-Space Adventure-
Little Mac, Metaknight, Clone Sonic, and Samus finally arrived back home. Sonic and Samus left together holding hands. It looks like they finally got back together. That was quick Little Mac thought. He looked behind him to see Metaknight. The bat smiled at him and it made Little Mac shiver. This guy is pure evil. He wanted to tell everyone about what happened during his space journey, but who would listen? Sonic and Samus didn't.
Little Mac didn't let his guard down. He watched as Metaknight walked past him. He decided to follow him a little longer. At least until he got close to the mansion.
"Did you need something?" Metaknight asked.
"I don't trust you."
"Aww, why not?"
"I know what you did."
"I didn't do nuthin' but you sure did punch me."
"..."
"So you're going to follow me all night?"
"No."
Little Mac went the other direction. He didn't want to fight Metaknight again. He's really strong and the only reason why the bat didn't win is because it's not the real one. Unfortunately for Little Mac, he felt weak and exhausted. He wanted to go home and sleep. He went back to his room and collapsed on his bed.
-Mario's Plan-
Mario told everyone the big news. The smashers were excited to hear that Mario and Peach are getting married. They thought that the two were going back to their home world to do it, but it turns out that Mario wanted to get married here in smash. Such exciting news! Everyone began planning the big day. Master Hand usually plans the wedding, but he's still on vacation with Paluntena. Oh well, the smashers decided to take it into their own hands.
Peach went with her friends to go look for a wedding dress. Isabelle, Daisy, Lucina, Corrin, and Snake all went to the mall with her. Mario looked around him and the smashers gave him big smiles all around. This is perfect. Everyone is too distracted to even realize what his real intentions are. He texted his two loyal clones for a meeting.
Mario went to the bunker. He waited for Sonic and Ness to arrive. Once they did he started to explain to them his plan. The plan was that he's using the wedding to bide more time for project 'Hands off.' Also he's going to use the Kawasaki and Gordon clones one more time. They're going to make his wedding cake. Either Ness or Sonic is going to take pictures of Gordon baking the cake with his own phone. This way once Gordon returns to the material world, people will become less suspicious about his sudden disappearance.
Mario: "So who wants to take the pictures?"
Ness: "Not me."
Mario: "Thank you for volunteering, Ness."
Ness: "I should've kept my mouth shut."
Mario: "Now Sonic, you're-
Sonic: "Wait, I have to tell you something important."
Mario: "What?"
Sonic: "It's Metaknight, he's definitely acting strange. Little Mac was able to figure out it wasn't the real one."
Mario: "What! How? When?"
Sonic: "I recently went to space with Samus and found those two. Metaknight killed his goons and Little Mac put the pieces together."
Mario: "Mama-mia, this isn't-a good."
Sonic: "What do you suppose we do?"
Mario: "Bring him to me. I need to fix him."
Sonic: "Right now?"
Mario: "Yes."
Sonic sped off.
"Ness, I want you to bring me, Little Mac," Mario demanded.
"Why?"
"Because he's too risky to be left alone. He knows about Metaknight and he dated Kirby. We can't have him wandering around anymore."
"You want me to go look for him now?"
Mario sighs. "Yes."
Ness rolled his eyes, but did as he was told. He left the bunker in search of the boxer. Now that the two are going to fetch his prizes, he needs to figure out what to do with the two. Maybe the parasite idea wasn't the best choice. It's tricky because brainwashing could always be reversed. Cloning takes a long time and is difficult. Parasites from the dark web are still out of stock. The parasites were only an experimental thing. Turns out it didn't work in his favor. He should check on Dark Pit too. Damn, this is becoming difficult. The only thing he could think of is removing the parasites and brainwash Metaknight and Dark Pit instead. The only problem was that it took time.
Then it hit Mario. Wait, everyone is too busy planning his wedding. They won't realize that Metaknight and Dark Pit are missing. He could always make up a story too if anyone brings the two up, or he could pretend he doesn't know anything.
-The Cave-
Ness was dreaming about his mom. He missed her. He told her his problems. The fact that he was kidnapped and he didn't know what to do. She went over to him and gave him a hug.
"There, there, you'll find a way," Ness's mom whispered.
"I just… I don't know if I'll ever be able to get out."
"You're a smart boy, you need to use your surroundings."
"But how? There's nothing around me that could help."
"That's not true. This evil man may be smart, but you have all the time to figure something out."
"What if Villager comes back and kills me? I need to hurry."
"If you think that way, then you'll keep making mistakes. You need to think carefully."
"You're right."
"You're my smart boy, I know you can do this."
"Thank you, mom."
"Of course! I'll always be here for you."
Ness slowly started to gain consciousness. He hugged his mom tighter. He didn't want to leave his dream yet. He barely dreamt about anything anymore.
"Oh my."
Ness let go of his mom. That's odd. Why did she sound like…
"LUIGI?!" Ness's eyes shot open.
Luigi: "Hi, Ness."
Ness: "AAAAAAHHHH!"
Luigi: "WAAAAAAH!"
Gordon: "FUUUUUCK! SONIC I SWEAR TO GOD!"
Sonic: "It wasn't me this time!"
Ness: "What're you doing?! What're you doing?! What're you doing?!"
Ness pushed Luigi off of him. He sat up and pushed himself against the wall. He was holding Luigi this entire time?! W-where did his mom go? Fucking why?! What is happening?
Luigi: "I'm-a sorry, Ness. I didn't mean to wake you."
Ness: "GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Kawasaki: "Luigi? When did you get here?"
Luigi: "About 10 minutes ago."
Ness: "Y-you were cuddling me f-for 10 MINUTES?!"
Luigi: "Sure."
Ness: "What! wHy?!"
Luigi: "You looked so lonely so I-
Ness: "I think I'm gonna throw up."
Sonic: "Whoa, you guys were cuddling? Damn, Ness I thought you were into Lucas."
Ness: "Luigi… What the fuck were you doing to me?"
Luigi: "I was just-a holding you, I promise."
Ness: "Why."
Sonic: "He's totally gay for you."
Luigi: "I uh, you looked sad and you cuddled me back so-
Sonic: "Dude, why'd you cuddle him back?"
Ness: "I was having an emotional dream."
Sonic: "About fuckin' Luigi?"
Ness: "No…"
Gordon: "Luigi, why the fuck are you here?"
Kawasaki: "Weren't you sent to the ER?"
Luigi: "Yes then uh, they let me go."
Sonic: "Why does it sound like you totally snuck out?"
Gordon: "At least he cleaned up our shit."
Kawasaki: "Thank you, Luigi."
Ness: "I'm… I'm not ok."
Luigi: "I'm-a sorry, Ness."
Sonic: "Bro's acting pretty sus."
Kawasaki: "Luigi, are you in love with Ness too?"
Ness: "TOO?!"
Kawasaki: "Sonic loves you too."
Sonic: "No way, bro. I ain't gay."
Kawasaki: "But you said you would fuck Ness out of all of us. Unless that's another way of saying "attack."
Sonic: "Yeah out of all of you guys, I'd fuck Ness. That's only because he's the cutest one."
Ness: "Can you guys-
Kawasaki: "Doesn't that mean you love him too?"
Sonic: "No dude, I have a girlfriend."
Gordon: "Had."
Sonic: "I'm gonna get her back."
Gordon: "Good luck."
Sonic: "Unlike, Ness, I can pull the ladies."
Ness: "Thanks."
Sonic: "You're welcome."
Ness: "I hate you."
Kawasaki: "Luigi, you never answered my question."
Luigi: "Oh, I uh, no I have-a Daisy."
Sonic: "Really? When you showed us Luigi Jr. You were looking at Ness."
Luigi: "I was?"
Sonic: "Yeah."
Ness: "Gross..."
Luigi: "I promise it's-a not what it seems like."
Sonic: "Didn't you have performance issues until you showed your cock to a bunch of men?"
Luigi: "Um, well… Yeah, but it's because Daisy said some mean things."
Sonic: "Well you're performing well now, right?"
Luigi: "Yeah."
Sonic: "Tell me, are the lights off and are you thinking about someone else?"
Luigi: "Uh…" *Looks at Ness and blushes*
Ness: "Why are you looking at me?!"
Luigi: "Ah! Ah! Uh.."
Ness: "G-get away from me! I'll punch you again!"
Luigi: "I promise I don't like you like that. I'm in love with Daisy."
Gordon: "I think you're in denial."
Luigi: "N-no! I'm-a not gay."
Sonic: "I think you are. Nothing wrong with that."
Luigi: "No! If I'm gay, then Mario will be disappointed."
Sonic: "I think you're in the closet. It's ok, you can tell us. We won't tell."
Luigi: "NO! I'm-a not gay."
Ness: "A man was holding me in my sleep…"
Luigi: "Well, it was-a nice seeing you guys."
Kawasaki: "You're leaving?"
Luigi: "Yeah, if the nurses find out that I left, I might get in trouble."
Gordon: "You walked all the way here just to molest Ness?"
Ness: "Molest?! P-please tell me you didn't… You know."
Luigi: "I only cuddled you, I promise."
Gordon: "That's still awful."
Sonic: "Also, Ness totally beat the shit out of you. Why would you get close to him again?"
Luigi: "Well…" *Blushes harder*
Ness: "Come on, man, no…"
Sonic: "You're into that? Damn, Luigi you kinky motherfucker."
Luigi: "No! I uh, I'm not!"
Sonic: "Hey, I won't judge."
Luigi: "I uh.. I gotta go."
Luigi ran away.
Ness laid back down on his side. He tried going back to sleep, but he couldn't. That was disturbing. He was dreaming about his mom hugging him, but it turned out it was Luigi instead. That's… That's not ok! Who does that?! Is he the only sane one left in smash? Everyone seems to be all over him lately? Especially with the clone! Nana seriously?! A-and Leaf?! What is happening! Heck even Mario acts weird around him. This has never happened before. This is too weird. He needs to get out of here. This cave is messing with his head. He looked at his shackle.
Simon's whip didn't even dent the shackles. It nullifies their powers and strength. There's no way he could get out of here. Well unless he decides to chew his arm off, which is definitely not an option. What is this power? The only thing he could think of is… Final destination.
The hands mentioned something before about how special that stage is. Why Final Destination? The place where all smashers have fought Master and Crazy hand at. He remembered the terror that he had to fight against in smash 4. Then after defeating the monster, the core appeared. The core… The core. THE CORE! C-could the core be involved somehow? Is that why they can't do anything?! It makes sense! The core has always been there since Melee. It kept the heart of smash alive. It's the most powerful item he could think of. No way, but how? How would that even work? What has Mario been doing?! The big question is… What is he going to do?
