-Side Plot-
It was morning. Little Mac crawled out of bed and made coffee. He turned on his tv and Shulk vs the forces of evil was on. He watched all the episodes with Kirby. Oh Kirby… He changed the channel. Too many memories. He needs to move on. Again…
After his coffee was done, he drank it then he decided to work out at the gym. When he arrived there, he saw Ritcher and Kazuya spotting each other. These two were one of the few that still liked him. Kazuya is a cool understanding person. Plus he's a lawyer, so he's mature and Ritcher doesn't give any fucks.
Ritcher spotted Little Mac. Speak of the devil. Here we go. He's probably going to talk about how he wants to bang Pyra or Mythra.
"Hey, Boxer guy, how's it hangin' bro," Ritcher rested his elbow on Little Mac's shoulder.
"Doin' great," Little Mac slapped Ritcher's elbow off.
"So uh, you wanna train with us?"
"No, I don't feel social at the moment."
"Aww c'mon! We're all buff men here."
"Sorry, I'm just not feelin' it."
"Whatever, man."
Ritcher went back to Kazuya. The two stared at him and started whispering at each other. They're definitely talking shit. He shouldn't let this deter him. He ignored the two and started working out as usual. After an hour of working his body to the bone, his stomach growled. It's time for him to go to the food court. He began walking towards the location, but he was stopped by Ness.
"Little Mac!" Ness chimed.
"Uh, hi?"
"Hey, how's it hangin'?"
"Uh… Ok I guess."
"Cool, so uh hey I have to show you something."
"Look, kid, I'm not in the mood. I'm hungry and I'm dealin' with stuff."
"Emotional stuff?"
"Yeah somethin' like that."
"Look, I know I don't seem like it, but I can give you some good tips."
"Sorry, but uh you're not known for understanding what romance is."
"Haha! Seriously?"
"Yeah."
"Oh my god, that's hilarious."
"Uh…"
"Oh! I mean, whaaaaat?"
"You're actin' strange. Anyway see ya around, kid," Little Mac started walking away.
"Is it Kirby?"
Little Mac stopped. "What?"
"I know how you're feelin.' You're confused as to why she left. She was your everything. Now every time you wake up and look at your empty room, you can't help but feel depressed."
"H-how did you know that?"
"I'm good at reading people."
"Wow, kid, that's… weird."
"Yeah well, I was never normal. Anyway, I could give you advice. I know exactly how you can feel better and perhaps I might know a way to get her to come back."
"What! Y-you sure?"
"Sure I'm sure. I'm the genius psychic boy from Omelet or some shit."
"Ok, well I'm all ears."
"Well, the others think that Kirby is still dead. If anyone hears us talking about the humanoid one, they'll freak out. They still think she's the imposter."
"Oh, you're right. Where should we go?"
"I know a place. Follow me."
Ness turned around and began walking. Little Mac followed him behind. They were heading to the garden doors, but that Pokemon Trainer girl stopped them.
Leaf: "Hey, Ness whatcha up to?"
Ness: "Whoa! Leaf! W-where did you come from?"
Little Mac: (That's what I said.)
Leaf: "I was going to go to the garden and play with my Pokemon. What're you two doing?"
Little Mac: "Ness wanted to show me somethin.'"
Leaf: "Oh really now?"
Ness: "It's a bro hangout. Tryin' to make new friends, haha…"
Leaf: "I see. Well actually, Nana told me something odd this morning."
Ness: "Nana?"
Leaf: "Yeah, does Melee Mountain and swimming in the lake sound familiar?"
Ness: (Oh no, what did Nana say?) "Oh right! Yeah that was almost a week ago."
Leaf: "She said something pretty fun. You were apparently trying to flirt with her."
Little Mac: "Whoa, Ness?! Did you finally hit puberty?"
Ness: "I'm 19."
Little Mac: "My question still stands."
Leaf: "So, what's that about?"
Ness: "Uh… I can explain."
Leaf: "Do it then."
Little Mac: "Whoa hold on. Are you two datin'?"
Ness and Leaf: "NO!"
Little Mac: "Jeez it was just a question."
Leaf: "I want to hear your side of the story."
Ness: "Uh, can I wait after-
Leaf: "No."
Ness: "But uh, Little Mac is here."
Leaf: "You're right."
Ness: "Huh?"
Leaf grabbed Ness's ear and pulled him away. Little Mac watched as the two walked up the stairs where the smash dorm rooms were located. She took him. He didn't understand but what he does know is that Ness is probably fucked. Women are scary and this kid is about to experience hell. Farewell fallen soldier.
-The Cave-
It looks like Mickey finally got Mario's message. The mouse is an old friend of the plumber. They both have similar intentions. Except Mickey has already successfully took over all of Disney and even went as far as to enslaved his fellow Disnorians.
In order for Mario to take over smash and create a new world, he needed Mickey's help. Using Sora was a perfect excuse for Mickey's sudden arrival.
Mario showed Mickey and his bodyguard Goofy his underground bunker. Right now the clones Gordon Ramsay and Kawasaki are doing well. After his wedding, he's going to send the Gordon Ramsay clone back to the material world. Mickey pointed at Metaknight. Mario explained that the parasites didn't work in his favor, so he had to do it the hard way. The two watched as Metaknight was strapped to the recliner watching the educational tape Mario put on. The bat was silent. He is strong-willed. The brainwashing effect is going to take a while. Luckily the marriage shit is going on, so people won't notice.
"Hey, when are you going to show me your pets?" Mickey asked.
"Oh-ho-ho-ho, we can see them now if you like. I still have to feed them."
Mario took out his Ho-Oh and the three of them flew up Melee Mountain to the cave.
Mario: "Hello, everyone. I have special guests today."
Ness: "Oh great, is it our obnoxious clones? Can't wait to hear mine brag about how he got another girl."
Mario: "A-no. These guests are very important."
Sonic: "What, you're saying mine isn't important?"
Mario: "No not really."
Sonic: "Damn, what a bitch."
Mickey: "Gee, Mario it sounds like your pets aren't well trained."
Everyone's eyes except Kawasaki widened. It was Mickey Mouse himself. This is insane! What the hell is he doing here?
Kawasaki: "Whos' that?"
Sonic: "You don't know who he is?"
Mickey: "You… Don't know who I am? Ho-ho! Did you hear that, Mario? The orange fucker doesn't know who I am."
Mario: "Well uh, he's-a not the smartest."
Mickey walked over to Kawasaki.
Mickey: "Well hey, there buddy. What's your name?"
Kawasaki: "I'm Kawasaki, what's yours?"
Mickey: "Oh this is fucking hilarious. I'm Mickey Mouse."
Kawasaki: "Hi, please to meet you Mr. Mickey Mouse."
Mickey slapped the shit out of Kawasaki.
Kawasaki: "Ow! Hey what was that for?"
Mickey: "It's Mickey Mouse! Not Mr. Mickey Mouse. Say that shit again and I'll pop you like a zit."
Kawasaki: "Ok, I'm sorry."
Mickey slaps Kawasaki once again.
Kawasaki: "Hey, but I didn't say Mr. this time."
Mickey: "I didn't give you permission to speak!"
Kawasaki: "Oh, I'm sorry."
Mickey's hand grew large and he slapped Kawasaki so hard that he knocked him out.
Mickey: "Anyway, who's next?"
Mickey looked around and saw Sonic. He knew Sonic from way back. He walked up to him and put his hand out. Sonic hesitantly shook it.
Mickey: "Sonic! Long time no see."
Sonic: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Mickey: "It's going great. Ya know the usual. World domination and collecting more slaves."
Sonic: "Whoa, what the fuck!"
Mickey: "You know, what Mario is doing to you guys. Except my collection is larger and I don't call them my pets. Oh no no no. I make sure they work. Although I will give Mario credit. He sure loves to keep his collection small. Nothing wrong with that."
Sonic: "I'm sorry you lost me."
Mickey: "Oh Sonic, I see you're as dumb as ever."
Sonic: "I'm not dumb! You're the-
Sonic shut his mouth, when he saw Mickey smile a sinister smile. He saw what this mouse did to Kawasaki. He did not want to suffer the same fate.
Sonic: "Uh, you're right, I'm dumb."
Mickey: "See, Mario. It's working. This pet is coming around."
Mario: "A-thank you." *Starts sweating*
Mickey walks over to Chef Gordon Ramsay.
Mickey: "Hey I know you."
Gordon: "..."
Mickey: "Aren't you that uh, British Chef that screams at people?"
Gordon: "Yes. What of it?"
Mickey: "Ooo a feisty one. I'm surprised you got caught. In fact, I haven't enslaved someone from the material world. Hey Mario! Can I have him?"
Gordon: "The fuck?"
Mario: "Uh well…"
Mickey: "Can. I. Have. Him?"
Mario: "Of course, anything for you."
Gordon: "Excuse me?!"
Mickey: "I'm just pullin' your leg. Ho-ho!"
Everyone was shocked. What did they witness? Mario cowered over Mickey? They saw fear in the plumber's eyes. This isn't like him. He's so confident and dominant, but right now he looks like a submissive little puppy. What happened? Who is this mouse?
Mickey finally walked over to Ness.
Mickey: "Well heya, kid."
Ness: "Kid?"
Mickey: "Aren't you?"
Ness: "I'm 19."
Mickey: "Wow you really don't look like it."
Gordon: "That's what I said."
Mickey: "Well anyway what's your name, cute one?"
Ness: "C-cute one?"
Mickey: "State your name. Cute one."
Ness: "Ness."
Mickey: "Ness? Like the console?"
Ness: "Yeah."
Mickey: "Pretty stupid name."
Ness: "Gee thanks."
Mickey: "So are you like one of those K-poppers? You know BTS? Quick say something in Koreonese."
Ness: "Koreonese? That's not-
Mickey: "Go on say something funny."
Ness: "I'm not Koreon."
Mickey: "Then what the fuck are you?"
Ness: "I'm Japanese."
Mickey: "Koreonese Japanese same thing."
Ness: "What?"
Mickey: "At least you're not a jew. I hate those fucking things."
Ness: "Excuse me?! What is wrong with you?"
Mickey grabbed Ness's throat and squeezed it. Ness clawed at Mickey's giant ass hand, but the more he did, the more the mouse squeezed. Ness could almost see the light, but he came back when Mickey stopped.
Mickey: "Don't you ever question me again."
Ness: "Hah… Hah… Ack! I-I'm sorry."
Mickey pimped slapped Ness hard across the face.
Mickey: "I didn't grant you permission to speak."
Ness was taken aback. He should be used to this, but for some reason it still took him off guard. This guy is insane. He's.. He's somehow worse than Mario.
Mickey: "Open your mouth."
Ness: "What? No, why?"
Mario: "You should do as he says, Ness."
Ness: "Mario?"
Mickey began beating the shit out of Ness. He started punching his face. He took out a Minnie Mouse pocket knife and sliced Ness's cheek. A line across his cheek started to leak blood.
Mickey: "What did I say about questioning me? Open your goddamn mouth."
Ness did as he was told. He opened his mouth just for Mickey to spit in it. What the fuck?! Mickey spit in his mouth. Mickey fucking Mouse just did that.
Mickey: "Now swallow it."
Ness really didn't want to, but this guy could kill him. He doesn't look like it, but this guy is powerful. His basic slaps hurt like hell. He could still feel his face stinging from his first slap. He had no choice. He swallowed it.
Mickey: "You Japanese are so submissive. You know, they made a park out of me? I rule the fucking world, Ness. Don't you ever disrespect me again."
Ness: "I'm s-sorry."
Mickey: "WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING?!"
Mickey was about to use his kamehameha, but Goofy stopped him.
Goofy: "Hey, Mick I think you're going too far."
Mickey: "No, not far enough."
Goofy: "Come on, Pal I think-
Luigi: "Hi, guys."
Everyone turned to face Mario's brother. Luigi has now entered the scene. He walked in as if nothing crazy was about to happen. It was just another Tuesday for this guy.
Goofy: "Who's that?"
Mario: "Why, he's-a my brother."
Mickey: "Oh, where are my manners? Hi, Luigi. You know who I am, right?"
Luigi: "You're-a Mickey Mouse."
Mickey: "Bingo!"
Luigi: "What happened to-a Kawasaki?"
Mickey: "Oh, he's sleeping. Here let me just…"
Mickey casted an awake spell on the orange chef. He immediately sat up and put his nubbs to his head.
Kawasaki: "Ow, guys I had a weird dream. There was this Mouse guy and he attacked me."
Mickey: "Well hiya, pal!"
Kawasaki: "Aaaaah! There he is!"
Mickey: "Aww don't be so scared. It's only the guy that knocked the daylights outta you."
Kawasaki was too afraid to speak.
Sonic: "So why are you here?"
Mickey: "Excuse me, what?"
Sonic: "What brings you to smash? Just wonderin.'"
Mickey: "Oh well you know. I'm here to help out my pal, Mario."
Sonic: "Whoa, the legendary Mario needs help?
Mario: "Well uh…"
Mickey: "Ho-ho! He can't do it himself. He needs my help. I've already took over all of Disney and my empire is only growing larger. I mean, I took Star Wars. I banged Asoka! This guy, doesn't know the first step about World Domination. He clearly has a book called World Domination for Dumbies and he still can't get it right."
Sonic: "Damn, Mario are you gonna take that?"
Mario: "Well uh… I mean… It's true."
Sonic: "Mario? The control freak who fears no one is afraid of the mouse."
Luigi: "You take that back!"
Mickey turns around to face Luigi.
Mickey: "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Luigi: "Don't talk down to my brother."
Mario: "Uh, Luigi I think you should-
Mickey: "No, no. I didn't quite catch that. Luigi please repeat what you said."
Luigi: "I said, don't talk to my brother like that."
