-The Hero Of Time-
Link sat in the waiting room patting his legs. The doctor came in and Link stood up. Oh god, here it is. His anxiety started to kick up.
"D-doc, is she ok?" Link asked.
"Yes. She'll be fine."
"Oh thank god."
"But uh…"
"Huh?"
The guards came in. They gave Link a stern look. He was taken aback. What's going on? Why were they looking at him like that? They surrounded him and one of them took out their cuffs. He was going to pull out his sword, but it was gone. The doctors must've pulled it off and they kept it. Dammit, he took a defensive stance, but he stopped when one of the guards took out a smash taser gun. The taser gun specializes in paralyzing any smash character. It doesn't hurt them, but they can no longer move. It also follows them no matter how fast they run. Link knew better than to fight back. He let them cuff him.
"What is the meaning of this?!" Link yelled.
"You're under arrest for the stabbing of Princess Zelda."
"SHE STABBED HERSELF!"
"Yeah, yeah tell it to the judge."
The guards walked Link out of the hospital and into smash jail.
"You can't do this!" Link screamed.
"Oh shut up, murderer!"
"Ask Zelda what happened! She'll tell you!"
"We can't. She's going to be unconscious for a while and until then we're going to keep you locked up."
"Are you serious?"
"We don't want you to hurt anyone else."
"This is ridiculous!"
"Whatever. Goodnight, Fairy boy."
The guards slammed the door and left. Link kicked the bars. He couldn't believe that they thought that he was the one that stabbed Zelda. It was her! Was this her plan? Is that why she grabbed his sword? To fucking frame him for murder?! He thought she wanted him to be with her. How can he be with her if he's in jail? What exactly is she going for?
-Space Adventure-
Little Mac and Metaknight went over to Olimar's. He didn't live in the smash mansion. He lived in a tiny house with a big yard, near the mansion. He somehow convinced Villager to build him one. They knocked on his door, but he didn't answer.
"Well how are we gonna get an astronaut suit now?" Little Mac complained.
"Well gee. Oh hey, I know! We can borrow his spaceship."
"We can't do that."
"Why not?"
"That's stealing."
"Nah, Olimar and I are best friends."
"You two are?"
"Yeah! He'll let me."
Metaknight motioned Little Mac to follow. He did and they climbed over Olimar's fence. There sat a giant but also not so giant Rocketship.
"Welp, here it is," Metaknight chirped.
"Uh, I don't think we could fit."
"Sure we can. Well I can for sure."
"Ok, but despite my name I'm a big guy."
"Hmm, that's true. Aww fish paste!"
"Fish paste?"
"Well… I'm all out of ideas."
"Come on, Metaknight you got to have something? Kirby mentioned something about a warp star before. That star she rides on. Do you have one of those too?"
"How are ya gonna breathe?"
"Oh yeah, good point."
"Oh wait! I have a giant battleship. It's called the Halbush."
"The Halbush?"
"Sure."
"Cool! C-can you take us to Popstar with it."
"Oh diddly-doo of course I can~"
Little Mac followed Metaknight somewhere a bit far from the mansion area. They journeyed to Melee Mountain. There was a large area with no trees. Metaknight pressed a button and the floor lifted up into the air like a hatch. Metaknight had a giant underground bunker with this giant ass ship that was in the shape of a penis and it had his face as the tip.
"Metaknight, how did you do this?" Little Mac's jaws dropped.
"I dunno."
"You don't know?"
"Anyway it's my ship. I can take you to Popstar with this and you won't have to worry about not breathing."
"That's awesome!"
The two made their way inside the ship. Sword and Blade were there. They keep watch and make sure everything is ok.
Blade: "Metaknight! What brings you here?"
Metaknight: "Well howdy-doo! I'm taking this here feller Little Mac to planet Popstar."
Little Mac: "H-hi."
Blade: "Sir, why are you talking like that?"
Metaknight: "Like what?"
The real Metaknight was watching the whole thing.
R. Metaknight: "Sword! Blade! It is not me! Please, whatever you guys do, don't take Little Mac to Popstar."
Blade: "Uh, are you feeling under the weather, Sir Metaknight?"
R. Metaknight: "Yes Blade! It's not me!"
Metaknight: "Nah, I'm good. Actually I'm feeling better! I haven't felt this happy well since ever!"
Blade: "Hmm, well ok then."
Little Mac: "So you could take us?"
R. Metaknight: "Noooo! Guys this metaknight is not me! It's a parasite! Don't trust it."
Blade: "Yeah, I trust Sir Metaknight with my life."
Metaknight: "Well let's go then!"
Blade and Sword started the engine. Metaknight stood in the middle and stared at the giant window. The Halberd rose up and began taking off into the sky. Little Mac watched as the sky went from the beautiful purple night sky to almost pitch black full of stars. He was now in space. He started to hyperventilate. Boxers don't belong in space. This was a whole other level. Metaknight walked over to him and pat his thigh.
"It's all good, Little Mac. We'll get to uh… Planet… Uh whatchamacallit?"
"Um, Popstar."
"Poptart! That's right! Yeah, we're gonna get there."
"Metaknight you doing ok? You've been actin funny."
"I'm super duper ok."
"Ok but like the Metaknight I know is edgy and cool."
R. Metaknight: "Yes Little Mac! Don't listen to him. He's not me!"
Metaknight: "Oh, yeah I used to act like that, but now I'm free."
Little Mac: "Free?"
Metaknight: "Yeah, I've been finally feeling myself."
Little Mac: "Well, ok I guess. If ya say so."
R. Metaknight: "NOOOO!"
Blade and Sword got sleepy, so Metaknight took over the ship. Little Mac felt uncomfortable. Something didn't seem right. Metaknight seemed to be on drugs or something. He forgot the name of the place they were going. However, it's a bit too late to leave now. He has no choice but to trust the swordsman.
"Alright, Little Mac are you ready for warp speed?" Metaknight chirped.
"Warp speed?"
"Here we go!"
Before Little Mac could say anything, he felt an immense pressure. They were going so fast, that when he opened his eyes for a split second his arms looked like spaghetti. It felt like his head was about to be split open. Then it stopped. He opened his eyes and he saw a giant gray planet that they were approaching.
"We're here. I hope you brought a jacket because it do be cold."
-The Clones-
Clone Sonic was running as usual, but someone caught his eye. It was Samus. He ran by her and halted to a stop. He tapped her shoulder. She looked at him shocked. He gave her his signature cocky smile and then winked. He saw that she blushed and looked away. Alright, he did his job for the day. He sped off and continued to run for another hour.
Once Sonic was done with his daily run, he made his way back to the mansion and forced himself to eat a chili dog. Ugh, so gross. He'll get used to it eventually, right? He sighed to himself and checked his phone. He made sure to put reminders in his calendar app. Let's see running for fours hours: Check! Eating Chili dog: Check! Flirting with Samus: Check! Next, taking a short nap: Not Check.
Sonic made his way to his room and collapsed on the bed. He was exhausted, but sleep wouldn't take him. How does the original do it? This is a waste of time. He gave up and snuck into the library. Ah, sweet library. He hasn't been here since he met his original, which was about a week ago. Oh how he missed the smell of old books.
Sonic looked around to make sure that no one was paying any attention to him. If Clone Ness saw him here, that would be bad. Honestly if anyone from the smash roster caught him here, the word would spread to Mario. He did not want to upset his boss. He's seen what he did to the original Ness. It didn't look pretty.
It wouldn't hurt to read a little bit, right? He scanned the Sci-Fi section and randomly grabbed a book. He sat down at the corner of the library. This way he could hide. Sitting at the table would be too easy to spot. He opened the book and began reading.
"So you read now?"
Sonic jumped up causing him to drop his book. He looked up to see Samus.
"S-Samus, what're you doing here?"
"I followed you. I was curious as to what you were up to."
"I-it's not what it looks like."
"Then what're you doing?"
"I uh, I was reading only because Ness kept bothering me about this book. He wouldn't shut up about it."
"So you're reading because Ness told you to? You don't even hang out with him."
"Uh… Well um… I have been lately."
"The nerd? He only hangs out with Lucas. He's not much of a people person."
"Ever since Villager's party, we've been talking."
"Really?"
"Y-yeah. He's been getting me into books, what can I say?"
"You've told me how much of a waste of time they were."
"That was before yes."
"Whatever. I'm here because I wanted to ask you something."
"Ask away."
"Why have you been flirting with me?"
"I want you back, Samus."
"Are you sure? Or do you have ulterior motives?"
"I really miss you. I know I messed up before, but I'm starting to feel like myself again."
"Sonic..."
"I want us to start over, but this time I promise I won't rush us."
"Won't rush me, huh? What did you do with the real Sonic?"
"The r-real Sonic?! Haha! I-I am the real Sonic."
"I was messing with ya."
"O-oh, right. Haha…"
"I know you want me back, but I already told you-
"I know. It's ok, Samus I get it. It's just… if you ever change your mind. I'll be waiting for you."
Samus blushed and smiled. She nodded at him and left the library. Things are going smoothly. The more he acts flirty and patient, the more she's considering this option. He didn't actually want her, but he knew he would get in trouble if he didn't get her back. It's ok, the plan seems to be working for now. She seems to like this fake confidence he's been masking up.
-Villager's Room-
After Villager was done washing Kirby. She went back to her corner and crawled into a ball. Thankfully he put his clothes back on her. The bath was traumatizing. He kept groping her tits and touching her shoulders. She tried to fight him back, but then he ducked her head in the water every time she misbehaved.
Villager entered her cage and kissed her goodnight. He climbed onto his bed and threw the covers over him. She had a hard time falling asleep. Tonight was the worst. The constant abuse he provided for her was too much. She kept replaying those awful memories in her head.
Kirby was getting close to falling asleep, but then she heard Villager moaning. He kept saying her name quietly. She peaked over to see what he was doing. She couldn't really see because it was dark and he was under the covers, but whatever it was, she hated it. It made her feel uncomfortable. She wanted it to stop, but what can she do? If she says anything, he'll attack her. Instead she covered her ears.
The next morning, Villager changed his clothes in front of her. She hated seeing his naked body. Everything about what he does is so uncomfortable. She covered her eyes, but when she did, he got angry.
"What, you don't like my body!" Villager screamed.
"S-sorry, it feels wrong to look."
"I want you to look! I'm your husband!"
"..."
"Fucking disgraceful bitch." He walked over and slapped her across the face as usual.
"S-sorry."
"Whatever, I'm going to go check on my traps."
She watched him leave the room.
"Please be safe Little Mac and Link," She said to herself.
-Villager's Room-
Villager arrived at the track. He knew Little Mac enjoyed running. He figured that the boxer would run a mile on this track, so he set up a pitfall trap. He checked the area, but no one seemed to have fallen into it yet. Where is Little Mac anyway? He hasn't seen Link either. He decided to check around the mansion. See if he could spot any of them.
As he walked around the mansion, he spotted Mario. The plumber was with his girlfriend, Princess Peach. He walked over to them and said hello.
"Hi, Villager," Peach greeted.
"Hey. I'm feeling better now."
"I've heard."
"Say, are you ok? You look hurt."
"Yes, I had an accident, but I'm ok."
Mario gave Villager an approval nod. He went over to him and they hugged.
"Oh Villager, I'm so glad you're feeling better," Mario said.
"Thanks, I'm glad too."
"Will I be seeing you around more?"
"Yes."
"That's-a good."
The three talked for a bit, but Mario and Peach were in the middle of a date, so Villager kindly left. He's on a mission to look for his two rivals after all. He continued to search, but someone caught his eye. He saw Simon knocking on Kirby's door. What does he want with Kirby? Villager walked over to him and greeted him.
"Villager? You're finally not sick!" Simon cheered.
"Yep. I'm all better now. Say, whatcha doin knockin on Kirby's door?"
"Oh, I'm worried about her. See, we've been talking about going on dates. I haven't heard from her, so I decided to go see if she's ok."
"D-date?" Villager's eyes twitched.
"Yeah, I know she's dating Little Mac or whatever, but I know she has a thing for me."
"That's funny, don't you know she left smash?"
"What? No way!"
"She did. Did someone take her note?"
"I didn't see any note."
"Huh? Odd."
"Whatever, I think Little Mac is controlling her and telling her to avoid people."
"It sounds like him. Say, have you seen him around?"
"No."
"Hmm, ok then."
"Why?"
"I wanted to talk to him. We're friends. Link is too! Have you seen him?"
"Oh, you don't know?"
"Know what?"
"Link went to jail for attempted murder."
"Oh did he now?"
"Yeah. He's a psychopath!"
"Thanks for the info."
"No prob."
Kirby tried to cheat on him with Simon too?! He had no idea how much of a slut she was! This made him furious. He was glad to hear that Link is gone, but now he has another rival to take down. Simon Belmont tried to steal his wife. He'll pay.
