Noooooooo!" Tyler yelled as it was shown that the campers were watching this footage on a TV in the Island.

"Lindsay, time for you to go." Chris told Lindsay.

"Okay, I'm so confused." Lindsay said when suddenly Heather burst into laughter. "Heather? Why are you laughing? I lost!" she asked.

"Oh sorry, that's just wow! Losing to a parrot? Just how pathetic is that guy! They should just call him jockless instead of jock." Heather snickered.

"But we were going to the final two together." Lindsay asked.

"Guess we're not." Heather replied.

"Aren't you even sad? We're BFFs" Lindsay said.

"Yeah, for the contest. I mean, it's not like we're gonna be best friends for life or anything." Heather rolled her eyes as Lindsay gasped.


Confessional: Lindsay

"I can't believe she said that!" Lindsay said.


"I can't believe you just said that! But we pinkie swore! You mean, I've been helping you all this time and you didn't even like me?" Lindsay asked.

"Uh, truth? Not really, no. I never liked you, I would've gotten your incompetent ass voted off a long time ago if you weren't an extra vote. It's the Final 4 now, I don't really need you anymore. I was gonna trick you into taking the Boat of Losers if I ever got voted off anyway so you would be gone here anyway." Heather said as Lindsay gasped. "What? We're not here to make friends, we're here to become celebrities, remember?" she continued while the other 3 glared at her.

"Ooh, that's cold, brah." Duncan said.

"Oh, like you're such a team player. All you do is go around scaring the crap out of everyone." Heather scoffed.

"At least I'm straight with people!" Duncan replied.

"Whatever. I win, you lose. Get over it." Heather replied and started walking away.

"You really are mean! And all that bad stuff people say about you is true. Like how you're a two-faced, back-stabbing lying little (very prolonged censor beep)" Lindsay cursed at Heather and gave her the middle finger while everybody looked shocked. "I always told them they were wrong. I stood up to you because I thought we were genuinely BFFs! I ignored every single time you were mean to me! But they're right! You really are a two-faced, back-stabbing lying little (very prolonged censor beep) And guess what? I don't wanna be BFFS anymore! I'd rather spend the day smelling Owen's dirty butt than going shopping with you. And P.S. Your shoes are tacky!" she finished.

"Yeah! You tell her!" Gwen said while Owen and Duncan laughed.

"Oh, go jump in a volcano!" Heather angrily said as she stormed off.


Confessional: Lindsay

I don't know what came over me. Oh, wait, yes I do! Heather's a total (censor beep)!


Cut to Lindsay walking down the Dock of Shame while the other campers were there. "Bye guys! See you at the finale!" Lindsay told Gwen and Duncan as she walked toward the Boat of Losers, neither of them looked really upset to see her go. "Aww, I think I'm gonna miss you the most Omar." she told a really sad looking Owen as she hugged him.

"Me too! Bye!" Owen said as he hugged her back tightly while crying.

"Good luck, Heather. I hope you get everything your karma owes you." Lindsay told Heather as she walked by her. "Okay. I'm ready. I hope Tyler isn't too said" she said as she got on the Boat of Losers and left.

"And with that, we're down to four. Tune in next week to see the dramatic almost conclusion of Total. Drama. Island!" Chris said.

"Argh. Chris is a faggot." said Mr. Parrot offscreen.

"Will somebody please shut that parrot up?" Chris angrily said.


BONUS CLIP

Lindsay's Audition Tape

Lindsay was filming herself in her room on her bed with a rabbit plush. "The audition sheet says to list my best qualities, but ha, there's so many. I'm pretty and smart, and I get along with everyone. Even ugly girls and nerdy boys, I have so many friends! Mhm. I love camping, even though I've never gone. I've been on Star Stalker magazine once.I have bikinis for every season, even the ones not listed on the calendar, I love all kinds of fashion. Cowgirl is my favorite, oh and I'm bi-languageal. I speak fluent English and American." Lindsay explained as the tape ended.


Merge: Duncan,Gwen,Heather,Owen

Eliminated Campers:

5. Lindsay

6. Geoff

7. Izzy

8. DJ

9. Harold

10. Leshawna

11. Trent

12. Eva

MERGE

13. Bridgette

14. Courtney

15. Tyler

16. Noah

17. Cody

x. Izzy

18. Sadie

19. Katie

20. Beth

21. Justin

x. Eva

22. Ezekiel

This chapter is easily the longest yet and it shows. Anyway, it was fun getting to write for some of the eliminated campers. Lindsay's gone, she mostly made it so far since I needed the bike challange to be Harold's elimination and she made it this far cuz i couldn't boot her anywhere else. She still gets to cuss out Heather, would be cruel to remove that. Just gonna say the next few episodes are honestly gonna be pretty simmilar to cannon, they all work well but there will be some changes to EP 25 and EP 26.