-The Angels-
Dark Pit knows where the Rewind Spring is, but because the Travel Machine is off limits, he can't get there. If only he could fly. Then this wouldn't be such a problem. There is one solution to this, but it involves contacting Paluntena. He didn't want to because she's a bitch and would always bring this up, but pride aside, he needs to save Pit.
Sure Pit is annoying and all, but the truth is, Dark Pit actually liked his counterpart. He liked that Pit always wanted him around and talked to him about random shit. He liked his company, even though he pretended not to. He wanted everyone to think that he's mysterious and a badass, but deep inside he's a softie. He thought of Pit as a brother and that's why he's going out of his way to save him.
Dark Pit telepathically contacted Paluntena. She surprisingly answered.
"Pittoo?" She said in a surprised tone.
"Yeah, yeah, it's me."
"You never contact me. What's going on?"
"Pit has been trying to contact you. I'm surprised you picked up."
"Well, he constantly talks to me about stuff and I wanted to enjoy my vacation without any interruptions."
"Then why did you pick up with me?"
"Because you never go out of your way to talk to me. This sounds serious."
"It is. Pit is in trouble."
"When is he not?"
"He's about to die!"
"PIT IS ABOUT TO DIE?!"
"YES! Grant me the power of flight right now!"
Paluntena immediately granted Dark Pit his wish. He scooped Pit up in his arms and flew as fast as he could. As he was flying, Paluntena was guiding him to the Rewind Spring's location and also talking to him about the situation.
"So, wait, what happened?" Paluntena asked.
"It's Villager, he chopped off Pit's wings."
"What!"
"I wasn't awake to see it, but I know it was him."
"I'm lost."
"A lot is happening in the mansion right now."
"The Hands didn't explain much to me. They stamped my wrist and said they needed to go back. They asked if I wanted to come, but I said no."
"They didn't explain to you about the whole imposter thing?"
"Not really. They didn't want me to worry about it."
"What! We need you!"
"Tell me what happened."
Dark Pit told Paluntena about the Mario situation. How he hates Kirby and turned everyone against her.
"All because I turned Kirby into a girl?" Palutena couldn't believe this.
"This is why you don't do shit like that!"
"How was I supposed to know that all this would happen?!"
"I don't know, but you started this, so fix it!"
"Fiiine."
"Why did you do it in the first place?"
"It was a prank."
"Leaving Kirby as a girl for more than 8 months is not a prank."
"Ok, so I was a little petty."
"A little?"
"He ate my divine leftovers! I was mad."
"Are you fucking serious right now."
"What?"
"WHO GETS MAD AT KIRBY?! HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER!"
"That puffball is smarter than he looks."
"So we're all suffering because of leftovers."
"Hey! I didn't think anyone would act all crazy."
"You turned Kirby, the most innocent motherfucker, into a hot chick. OF COURSE EVERYONE WOULD ACT CRAZY!"
"Don't worry, I'm going to head back to the mansion and change Kirby back to normal."
"You better."
-Mario's Plan-
The Clone Sonic looked away in embarrassment.
"What did you do?" Mario asked with a stern voice.
"I uh… So you know how I was able to get Samus back?"
"Yes."
"She… Broke up with me… Again…"
"That's it?"
"Aren't you mad?"
"I don't give a fuck about Samus."
"Well I thought you wanted me to stay with her."
"I don't care."
"Oh."
"What I care about is if Ness is dead."
"Melee Mountain is huge. Where should I start?"
"Honestly, I'm not-a sure. I was stranded, so I don't remember where the crazy happened."
"That doesn't help me."
"Whatever. Just… Go look for him. You're fast. You can cover the area quickly."
"That's true, but it might take me all night."
"So what."
"I… Yeah, ok."
"Also since I can't tonight because of my fucking legs, I want you to feed the pets."
"Yes, sir."
"Good. Now fuck off."
Sonic left. Mario took out his phone and called his soon to be wife over. Peach got the message. 15 minutes later she walked into the room and sat next to him. She gave him lots of head pats and tummy rubs.
"Oh Mario, what happened?" She frowned.
"So, you know the wild pets I've been visiting, right?"
"Did they hurt you?"
"One did."
"Mario, you need to be careful. These are dangerous animals."
"I know. Don't worry, I won't be visiting that one anymore."
"What about the others?"
"I'm still going to visit them."
"No! You shouldn't."
"It'll be ok, Peach."
"No! I don't want anything bad happening to you."
"I'll be fine."
"How can you say that after being attacked?"
"It was only that one."
"Mario…"
"I'll be fine, Dear."
"I don't like this."
"I'll bring Sonic with me from now on."
"Hmph!" She crossed her arms.
He pecked her on the cheek.
"I'll be ok," He reassured.
-The Clones-
Clone Sonic ran to Melee Mountain. He went to check on the prisoners.
C. Sonic: "Hey, sorry about the late dinner tonight."
Sonic: "Whoa, guys look. It's my fucking clone."
Kawasaki: "Where's Mario?"
C. Sonic: "He's busy."
Sonic: "He's definitely sucking some cock."
C. Sonic: "Are you always this obnoxious?"
Gordon: "Yes."
Kawasaki: "Did anyone find Ness yet?"
C. Sonic: "Who knows."
Sonic: "You're not gonna tell us?"
C. Sonic: "No."
Gordon: "Go fuck yourself."
C. Sonic: "I'm sorry. If I told you what's happening, then I might get in trouble."
Sonic: "You're like Luigi. You're nothing but Mario's dog."
C. Sonic: "Shut up!"
Sonic: "Did I hit a nerve?"
C. Sonic: "..."
Sonic: "Ha! Dog!"
C. Sonic: "Look, I don't have a choice."
Gordon: "You do. You could let us out right now."
C. Sonic: "Even if I wanted to, I don't have the key."
Kawasaki: "I think you're doing great."
C. Sonic: "Thanks…"
Gordon: "For fucks sake."
C. Sonic: "Anyway, here's your food. I gotta go."
Kawasaki: "Thanks for the food. Bye~"
C. Sonic: "Sure…"
Sonic: "Tch!"
Clone Sonic left the cave and began searching the area for any signs of Ness. He ran for hours and came across a cabin. He went inside. He smelled a horrible odor coming from the place. He saw that a hatch was left open. He went downstairs. Unfortunately he couldn't see anything. He used his hands as a guide to get down there. Once he felt the floor become flat, he started touching it.
He felt if there was anything down here. He was about to give up, but he felt bones. He went in deeper and felt human flesh. He could also feel fabric from clothes. Holy shit! These are humans! The Wendigo ate them. He left the cabin and ran around the area to see if the monster was still around. However, the thought of seeing one scared him. What if he gets caught and eaten by one? He didn't want to chance it. He figured that maybe The Wendigo brought Ness back to the cabin and ate him here. Wendigos do that, right?
Whatever. Sonic decided that Ness is gone. Like Mario said, Ness was beaten up and he used a lot of his powers. The Wendigo most likely ate him. Who knows, maybe one of those dead bodies he touched was Ness. Yeah, let's go with that. He didn't want to stay here any longer, so he left the mountain. It took a while to find the main trail, but luckily he's fast, so it wasn't a problem.
Warning: Sexual assault
-The Clones-
Clone Ness opened the door expecting Tina, but instead he saw none other than Luigi.
"Luigi?" He raised a brow.
"Ness…"
"Y-yes that's me. Hey, uh, what're you doing here?"
"I came here like you asked."
"What?"
"I came here like you asked."
"I haven't talked to you since last week maybe."
"But you told me to go get you."
"What're you talking about?"
Luigi forced his way into the room. He closed the door and locked it.
"Ow, hey! Why'd you push me?" Ness was dumbfounded. Why do people keep doing this to him?
Luigi used the famous kabudon on Ness.
"Whoa… Hold on," He ducked underneath and walked a bit of distance away.
Luigi put his backpack down. Ness looked at his bag and wondered why he was carrying it with him. He never carries a backpack around. In fact, no one does except him and Banjo. He knows Luigi is an alcoholic, so it's probably cans of beer.
From Luigi's previous action that he did seconds ago, Ness figured that Luigi was trying to get him drunk, so he could take advantage. God, did he not listen to what he said last time? He called things off. He should know that they can't do this shit anymore. Although he does seem drunk. He's not in his right mind, so it makes sense why he would forget.
"Hey, listen I know you've forgotten, so I'll remind you again. We can't fool around anymore," Ness said.
"..." Luigi just stared at him.
"Hey! Are you listening to me?" Ness snapped his finger.
"I heard you."
"Ok, well, if it's not sex, then what do you want?"
"You."
"Luigi, I literally just told you we can't. It's not that I don't trust you… Ok, I don't trust you, but that's because you say shit all the time. If you tell Mario by mistake, he'll kill me."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Seriously?"
"..."
"Sorry Luigi, but the answer is no. Can you leave? I'll explain it to you again tomorrow. Right now, I need to sleep."
"..." *Continues to stare*
"Come on, I need to go to bed. Please, leave. Oh wait, you're drunk. Shit... I can walk you back to your room. Yeah, here let me do that for you."
Ness walked past Luigi and was about to open the door, but the green plumber grabbed a hold of his wrist and pulled it back.
"Ow! Luigi! I'm trying to help you. Can you not?" Ness turned to face him.
"I didn't know we were going to roleplay this so soon."
"Roleplay? What?"
"I know you're into CNC."
"CNC?"
Oh no. Ness knew what that meant. He totally thinks him saying no is nothing but an act. Although it's Luigi. He's a sub. He's not going to do anything to Ness. Luigi wants it the other way around. He knows how this guy works. Thank god it's not the other way around because that would be bad.
"Look, Luigi, I'm not going to fuck you especially since you're intoxicated. You know very well that I'm not into CNC, so don't even count on it. Just let go of my hand, and let me walk you back to your room," Ness said.
"Walk me back?"
"Yes. I want to make sure you don't hurt yourself."
"You told me to come here."
"No I didn't!"
"You said I can take it out on you this time."
"W-what?"
Luigi grabbed Ness by the hair and pulled him away from the door. He then pushed Ness against the bed.
"Ow! What the fuck!" Ness rubbed his scalp.
"It's my turn to feel big."
"Huh?"
Luigi tackled Ness down on the bed and bit down on his neck.
"OW!" Ness screamed.
The psychic panicked and tried pushing Luigi off of him, but Luigi's whole weight was on him.
"GET OFF OF ME!" He shrieked.
Ness tickled Luigi's ribcage. The green plumber laughed uncontrollably and hopped off. They both paused for a moment catching their breath.
"Luigi… *huff* Please leave," Ness said.
Luigi walked over to his bag. Ness didn't want to know what was in there. He went over to Luigi and pulled him away from it.
"No, I'm not drinking alcohol. In fact, you shouldn't either. I'm going to keep your backpack here until you sober up. Now get out," Ness pointed at the door.
Luigi grabbed a hold of Ness again, but this time the teen was ready for it. He kneed him on the balls and watched as Luigi sank to the floor holding his crotch.
"I didn't want to hurt you, but you left me no choice," He said, grabbing onto Luigi's overalls and pulling him toward the door.
He let go of Luigi for a second to unlock the door. That was a mistake. Luigi hit Ness in the back of his head. It stunned him for a bit. Luigi took advantage of this chance. He dragged Ness to the middle of the room.
Ness shoved Luigi away as hard as he could, which caused Luigi to hit the closet door. The two stared at each other for a couple seconds, until Luigi struck first. He summoned a green fireball at him. Ness quickly used PSI magnet to absorb the fire.
"I don't want to fight you," Ness shook his head.
Luigi threw another fireball at him. Ness once again used PSI magnet to counter it. He didn't want to because his room would get destroyed, but it looks like he has no choice.
"PK Rock-
Without warning a collar was suddenly around his neck. He was then grabbed and pulled into the bed. What! What's going on? Someone has a hold of him! He turned his head to the left. He could barely see who was constricting him. It looked like Luigi, but it was made out of green goo. Wait, what?
"Good job, Gooigi," Luigi said, standing up.
No matter. He has psychic powers. He can easily blast this thing into bits.
"PK FlaAAAAAA!" He felt intense vibrations burning his neck.
Once the vibration stopped, he looked down and breathed heavily.
"Doesn't this bring back memories?," Luigi said.
"Bring back memories? We've never used a fucking shock collar."
"What're you talking about? You loved it."
"We never used one!"
"I didn't with the clone, but I did with you, remember?"
"The clone? L-Luigi I am-
Luigi pressed the button on the remote again. Ness once again felt the intense vibrations burning his neck. This was more intense than last time. It made his body tense up and he started foaming in the mouth. Once the tension was gone, he started shaking. It's two against one and if he tries anything, the other is going to shock him. He… He can't fight back…
"I love you, Ness. You don't know how much I've been thinking about you."
