It was another happy day in Hell. Well, it was for Charlie Morningstar, Princess of Hell and daughter of the King of Hell himself; Lucifer Morningstar. Just a few weeks ago, her hotel, the Hazbin Hotel was destroyed by the Exterminators sent down from Heaven to execute every sinner for their entertainment. And now, after a sacrifice from one of its esteemed guests, a very speedy construction, some refurbishing and some spots that needed to be exterminated by Niffty. Not cleaned, exterminated, in her own words.

She was walking around the hotel admiring the amazing work that had been done by everyone. Compared to the last hotel, it was a lot bigger and much flashier; Plus, it had more rooms for sinners to occupy until they find their path towards redemption.

She was currently in the lobby admiring the lounge room which had a much bigger fireplace and more seats for people to socialise. Plus, the bar had a lot more drink options which included non alcoholic beverages.

The bar was currently being tended by the bartender, Husk. The gentleman sinner with a feline appearance. He was currently cleaning the bar with a dish rag not even noticing Charlie's presence.

Charlie was so engrossed in the design of the hotel that she failed to notice two people coming up towards her.

"Like it?"

She yelped as she heard the voice of her Dad and turned to face her father; Whom was walking with her girlfriend, Vaggie. Former exterminator and supportive lover of the Princess of Hell.

"Oh, shit, Dad, Vaggie, I didn't hear you two coming!" Charlie said.

"Sorry we startled ya, Charlie." Vaggie said. "It's just, me and your Dad have noticed that you have been infatuated by the upgraded hotel, that we wondered if you'd snap out of it."

"I swore you were about to walk head first into the pool." Lucifer remarked.

"Oh, I did the other day." Charlie said. "Oh and Dad, I've been meaning to ask about the pool of rubber ducks."

"What?" Lucifer reacted. "It's duck therapy. You get into your bathing suit, dive into the duck pool and talk about your problems with someone close to you."

"I don't know if that will work, though." Vaggie said.

"Don't doubt a Morningstar, future daughter-in-law." Lucifer's comment, made Vaggie slightly blush a bit.

"Sorry, sorry, it's just, after it was destroyed by Adam, I was absolutely heartbroken." Charlie explained as she reminisced sadly about that faithful day where all her hard work was destroyed by Adam and his exterminators.

But thankfully, thanks to some encouraging lyrics from her father and everyone close to her, she and them were able to rebuild it into something bigger, better and stylish.

Lucifer placed a comforting hand on his daughter's shoulder and gave her a smile. "Hey, look at what we have constructed. Your dream has become a reality and soon, we will have more sinners to redeem. And I can't wait for the day for when Heaven gets proven wrong about their backwards way of living and say to themselves 'Oh! Shit! Guess we were wrong! Guess we've been the real demons this whole time!'"

Charlie chuckled at her Dad's comment. "If Pentious' sacrifice ever meant something in some other world, then I hope he would have been seen as worthy of redemption."

Vaggie looked to the picture of Pentious they hung on the wall so they can have someone to remember and inspire others.

"Speaking of, should we advertise this place?" Lucifer asked. "It's a bit quiet and absolutely empty."

"Oh, I've written a script for a commercial." Charlie stated. "I asked Angel and Cherri if they could make a few script revisions to make it more welcoming."

Meanwhile in the hotel's new hot tub, Angel and Cherri were looking at their copies of the script handed to them by Charlie to see if there was anything they could change. And of course, there was.

"It needs more explosions and chaos!" Cherri stated. "It's fucking sappy as fuck! I mean, rainbows?! When was the last fucking time I saw a rainbow in hell of all places?"

"Perhaps some sex appeal should be an addition." Angel suggested as he did a sexy pose and accidentally dipping the script into the bubbling water. "Oh fuck!"

Cherri shrugged her shoulders. "Eh, I say that's a mild improvement."

Back in the lobby, Vaggie looked at her girlfriend with concern. "Something tells me they fucked it up already."

"But…After the battle, I'm sure we will get a guest in just a short amount of time." Charlie said.

"If that happens, I owe Angel a bubble bath!" Husk stated from the bar.

Meanwhile in the hot tub, Angel suddenly perked up and went wide eyed, as if he had sensed someone making a bet that he would find sensual. "Cherri, why do I have a good feeling right now?"

Back at the lobby, the trio were still discussing the commercial. "Perhaps we should really centre on the duck therapy aspect."

"Mr Morningstar, I can't think of anyone who would strip into their bathing suits and dive into a pool of ducks." Vaggie said. "Maybe we could revamp the commercial we did with Alastor."

Lucifer rolled his eyes at the mention of his name. "Alright, could you tell me what he did? So I can do it ten times better?"

"Well…"

Charlie suddenly squealed like an enthusiastic child as she stared at the door as she got a look at who was there.

It appeared to look like a female grey hellhound with long silver hair, a dark grey crop top, a pair of dark grey shorts with crescent moons on the leg and red eyes.

The immediate arrival of a guest got Husk shocked. "Fuck. I now owe Angel a bubble bath."

Suddenly, Angel popped up from behind the bar where Husk was positioned, causing the former overlord to yelp in surprise.

"My ears were burning." Angel, now with a towel around himself, grinned teasingly.

Husk playfully rolled his eyes. "I regret this."

Charlie instantly squealed and got up to her face, leading the hellhound to be rendered uncomfortable. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! Are you here for redemption?!"

The hellhound looked threatened and scowled at the Princess. "I'd like for you to get the fuck out of my face." She snarled, flashing her sharp fangs right at her.

Charlie, realising the situation, backed away to give the Hellhound her space just as Lucifer approached her.

"Hey Dad, care to welcome her?" Charlie asked. "Remember, no judgement."

"No judgement, got it." Lucifer said. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel sinner! Did you kill, steal, do drugs, wreck homes or listen to emo music in your precious life and now want redemption?"

"Dad!" Charlie chided.

"What?! I'm not judging her for it." Lucifer protested.

The hellhound sighed and pulled what looked like a VHS tape from her hair. "I'm not a sinner. I'm a Hellborn. But yeah, I have killed a lot of people."

Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer looked at the tape that hellhound held in her paw with curiosity. There was a sticky note attached to the tape written in what smelt like BBQ sauce. It read, 'To Charlie and everyone else at the Has Been Hotel.'

"Was someone eating pulled pork as they wrote this?" Lucifer asked.

Vaggie gagged. "Oh fuck! That smells disgusting!"

"Do you know who gave you this?" Charlie asked.

"I don't know." The Hellhound replied as she looked at her phone to like a Sinstagram post from an imp named Millie, whom was posing with another imp while playing a game called Greed Theft Auto. "It was some guy who wanted to…I don't know, I wasn't listening. He didn't understand my Dad's business and Dad, wanting to get rid of him faster, had me deliver the tape. He said it costed him 50 grand to make."

"Wow, someone must have done a lot of regrettable shit." Lucifer remarked.

"Thank you…Uh…."

"Loona." The Hellhound replied. "If you want to complain to Dad, he runs IMP. Immediate Murder Professionals."

"Oh, those guys?!" Lucifer grinned.

"Oh! I love that jingle!" Charlie said. "I don't think the commercial would be anything without it."

"Of course she'd like it." Loona grumbled. "Anyway, I'm not coming back here so….Peace out!" She walked out of the hotel leaving the trio to stare at the tape.

While that went on, Angel looked disappointed by the Hellhound's departure. "Oh fuck! I was so looking forward to it."

Husk gave a playful smirk. "Your loss."

Angel then grinned. "So, what do you get if you win?" Angel leaned over the bar. "Do I give you a bubble bath?"

Husk's eyes briefly shimmered as he thought about it, but he came up with a better idea. "How about a night of drinking on your tab and we get so shitfaced we don't remember anything?"

Instead of protesting, Angel smiled. "How about we try and remember it instead?"

They watched as Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer walked across the lobby with the tape in the princess' hand.

"A tape?" Husk remarked. "Who wants to give us a tape of all things?"

"Someone who admires us?" Charlie asked.

Vaggie however, looked fearful. "It might be a ransom tape. Someone from the hotel might be held hostage."

"But who?" Charlie asked.

"If they took Fat Nuggets then I'm going to fuck some fucking shit up!" Angel pulled two Tommy guns from behind him and aimed them high.

Husk looked at the resident with a raised brow as he was confused about how he was hiding them.

Charlie didn't want to assume the worst but she had to be sure. "Has anyone in the hotel been kidnapped?!"

Kiki jumped up from the bar, Razzle flew down from the ceiling, Fat Nuggets ran down the stairs, a soaking Cherri ran up from the hot tub still dressed in her tattered bikini, Alastor appeared out of nowhere while Niffty just popped out of the chimney.

Angel Dust smiled with glee as he picked up his pet pig and snuggled him. "Ohhhhh! Thank Satan you're okay!"

"Did someone ask if I had been kidnapped?" Alastor laughed. "That's a humorous joke, Charlie. Got me in the funny bone."

"How will we know when you're kidnapped?" Lucifer asked while giving Alastor a scowl.

Alastor laugh. "Only if I have something of value."

Niffty jumped up on Lucifer's shoulder to look at the tape. "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! I wanna watch it! Come on! Play it! Play it!"

"I mean, it's for all of us." Cherri remarked, not even caring about the water dripping on the carpet, causing Vaggie some annoyance. "It can't be anything shocking."

"The wolf did say it costed the owner 50K." Angel said.

"Oh that cunt's bankrupt." Cherri stated.

"Okay, let's play this once to see what it is and then never play it again if it's as bad as Vaggie says it is." Charlie said.

"Alright." Husk said.

"Sounds fair." Lucifer stated.

"I don't like this sort of futile contraption, but I am curious to see what has been videoed." Alastor said.

"Okay!" Charlie exclaimed. "Vaggie, prepare the tape and Cherri, look decent." As the princess turned away from Cherri, she flipped her off. "Also, let's prepare some snacks!"

And soon, everyone was in the lounge anticipating to see what was on that tape. Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer and Angel were sitting on the couch; Husk was seated on another couch; The now dressed Cherri stood next to Alastor; While Niffty was laying on her stomach on the little coffee table with her hands pressed against her cheeks and kicking her feet.

"Alright everyone, this tape we're viewing might be something disturbing." Vaggie said.

"I'm the lord of Hell, I've seen it all." Lucifer stated. "How bad could it be?"

"Perhaps it could make your blood run cold it's so horrifying." Alastor stated. "I could imagine."

Lucifer childishly mimicked Alastor and pressed his hands against his cheeks. "Play the tape, Char Char!"

Charlie pushed play on the remote. Like her girlfriend, she was kind of cautious, but she was mostly curious about what was on it.

The video first starts with a title. Hide Away by Adverbalese. By the studio Animated Revenge Troops. Or ART for short.

"Oh! It's a cartoon!" Charlie remarked as she ate a handful of popcorn. "This should be nice! Cartoons are always lighthearted and aimed towards all ages."

"Hey Cherri, does your vagina feel sore after being in the hot tub?" Angel asked.

"Not really." Cherri replied. "But my arse feels as numb as a motherfucker on heroin!"

The actual cartoon began with what looked to be Charlie standing on a balcony summoning some kind of spell from a book all while a purplish pinkish symbol hovers above her.

"Aaaaahhhhhh!" Charlie screamed with excited glee, leading Husk to twitch his eye in annoyance and Angel to cover his ears. "It's me! Vaggie, Dad, it's me!"

Lucifer and Vaggie chuckled. "I can see that, babe."

"You sure she isn't a cartoon already?" Husk asked Niffty.

"We all are." Niffty laughed as she looked at the people viewing this sort of thing.

As the video continued, it cut to a house on a rainy night with a light coming from the bedroom. Inside that very house, a man of African American descent was sleeping on his in a bedroom all while the purple pink light began to emit from under his bed. Then, the light began to engulf him as if he was swallowing him.

"What did you just do to that guy?" Niffty asked. "Was he a bad boy?"

"Niffty, that wasn't me." Charlie said. "I don't have the ability to drag people to hell. Besides, we can't do that."

"We do." Lucifer said. "I just don't do that."

"Why not?" Alastor asked with intrigue.

"My kingdom, my rules, bitch." Lucifer replied.

Back on the video, it cuts to the Hazbin Hotel which was called the Happy Hotel. Now, the guy whom Charlie summoned from Earth was now in a white shirt, a backwards red cap and a pair of glasses. His mattress had somehow come along on the journey to hell as well. Additionally, the background music turned into a song.

"The Happy Hotel?" Lucifer asked. "Wasn't that the crappy name you had before, Charlie?"

Charlie sighed sadly. "But it was such a good name."

"No it wasn't." Alastor argued.

Lucifer grumbled. "I can't believe I agree with him on this one."

"Why did this Charlie even capture this guy?" Vaggie asked.

"Also, why the fuck did you…" Cherri began to get confused since she wasn't in the video and didn't know what pronoun to refer to the cartoon as. "…She…That…They…Steal his mattress?" Cherri asked.

The Charlie on the TV had watched his arrival from the balcony and began to get gleefully excited and ran out of the balcony.

"Woah! You're excited to see him." Angel remarked with an implicit tone to his voice.

"I mean, this version of me was probably so desperate for sinners she thought that desperate times called for desperate measures." Charlie suggested.

"Yeah, that guy looks like the kind of guy who'd scam some Wall Street banker to bankruptcy and make them commit suicide." Lucifer theorised. "Believe me, I know the types of sinners."

The animated Charlie looked through the glass stained window of the door to the Happy Hotel, eyes glistening like sun shining on the surface of water. Eyeing the scared and confused new visitor.

Angel looked intrigued with the video. "Oh, those are some 'fuck me' eyes."

Charlie looked nervous. "Come on, Angel, you know I get excited when I see a new visitor."

Then, the Charlie in the video licked her lips seductively with lustful intent.

This made everyone, even Angel, kind of uncomfortable since this was the exact opposite of Charlie.

"Now that was a 'fuck me' lick." Angel remarked.

"Or…Maybe I saw Vaggie?" Charlie theorised, trying to defend the animated version of herself.

Vaggie, understanding where the video was going, just exhaled and covered her eyes at her girlfriend's denial.

Then, the cartoon Charlie gave a fiendish and mischievous smile.

Charlie exhaled. "'Fuck me' smile?"

Angel nodded his head in confirmation. "'Fuck me' smile."

Then, the cartoon Charlie began to walk out of the hotel straight towards the mysterious stranger, cheeks gushing redder than Alastor's coat. The mysterious stranger looked befuddled by why she was coming towards him infatuated, singing and looking horny.

This was so terrifying for the man that he did the first thing he could do, and that was run for his life. While the disappointed Charlie reached her arms out for him.

It hadn't even reached a minute and already, Charlie was uncomfortable with what the video was showing.

"So, what I'm getting at so far is that you summoned a guy from Earth into Hell and now wanna have sex with him?" Husk asked Charlie.

"This is kind of disgusting shit Val would make me shoot!" Angel exclaimed. "Only he'd make it worse!"

Then, the video cut to a shot of the mysterious stranger running down the streets of a flashy city all while the smitten Charlie continued to chase after him with her hands on her face at first before spreading them out, ready to try and tackle him to the ground. But, she had missed her chance to tackle the guy.

"Okay, that does not look like Hell!" Cherri exclaimed.

"No, it doesn't look like the Pride Ring." Lucifer squinted his eyes. "It looks more like the Lust Ring."

"Wait, there's a Lust Ring?!" Angel exclaimed. "How the fuck am I learning this now?! We've been here for years."

"Well, sorry guys, but last time sinners got to roam all the rings, chaos ensued." Lucifer said. "So, no going outside the Pride ring."

"Awww!" Angel groaned.

"You old cunt!" Cherri chided.

"NOOOOOOO!" Niffty screamed.

"Way to ruin the mood, King of Hell." Alastor remarked.

"Sorry! Sorry! Rules are rules!" Lucifer said.

"Why did they animate me like that?!" Charlie screamed. "I look like some creepy stalker!"

Vaggie was already getting angry at the video. "¡Voy a apuñalar a ese animador en las bolas!"

Back in the video, the cartoon Charlie stared at the stranger seductively just as he stood up and began to run away from her. As he ran across a bridge, a projection of Charlie on the moon continued singing while looking at him lustfully. Then, it cut to him running down another street while moon Charlie continued to sing and two love hearts projecting her hovered behind him.

"Okay, I have a serious question: Why does cartoon her wanna fuck this guy?" Husk asked. "I wouldn't even wanna tap that."

"No, no, she might have a reason." Angel replied as he ate a tub of popcorn.

As the video continued, the man was engulfed in a purple beam that surrounded his entire body, causing him to drop on to the road, clutching his heart.

The cartoon Charlie began coming towards him while floating on a giant love heart all while motioning him to come over with her finger. The man shook his head all while his cheeks were red.

"Is this Charlie's type?" Niffty asked with curiosity. "I mean, guy has no tits, Vaggie has no tits, so it's clear Charlie has a type."

"Niffty! That is not me!" Charlie yelled. "Do I need to remind you?"

"Call me titless one more time, Niffty." Vaggie grumbled.

Back in the video, cartoon Charlie began to motion the guy to come to her with her finger as she got closer towards this. Then it cut to her pulling him towards her as he struggled to escape.

Then, she jumped off the heart and landed on top of him before vanishing into thin air along with him.

"How much of me is this Adverbalse getting wrong about me?!" Charlie exclaimed as her devil horns began to come out of her blonde hair. "Firstly, I do not teleport! Secondly, that is Alastor's job."

"Ha! Except I wouldn't waste my time with some person of no interest." Alastor remarked.

Then the music video cuts to the guy falling down some hearts while a transparent Charlie began to say some words that might have been considered intensely romantic but in the context of the video, it was creepy. Then, she suddenly became physical and held him by the cheek.

But now, the man was under Charlie's spell, as if he was hypnotised by her. Then, Charlie leaned in and was just about to kiss him and then, the both of them were engulfed in a bright light.

"Please tell me this is where it ends." Charlie pleaded.

Vaggie checked to see how long was left on the video and saw that there was one minute and fourteen seconds left. "Sorry, Charlie."

"FUUUUUUUUCK!" Charlie screamed.

Then, it cut to a bedroom in the Happy Hotel. Then, the man appeared on the bed, all limbs tied up and spread out.

As soon as Lucifer saw this, he spat out a glass of apple juice straight into the face of Alastor in complete shock. "What the fuck?!"

Alastor's eye twitched in anger over being covered in the beverage. "You are going to regret that, Lucy."

Back in the video, Charlie appeared in front of her victim with her red jacket off and back against the wall. The guy strapped to the bed looked alarmed just as Charlie locked the door to the room.

Lucifer, Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Lucifer and Cherri all looked alarmed, having a feeling in their guts as to where this was going.

"Oh fuck." Lucifer shivered.

Alastor however looked curious. "Oh boy, I wonder where this will go?"

Back in the video, cartoon Charlie seductively walked towards the strapped up man, causing him to be rendered smitten by her.

Then, she snapped her fingers, causing the same purplish pinkish energy to strip the man into his red boxers. But somehow keeping on his backwards cap and glasses.

Lucifer looked terrified by where this video was going. "No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Oh fuck no! Shit no! Bitch no! Hell no!"

"What do ya think Angel, would you tap that?" Cherri asked.

"I don't know." Angel replied. "Would you?"

Cherri began to think about if she would tap the half naked man in the cartoon and shrugged her shoulders as a response.

As the video continued, the cartoon Charlie began to slowly unbutton her shirt.

Lucifer and Charlie both looked horrified as they watched the video. "Crap!"

"Don't worry Dad." Charlie began to have nervous sweats. "Maybe I'm just hot."

Then, the cartoon Charlie took off her shirt, revealing a black bra.

Vaggie, despite being offended by how her girlfriend was represented, couldn't help but blush a little bit. "Oh, fuuuuucck!"

"Please don't take off your pants! Please for the love of Beelzebub, don't let her take her pants off." Lucifer pleaded.

Unfortunately, Lucifer's prayer was not answered as the animated version of his daughter had taken off her pants to reveal her pitch black panties to the tied up guy.

"Nope! Not watching the rest of it!" Lucifer covered his eyes to make sure he does not see his daughter banging this poor soul.

"Do you want me to describe it to you?" Alastor asked with sinister intent.

"Please don't!" Lucifer begged.

At one point in the video, the guy strapped to the bed gets an erection, causing Charlie some excitement and love hearts to show in her eyes.

Angel and Cherri looked at each other. "Tap that?" They asked each other simultaneously. "No. Fair enough."

The cartoon Charlie summoned a bunch of clothes rail with a bunch of lingerie and miscellaneous sexy outfits right behind her.

Then, at one point, a bunch of love hearts projecting Charlie flew into the guy's erection all while Charlie tried to pick out a sexy outfit.

As this went on, Alastor was describing everything to Lucifer. "Okay, your daughter has summoned a rail of clothes."

"Stop it!" Lucifer pleaded.

"Oh! Now the love hearts projecting your singing daughter are now flying into the man's erected groin." Alastor continued.

"Satan's ballsack, will you shut the fuck up?!" Lucifer screamed.

"She is now deciding on what type of lingerie she should wear." Alastor was silenced when Vaggie pressed her spear against his neck.

Despite having his eyes closed, Lucifer knew who silenced the radio demon. "You better have grand babies with my daughter." Vaggie cringed while blushing a bit.

Back in the video, cartoon Charlie was still deciding on what sexy outfit she should put on while the guy strapped to the bed looked on nervously.

When she eventually tried the black underwear that showed off her cleavage, this bulge in his pants got bigger.

"Oh come on!" Charlie exclaimed as her eyes turned red. "How do they know what I wear?!"

"Do you have a pair of those in my size?" Cherri asked slightly curious.

"Or mine?" Niffty asked.

"Or mine?" Angel asked.

"Nobody better go through my wardrobe!" Charlie demanded.

After putting on her very revealing outfit, the cartoon Charlie began crawling across the bed towards her tied up guest, ready to pleasure him.

Soon, she was on top of him still staring at him with lustful intent. The man looked nervous before he gave a nervous smile and submitted to the cartoon's advances. And accepted her kiss.

The end was on the screen for a brief moment before some text replaced 'The End' with 'Fuck You' at the end.

Everyone in the lounge all had various reactions. Charlie had turned into her demonic form in anger, Vaggie looked like she wanted to murder someone, Husk was speechless, Angel was disturbed, Cherri was shocked, Lucifer still had his hands on his face, Alastor was smiling while Niffty was grinning like the psycho she is.

"That was disturbing even by my standards." Alastor remarked.

"Has it finished?" Lucifer reluctantly removed his hands from his face. "Can I look?"

"Charlie, where did you find this bad boy?" Niffty licked her lips. "I want to taste him!"

Charlie in anger stood up from her seat and removed the tape from the VHS player and narrowed her eyes at it. "WHAT LONELY, DESPERATE, SAD, BANKRUPT, PIECE OF SHIT WOULD WASTE THEIR TIME DEMEANING ME!"

Vaggie instantly got up and held her girlfriend. "Babe, calm down."

"Yeah Char, Char, remember what we said." Lucifer said. "Going demonic over your problems will only get bigger. Take some breaths."

Razzle, Fat Nuggets and Kiki all began to nuzzle her legs in an effort to calm her down. Thankfully, after some breathing exercises, Charlie had managed to calm down, exhaled and reverted back to her original form.

Charlie sighed. "Sorry, it's just that tape was just insulting and demeaning."

"Hey, I felt angry watching it too." Vaggie said.

"But thankfully, we know the assholes who made this." Lucifer showed Charlie the tape. "If you want, we can pay them a visit and find out who made this."

Charlie looked at her Dad looking unsure if she wanted to do it. But unfortunately, her curiosity was getting the best of her. She wanted to find out who made this tape and why.

"I think we should pay them a visit." Charlie said. "But let's use violence as an exemplary resort."

Lucifer shrugged his shoulders. "Fair enough. You want to keep a clean image for the hotel and we will."

"Vaggie, watch the hotel while me and Dad find ART." Charlie said.

"I was thinking of getting a drink to forget it but okay." Vaggie and Charlie shared a quick kiss before the Princess of Hell and her Dad departed the hotel to find whoever made the tape.

Once they left, every resident in the hotel were just quietly taking in the shocking tape they just watched. It was silent until Cherri broke it.

"I'm sorry, 50K?" Cherri reacted. "For this fucking deranged fantasy?!"

"I hope Charlie goes easy on whoever runs that messed up business." Vaggie said.

"I hope she obliterates the pervert." Alastor remarked.

"Hey, is it just me, or was the song kind of catchy?" Everyone in the lounge looked at Husk with either a shocked or disgusted expression over what he said. Husk realised he was put into an awkward situation and exhaled. "It's not like I'm gonna associate it with someone's fucked up fantasy!"