-The Clones-
Clone Ness arrived at the party. He was a bit early, but hey at least this way he could talk to Popo about Nana since she wasn't there yet.
"Heeeyyyy you made it! Welcome to my party," Popo cheered.
"Yeah, hey I need to talk to you."
"Sure, what's up?"
"You talked to Nana, right?"
"Yeah, dude. You don't need to worry one bit."
"Are you sure she won't, you know… Try to start anything?"
"I promise. She says she's not gonna drink."
"Ok, cool."
"Anyway, you want a beer?"
"No, I'm planning on staying sober tonight."
"Aww c'mon laaaaame."
"I know, I know, but Nana gives me the creeps. So, I wanna make sure I'm always aware."
"You got nothing to worry about. She won't touch ya."
"See you say that, but I don't trust her."
"Trust in me, bro."
"I do! It's just…"
"C'mon just one drink."
"I'll think about it, ok."
"Nah, dude. Tonight is the night that well all get fucked up."
"Well I-
Knock Knock
Popo immediately opened the door. It was Toon Link.
Toon: "Whooo!"
Popo: "Aye let's fuckin gooooo!"
Toon: "Pass me a beer."
Popo threw a can at Toon Link. He caught it and immediately started drinking.
Toon: "I'm so excited. What games are we gonna play?"
Popo: "So many."
Knock Knock
Popo opened the door. Nana and someone new arrived at the scene. They sat on the love couch.
Nana: "Hi, Ness."
Ness: "Hey…"
Ness glanced over to the other girl sitting next to him. She had brown skin with pink tentacle hair. She looked absolutely stunning. Who's that girl? Speaking of girl, he started thinking about Leaf. He wondered what she and Lucas were talking about. He started to feel anxious. Oh god, what if they're talking about him?! What if they find out he's been dating both of them! Maybe he should leave and go find them.
Popo: "Alright guys, we're all here!"
Toon: "Megaman isn't coming, is he?"
Popo: "Megs? Damn, yeah I don't think so."
New girl: "That's unfortunate, I wanted to meet him."
Nana: "I'm just glad I'm not the only girl this time."
Popo: "Oh yeah! Guys, I haven't introduced you to my new friend. This is Tina. Nana and I came across her when we were at the smoke shop."
Toon: "Welcome to the party, Tina."
Tina: "Hey, what's up."
Ness: "Hey!"
Tina turned to face Ness. Her eyes widened a bit. She pointed at him and smiled.
Tina: "Hey, I know you."
Ness: "W-wha?"
Tina: "It's nice to see you again."
Ness: "Haha… Yeah it's good to see you too."
Tina: "Haha! So how have you been?"
Ness: "Oh! I've been great!"
Nana: "Wait, you two know each other?"
Tina: "Yeah, he talked to me once at the cafeteria."
Everyone except Tina stared at Ness. He started to feel nervous. His original talked to this girl? He had no idea. Now he has to pretend to know her. This is going to be exhausting.
Nana: "When was this?"
Tina: "Like almost a year ago."
Nana: "What did you two talk about?"
Tina: "I… Uh…" She looks at Ness and then back at Nana. "I don't remember."
Ness: "I don't remember either. It was so long ago."
Popo: "Well damn, talk about a small world."
Toon: "What're the odds!"
Popo: "Well anyway, let's fucking party!"
Popo, Tina, and Toon Link were drinking, but the rest declined his offer. Nana promised she wouldn't drink this time. Ness didn't drink because he wanted to keep an eye on her.
The five of them were chatting and playing Mario Party. Nana kept screaming every time something bad happened to her. Toon Link was acting hyper and obnoxious as always. They were definitely the loud ones in the group. It wasn't a problem, it made the party feel lively.
After playing games, the group started chatting. Toon Link and Popo were talking about women, while Tina and Nana were talking about clothes. Ness wished Lucas was here. He felt awkward spectating the whole thing, so he left and went to the rooftop. He said he'll be back. He's going to make a call.
Tina saw that Ness left. She felt bad. She knew he wasn't going to make a call. No one was paying any attention to him, so she made up an excuse to Nana that she wanted to vape outside for a bit.
Nana: "Let me come with you."
Tina: "I kind of want to vape alone."
Nana: "Oh… Ok."
Tina: "Yeah, sorry. I'm an introvert. I need to charge my social battery. I'll be back in 5 minutes."
Nana: "I understand."
Tina left to the rooftop to meet up with Ness. She saw him sitting on a swing couch. She sat next to him, which caused him to yelp. She couldn't help but giggle. Awkward as ever. It was charming.
"Hey," She greeted.
"Oh, hi! Sorry I didn't expect anyone to follow me up here."
"I noticed you seemed left out."
"Yeah, maybe a little."
"I feel that. It sucks being the third wheel."
"So, you left Nana just to talk to me?"
"Yeah."
"Hahaha! You didn't have to."
"She's nice and all, but she was being a little much."
"She's a lot for sure."
The two looked at the beautiful city together. Tina started singing. She had an amazing voice! He couldn't help but stare at her the entire time.
"I love your voice!" Ness complimented.
"Thanks~"
"Can you sing another song?"
"Only if you sing with me?"
"M-me?"
"Yeah! C'mon it'll be fun."
Ness has never sung before. He barely listened to any music. He was nervous. He didn't want to disappoint her, but he also didn't want to sing either. What if his singing voice is awful? She'll for sure laugh or leave.
"I don't know… I don't have a good singing voice," He said.
"I promise I won't judge. It's all for fun."
She flashed him a cheeky smile. He didn't know why, but he felt safe. Her smile looked so genuine and she gave off good vibes.
"Ok, but don't say I didn't warn ya."
"Bet."
The two started singing a melody together. She would hum a simple melodic tune and then Ness would follow after. He sounded painfully average. She didn't say anything about his voice. She continued to hum. Eventually he got into it and the two started laughing.
"See, wasn't that fun?" She smiled.
"It was! I'm surprised you put up with my voice."
"It wasn't bad at all."
"Yes it was."
"No, if you keep practicing it'll get better for sure. Believe it or not, I practiced a lot."
"What?"
"I used to sound worse than you."
"Shut up."
"It's true. All it takes is practice. You're off to a good start. I'm a bit jealous," She elbowed him.
"I doubt it. A beautiful girl like yourself always had a beautiful voice."
"Beautiful, huh?"
"Nah."
"Oh?"
"Gorgeous is a better word."
"Oh, getting ballsy, aren't we?"
"Maybe a little."
Ness winked. He stuck his tongue out and put up a peace sign.
"What do you think of me? Am I handsome or am I handsome?" He flirted.
"Hahaha! You're a dork."
"Am I at least a sexy dork?"
"You're killing me, but yeah~"
"Wait, seriously? Hahaha!"
"Wait, take off your hat."
Ness took it off. His hair was fluffy like bed head hair. She couldn't help but blush a little. She put her hand on his head and ruffed it up more.
"Hey!"
"Oh yeah, you're definitely a sexy dork."
She gave him a cocky smirk when she did that. Now it was his turn to feel embarrassed. Everything about her is hot. Her voice, her style, her looks, and her personality.
"Does this dork have a chance?"
"It depends. We gotta hang out more. I barely know you."
"Well, let's get to know each other then."
"Ok, so you told me in the past you like skateboarding. What else do you do?"
(My original likes to skateboard? Huh, I would've never guessed.) "I love playing video games."
"What games do you play?"
"Fighting ones."
"Oh, I'm so good at fighting games."
"Oh yeah?"
"I would totally beat you."
"Ha! In your dreams."
"We'll have to play and find out."
"You don't mind me coming over?"
"Nope. I can't wait to see the look on your face when I kick your butt."
"Ha! As if!"
"Well, shall we head back to the party?"
"I dunno, I like it when it's just the two of us."
"I do too, but they might start to assume."
"Aww, let em."
"Hahaha! You're funny, but I told Nana I would come back in 5 minutes. It's been 40."
"40 MINUTES?!"
"Yeah."
"Oh god, they totally think we're kissin'!"
"My point exactly."
"I mean, I don't mind. We could-
Tina playfully pushed him away.
"I'm not that easy," She laughed.
"Dammit."
"Although if we keep bumping into each other, then maybe there's a small chance I might let you."
"Damn, you're bad."
"True. Anyway, shall we?"
"Kiss?"
"No, silly. Let's head back."
She got up and put her hand out for him to grab. He's usually the one doing that. This girl is too cool. He smiled and grabbed her hand. She pulled him up and together they walked back to Popo's room.
Popo: "Broskiis! What took you so long?"
Tina: "We were chattin.'"
Ness: "Yeah, we were getting to know each other."
Toon: "Oooooo! Did you guys kiss?"
Ness: "Nah."
Popo: "I totally ship you two."
Toon: "Damn, Ness. You got no game."
Ness: "Says you!"
Tina: "Hahaha! Guys, calm down. We were just talkin.'"
Nana: "What did you two talk about?"
Tina: "About hobbies."
Ness: "I learned that she's an amazing singer."
Popo: "Oh shit! Lemme hear it!"
Tina: "Yeah, sure why not."
The group decided to sing karaoke. When Tina started singing, everyone's jaws dropped.
Ness: "I told you all!"
Nana: "Wow, I wish I had a voice like that."
Tina: "Thanks, guys. I appreciate it."
The rest of the night, they all played games and chatted. Ness ended up having a good time. He didn't think he would since Lucas wasn't there, but Tina made it a whole lot better.
Popo: "Alright well it's like 1am in the morning. Did you all wanna sleep over?"
Toon: "I call sleeping on the couch."
Nana: "Yeah, I'll stay."
Ness: "I think I'mma head out."
Popo: "Dude, lame."
Tina: "Sure, I'll spend the night."
Ness: "On second thought…"
Toon: "Simp!"
Ness: "Shut up."
Popo: "Nah, you're totally simpin.'"
Ness: "Hey, since all of you are doing it, I want to be included too."
Toon: "Yeah, right. You're only stayin' because you got a crush on Tina."
Ness: "Am not!"
Toon: "Am too!"
Ness: "Am not!"
Toon: "Am too!"
Nana: "Boys! Shut up!"
Tina: "I can sleep on the floor. I don't mind."
Nana: "No, us girls are sleeping on the couch. The boys will be sleeping on the floor."
Popo: "Nana, take my bed. I'll sleep on the couch."
Ness: "Does anyone have a sleeping bag?"
Toon: "I have a couple. I'll be right back."
The Young Hero came back with two sleeping bags. Toon Link and Ness slept on the floor, while Tina and Popo slept on the couch. Nana slept comfortably on Popo's bed. The group started talking about the party for a bit until they all drifted off into sleep. Everyone except Ness.
He started thinking about Tina. She's so hot. He started to fantasize about them dating and whatnot. However, he started to feel guilty. Why is he always like this? He shouldn't be thinking like that. He's already dating two people. If he were to date three then there's no way he could survive.
Perhaps maybe he could have a one night stand with Tina and that'll be that. Aww, but what if she gets attached? No, she doesn't seem like the girl who would. She's too chill. Yeah, that could work. But he doesn't want to use her body once and leave it at that. He genuinely liked her personality and style. Being friends with benefits is an option. Yeah, that's a better idea. And hey! If Lucas and Leaf end up dumping him, he could easily date Tina.
He smiled to himself. He is a clever guy. Lucas and Leaf have no reason to doubt him. Even if things went wrong he had a rebound. See? Everything is going to work itself out in the end.
He wasn't sleepy, but he closed his eyes. Eventually sleep will take him, right? Another 15 minutes went by and he was almost there. He could feel his consciousness slowly fading away. Unfortunately, he felt someone on top of him.
["Pssst."]
His eyes shot open. He saw Nana's face close to his.
"Nana what the-
She covered his mouth with her hand.
["Shhh, you'll wake them up."]
He slapped her hand away.
["What the fuck are you doing?"]
["Let's have sex."]
["What?! No, get off of me."]
["They're all sleeping. Now is the perfect time."]
Ness sat up and pushed her off of him.
["Are you fucking serious?"]
["I've already prepared the bathroom."]
["You can't be serious right now."]
["C'mon, we'll lock the door and I'll be super quiet."]
["Fuck you."]
["Yeah, exactly."]
["No I mean… *sighs* Look, I already told you no."]
["I would reconsider if I were you."]
["I'm not into you. I've told you this so many times."]
Nana took out her phone.
["You'll do as I say, or else."]
["Or else what?"]
She played the video of him and Tina flirting on the rooftop.
["You guys are cute."]
["You were spying on us?!"]
["Yep. It would be such a shame if I sent this video to Leaf."]
[Leaf?"]
["I know you two are dating."]
["No, we're not."]
["Then you wouldn't mind if I sent her this video since you two aren't a thing."]
["Wait! N-no, ok. Ok fine."]
["Now be a good boy and follow me."]
Nana led him to the bathroom. She wasn't kidding earlier. She did set this place up. There was a futon on the tub and candles were lit up on the counter. She's… She's fucking crazy. When did she do all this? What the fuck!
"Do you like?" She licked her lips.
"No."
"Aww, don't be like that."
"Nana, c'mon we don't need to do this. You have Popo. Do it with him."
"I've done it with him so many times. Besides, I like you more."
"Why?"
"You're hot."
"Is that all?"
"Pretty much."
"Wow."
"Yeah, so what. Anyway, let's do this."
"I… C'mon there's other men out there. It doesn't have to be me."
"You're the hottest one. Of course it has to be you."
"That's shallow."
"I don't care. Now undress me."
"Do it yourself."
"Do it, or I'll send the video."
Ness let out a long sigh. He took off her pajamas. She was wearing a blue bra with white polka dots on it. Her underwear matched it. She planned this. She set him up with Tina on purpose.
"You're the one that invited Tina to set me up." Ness glared at her.
"Teehee. Maybe~"
"So she was in on this too."
"No. She has no clue. You just made it too easy."
Nana took off his clothes and started making out with him. She started touching his dick. He didn't want to, but his body started reacting on its own.
"I knew you were into me," She said.
"I'm not. It has a mind of its own."
"Yeah, very convincing."
Ness took a step back.
"I'm not doing this unless you have protection."
"Just pull out."
"I'm not fucking you unless you have protection."
"Then I'll send the video."
"I'll be back."
Ness was about to walk out, but she grabbed his arm.
"Ok, ok I actually do have it," She pulled a condom out from the bathroom drawer.
"Wow…"
"Alright, let's do this, shall we?"
Ness let out another long sigh. "Sure…"
